You actually want me to...

"Received. This is Team N, east of the shore artillery position, scale 305, adjust to the right by 25."

"Coordinates confirmed, Block 21, scale 305, right correction 25, JB2 ready to deploy, attacking forces ready to crush the enemy."

"JB2 impact countdown: 3...2...1.9...1.8...1.7, damn it, at least take two steps forward! Hey, that's it, if you'd moved like that earlier, it would have been perfect! 1.5...1! Fire!!!"

As Roland's three-second countdown ended, QWQ unleashed a whimsical shot right in front of Thresh, throwing both bombs at Aeon, who was standing against the wall.

Completely unprepared for Shi Guang, who was almost upon Thresh, to suddenly shift his focus to the fully healed Aphelios, neither Elk nor Missing could react in time.

And so... the bomb hit!

W [Deadly Spectacular] + Q [Dancing Grenade]

Since the Moon Man was already within his range, in order to maximize the control time, JKL did not immediately use his W skill, but instead took two steps forward before using W.

Meanwhile, Ha Huang, who had successfully invaded the enemy's bottom lane tri-bush, saw this and without thinking, used Flash + W [Wind Slash and Lightning Strike] to attack, followed by his E skill [Fearless Charge] to forcefully follow up.

With the combined efforts of the three, Elk's Aphelios barely managed to unleash his dual summons at the last moment.

But... it didn't work.

The speed boost from Time's E skill allowed Xin Zhao to easily catch up and land the final blow.

There was a little incident. After Missing reacted quickly, he wanted to hook Zhao Xin, who was diving into the tower for the second time. However, Roland's Observation Haki was a level higher. After using his E skill on Zhao Xin, Roland flashed to block Thresh's hook for Haro.

[TES_Haro kills WE_Elk]

First Blood!

First blood secured.

Finale: Chapter Four: I bled for the team, I made contributions to the team!

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[The strategy of feinting to the east while attacking in the west has truly been mastered by Banhuang.]

[The theory of firepower advantage: skills are 12 to 8, numbers are 3 to 2, the advantage is in hand!]

[Artillery bombards, infantry charges, artillery and tanks coordinate, right?]

The sudden and deadly move completely stunned WE's bot lane duo. Missing never dreamed that someone would rush into the bot lane with Xin Zhao at level three. Wasn't he afraid of my jungler?

Huh, the jungler knew from the start that they might have been spotted?

That's fine.

To be honest, Missing had guessed that the opposing jungler might come, but he thought that TES would wait until the minion wave reached the tower before making a move. The wave was still firmly held in front of the tower. This flash + WE's forced follow-up really shattered the worldview of WE's bot lane duo.

The Moon Man is actually a bit over the top.

Getting killed once is a minor issue, and even giving up first blood is tolerable. But if the minion wave is almost pushing into the tower and your AD is gone, that's a complete 365-degree spiral of destruction. The experience from two waves of minions means that Aphelios will definitely not reach level six in the Vanguard Squad, unless he immediately starts his Wandering Thresh plan. Otherwise, the first Vanguard Squad will have to call GG.

Of course, considering that WE's lineup is already late-game focused, letting go of the first wave of vanguard team fights was within their expectations.

You think this has no impact?

No.

If Aphelios can't reach level six in eight minutes, it means he'll have to stop shooting from now on.

What is the strategy for the bot lane to avoid participating in the vanguard team fight to minimize losses? It means that the support goes up to apply pressure when the time comes, forcing the enemy bot lane to go up, while the AD carries farm minions, towers, and experience alone in the bot lane, focusing on taking tower plates. Considering this, Aphelios must start saving at least 30 stacks of White Blade before eight minutes to ensure that he can take two tower plates.

Although it's still a loss compared to losing the vanguard, at least it's a stop-loss.

However, the cost is also obvious.

If you prioritize protecting the strongest early-game unit, the White Blade, then you'll have absolutely no chance of turning the tide in lane. This almost guarantees that the bottom lane will lose lane control, and it also indirectly frees up the support unit's roaming ability.

Especially in terms of laning ability, JKL will always have a lead of about half a bar of experience, until level six.

What, you can't relate to this gap?

Let's say that.

Others: Regular schedule

You: Sleep like a log

Others: Know when to stop

You: Give me another billion!

Others: Delicious food

You: Order takeout

Others: Exercise and fitness

You: Watching anime in bed

Cause others to: enjoy health and longevity

For yourself: As long as you're happy.

Then, after eight minutes, when you've achieved all-round development in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, and aesthetics, you belatedly realize you've made a mistake and hurriedly correct it, but the gap is already there, and you can't catch up in a short time anyway.

The bottom lane was fiercely contested and going smoothly, while in the top lane, Da Huang had already prepared various defensive measures.

What are defensive measures?

Cloth armor, four reds, and immediately surrendered.

God knows how Breath Bro felt when he saw Jayce's gear at the start of the game; he almost swore on the spot.

Bro, you're Jayce, not the Thing.

It's one thing if you don't go out with much armor, but I can accept going out with a second-tier longsword and three red armor? But you're going out with four red armor? What are you trying to do? Do you want to fly to the sky?!

