The gods descend into reality
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"Really? You're such a kind person!"
Saitama, as if discovering a new continent, grasped Xiao Se's fists with both hands and said with emotion.
It's been so long since anyone offered to treat me to a meal. This stranger is such a kind person!
Desolate...
Does treating you to a meal make someone a good person?
If you met a "tea-selling girl" online, wouldn't you be swindled out of everything by such a kind-hearted girl?
I'm so tired, so very tired.
Neither of these two bald men is a normal person.
"Master Tang Sanzang, I'm so sorry to have kept you so long. Why don't you go back now?"
Tang Sanzang paused, his face stiffening.
"No...no rush, this humble monk...feels that this place lacks Buddhist teachings, this humble monk wishes to—"
"No, no, we already have Mahayana Buddhism here, so there's no need to trouble the Tripitaka Master."
Xiao Se quickly waved his hand and said.
Although Tang Sanzang was just a mortal, Xiao Se thought he was even more terrifying than the bald man beside him.
Do you understand psychological attacks?
Mental pollution, you bastard!
Damn, who knows when this guy will drive me completely insane!
For the first time, Xiao Se was eager to send a fantasy character back.
"Amitabha Buddha, since that's the case, then this humble monk should stay even more. After studying Mahayana Buddhism, this humble monk will return."
Tang Sanzang said it as if it were the most natural thing in the world, and even his words became much more concise.
"Master Sanzang, are you scared? (¬_¬)~"
“Amitabha Buddha, what you say is very true. That monkey is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! If he wanted to attack this humble monk, it would only take one blow. If it weren't for the rule that one cannot be replaced on the pilgrimage, this humble monk would have already sent someone else to take his place on the pilgrimage.”
After speaking, Tang Sanzang kept glancing at Saitama out of the corner of his eye.
Although he may not be as handsome as this humble monk, he possesses a profound Buddhist nature, unlike us—
"You actually admitted it? As a master, can't you have any integrity?"
Xiao Se couldn't help but complain.
“Amitabha Buddha, monks do not lie. How can one pretend to be fearless when one is afraid?”
Desolate...
Are you monks so cowardly these days that you spout such vulgar nonsense?
"Wait a minute, is that monkey you were talking about really strong?"
The bald demon king suddenly asked with a hint of interest.
Chapter 463 Saitama, the teacher preparing to go on a journey to the West!
Generally speaking, Saitama is not interested in many things.
Because Saitama is just too strong.
Originally, it was because of his desire to become a hero that he began to fight desperately.
Although Saitama didn't have invincible strength at that time, it was precisely because of this that he had the passion to fight.
But now—
Even Saitama himself doesn't know when it started, but he has lost all interest in any kind of enemy.
That exhilarating feeling I had in my memory has long since vanished.
The only thing that piqued my interest was the competition with middle-aged women buying discounted items at grocery stores.
It's not that I lack affection, but rather that I've long since stopped caring.
This is a necessary process after one's strength reaches a certain level.
It's like an ordinary person in the real world. If they suddenly gained the power to change the world and found that everything they did was easy, they would probably fall into a state of confusion before long.
The word 'utopia' has appeared in human history.
“Utopia” means non-existent, “to” means to entrust, and “bang” means country. Utopia is a utopian country that does not exist.
There, property is publicly owned, people are equal, the principle of distribution according to need is practiced, everyone wears uniform work clothes, eats in public canteens, officials are elected by the public, and both material and spiritual life is rich and happy.
With the emergence of utopia, there is naturally also the existence of dystopia. Dystopia is a society where material life is extremely abundant, but spiritual life is unprecedentedly empty.
This makes it easy for many things to be triggered.
In the history of the small garden.
The concept of dystopia once turned the entire western part of the Little Garden into a closed world, where the spiritual power of the people trapped inside was being weakened every moment.
Although it only transformed the western part of the miniature garden into a closed world, its impact was quite significant.
The events that occur in the miniature garden will all be reflected in human history.
