The gods descend into reality

Another dish looked like it had computer parts added to it.

Is this something a proper chef would do?

Anyway, Chang Zhong and Chang Yong didn't dare to get close to these people, feeling that if they did, their own demeanor would become strange.

Now that we've encountered this seemingly not-so-bright fairy girl, the most important thing is to seize the opportunity to ask her as many questions as possible about this world!

"Hey, what does this not-so-bright, pretty older sister want from us?!"

Cirno tilted her head and asked with a puzzled look.

As an ice fairy, Cirno's life is actually quite monotonous. After all, she is the strongest in Gensokyo, and life has become so boring that all she can do is freeze frogs for fun.

What? Someone is questioning the strength of Gensokyo's strongest power?

Cirno always remembered.

Back then, I led the soy sauce and the others across the sunflower fields, remaining unfazed even when facing the tyrant of the sunflower fields.

They say we're not the strongest.

Do you dare to walk around a sunflower field and come out unscathed?

Of course, being the strongest is still quite empty and lonely. Besides freezing frogs, playing pranks on passersby is also part of his hobby.

This is the first time a prank has ever succeeded like today!

While she was having a good time, Cirno didn't mind answering some questions for the few idiots around her.

"Excuse me, could you tell me where this is?"

Pearl asked, her eyelids twitching.

Not very smart?

I felt like I was being mocked by the little girl in front of me for not being very smart, but now was clearly not the time to dwell on such things.

"Ah, this is the Lake of Mist!"

Cirno said it as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"Lake of Mist?"

"Of course, you see the Scarlet Devil Mansion over there at the Lake of Mist, and also—"

Cirno pointed into the distance, about to begin her introduction, but the next moment her expression froze, and her face turned terrified.

"Soybean paste, soybean paste, it's all over!"

The Scarlet Devil Mansion is gone! No, this isn't the Lake of Mist either. Where am I? Waaaaah~

The next moment, Cirno sat on the ground, crying loudly, looking pitiful, weak, and helpless.

The Twin Gates...

Asking such an idiotic question makes us idiots ourselves!

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Cold and dark.

At that moment, the man felt his entire body stiffen.

It feels like you've been sleeping in one position the whole time, and then you need a massage to wake up your body the next day.

Wait a minute, something's not right!

The man struggled to open his eyes; after all, Earth was facing a crisis, and this wasn't the time for him to abandon his responsibilities.

The light made the man close his eyes again instantly.

"Dog, why can you talk? What kind of monster are you? When did such a creature appear on Mount Hua?!"

Just as the man was about to open his eyes, he heard a somewhat panicked Chinese voice coming from outside.

"Calm down, everyone, cough cough, calm down. No matter what kind of monster it is, with me, the number one exorcist, here, cough cough, what's there to worry about, cough cough cough~"

"I am Thor, the God of Thunder, for the glory of the Northern Gods!"

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"Wang~"

Thor...?

That big, dumb guy?

That's true, but can you explain what that "dog" thing is?!

Did you participate in a drama troupe performance?

The man opened his eyes, and the scene before him made his expression turn somewhat strange.

What the hell is this place?!

Chapter 405 The Four Newcomers

Three people appeared in front of me.

To be precise, it was two people and a dog.

One of them had white hair and beard, and looked like an immortal from Chinese legend.

Hmm, it would feel even better if the wooden stick in my hand were replaced with a longsword.

Right now, he looks a bit like an old man having a bout of teenage angst.

However, I've heard that in that magical country, everyone can fly and walk on walls. When I was a child, I think I even saw a documentary about that magical country where, when I was in elementary school, they made all their students practice martial arts.

If my memory serves me right, it caused quite a stir among the higher-ups at the time.

Who knows, maybe the old man is some kind of extraordinary master!

The other person is also dressed in period costume.

If my memory of China is correct, the other person should be wearing scholar's clothes.

The moment I saw this man, I suddenly felt incredibly confident.

Yes, that's a man's confidence.

The other person was quite handsome, only slightly less so than himself.

However, the swelling around her eyes and calves, her dull and pale complexion, and her fair skin, though clear, couldn't hide the roughness deep within.

This indicates kidney deficiency!

Don't ask yourself how you know.

As one of the world's top billionaires, I had learned about it back then.

But this last person—

It was a dog?!

What about Thor?

I clearly heard someone say their name was Thor, and this dog even barked at the end!

The dog has been found, but where is Thor?

“Hey guys, your performance was great, but I’m busy saving Earth right now. Can you tell me where I am? Have you seen a burly guy with a hammer who looks kind of gay?” The man took a step forward and spoke as calmly as possible.

I was initially worried that the other person wouldn't understand English at all and was planning to repeat myself in Chinese.

After all, the other person didn't seem like someone who could understand Chinese.

Although I'm not very proficient in Chinese, after all, even I don't quite understand this damn Chinese.

However, daily communication is still not a problem, after all, I am a genius.

Unexpectedly, what I originally intended to say in English turned out to be fluent Chinese.

What the heck is this?

"A person from the Western Regions?"

The old man looked at the newcomer, frowned, and spoke.

"Ahem, so it's a person. With your blond hair and blue eyes, I almost mistook you for a guardian deity from the Great Thunderclap Temple, ahem~"

The man over there, who looked somewhat weak from kidney deficiency, wiped the sweat from his forehead and coughed violently as he spoke.

“Guys, I don’t have time to play with you. Can you tell me if you’ve seen a muscular guy who looks gay and is holding a hammer? This question is worth a million dollars. Whoever answers first gets the million dollars.”

The man pulled a check from his pocket and said casually.

The old man and the man with kidney deficiency exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with confusion.

What is the US dollar?

"Guys, I'm Tony Stark, I am Iron Man, and this check is absolutely real, and—"

"Hey friend over there, you don't see any strong men with hammers, but you do have a dog with a hammer."

The old man pointed to the dog standing opposite him and answered.

"This is a matter of life and death for Earth. My friend, he can unleash lightning with a hammer, bilibilibili~ that guy—"

"Zzzzz~"

The next moment, Tony was interrupted as he looked at the dog holding the hammer with disbelief.

The hammer in the dog's hand was constantly flashing with lightning.

Tony opened his arms, looking completely bewildered at the man with kidney deficiency and the old man.

The man with kidney deficiency and the old man both put on expressions that said, "This is the truth."

"Hey buddy, stop messing around! I clearly heard someone say they were Thor!"

Tony said, his mind a bit muddled.

The dog wielding the lightning hammer pressed a button on its waist.