At level 1, it has a whopping 56 attack damage (which was nerfed to 54 in Season 12), and at level 3 it's only 64. The damage is equivalent to a level 1 Caitlyn with no items, making last-hitting extremely difficult.

Frustrating? Yes, it is. This build is just about taking hits and farming. If the jungler comes and your equipment isn't good, you might not even be able to kill the enemy.

But if you ask him if he's willing, he definitely is. Even though he's being suppressed so badly, he's safe.

With Cloth Armor and four health potions, my health is always above three-quarters, and I can barely push the minion wave. No matter how much you, Troll Warlord, dislike my top lane, do you dare to dive my tower?

Even Dahuang is particularly rude.

When Zhao Xin was captured, he pretended to be dead and cowardly, ignoring the opponent's provocations and acting as if he was just going to give up and do whatever he wanted.

But once the bottom lane successfully tower dives and the jungler hasn't appeared in the enemy's vision for more than 20 seconds, he's back to his old ways, unleashing four different emotes in turn: weakling, sweating cat, question mark robot, and pitiful Gnar. This combo made Breathing Bro's blood pressure skyrocket.

But... I don't dare to go.

It would be one thing if Zhao Xin didn't get the first blood, but now that he did, that's enough damage! The enemy top laner is openly taunting you with emotes. You don't know if he's just using that as bait or if he's genuinely trying to lure you in. If it's a trap, and both top and bottom lanes are wiped out, they might as well give up on the game. Getting to 15 early will help them maintain their composure for the next game.

Seeing Wayward's every move exuding the style of a certain "oily" top laner, Meiko and others in the EDG club tacitly turned their attention to a bespectacled man sitting in the corner, and then swarmed him and dragged him to a gaming chair.

"Explain it."

"What? What are you doing? What are you explaining? I'm innocent, I'm innocent!" Saint Gun was also puzzled. He had only watched a match, how did he suddenly become a prisoner?

"It's alright, don't overthink it. We always treat our brothers equally. When it comes to traitors, at most we'll just publicly disclose their browser history and external hard drive inventory. We won't resort to vigilante justice." Meiko adjusted her glasses, a gentle smile playing on her lips.

!!!

"Isn't EDG always known for treating newcomers well?"

"Yes, but we only give preferential treatment to cooperative newcomers. Those who are uncooperative, stubborn, or especially those who won't answer any questions, will have to be publicly announced."

Did you ask?

"Didn't I ask? Oh, sorry, it was an oversight. Well, I did ask. Can you explain why the new TES player's style is so similar to yours?"

"I don't know!" Flandre's eyes widened, his face equally bewildered.

Seeing this, Meiko sighed, then slammed the pen on the table and stood up abruptly. Then, she seemed to remember the past of a certain head of state from Hebei Province and paused for a moment.

Finally, he slowly sat back down.

"The formula, since it's your first offense, will be circulated within the club for now. Remember to use CTRL+X to remove the file from your hard drive. With the big game approaching, we can't let these unwanted things affect the brothers' fighting spirit. We'll return it to you after the game... after everyone has reviewed and criticized it. That's settled." With that, Meiko waved, and Scout immediately sprang into action, leaving Flandre, pinned to his gaming chair, struggling frantically, seemingly trying to salvage his "dignity and inventory"!

"No, you can't do this!"

"Captain! Captain!! I've shed blood for the team, I've rendered meritorious service, you can't treat me like this!!!"

"Do not!!!"

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PS: Backstabbing in the dead of night

By the way, it's almost the end of the month, so cast your monthly tickets if you have any. They expire tomorrow. It's been almost half a year since we had an end-of-month backstab event. Let's see if we can still break into the top 50 this time.

Finale: Chapter Five: My youth also ended at that moment.

"WE is doomed! They made a mistake this game. That top laner is such a slacker!" Off the field, countless coaches watched as Haro finished clearing the top jungle and showed no desire to go up, all exclaiming that they had been tricked.

Faced with the option of TES, everyone felt a little panicked.

This is TES.

TES, a team that once developed three different styles: 369, Flandre, and Ale, a team that pioneered the four-protect-one strategy for top lane even earlier than RNG, only to later deviate into the four-protect-one strategy for coach, and your fourth top laner has produced such a piece of trash.

Black guy with question mark jpg

In the entire LPL, besides EDG, only TES dares to leave Jayce to play in the top lane by himself.

"GOGOGOOGOG, let's see if we can find an opportunity to completely crush their bot lane!"

When the right to roam was returned to Roland, he did not choose to immediately go to the jungle to meet up with the jungler as usual. Instead, he transformed into a spirit and locked himself in the bottom lane with JKL.

The reason is simple: it's unnecessary.

In the early game, the most important things for a support mage are the rapid upgrade of their support item and their high demand for experience. In addition, since they don't have any spare Zombie Ward runes in this game, invading the enemy jungle with the jungler at this point is essentially gambling on whether the enemy jungler is in the bottom half of the map.

If you win the bet, you can barely call it a small loss.

Even if the gamble fails, the jungler will still get jungle monsters. If the support goes there, it's like wasting that wave of experience and gold.