[What imperial chef? That's laughable!]

A seemingly random passing by turned TES's 1-for-2 trade into a 1-for-1 loss. What's worse, by the time they finished off the Volibear and were ready to chase, FPX had already vanished. This jungler-top laner swap, considering the jungler was a utility Volibear, and there weren't many jungle monsters in the top side of the map, and it avoided a 1-for-2 trade, meant FPX had already made a huge profit.

"Look at what you've won!"

"I never expected that I would capture a bear like this. Judging from the direction, it should have been Thresh, right?"

"Could it be that you hooked it crookedly?"

"Impossible, my hook is straighter than my XP, how could it be crooked?"

Viewers with God's perspective can understand what happened, but Roland, who is in the game, is completely dumbfounded. Is it possible to fake the location where Thresh places his lantern these days?

Has some new trick come out yet?

I can't understand it.

That's just how this game is; it always manifests itself in inexplicably in unexpected ways.

Just like how everyone can carry the game like crazy but still not rank up, while they can always win by simply throwing the game; or how some teams can't climb the rankings despite their best efforts, but automatically advance after a two-day break – reality is just that absurd.

Just as Roland and the others were preparing to accept this loss.

[TES_JKL kills FPX_LWX]

FPX_LWX kills TES_JKL

TES team: ? ? ?

Upon receiving the notification sound, Roland quickly turned the camera down, where he saw that both sides' minion waves were converging in the middle, with only a few minions seemingly having just been pulled back by aggro, slowly returning from under the FPX tower.

Looking at the two corpses again, good heavens, both of them had fallen within the attack range of FPX's bottom lane outer turret.

Everything is already quite clear.

"See? Even champion AD carries have differences? How dare this Aphelios player, who has no support to protect him, farm the lane? Has he never died?"

"Wait...you just got solo-killed by him?" He looked at JKL beside him with some doubt. This guy is a champion AD, right? How did he get solo-killed in a 1v1 without a support in lane? JKL isn't even level six yet.

"Just like that, you're going to solo it, bro? Don't you know Draven? Lie down, wait for the carry, get it?"

......

Roland glanced again at the two corpses lying on the ground under the enemy turret, and could only say that LWX was still too lazy to play. He was able to be chased and traded with by Draven during the laning phase. It seems that he had eaten a lot of minions, otherwise he would not have given JKL such a big opportunity.

It was divine punishment.

but...

Although somewhat unexpected, the forced trade in the bottom lane did indeed bring both sides back to a level playing field, meaning his battle with FPX will naturally continue.

That being the case.

Now, the chessboard is set up!

war!

Contest: Chapter Sixty: One-Punch Man!

Holy crap? This bot lane is insane!

[From the Hundred Herbs Garden to the Three Flavors Study, you've got some serious Jack-style dancing!]

I've never seen him press skills this fast when playing other heroes. Is this the kind of reaction speed you're expected to have?

[JKL: I want to create a bot lane where only I can farm minions!]

To put it simply, the actions he took were very simple.

When the Moon Man came up to last-hit the first minion, he didn't make a move because he was too far away to kill it.

When the Moon Man came up to last-hit the second minion, he still didn't make a move, because a sudden attack would only startle the cautious prey.

But when the Moon Man was about to finish off the siege minion, he finally couldn't hold back and grabbed his weapon, chasing the man all the way to the tower.

This is why Luna must be paired with a dedicated support when he is picked up, because this hero is really weak in 1v1. He has neither burst damage nor poke, and his sustain depends on waiting for a round of red buff. Luna with red and white buffs is a very rare occurrence, and it is difficult to achieve at least before level four in the early game.

"Hurry back, let's smash through their bottom lane."

"No way! Robots will never be slaves. Besides room and board, oh, now we also demand no overtime, weekends off, and paid holidays."

"Get lost, hurry up and make sure you have a good time. I'll cover your next round of bets, you 'one well' and 'two wells'."

"Really, bro? I'm coming down right away!"

The Spring Finals will be held on April 18th, and shortly after that, on May 4st, a mysterious support operator will appear before every Doctor in Arknights. Of course, Roland stated that he is not so excited about the upcoming new operator because he likes white-haired or red-eyed characters. It's mainly because he is a support player himself, and it's normal for support players to have mutual respect. It's definitely not because of white-haired or red-eyed characters, absolutely not!

With that motivation, he instantly perked up.

I didn't dare to use my hook before because I didn't have an advantage yet. If I used my hook randomly and missed, it would be easy for the enemy to take over the tempo and cause me to lose control of the bushes in the bottom lane. But now that my Draven has already taken the lead, why should I be afraid of Gil?

Go hook him, you bastard.

