You actually want me to...

Narration: ...

audience:...

EDG Management Team: ...

You guys aren't here to compete, you're here to cause trouble, aren't you?

[It's outrageous. When they win, they're like a god of war; when they lose, they're like an idiot.]

If I didn't know these guys were such a bunch of scumbags, I would have thought they'd bought it.

[Don't bet unnecessarily. Even gamblers don't dare bet on TES's wins or losses now; nobody knows when those two bot laners might suddenly have a meltdown.]

[Given the size of TES's sponsors and the salaries of its players, to say they would be gambling addicts is truly an insult to them.]

After this epidemic, Roland and JKL's fame spread from the Undead Asylum in the north to Anor Londo, then from Rodoran to Dolangreg, and finally from Dolangreg back to Lothric. Everyone knew them.

In TES's backstage lounge, White Crescent looked at the players returning from the stage, her heart filled with melancholy.

Originally, the team's performance was getting better and better, and Roland and Ah Shui hadn't had a relapse in a long time. He almost thought that the two of them wouldn't relapse again, but then they suddenly pulled this stunt, which left him at a loss.

Seeing his own teammate play like this, he instantly lost all desire to attend the class reunion he had been considering after the match.

As for why I had some ulterior motives?

To put it simply, class reunions are something that the bold ones snuggle under the covers, the timid ones chat, the single-minded ones sing songs, and the clueless ones drink themselves to death. I finally mustered up the courage to go and have some fun, but now these two idiots have dragged me back. I don't know whether to be happy or angry.

"What should I say to you two?"

"We won, Coach, calm down, calm down." In the second game, Roland and Ah Shui played the legendary "Flying Together" combination, which is Leona + Kai'Sa, one flashes E and the other uses their ultimate to fly.

As for whether there were any ambushes on the other side after they flew over? That wasn't something they should worry about; they should kill the people first.

That's just how personality is; personality is a difficult thing to define precisely. Even countries have their own unique characteristics, let alone individuals. For example, Italy—can you understand why a country's national policy would be to build Italian highways?

Honestly, Italy was one of the countries Roland most wanted to visit after graduating in his previous life. His goal in his previous life was to buy a Wuling van as his first car, a Jinbei van as his second, an Iveco van as his third, a King Long van as his fourth, and a Yutong van as his fifth, and then experience the Italian highways.

As for now... well, we'll just have to all get scolded together.

"Hey boss, if you keep acting like this, you'll lose your monthly bonus, you know that?"

"I understand, Coach. There will never be another coach!"

As the saying goes, if you make a mistake, you must admit it; if you stand up straight, you will be punished. Adhering to the principle of strictly accepting lessons but never repenting, Roland smiled and pulled JKL down to bow his head.

As the saying goes, Shiba Inu + Siberian Husky = a life full of laughter.

The current performance of TES can be summarized in four sentences:

The Paw Patrol made a big mistake.

Paw Patrol gets a major demerit.

Paw Patrol gets jailed.

Paw Patrol enters the big pot.

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P.S.: Wishing everyone a Happy New Year in advance.

PS2: I probably won't escape watching the Spring Festival Gala with my parents tonight either. I hope this year's show will be a bit more exciting, ε=('ο｀*))) Sigh.

Summary: Chapter 108: You think you can overeat me?!

The following day, TES Club.

"I'm so hungry! I'm so hungry! Weilong spicy strips, why? Why are you hiding from me? My spicy strips, my favorite, I'll do anything for them. I will definitely meet them again! Hunger! Makes me invincible, I have already become a monster, I will keep taking and grabbing until there is nothing left in the world but spicy strips."

"I used to weigh over 100 pounds, and I've also witnessed the glory of my slim self. Now I'm blinded by this barbecue, so how could my goal not be to be slightly chubby?"

"Hand-grabbed pancake, hand-grabbed pancake, your name should have the character for 'meat' in it, how could you forget, how could you forget?"

"Bubble tea, I could drink a thousand cups and it still wouldn't be enough!"

"You think you can overeat me?!"

Haro looked at his teammates in the training room, who were holding late-night snacks and making all sorts of sarcastic remarks about him. He couldn't help but feel a bit speechless. There was nothing he could do; after all, his slightly childish and dramatic expression yesterday, which was captured on camera, was part of his aggressive play as Foygo.

Don't underestimate the creativity and meme-sharing abilities of this generation of netizens. They can easily come up with genuine jokes and quickly create concise short videos for dissemination, often incorporating various predictions along the way.

Fake jokes can only be shown on the Spring Festival Gala, and even then, they often have to rely on pretty girls to save the day.

In just one night, a short film featuring Fiorio's revenge with Haro's image photoshopped onto it went viral. Roland even encouraged the official Weibo account's administrator, Xiao Gaigai, to help repost it, thus fueling the fire.

I don't know about anything else, but I guess the Fryego meme will be sticking around Haro for the foreseeable future.

"No...aren't you guys tired of playing? You've been playing all day and you're still playing."

"That won't do. We finally have a new target to criticize, so we have to give you a couple of moves." As the top-ranked mid, bot, and support players in terms of traffic and popularity on the anti-fan forum, they couldn't wait for their top and jungle players to become famous and share the pressure. At least in the last two days, they have seen far fewer posts criticizing them on the forum, all thanks to Ha Huang.

"Whatever you want, it doesn't really affect me anyway, it's not very useful."

"Hey, wait a minute, don't think it's useless. Think about it carefully, you can actually bring warmth to your family. For example, your parents might get angry just looking at you after seeing this."

Emperor Harper: ...

