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Online games have always had one characteristic: wherever there are girls, there is a world of martial arts and intrigue.
Playing League of Legends is full of hot-tempered guys who constantly try to get you to go offline for fencing. But when you play a mobile game like applying a screen protector, if you're lucky enough to meet a girl who knows a little bit about talking, you can easily win her over.
One shot, one kill—it might not even be a rumor.
After watching several live streams, Roland noticed that the current live stream scene had lost its former diversity and professionalism. The dancing resembled that of some online dance sections – meaningless twisting and turning with no skill or technique whatsoever. She wondered what was even worth watching in these streams.
Sigh, live streaming has declined.
Indeed, I vaguely remember back in the Panda TV era, you could watch anything you wanted, and they even shipped content by air – it was so exciting!
[You can't stay in all these live streams even after clicking through. No wonder you have a girlfriend, you've changed, Boss.]
[By the way, with your extensive experience watching live streams, could you tell me which actions from women are most irresistible to guys?]
As Roland watched the barrage of comments on the live stream, he observed the obvious light and shadow folding effects and wondered whether the other party was a tech tycoon or a phantom tank.
After thinking for a moment, he stroked his chin and slowly said, "In my experience, an uppercut is a good option. It's hard to defend against if it hits the jaw triangle area; at least it would hurt a lot."
Live stream chat: ? ? ?
After looking around and finding nothing else to see, Roland shifted his focus to the hottest thing in the last two years: the suited man.
Unlike live streaming with real people.
When people click on a live stream, their first reaction is usually to look at the person's appearance and physique. If they don't like it, they immediately move on to the next one. But it's different with costumed characters. Virtual avatars on the internet are never too bad, and the audience for a costumed character depends on whether he/she has an interesting personality and talent.
Of course, what Roland admired most was...
The fact that these emerging livestreamers (referred to as "V") can trick male netizens into spending money on in-game purchases is what Roland finds most incomprehensible.
Even scammers know not to scam people with anime avatars. It's one thing for these people to be suspicious and overly cautious, but they're also poor and even have an unusual fondness for teasing scammers.
However, these anonymous V's manage to completely captivate male otaku. It has to be said that the food chain is indeed real, and it can be said that one thing can subdue another.
Of course, this is also related to changes in the overall environment.
Just like in the past, when others talked about dating, Roland would suggest supporting domestic products, but now, he just wants to say that love knows no borders, and those who understand will understand.
[Hmm? This district... I didn't expect you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, to be a DD leader.]
【根据DD遗传定律,有1/4的概率成为DD,1/2的概率成为Dd,1/4的概率成为dd,现在,我们是同志了。】
[At the beginning of human beings, nature is D, who is the best! 】
[DD is actually an abbreviation for Deeply Dantui, meaning a devoted and devoted fan. Caring for the adorable DD is everyone's responsibility.]
Even the well-informed Roland was a little taken aback by the sheer volume of comments flooding the live stream.
Holy crap... does he really have that many people in his live stream?
Is it true that after two years of streaming with no one paying attention, DD became known to the world overnight?
Moreover, isn't his fan base a bit too diverse?
After thinking it over, for the sake of the show's effect, Roland decisively scrolled to the bottom of the page and randomly clicked on a live stream with over 10,000 viewers, including a white-haired guy.
That's what a true master is like.
Live streams with fewer than 1 views are a mixed bag, mostly consisting of eliminated newcomers and people just looking for fun.
Live streams with over 3 views generally already have a first generation of die-hard viewers, and they may not respond to your comments.
However, the period from 1 to 3 followers is different. Verified accounts naturally grow slowly, and this period is the most crucial for transformation. Passing through this stage at least means that you can break even, and having more than 1 viewers at the bottom also indirectly proves that this is a verified account that "has something".
Click into the live stream, get straight to the point, and after a flurry of chatter, 100 SC coins are given away.
Money isn't everything, but you can't do without it. He really understands the tricks of live streaming.
"Thanks to [I am a good person] for the 100 SC."
"Let me see..."
"Freud once said that the human psyche consists of three parts: the id, the ego, and the superego. I have the first two parts, but I feel you can give me the third part... the third part? What is the third part, the id... the ego... and the super... the superego?"
"Eh...Eh!???"
Integration: Chapter Seventy-One: I'm passing this message on to you
After teasing the virtual streamer for a while, it was already past 3 a.m.
Honestly, if Roland hadn't pursued a professional career and had instead made a modest fortune through other means, he probably would still have had to rely on virtual idols to find a beautiful girlfriend.
What is the new concept of dating?
As we all know, virtual idols are usually composed of three people: a sponsor, an intermediary, and the virtual idol (V). The cost is only around 10,000 yuan. The sponsor acts as a sponsor, recruits a decent-looking applicant for the virtual idol position, and then, over time, they develop feelings for each other and win her over offline.
Both the wealthy patrons and the beautiful women flock to the platform, and the world loses one more V (V-listed person) joining the fiercely competitive V-circle. The middleman, on the other hand, watches the drama unfold, receives a salary, familiarizes himself with the process, and can even learn a new skill along the way.
This is a win-win-win situation.
After losing to the strong team JDG, TES's next opponent immediately faced another challenge: FPX. However, FPX usually makes mistakes in the Spring Split, so strictly speaking, they are relatively easy to deal with, at least much better than JDG's rock-solid lineup.
After reflecting on his recent tasks, Roland realized that he seemed to be drifting further and further away from his initial desire to slack off and collect a high salary.
This money... to put it nicely, it's ten million a year.
