You actually want me to...

Throughout the trip, the entrance fees were not much, the hotel costs were almost constant, but the prices of the restaurants fluctuated.

It's a trendy restaurant; it looks nice, but it's expensive and the food is terrible.

If you go to a local shop without learning some of the local dialect, you're likely to get ripped off.

It was only because Roland was a little clever that he remembered what his wife, Banfo, had said in his previous life, and directly hired a local old man as a tour guide. The experience was instantly improved, and at least he didn't encounter any bad experiences when eating.

As for his interactions with Xiran, they naturally became increasingly intimate.

On the first day they were in a double room, but on the last day they were in a king-size bed room. Unfortunately, Ren Xiran had timed it perfectly and turned off the red light. Roland, who didn't want to rashly transform into the Blood Demon God, had to give up. But he still managed to get her to indulge in studying.

For example, the poem "After the jade flute has finished playing, spring is as vast as the sea; suddenly, a pair of colorful phoenixes fly in."

For example, [The water clock drips from the bronze dragon as night deepens, the slanting moon casts shadows on the willow tips].

In short, literature is a vast and profound subject, full of meaning, as everyone knows.

Roland originally wanted to experience a themed room at a hotel.

But then I thought about it again, and realized that there might be more cameras in those rooms than in the postgraduate entrance exam hall, so I decided to let it go.

"Think of me every day after you go back."

"it is good."

“You have to call me every day.”

"no problem."

"You are not allowed to go out and flirt with other women while I am away."

"You might not believe it, but every time I step out of my house after I get home, I consider myself to have lost."

"Good boy~ I'll give you a treat when I come back after the New Year. As for tonight, you can choose ten games, I'll cover for you."

Holy crap, God!

At this moment, hope Ran had completely locked his heart away.

She is highly educated, has a great figure, outstanding temperament, is not troublesome, and also knows what men like.

What kind of goddess girlfriend is this?!

For Roland, buying ten games was certainly within his means, but could buying them with his girlfriend's money be the same as buying them himself?

From today onwards, I'm a man being kept by a woman, okay?

After lingering tenderly for a while, Roland finally saw her off into the station, turning back every three steps before the ticket check-in deadline.

Then, I rushed home, turned on my computer, browsed Steam, and started a live stream.

【Here it comes! Here it comes!】

Holy crap! It's not even the end of the month yet, and they're so dedicated?!

[Weren't you supposed to be going on a date? It's only been a little over a week and it's already over?]

Young man, take a good look at those guys around you who lived with their girlfriends during the lockdown. A week is enough to drain a person of all their vitality.

To be honest, never underestimate the fighting power of women.

Although they generally have lower tolerance for hardship, they have strong recovery abilities. You know, while oxen may not necessarily get thinner from plowing, the soil will definitely become more fertile with fertilization.

However, the viewers in the live chat quickly noticed something was wrong.

Because Roland on the other end of the live stream completely ignored their comments, instead meticulously comparing various AAA titles, specifically choosing the expensive ones that weren't on sale.

Is this awkward?

Is this a live stream to flaunt wealth?

For hardcore gamers, no matter how nice your car or house is, they won't care. But if you buy a game that's been out for a while and don't wait for a discount?

Then you must be a real tycoon.

If that were all, it would be fine. We're all gamers, at most we'd just mock you for being rich and stupid. But when Roland finished selecting and showed the QR code, the comments section erupted in excitement.

"I'll do it, I'll do it! Don't try to take it from me!"

[Are you kidding me? You want to fight me for the bill when my son buys games? Let me pay!]

[It's rare for the boss to be so submissive; I won't say much more. This time, I'll cover the bill.]

[Don't move, it'll be your turn next time. This time, I have to go first.]

Of course, while the comments section was flooded with messages, the QR code on the screen remained unpaid. Just when everyone thought he was deliberately creating a scene for the show, Roland took a picture of the screen with his phone and then casually made a WeChat call:

"Wife, I've already picked out my gift. I'm asking you to take care of me."

"Wait for me a moment."

Live stream chat: ? ? ?

While the viewers in the live stream were still completely bewildered, the next second, the payment interface on the screen redirected to "payment successful," accompanied by a clearly identifiable female voice from the WeChat call:

"I just made the payment, did you receive it?"

"Received it, love you~"

Live stream chat: !!! !!! !!! !!!

[Damn it, where's the medic? I need treatment!]