After playing against EDG, with the points TES has accumulated so far, as long as they don't lose their next game and completely dominate, advancing to the playoffs is a sure thing. The next games are just about securing their spot.

For Roland and others.

They actually prefer second or third place, as that would reduce the pressure considerably. However, they won't deliberately try to control their score; they'll just go with whatever they can get.

and...

If we were to say that Haro was the hardest-working player on the team before playing against EDG, then...

So now, the hardest-working player on the team has gradually become Ale, and the reason is simple: TES is playing RNG in the next game.

Looking back, the entire TES team is practically an Avengers assembly.

Top laner Ale is comparable to RNG, and the 50 RMB incident is still fresh in everyone's memory.

Haro, the jungler, comes from a prestigious training program, and his fellow trainees demonstrate respect and fraternal bond.

Mid laner Left Hand's contract is restricted, and he has been exploited by YM for many years.

JackeyLove debuted at his peak, but was assassinated after a counter-gank from behind.

The only one who fared slightly better was Roland. Compared to the others who were exploited, he only seemed to have a protagonist-like quality at this moment.

It was late at night. During the day, everyone is either sleeping, training, or having meetings and matches. It's not that professional players necessarily work harder than those in other industries, but their biological clock is not daytime. Players have almost all their free time at night.

Open the live stream, open the ranked match, open the live stream room.

Seeing the chat messages from people who were so familiar they didn't even bother to greet him, Roland realized he must have been streaming too frequently lately. He decided to reduce it from three streams a week to two next time, so everyone could still have something to look forward to.

[Boss, what kind of tasks are you planning to do for the dads tonight?]

[What else can this guy do? He can't play games, he can't participate in collaborations, at most he can watch short videos of girls, or just watch anime and slack off. With this Korean server account, it's a miracle he can even get a match within an hour, okay?]

[You're definitely a long-time fan; you could even tell that.]

[The Chinese server is lagging behind, the Korean server is terrible, and we only start playing at the end of the month. They're always slacking off.]

Stop acting like a king, don't drag it out until the end of the month and become a pathetic score-chasing dog again. I still prefer your initial rebellious self.

Viewers have long been numb to this guy's laziness. When he wants to play games, he logs into a new ID or account that no one has seen before, because the rank won't be too high, he'll encounter people who are climbing the ranks, and the queue is quick, with a game every three to five minutes. When he doesn't feel like playing, he'll log into his highest-ranked account, claiming that only skilled players can help him improve, and then sit there for one or two hours.

As for the issue of staying up late?

They were never worried.

Even if you get sick from staying up all night, the club has a team doctor to help you recover. Unlike in my previous life, when I went to the hospital, I had to ask if any new interns had come to intern before I could see a doctor or be admitted. Otherwise, I might wake up to find myself surrounded by interns, which would be quite embarrassing.

Of course, it would be even more terrifying if a bunch of experts surrounded you and acted all serious.

While giving up, Roland was also constantly opening one female streamer's livestream room after another on the same platform. He didn't understand it before, but now he truly did. When you really have no future, using original sin to divert the audience's attention is one of the most effective methods, such as lust.

Of course, Roland is a bit picky, and he doesn't really like most things.

then...

"This won't do; the technology is a bit too advanced."

"This one won't do either. The story logic isn't good enough. With this plot, every story in the foot massage parlor is more exciting than hers."

"This is alright. The looks are secondary; the main thing is that I believe in science. As they say, the world is full of protons, neutrons, and natrons. I love it!"

"Oh, this is great! Anything that involves youthful vitality, the beauty of the human form, the wonder of nature, the joy of being lively and adorable, or the ingenuity of wisdom and skill, I, Luo, will definitely collect and follow. Not for any other reason than I'm afraid that the big data in the background will think I'm not interested and stop pushing it to me!"

Of course, maintaining his persona as a professional gamer with a girlfriend, Roland, while appreciating the beauty, kept saying to the viewers in the live stream: "You guys, just look at these things, but don't try to do them easily."

“I have a friend who used to love driving other people’s cars when he was young. He would test drive them and do all sorts of difficult maneuvers, sometimes driving them all night long. Now that he’s older and has some financial means, he wants to buy his own car, but he’s found that he can’t afford a good one, and he’s afraid to buy a used one because he doesn’t know how many times it has changed hands. The main concern is that he’s afraid the previous owner might still have the key and sneak off to drive it. If it breaks down, he’ll have to fix it himself. The paint and bodywork look great at first glance, but once you dig inside, it’s loose and wobbly. And the engine might even be a fake.”

"Therefore, for the sake of your property safety, you must be cautious, cautious, and even more cautious."

Live stream viewers: ......

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P.S.: I still have to work on the first day of the Lunar New Year to ensure smooth traffic, so the second update will be a little later.

Summary: Chapter 109: Who is the mole?

The day before the match against RNG, the TES team sat in the club's meeting room listening to White Crescent's game strategy. To put it bluntly, apart from the fact that tomorrow's match against RNG was crucial for Ale, the strength of this team itself was also enough to attract people's attention.

Huh? You're asking why?

Since RNG moved Xiaohu to the top lane, this team, which seemed to be weakening on paper, suddenly had a magical reaction. Not only did the team's record rise sharply, but their teamwork also improved, leaving the league's coaches and analysts speechless.

Of course, version changes are also an important factor.

In version 11.5, the jungle was basically dominated by Hecarim and Udyr, and jungle carry heroes officially disappeared.

In the top lane meta, the once-dominant Renekton is no longer effective because Sunfire Cape and Bloodthirster have been nerfed to varying degrees. This has led to a shift towards aggressive top laners. In the words of a certain person, the current meta is to play tanky top laners but build them with fighter items.