You actually want me to...

WTF, it really is the King of the Plate! I didn't recognize his playing style at all.

[Actually, there are still some telltale signs, such as his incredibly quick reflexes combined with a suave and sophisticated roguishness.]

"Huh? Is the Blade Girl Brother Xiang? Then it's alright." After seeing the notification from his chatbot, Roland realized that he had hit the jackpot.

Originally, I was thinking of going for a mid-game carry, but after hearing that it was LWX, I instantly lost the motivation to carry. So I simply changed my equipment and started to switch to the highest output and most annoying build.

"Let me tell you, I have complete confidence in LWX's Irelia. Why, you ask? Well, it's because his Irelia incorporates my own understanding of the game." After saying that, Roland narrowed his eyes, shook his head, and fell silent for a moment, as if recalling some past event.

"Two years ago, I met a professional player in an internet cafe. We sat together and were even matched into the same game, but I was in the shadows while he was in the light."

At this point, seeing Roland fall silent again, the chat in the live stream immediately reacted, typing:

So, at that time?

"Just like right now."

They look so alike!

At that moment, Roland realized that this group of silly audience members were actually quite amusing, as they could actually pick up on the jokes he had thrown out. He could only say that they were worthy of being his fans.

After clarifying the premise that the mid lane is the key to victory, Roland's playstyle gradually became more unconventional.

As is well known, the early stages of alchemy development are very difficult.

But in this round, he found another way to get rich. However, this method requires sacrificing our great intelligence a little.

......

This time, instead of resorting to underhanded tactics to seek peace, he used various icons and skills to annoy the opponent, forcing the enemy top laner to come and cause trouble for him. Only when the opponent was clearly on the defensive did he open the chat and type: "[Sir, this way please.]" Then he started frantically tagging the mid laner's Irelia, completely baffling LWX.

After about ten minutes, even if LWX was focused on laning, he must have seen the chat notification and knew who was playing Alchemist.

Considering they were all players on the same field, Da Congming naturally helped whenever he could. However, after helping several times in a row, he found that his development not only failed to take off, but was slowly pulled back by the enemy mid laner. Looking at the alchemist's equipment, it was now also a complete waste. He was even complaining about the unfairness of the top laner.

Weird.

Even though the enemy team kept dying and neither you nor the Alchemist got any farm, the mid laner managed to close the gap. So where exactly did things go wrong?

Sensing something was wrong, Da Congming took advantage of a return to the city and immediately opened Roland's live stream. As soon as he opened it, he saw a smiling face on the screen, showing no signs of being withdrawn at all, and even typing away about his difficulties.

Looking at the economy section in the lower left corner, the 3000+ economy figures are particularly eye-catching at this moment.

"See that, brothers? This is the legendary Seven Injury Fist technique. We just need to keep provoking the enemy top laner, forcing them to push the lane aggressively, and then call for the mid laner. When the mid laner comes to fight him, we pretend to help, but actually we quietly circle around the minion wave, mainly to clear the minions and give the kill to the mid laner, otherwise he won't come back next time."

"Everyone must calculate the poison damage carefully. You must not poison the minions completely before leaving. Instead, you must ensure that the minion wave is killed by the poison tail while you are leaving. This way, our move to the mid lane will be more natural, and the mid laner will not be able to tell what went wrong."

"Remember, don't rush to buy items. Before we squeeze every last drop of value out of the mid laner, we should try to bait them for as long as possible."

"Everything is for profit!"

Great Wisdom: ? ? ? ? ?

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P.S.: Ahem, I was enjoying the gossip so much that I'm updating a bit late.

PS2: Just take those product launch announcements as entertainment and don't take them seriously. Things on the internet are virtual; you can't control them.

Metamorphosis: Chapter 54: You are not truly happy!

[Holy crap, we've been exposed! Run, boss!]

[There's a mole inside! Terminate the transaction!]

I'm reporting that Banhuang did this on purpose.