[Damn it, why did I have to click on the King of the Board's live stream? Why, why?!]

[They gave away 3090s a while ago, now they're giving away any Steam game they want, and soon they'll be giving away figurines and belts, what the hell!]

[Mommy, I want a girlfriend who's an e-sports player too, waaaaah~]

Crit!

A complete and utter critical hit!

The emotional trauma caused in just a few minutes may even require viewers in the live stream to repay for a lifetime.

Looking at the various mind-blowing comments in the live stream, Roland was practically laughing his head off.

He gained gifts and vanity, hope Ran gained a legitimate official announcement and fame, Gabe Newell gained a fortune, and the live streaming platform gained huge traffic. Only the viewers in the live streaming room lost from beginning to end.

He's already won too many games in this round.

As for where he won? Well, he won because he chose the right girlfriend.

Women these days have high standards, and they're especially outrageous. They all say that a man needs to have the romance of the French, the meticulousness of the Germans, the gentlemanliness of the British, and the passion of the Americans to be considered successful.

Honestly, he almost burst out laughing when he saw it.

The same words, when slightly translated, become France's mess, Germany's rigidity, Britain's hypocrisy, and America's sulfur of freedom. Anyone who believes that is a fool.

But after showing off his wife, the next step is naturally to obediently livestream to pay off his debts. The S11 season ranked matches started on December 24, 2020, which is around the time the Demacia Cup started. Although more than a month has passed since then, it can still be counted within the new season.

During this period, all sorts of "demons and monsters" will be mobilized.

From professional players and streamers to professional boosters and actors, everyone is active in ranked matches on various servers. As the biggest source of entertainment for TES, Roland naturally doesn't want to miss out on this period of time.

So, quite naturally, I opened the Korean server and prepared to start a holiday ranking push.

"Ding~"

Perhaps because there were so many people trying to climb the ranks at the beginning of the season, Roland, who had a super account, easily got matched with a game.

only...

In this game, a very special familiar face appeared on his team.

ZED99

The legendary Han Yijie.

Summary: Chapter 49: The Ceiling of Pure Prison Top Lane

Holy crap, the queue has moved from the first board to the second!

[Oh my god, two background boards are combined! This is terrible!]

[Hilarious! The King of the Ban Dynasty and his successor, the opposing team has no idea how they can lose this game.]

[I'm going to get a painful loss this round.]

Unlike his previous life, although Roland earned the title of "Han Yiban" in this life through skillful marketing and operations, he had to give up his position as "Han Yiban" according to the rules of the underworld after he changed careers.

And so.

The real "Han Yiban" from the previous life seized the opportunity and perfectly inherited Roland's position.

The reason he couldn't surpass him is because Roland plays everything, while this guy only plays Zed. If he can't pick Zed, he'll just kill him instantly, highlighting his limited champion pool and capriciousness.

"Judging by this, they're forcing me to use my special skill!"

Although Roland initially became famous by being someone else's background character, things are different now. He's the S10 FMVP, so he still has some self-respect.

Since that's the case...

After thinking for a while, he finally decided to help Han Yijie rob the place first. Anyway, this guy always runs away before he even robs anything, so he wouldn't care which floor he left on.

After a brief exchange (selecting Zed and copying his ID from the chat box), both parties readily agreed.

Clearly, Han Yijie also recognized Roland's ID, because Roland's alternate account ID on the Korean server was also easy to remember: 【Mr.Wutian】

Some cultures, after all, transcend national boundaries (just kidding).

Considering that the mid laner is playing a physical assassin, then the jungle naturally needs to be supplemented with an AP damage dealer. Yes, he filled the jungle role in this game, duo queued in the bot lane, and the mid, top, and jungle lanes each queued separately. He didn't get the top lane position.

After thinking for a while, Roland opened the browser's online translator, typed a few words quickly, and then copied and pasted them over, indicating to Han Yijie to help him get the hero.

This time, he's going to do something unconventional—play Shyvana as a jungler.

【? ? ? 】

Good grief, you're doing it again?

[Dragon Girl... I've only ever seen that in ARAM.]

To be honest, AP Shyvana is invincible in ARAM!

The hero Shyvana is a hybrid damage dealer, which in a sense makes up for the team's lack of AP damage. However, there is a weakness to building her with AP: she is too squishy in the early game if she builds her pure AP, and if her E skill (dragon spitting) misses, she will be in a vulnerable state for several seconds.