In other words—
If the dystopian demon king succeeds, it will cause the originally normal human history to take a sharp turn in its development, resulting in the emergence of a true dystopian town.
The final result is actually quite simple.
Dystopia ultimately leads to the complete destruction of human societies with extreme imbalances in material and spiritual life.
The destruction of human history will be followed by the widespread destruction of the gods, and the entire Little Garden will also be destroyed.
Faced with such a dystopian demon, the Nameless Ones and their ilk, who were at their 'peak' at the time, enlightened the people by creating the Black Death, plagues, and other means in human history, and ultimately 'counteracted' the dystopian demon.
In Xiao Se's view, Saitama's current state is somewhat like that of someone living in a dystopian world.
You can get almost anything you want, but there's almost nothing that truly satisfies your inner self.
In other words, Saitama himself is pure enough. If someone else were in Saitama's position, they would have gone crazy long ago. Who knows, one day they might suddenly have a brain fart and think about destroying the world or even ruling the world.
This shows how dangerous this thing is.
And what Saitama is interested in now is probably something like—
Going to the supermarket and competing with older women for discounted vegetables is one of the few things that allows me to experience failure.
Yeah, those middle-aged women are way more terrifying than any weirdo when it comes to grabbing discounted items!
Besides that, there's fighting against the strong.
Perhaps only the strong can return to that passionate state they had before they started training.
This is also why he asked after hearing the monk on the other side say that Sun Wukong was flustered.
"Amitabha! My eldest disciple is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven who wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. His strength is naturally extremely powerful!"
Tang Sanzang said with a proud expression.
Although he knew that the other party was already discussing with the Bull Demon King and others about eating his flesh, Tang Sanzang still couldn't suppress his pride when talking about Sun Wukong.
It felt like they were showing off their most successful child.
Saitama's eyes lit up slightly, but his expression soon dimmed again.
Forget it, I've met plenty of people who 'claim to be very strong'.
But in the end, it was discovered—
These monsters are even less powerful than the old ladies who go grocery shopping.
"Amitabha Buddha, my eldest disciple is a stone monkey born of nature. This story goes back quite a long time, it can be traced back to five hundred years ago, to the ancestral veins of the three islands, the origins of the nine provinces..."
Tang Sanzang continued his incessant rambling.
Desolate...
Saitama...
Speaking of which, weren't we just talking about how you encountered a monster when you were nine years old and were about to leave the mountain to become a monk? How come we're talking about Sun Wukong again?
Just think, Tang Sanzang himself recounted so much from the time he was nine years old. Damn, Sun Wukong must have talked about it to the heavens over the past five hundred years!
"Ahem, I'd like to interrupt for a moment."
Xiao Se felt he had to stop Tang Sanzang's mental pollution.
If he were allowed to continue talking, he might not even get a chance to return to the world of A Chinese Odyssey. Right now, I have an urge to kill him and end it all!
"Please speak, sir. But you look quite unwell. Are you constipated? If so, this humble monk has a secret remedy specifically for constipation. If not, this humble monk also has a kidney-tonifying medicine, a specialty of the Tang Dynasty. You won't regret buying it..."
Tang Sanzang began to take out bottles and jars from his pockets one after another.
Desolate...
"So, you're saying you also promote products along the way on your journey to the West?"
What the hell is this? You're the one who's constipated! As a male god, I don't need to go to the toilet at all!
"Amitabha Buddha, isn't this because I'm forced to make a living? I can't rely on begging for alms the whole way!"
Tang Sanzang said with a hint of helplessness.
Desolate...
I'm speechless. This is absolutely the most bizarre monk I've ever seen!
"Actually, I have a suggestion. Why don't we let Mr. Saitama go on the pilgrimage in your place?"
Xiao Se suddenly spoke up.
“Amitabha, this humble monk refuses.”
"I refuse!"
Almost without hesitation, the two bald men blurted it out in unison.
"I'm going to go to the supermarket and rob it too—"
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