You actually want me to...

PY: "I'm not fit to be a yakuza boss? Ah, right, right, right!"

The False Yakuza:

Extortion, violence, operating geisha houses, running casinos, and money-for-power transactions.

The true path of yakuza:

Selling milk tea, running a company, cooperating with the police to combat crime, and winning the title of Outstanding Youth of the Year.

Am I not worthy to be a Yangko Star? Oh yes, yes, yes!

Summary: Chapter 90: One day, I will make everyone in the entire alliance look up to me!

"Wow, are you guys dogs? I can't even keep up with your team fight initiation speed with Hextech Protobelt and Flash."

"Calm down. Who told you to pick a hero without any mobility? Just do your thing properly, why are you worrying about so many other things?"

"Understood, esteemed ADC. I am a player who switched from top lane to support, codename 007. Please select the support you need next. If you need a tanky support with healing, we have Darius with maxed Q. If you need a tanky support with damage and slow, we have Darius with maxed W. If you need a tanky support with hook and knock-up, we have Darius with maxed E. I will try my best to refrain from using my ultimate to kill you and will try my best to apply Bloodrage to the enemy. Which one do you need?"

"Holy crap, I didn't tell you to do this!"

"Actually, cats can do it too."

"roll!"

In TES's lounge, a group of people were chatting and joking with each other while waiting for the next match. It was a best-of-three series, but in their opinion, the outcome of most BO3 matches was already decided after winning the first game.

Because the style is wrong.

TES's playstyle is strong in the early game, even stronger in the mid-game, but weak in the late game. However, due to the fast pace of the Mythic patch, TES's weaknesses have been perfectly masked by the patch.

What kind of teams are they most afraid of encountering?

The worst are teams that are incredibly stable in the early and mid-game, both in laning and team fights, and also have amazing late-game macro, like EDG and JDG, they are practically natural enemies.

"How should we play the next game? Let's test 369's kiting ability?"

"For example?"

"Let's put a crocodile or something in his enclosure," Roland suggested after thinking for a moment.

"It's not easy to handle a crocodile, is it?"

"It's simple. What's there to be afraid of with a crocodile? Just spin faster than it when it spins."

Ah Le, White Crescent Moon: ? ? ?

Are they sure they're thinking of the same crocodile?

In the end, White Crescent agreed to this wicked idea, mainly because the Stone Man didn't seem to have anything special, and they still needed to give 369 an offensive top laner to test the results.

Anyway, it's just one game in the regular season, they can take it.

The only one who's a little confused is Ha Huang. This team went to such great lengths to pave the way for the opposing team's veteran players. Isn't your team being a little too friendly to the veteran players?

After thinking for a moment, Ha Huang quietly patted Lao Guo, the team leader standing next to him, and asked, "Their relationship is still this good even after they've separated?"

Upon hearing this, Lao Guo frowned. Based on his understanding of the players, TES definitely considered him an old teammate. However, it was hard to say about 369. As the saying goes, the championship is something that matters, and whoever is not there will be in an awkward situation.

"To put it simply, their relationship is currently somewhat similar to that between the military police and other brother units in the barracks."

"Oh, so you mean the relationship is very harmonious?"

"Indeed, this is no ordinary nuclear harmony."

They've already started using Neeko, a support champion known for her disruptive playstyle. How can things possibly stay harmonious? Although, strictly speaking, Neeko wasn't that annoying last game, once a mage support comes out, those who know, know.

In the second game, TES, through deliberate drafting, successfully allowed LNG to pick Renekton for top lane. 369 rolled up his sleeves, ready to go all out in the second game, but then...

In less than ten minutes, the support Leona went up twice, the mid lane Twisted Fate kept his ultimate focused on the top lane from start to finish, and the jungler went even further, directly combining top and jungle.

They called it "meeting with old teammates."

If the three opponents' knocking on the door barely managed to keep him on his toes, then Jhin's perfect curtain call at the 12-minute mark completely shattered his mentality.

The "True Family Support" strategy completely shattered 369's mentality.

[Hilarious! What grudge does this TES team have against 369 to gank like this?]

[Where's the doctor? Doctor, doctor, please help!]

As the saying goes, the first father is inferior, the second father is equal, the third father is slightly superior, and the fourth father wins. This crocodile's collapse is reasonable.

[Ah Le: It's not that you're not good enough, it's that my teammates are too good!]

What's even more infuriating is that?

Even though the top lane was being targeted like this, LNG's other lanes still couldn't make a sound because Cool was also not in good form.

send!

At 2-0, when LNG's crystal finally exploded, it was clear from the big screen that 369 breathed a sigh of relief, then shakily picked up the water glass on the table, took a sip, and slumped heavily back into his gaming chair.

ended.

369 had guessed this day would come, but he didn't expect it to come so soon.

Outsiders would assume their conflict stemmed from leaving the team, but only they themselves knew that today's military training was purely paying the price for their past actions.

On the day he left, he also took with him Roland's painstakingly drawn "Third Quarter Learning Materials," which contained all sorts of GIFs and links. It was thanks to this that he was able to quickly gain a foothold in the new team.

To this day, he still vaguely remembers that night.

That was the first time the club members had gotten drunk shortly after meeting. In his drunken stupor, Roland put one foot on a stool and uttered those words that left a deep impression on him: "I'm going to collect everything step by step, step by step, step by step, step by step, until I collect the most and become a god! I want to be the seed god of the esports world, second only to one person and above all others!"

"I want all the drivers in the league to look at me differently!"

It's worth mentioning.

He was indeed working towards that goal; at least after he took the items away, he really did lose a lot of weight from observing them day and night.