Suddenly, the bot lane Blitzcrank changed his previous attitude of only watching and not playing. Now he really starts playing whenever he sees something interesting, and sometimes he plays it more than once or twice. During the peak of the game, he even played it seven times in one round, which completely overwhelmed FPX's bot lane.

"What the hell? Doesn't this robot get a break? It's doing this so frequently."

"If you can't beat them, think carefully about why they chased you to the tower and killed you offline."

"No, I just wanted to get a minion in that wave."

"You can't even beat me, and you want to beat Draven and farm minions? Are you out of your mind? You're the weakest player on the field right now, do you even know that?"

Compared to the champion AD on the other side, LWX's playstyle was actually quite sneaky. But if the opponent is playing Draven, then farming minions is a political mistake.

Meanwhile, FPX's Si Shao is giving LWX a good lesson.

And over there.

Roland, on the other hand, was ridiculed mercilessly by JKL.

"That's it? That's it? My 60-year-old grandma can crochet more accurately than you."

"Since the game launched, I've used my hook seven times in the bottom lane and haven't landed a single one. I'm thinking, even if you bought a scratch card, you'd win at least five dollars in seven tries, right?"

"Either you just build AD items, since you can't hook anyway, or you might as well just flash in and go for a one-punch crit build."

"For a man, being unable to shoot accurately is a very shameful thing, you understand?"

TES upper midfielder:...

No, are you complaining that he can't hook accurately, or are you taking this opportunity to vent your anger at being mocked by him every time?

You're having a great time right now.

But what happens after you're done having fun? Have you thought about that?

Thinking of all the ridiculous things Roland had done before—like glow-in-the-dark pens, pepper spray on masks, toilet sandpaper, and those stinky bombs from air raids—they could only silently chant "Amen" to Ah Shui.

Especially after seeing Roland remain calm and unresponsive, and even smile later, they became even more frightened.

"Don't rush, just wait for me to finish."

As a professional player, it's indeed difficult for him to hook the enemy bot lane duo without someone helping to distract them. Similarly, from the start of the game until now, they haven't been hit by Thresh's Q skill, and they haven't even triggered JKL's passive skill.

but...

Since I can't hook with Q first, why don't I just use E first?

Support Ultimate Skill - Daddy, come here!

"Ha Huang, tower dive!"

"Here I am!"

As an apprentice who had seen the world in the three sects of the Joyful Buddha Sect, the Joyful Union Sect, the Dual Cultivation Daoist Sect, the Beauty Gate, the Red Powder Family, the Love Pavilion, and the Cihang Jingzhai, Haro knew that if he wanted to gain anything, he had to be good at finding prostitutes. Now that a kind-hearted person had secretly pointed him in the right direction, how could he resist coming?

nonexistent.

What? On the road?

Helping the strong and not the weak is the first tenet of jungling. You've already been solo-killed by Irelia. If I help you turn the tide, I'll have to gank and kill the enemy top laner at least twice. Can't I use that time to help the bot lane? If Draven gets a few more kills, this game is over.

We must go beyond it!

Enter the grass, gather momentum, and unleash the wolf's head.

When the wolf head icon appeared above the heads of FPX's bot lane duo, Da Congming and Si Shao instinctively thought that Olaf had arrived and immediately retreated without looking back. However, after taking two steps and not seeing anyone, Si Shao suddenly realized that Olaf wasn't using the wolf head rune.

"I've been tricked."

"what?"

"Olaf brings conquerors with him."

Looking again, the bush position they had just managed to secure had been taken back by the robot, forcing them to let the opponent push the lane over, making it impossible for them to maintain the middle lane.

If that were all, it would be fine.

Just a few seconds before the minion wave slowly pushed forward and was about to enter the tower.

"Shu~"

Hexflash!

The sudden flash of light startled the two of them again. Just as they were about to move to avoid it, they found that the robot on the other side had simply flashed out, pressed Ctrl+3, laughed, and then stopped.

Tearful Young Master, Great Conscience: ? ? ?

Are you fucking crazy?

Unable to bear it any longer, Si Shao immediately unleashed his Q skill, accurately hitting the robot not far in front of him. After dragging it a short distance, he used his E skill to lift it back into the turret's range.

Then... TES's jungler Olaf emerged from the bushes behind their tower.

Young Master Si, Great Congming: !!!

Holy crap!?

The feeling in that instant was like entering a high-end hotel club for a meal. The waiters were impeccably dressed in suits, and the cutlery and plates were exquisite. They opened the silver plate lid and found an ordinary steamed bun inside. They took a bite and, damn it, it was filled with "Oli Gei" filling.

When you spit it out, you discover that its aroma, enhanced by the seasonings, is quite lingering and sticks everywhere.

In short: disgusting!

The next moment, Roland's trump card was unleashed before them.

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