But in reality, ten million yuan isn't even enough to buy a house in Shanghai; you'd still be short a bit, and that's the most critical issue.
Therefore, while knowledge can change one's destiny, being born into that destiny is the best strategy. Some people toil like oxen for their dream of Rome, while others are born into Rome—it's truly something Roland couldn't understand.
What can we do?
Let's keep going recklessly.
For well-known professional players, strictly speaking, as long as they don't gamble or make reckless investments, even if they eat well every day and go out partying, they can generally earn enough money during their professional careers to last a lifetime. At least in this respect, he really can't understand how some former legends of well-known marketing teams managed to squander all their money.
After turning off the live stream, Roland stretched slightly and decided to go back to sleep.
This routine was already second nature to him; almost every day, except for major tournaments, he was the last one to leave the rest room. However, this time, he was quite surprised to see Haro still playing ranked games on the far left of him.
This guy... got provoked?
Driven by a desire to find out the truth, Roland quietly crept up behind him and watched as the Emperor of Hari fought.
From Roland's perspective, Haro actually has no problem playing games.
He is experienced in jungle farming, has a clear ganking strategy, and his sensitivity to the rhythm of the game is beyond his expectations. He is also particularly daring in initiating team fights. He is indeed a player who came from the Maokai training base and the RW Dean's training academy.
But if you ask him what his problem is, what Roland can see right now is that his reaction time and hand speed are noticeably slower.
Haro, born in 98, was 22 years old that year, which is considered young anywhere else. In fact, 22 is the age when men can just get married. But looking at the e-sports circle, take Uzi as an example, he started playing professionally at the age of 15.
Yes, esports is where the competition is fiercest. Programmers are laid off after the age of 35, and people over 20 are considered old players when they become professional gamers.
The decline in reaction time and hand speed due to age is something that almost every League of Legends player can personally experience. To put it bluntly, most of you reading this now, if you only use movement skills and not Flash, probably wouldn't even be able to dodge a Malphite.
Why hasn't anyone noticed something so obvious yet?
Because even the most skilled players using stones can't accurately land their ultimate moves, it's a two-way dimensional reduction attack.
The only way to slow down this decline in reflexes is to practice more, develop muscle memory for the movements, and let the body guide the brain. Just like when you do a certain sport, the most comfortable way is not determined by your brain, but by your penis.
"Huh? How long have you been watching here?" After finally finishing another ranked game, Ha Huang was about to get a drink of water when he took off his headphones and saw a can of iced cola in front of him.
"It hasn't been long, I just finished too. Why are you so eager today? Are you in a rush?"
"A little bit." After taking the cola, Ha Huang readily admitted.
This year may be the last year of his professional career, and in terms of roster, it may be the most luxurious year he has ever played professionally. He has a champion mid, bottom and support team, which he never dared to dream of before.
Roland pulled up a chair and sat down, laughing, "This is nothing. You know Flandre last year, right? He thought it was his last year, just like you. But look at him, he was still lured away by EDG with a high salary this year."
"But I..."
"If you really want to make a change, you shouldn't choose to strive in such a meaningless direction. Since the upper limit of your actions and reactions is already set here, why not try to explore the upper limit of your thinking?"
Haro looked at him with a complicated expression, and had a general idea of what Roland wanted to say to him.
It's like in RW.
The coaches there used to advise him not to have too many personal ideas, and that personal wishes should absolutely be subordinate to the team's arrangements. This was true for RW, and it was true for EDG. Is it true that TES is doing the same now?
Despite having some expectations, Haro still felt a little sad at this moment. Perhaps starting today, he would have to go back to playing those utility junglers.
"In that case, come up with some unconventional jungle strategies or invasion ideas. Tell us, and we'll work with you."
"I understand, I will obey the team's orders... Huh!???"
In fact, Roland and White Crescent had already discovered the problem with this thing.
You don't want to think about the pressure of EDG, and it's fine if you don't play the formulaic operation rhythm, but you were the carry of RW for three years, and this is all you have to show after coming to TES?
Without real skill, any jungler could easily be called the "Dean" (or "Head of the Vanguard").
That's impossible.
To put it bluntly, the reason is that when he was with RW, he was the leader and the team's captain, so he could play however he wanted. But when he came to TES, there was a period of adjustment. In front of three world champions, he, a player who had just been embroiled in controversy, really didn't have the courage to fight for any say.
The jungler cannot win by relying on themselves alone. There are three lanes on the map, and even the top laner does not need the help of teammates as much as the jungler.
The simplest.
If the hero picks for the three lanes don't synergize, you won't even be able to play a jungle carry role. And in the early stages of Season 11, aside from jungle carry heroes, there aren't many utility junglers to pick.
Not only was the hero pool forced to shrink, but some of their signature tactics were also avoided due to their status.
If Ale's experience on the field limited him, then what limited Ha Huang was undoubtedly his own awareness.
“Someone once said this to me, and now I pass the same words on to you.” With that, Roland extended his hand and smiled at Emperor Harper, “From now on, do what you believe is right.”
"Leave the rest to us."
Summary: Chapter 72: Watch closely, I'll only teach you once.
Since there were still five days between the next match and this one, and it happened to be Roland's last vacation, after thinking for a long time, he finally decided to sneak out of the dormitory on time, intending to enjoy his last bit of leisure time, commonly known as a date.
The routine between couples is nothing more than the same four things.
Walk, eat, see, play.
What would be a waste of time to do alone becomes exceptionally enjoyable when done with a partner, even easing the pressure Roland has been feeling lately.
Honestly, he was tired too.
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