You actually want me to...

Just as they were about to retaliate.

On the other side, a dual-gun master from San Diego, USA, started with a slide step and a double shot while moving.

"Holy crap, what's Lu Xian doing here?"

"I already said Miss, how many times do I have to say it before you understand?"

"Then where the hell are you?"

"Me? Of course I was being forced to farm minions in front of the tower (unconvinced, but still assertive)."

Don't ask, it's just the rule of the underworld.

Regardless of whether the enemy top laner ganks the jungle, if my top lane minion wave is pushed to my tower, the top laner always has the legal right to explain themselves to the enemy jungler who asks for help or questions. Hearing the boss's explanation, Ahahacki felt utterly dumbfounded.

What does it mean to be like Zhong Wuyan under Mount Fuji, Rashomon with lingering resentment, the bustling wedding invitation street, and myself inside Angkor Wat?

One second he was thinking about finishing his farm and then going to the top lane to show team camaraderie and help with a gank, but the next second, this top laner sold himself out. Shaco is truly ugly.

What's even more infuriating is that Ahahacki discovered that the opposing Ueno duo was serious about playing against him.

Normally, the rule in the game is that if you use Flash, you don't kill the enemy. But these two actually used Flash twice. The jungler even tanked the second top tower's attack for the top laner, allowing Lu Xian to forcibly tower dive and kill UOL's jungler, Lee Sin.

[TES_BAN kills UOL_Ahahacki]

First Blood!

In a simple and straightforward kill, Roland successfully secured the kill on UOL's jungler, Lee Sin.

"Wuhu, take off!"

Looking at the double buff circles at my feet, I know this game is already won.

The biggest problem with Extract Lu Xian is that his sustain and dominance in lane are inversely proportional to time, because Extract doesn't provide Lu Xian with many stats; it only speeds up the overall process of getting Lu Xian's items.

The most typical example.

When TheShy plays Jayce, you can often see him build the classic combination of Cull and Tear of the Goddess in the early game.

At first glance, wow, Jess is almost 700 gold coins ahead of everyone else.

In reality... this combat power is not as practical as someone carrying a cloth armor in their pocket, and they can't win in online battles either.

[You think you can get by with just one trick, huh?]

[They'll just keep ganking the jungler; yesterday it was the red buff, today it's the Krugs, so tomorrow it'll definitely be the wolves.]

[A man's virtue lies in his loyalty. Just like how men of all ages still love 18-year-old women, top laners are the same. No matter what kind of top laner he is, he will always love getting kills from the jungler with double buffs in the early game. That's love~]

[Lucian gets two buffs early on... this Gnar is useless.]

In a top-tier league, normally Lee Sin's Twitter would have been flooded with all sorts of jokes. But UOL isn't exactly a top team, and most of the players are Russians drinking vodka, so it has to be treated differently.

In the minds of Chinese people.

Russia is a pretty good neighbor, and Pakistan is a very loyal little brother. Both are quite good, and you can't criticize them. They even wanted to clear out the stores of other countries, but unfortunately, they had too little stock, and in the end, there wasn't even enough for all the foodies in China.

After securing the double buffs, Roland went back to base to upgrade his equipment and immediately followed the jungler, each carrying two control wards. Combined with the placement of trinket wards, they clearly defined the vision control in the top lane.

Don't ask, it's just military training!

What is AD top lane?

It is the core.

From the moment the top laner is selected, it almost means that the jungler has to give up a lot in order to ensure the development of this core top laner as much as possible. As for why there are so many "orphans" in ranked games...

Of course, it's because who's going to put up with you in ranked games? If you don't discuss it with your teammates and just instantly pick an AD top laner, only caring about having fun yourself, what about your teammates' game experience? Some good-tempered players might tolerate it, but some bad-tempered players will just pick all the late-game carries in every lane, leaving all three lanes with late-game carries there, and any jungler who comes to see them will want to say "15".

After TES's vision almost illuminated the entire upper half of the jungle, UOL's top laner BOSS truly experienced what it means to be isolated and helpless.

Dragon control?

No, the dragon is in the bottom lane, you can take it if you want. Although most early and mid-game compositions rely on fast dragon push to win, that's only if the skill levels of both sides are similar.

Given the current disparity in strength, brute force is the only option.

Haro and Roland engaged in a frantic, back-and-forth game, aggressively pushing and trading, and not just trading for Gragas's kill. Instead, they tower-dived to trade for Lucian's kill, then let Gragas farm minions, kills, and plating.

His actions left the audience completely bewildered.

"Yes, that's it. I'll quickly return to town, you transfer the buff, and we'll do it again when he comes back online. You can tank next time."

Upon hearing this, Harper vaguely recalled the scene before the match when Roland pulled him aside and explained the head-trading tactic to him.

Listen, Haro, we'll do this and that, and so on.

【Huh? Isn't that a huge loss?】

[It's different. When we play like this, the enemy top laner has all the gold but no experience. After a few minutes, they'll be in a state of endless regret, but if we tower dive too well and don't give them some credit, their mid and jungle will definitely get upset and come to our side to gank.]

【you mean...】

Humans can't live without drinking water.