[I was just playing a game, but somehow the button presses made it feel like I was being caught cheating by the game's creator.]

From the moment Roland saw the fans in the live stream all change their signs to LWX fan signs, he knew that he could no longer hide the truth.

Although I'm a little embarrassed, I've already made a huge profit by developing to this point.

In 17 minutes, with level 11 and the three-piece set of Liandry's Torment, Mercury's Treads, and Rylai's Crystal Scepter, I was already preparing to build the fourth item, Spirit Visage.

This kind of alchemical development can only be described as perfect development.

"Brothers, the 'All Poisons Return to Origin' Alchemist build is almost complete, but we're still missing a crucial piece of equipment." With that, Roland manipulated Alchemist to run to his AD Caitlyn and stand still, quietly watching her.

It wasn't until quite a while later that a yellow figure belatedly realized what was happening and darted directly onto the alchemist's body.

Yes, it's a cat.

Yuumi is almost always ranked alongside Teemo, Shaco, and Zoe as one of the four most hated champions. However, this doesn't mean Yuumi is weak; on the contrary, she's actually incredibly strong.

Why do cats have such a bad reputation?

In solo queue, AD carries really hate it when supports don't treat them like human beings. Picking Zyra, Brand, or Vel'Koz allows them to poke and deal damage, even if it's just a support. But if you pick Yuumi, your teammates have to act as the support's utility player, helping her farm, placing wards, and being her mount.

Especially when they actually get caught, this cat runs incredibly fast when it has teammates, and it doesn't hesitate to betray its teammates.

Can a random AD carry in a solo queue game tolerate this kind of treatment?

Especially when it first came out, all sorts of builds like pure AP, pure support, ground-walking cat, pure tank, double ice slow, and AFK (away from keyboard) builds ruined a lot of random players' experience, causing many people to avoid facing these kinds of builds.

However, with the 9.24 update, the passive mana regeneration mechanism was reverted, Q damage and projectile speed were reduced, W had a five-second cooldown when crowd-controlled, and E skill healing could no longer be stored twice, which completely changed this thing.

Previously, casual cat players were quickly wiped out by the five-second mechanic, losing all enjoyment and quitting. It was only then that a select few truly dedicated cat enthusiasts unleashed the full terror of the cat.

It can refresh shields, restore health, and add attributes.

If the cat finds a powerful support in the team, the two of them can easily take on five opponents in the middle of the enemy team, which is ridiculous. For a specific example, you can refer to the Ardent Censer AD carry in Season 7.

This cat is clearly savvy.

A level 11 three-piece mount is much better than the level 8 AD mount next to it with only one and a half pieces. It's only natural for cats to be fickle, and the cat thinks it did the right thing.

only...

When the cat finally calmed down and looked back at its own situation, it keenly noticed something was wrong. It saw that the alchemist had no intention of running back to its own lane, but instead rushed into the enemy jungle, heading straight for the enemy's high ground, which completely terrified it.

Holy crap! An unlicensed taxi?

By the time he finally realized what was happening, the two of them had already charged onto the enemy's high ground. Seeing that they were already on board, the cat, with its short legs and no mobility, could only resign itself to its fate and decide to see if the top laner had lost his mind or was really that awesome.

Roland didn't care about that.

Since it's a random cat, it can't help him pull three lanes of minions, so it can only pull two lanes. But for Alchemist at this stage, two lanes of minions are actually enough.

Without further ado, let's just start mining gold!

Watching the Alchemist single-handedly cut off two lanes of minions with just his cat, countless viewers couldn't help but shed tears of emotion.

Ah, that's just right for me.

[This guy's finally getting cocky, mining gold in the classic highlands.]

[Da Congming must be dumbfounded. He'd been getting the upper hand by Banhuang the whole time, and now Banhuang is openly stealing his minions from the enemy's high ground. How can you not be angry?]

I just checked, and Da Congming is already numb.