Don't think there's anything wrong with this. According to Roland before he left the team, this is called putting yourself in someone else's shoes. Just look at Kabuto. His Super Transformation Form is a perfect example of putting yourself in someone else's shoes. He handed over his brain to his younger brother and gained even greater power and a cooler outfit in return.

The two matches were so entertaining that the host was waiting backstage early, ready to wait for Knight to come on stage for an interview.

Of course, they brought a translator with them.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's finally Knight's turn. We should have put him on the job a long time ago."

"Indeed, and Knight has been slacking off a lot lately. I haven't heard of Knight being the king of solo kills for a whole season. What do you think, Knight?"

"Ahem...Isn't this a team-oriented playstyle?"

"Stop it. If you're going to slack off, fine. But you've already learned bad habits from that bastard, Ah Ban. Let me tell you, if you don't want to continue experiencing the 'social death package,' you'd better work hard for me." As she said this, White Crescent remembered the plan Roland had drafted for her a while ago.

He felt it was about time to launch the attack on Knight.

To put it simply, Knight's passive skill is activated in this situation. Knight's passive skill is that when teammates can speak, Knight will automatically enter stealth mode and won't be able to utter a sound for a long time; conversely, when no one in the team can step up and they are facing defeat, Knight will activate the leader mode and start frantically carrying the team.

To be honest, this guy seems to be under a lot of pressure.

Summary: Chapter 91: The Second Shinobi World War

After defeating LNG, TES faced several teams that were relatively easy to beat, such as ES and OMG, and easily won both matches 2-0.

Teams like ES are the most typical examples of teams that take advantage of new players.

Just like playing a mobile game, at the beginning you can kill everything in your path, but when the season is halfway over and you're close to the end, the style of play changes drastically. You get targeted by the top teams and they see right through you, so you get beaten up and crushed.

As for OMG, all I can say is that they're a perpetually underperforming team.

Instead of letting these people continue to flop, we should consider restarting the LPL women's team plan that was proposed before. If there is no progress in the competition, we can open up channels in other ways. Even if they are crushed, it doesn't matter. As long as they are good-looking, they can just pose however they want. Even if they are bad, they are still more decent than the performance of the Academy of Fine Arts of Tsinghua University.

Since we're already out of the playoffs, why not just stick to playing fair and make more money? Isn't that a better option?

During this period of downtime, Roland routinely started his live streams to fill time. Of course, considering it was late at night, while queuing in the Korean server, he also skillfully clicked on some live streams in the beauty-filtered level 100 area to criticize them.

Good grief, I just came back from here to calm down, and you've sent it all back to me?

[I'm an adult now, can't you show me something more suitable for adults? To be honest, this is a bit lacking.]

[Don't be too demanding, bro. That's enough. Based on my understanding of current beauty filters and photo editing technology, I only have one requirement: as long as the person on the other end of the live stream isn't a man.]

Has the live streaming industry really declined to this extent?

There's no way around it; that's just how the world is these days. Everyone will do whatever makes money quickly. Ten years ago, the flowers that bloomed in Dongguan were now appearing on live streaming platforms five years ago, and now, with the tide of the times, they've entered the short video field.

Roland's comment on this was: "If you see someone who lives a long life, you'll marry someone who lives a short life. Just pay attention, enjoy it slowly, and that's all that matters."

"It's too late, the queue might take a long time, let's chat for a bit first, let me see what kind of trouble the comments section will throw at me."

"Host, host, I've never had a boyfriend. I want to ask why guys don't need to use toilet paper when they go to the bathroom? Oh? I have female fans?"

"Okay, let me think about how to explain this to you... To put it simply, due to the structure of the body, men and women use the toilet in different ways. It's like how women mostly use tissues for hygiene, while we men generally choose to use a flick shot, using the wind speed generated by the back-and-forth vibration during the flick shot to quickly cool down the launch tube."

"Huh? Why do we need to cool it down? You probably didn't watch many war movies when you were a kid, because you're afraid of the barrel exploding! Guns get hot after being used for a long time, and there's a risk of the barrel exploding."

Live stream viewers: ???

Although most male viewers realized within seconds that this guy was just talking nonsense, due to the innate understanding between men, everyone cooperated and followed along.

【Huh? So you guys don't wring things out? We not only wring them out after using the toilet, but we also have to take them apart and wash them clean. Are you even human?】

[Wringing out the squeegee requires a quick-fire sniper rifle, but for a prolonged battle, you'll need coolant or a flick shot.]

However, flick shots also have drawbacks. If the distance is too long, it's easy to hit the turret. And if the turret is damaged, insurance won't cover repairs outside of the turret replacement period.

"It's okay. Technology is so advanced; in a few years, we might even be able to replace gun barrels. There's absolutely no need to panic."

Amidst a barrage of comments, older viewers were laughing their heads off, while younger viewers were lost in thought, completely bewildered. Given the large population, there are always some who remain remarkably innocent, rather than everyone being a seasoned veteran.

However, Roland could predict that after tonight, he would probably become famous again.

As time went on, TES's next opponent soon came into view. Similar to Ale and LNG, their next opponent also had a special connection with someone in the team.

That's right, it's the legendary club IG, which boasts championship popularity and stars like JKL, Rookie, and TheShy, yet still manages to lose money.

Roland expressed his admiration for the club.

Whoever you put on the field will take off, whoever you buy will become a loser. The strongest player in the team is always the one on the bench, while the weakest player is always the one on the field.

That's truly an amazing skill.

To be honest, if the management of IG had acted like a human being back then, I might be playing alongside JKL in IG jerseys right now. It's just a little bit of a pity.