If you stand out too much, you'll easily become a target.

If you act too ordinary, it will make it easier for the other party to notice the problem.

So, all you need to do is create a target that's more aggressive and attracts aggro than yourself.

Watching JKL and Kalista repeatedly jump into the enemy bot lane duo, Haro silently picked up his water glass and glanced meaningfully at JKL while drinking. Unfortunately, JKL was already completely absorbed in the bot lane laning phase and had no time to pay attention to Haro's veiled message.

With things having come to this point, Emperor Ha could only sigh helplessly.

"What's wrong?" Knight glanced at Haro with some suspicion. As the mid laner closest to the jungler, he could hear Haro's sigh more clearly than the others.

"No, it's just that I feel some people are really useless when given the chance!"

"???"

The Battle of the Deer: Chapter Seventeen: I Swear by the Honor of the Top Laner!

Roland's scheme was soon successfully implemented in the game.

It was already difficult to gank Lee Sin with Gragas guarding him in the top lane, but the enemy AD kept jumping in the bottom lane. Considering that the top lane was also in a bad situation, at least they could trade blows, while the bottom lane was being unilaterally pressured, Ahahacki thought he should shift his focus.

Even though they're a team that focuses on the top, mid, and jungle, it's perfectly fine for them to occasionally play the bottom lane. It's like how most people start out straight, but gradually become a little crooked, so it makes sense for one or two of them to do it, right?

Of course, for UOL's top laner BOSS, this situation was quite torturous.

"Jungler, where's the jungler? Jungler, come and save us!"

Seeing the two rogue duo who were directly tower diving and guarding his lane, the BOSS felt utterly pissed off.

Money, although I have money.

But in the early stages, what good is money if you have no experience? It's like putting a stunningly beautiful woman in front of a kid who can't get an erection—what good will it do? Aside from getting her to help copy his summer homework, the beauty is less useful than a straight tree branch.

What's even more infuriating is that these two ambushed him.

Several times when he was about to return to lane, he thought the Ueno duo was leaving, but as soon as he popped up to return, the two of them would always jump out right on time and take him down with a barrage of bullets.

[Tsk tsk tsk, fishing on the roadside like this.]

[Gnar is really messed up, why don't you guys just go down there? Doesn't the bot lane need a jungler?]

[I retract my previous assessment of Coach Wei. No matter how well Coach Wei defends the Tigers, he's never been as considerate as Harper towards the King of the Board. This is truly a case of "on the right track!"]

[Top lane? This is more like double top!]

If Haro's ganking was already considered by most LPL viewers to be somewhat inhumane, then Knight's action of heading to the top lane without a second thought after reaching level six was utterly shameless.

"Listen to me, Knight, just do this and that."

"Wait... wouldn't this be a bit inappropriate?" Even Knight, who had been Roland's teammate for a year, couldn't help but feel a chill run down his spine upon hearing Roland's plan.

"Don't worry, this is something you know, I know, heaven knows, earth knows, your teammates know, but no sixth person will know."

"Okay, no problem!"

[White crescent moon: ???]

In the top lane, in order to completely cripple the opponent's top laner, Roland pretended to recall and disappeared from the map. Instead, Knight, who came from the mid lane, took the initiative to come to the top lane to replace Lucian. From the opponent's perspective, it looked as if TES had just arranged a mid-top lane swap.

trap?

Wait a minute, if it's a trap, why would Ryze come to the top lane?

In an instant, an unavoidable choice appeared in the top laner's mind.

In the early game, Ryze definitely wouldn't be able to tower dive and solo kill Gnar. If it's just the opponent alone and they really swap lanes, then he can easily take down the two waves of minions that the opponent pushed under the tower.

But if Ueno doesn't leave... then I'll really have to send it.

After thinking it over, the BOSS decided to take the risk and go for a meal.

Top laners, how many can resist the temptation of experience? Since things are already in such a mess, the worst that can happen is that they'll fall even further. With that in mind, BOSS's Gnar began to slowly make his way towards his own outer turret.

"Reporting to Dong Yao, the target has been deployed."

"Dongyao received, please continue to maintain the original state."

"Dongguai received, Over."

For a top laner who is already on the verge of collapse, what scenario is the most desperate?

Is Ueno still lying in wait, blocking your position, or has he not left?

No.

This was already a fact that the BOSS had accepted in his heart. When he saw the Ueno duo jumping out of the bushes halfway there, he had only one thought in his mind: He must, he must get to that place!

His millions were an endless pile of soldiers and lines of soldiers.

He swore on the honor of being a top laner that even if he had to die, he would die honorably under his own turret, amidst the crowd of minions.

However, what truly filled him with despair was that, just as he was about to reach the turret, Ryze, who had previously pushed the minion wave to his own turret, decisively activated his ultimate ability.

R [Wandering Path Leap]

A bluish halo enveloped all the blue team minions, and the teleportation target was the furthest point behind Ryze.

"No!!!"

Under the BOSS's despairing gaze, the minions that were right in front of him vanished with a "whoosh" as the teleportation array lit up. In their place were the smiling, amiable faces of the three TES players: top, mid, and jungle.