Everyone found this quite amusing. He'd practically copied Luohan's fighting style, yet he managed to create a series of hilarious and entertaining moments. Watching his stream was like watching an Indian cook – every step was an unexpected twist. [I highly recommend the UP Yingjian Cooking on a certain pink-themed website; it's absolutely delicious with rice!]

Seeing the enemy Alchemist openly mining gold on their own high ground, the five random players on the red team couldn't hold back any longer. Darius, who had the most explosive temper, even went so far as to activate Ghost and lead the charge.

Think about it too.

A noob who could have been completely dominated by him in lane was instead relentlessly humiliated without a single chance. Just when he thought he had found an opening and charged in, a crazy woman would suddenly appear from behind him, yelling something like "Grandma once said XXX" and hacking him away. He was practically driven to the brink of a nervous breakdown by all the hacking.

Fortunately, the Blade Girl isn't here now, so the Alchemist can be bullied at will.

Just as he was thinking this, he noticed that the enemy Alchemist barely even glanced at him. Only when he was about to rush over did Alchemist activate his Q skill and ultimate, and with the speed boost from Yuumi, he slowly ran ahead of Darius, leaving trails of exhaust fumes. When the enemy was about to catch up, Alchemist used an over-the-shoulder throw and a "gutter oil" move, and continued running away.

"Shake~ Shake~ Sway~"

After creating some distance, Roland watched as the red team members charged towards him one after another. He even paused for a moment to wait for them before continuing his dog-walking adventure.

Under the influence of the poison gas from the Q skill.

The red team's pursuers were already losing health rapidly, but since they had just been poisoned, the health loss wasn't very noticeable; the only noticeable effect was the burning effect of the large mask.

However, the slowing effect of the ice staff really annoyed a lot of players on the opposing team.

Upon seeing this.

It wasn't until the red team's support, Nautilus, used Flash and his Q skill to hook the Singed that the rest of the red team rushed in to start dealing damage.

But at this moment, the cat went all out.

Wave after wave of yellow waves, although they did no damage, hitting three waves would cause a control effect. Due to the control effect of the ultimate skill, the red team's output could not be fully hit on the alchemist, and could only barely take down more than half of his health.

Once the control effect wears off, the Alchemist activates Sprint and resumes his run from the poison gas. Even more absurdly, due to the Conqueror's buff, the Alchemist's health bar is now visibly and slowly regenerating, and combined with the cat's sustain, the amount of health regeneration is ridiculously high.

Come on~ come chase me~

"You chase me, and if you catch me, I'll let you have your way with me!"

"Wuhu~"

The horde of pursuers behind him gave Roland a long-lost thrill of running away, while the ever-increasing health bar on his head gave him the confidence to act without fear.

After leading the enemy team around for a short while, the burning effect of the big mask + Q finally began to show. Just a moment ago, they were only losing health bit by bit, but now almost all of them were below half health, and the poison and mask were still burning them.

Now it was the red team players' turn to panic.

What the hell is this Jill damage?

Seeing this, Darius and the others were already starting to have second thoughts. If they couldn't catch him, so be it; after all, he was an alchemist.

Thirty seconds east of the river, thirty seconds west of the river; never underestimate a young person's potential.

After a brief marking, the red team members were thinking of giving up and preparing to retreat. But seeing this, Roland was unhappy.

With a turn of his head, the alchemist who was fleeing in panic just a second ago was now chasing straight after the red team.

Even with the boost from Sprint, Roland easily bypassed the last Titan and threw down the glue. While inviting him to taste the rarest natural poison gas in the Rift, he also thoughtfully typed a greeting to the red team with the speed of a professional player: "Bro, wanna buy a cheat?"

Red team: ? ? ?

A chase turned into a dog-walking game for Alchemy.

Watching the Alchemist wreaking havoc on the enemy's high ground, LWX, who was desperately farming in the jungle, couldn't help but shed tears of emotion.