Naruto's Gensokyo Daishi

"I'm the strongest!"

The strongest idiot ice spirit in Gensokyo, the idiot ice spirit queen Cirno.

With the small stature of a child, short blue hair, a blank expression, and hands raised high, surrounded by snowflakes, he grinned foolishly and shouted that he was the strongest.

"Cirno, don't do that, Naruto wants to share the presents."

The most common person to persuade Cirno is called Daiyousei, a wind fairy. She is even highly regarded by Asuma, who also has the wind attribute. She is a natural talent for using wind and is often jokingly called a babysitter by her classmates. Everyone calls her Dai-chan.

"Is that so?" The smaller version of Rumia tilted her head and acted cute. Everyone called her idiot Rumia.

The dark demon Rumia once had to use her dark powers to create another, smaller version of Rumia after consuming an excessive amount of the Nine-Tails' dark chakra.

In memory of the Nine-Tailed Fox, there is also a smaller version of Rumia who can only count to decimal, who was given the name Ninety by the Hakurei Shrine Maiden (Big).

Rumia's dark abilities have been dubbed a new bloodline limit by Konoha.

"You guys have to do your best!" Iruka, always worried, couldn't help but shout at the three idiots.

"I'm the strongest!" The carefree Cirno gave a thumbs up.

"You're the one I'm most worried about, Cirno!" Iruka almost flipped the table.

The Gensokyo Blue-Green-Red Idiot Team: Captain Blue Idiot Nine, Support Green Babysitter Dai-chan, and Raid Captain Red-Black Idiot Ten.

Despite being called a "dumb team," they were hailed by the higher-ups as the group with the strongest potential.

Ninja squads are rarely composed of three women, mainly because they are too clumsy.

Cirno can only count from one to nine, Rumia can only count from one to ten, and the Great Fairy only knows some unhealthy knowledge.

"Who has the courage... to become the instructor ninja for the idiot team?"

Everyone felt saddened to become the instructor ninja of the idiot team.

Iruka became one of the most famous teachers because he was willing to spend nearly three years tutoring these three idiots after school.

Even when the trio of idiots failed, he would encourage them and take them out for a big meal at Ichiraku Ramen or Midnight Sparrow Diner when they were feeling down.

"I'm the strongest!" "Thank you, Iruka-sensei!" "Aww, Iruka!"

Cirno, Daiyousei, and Rumia were deeply moved by Iruka's shout.

As the idiots with the weakest strength among the residents of Gensokyo, the idiots rarely receive encouragement or help.

Each person, while shouting "Idiot Team," would simultaneously beat up the Idiot Team with spell cards.

Despite Iruka's tireless efforts, Cirno, who was the worst at math and still failed in culture, managed to improve.

At least he taught Cirno how to use the transformation and substitution techniques.

He was able to teach a fairy how to use ninjutsu with his mortal body, a feat that is unprecedented and will never be repeated.

Upon hearing such a legendary tale, the youkai sage Yakumo Yukari even considered sending Iruka into seclusion in Gensokyo.

Even the temple school owner, Kamishirasawa Keine, wanted to hire Iruka to teach those unruly children in the human village.

"The instructors are Misuzu and Might Guy. This is the first time Konoha has had a team with two Jonin. I heard that the higher-ups wanted Iruka-sensei to lead the team, but they couldn't bear to give up Iruka-sensei's teaching abilities, so they had to give it to Misuzu and Might Guy."

Naruto's words caused Iruka's expression to shift dramatically, a mixture of relief and regret. No ninja would protest that the team was too strong; rather, it was the addition of these two unreliable Jonin that made this team so stupid…

It seems he might turn into a hot-blooded idiot.

"Here's a must-have gift pack for passing the level," Naruto said with a smug look on his face.

Cirno opened the gift package as soon as she heard about it, only to find what the three idiots found...

Blue, green, and red bodysuits, pattern made by Matt Keitt.

"It looks really exciting, doesn't it? Too bad Mr. Kai won't give it to me."

Naruto, whose aesthetic sense is a little distorted, has a grinning face that leaves the three idiots speechless.

"Just thinking about Naruto wearing a money box and a bodysuit."

As Sakura stammered on, Sasuke also shivered.

"He's a pervert, isn't he?" Ino retorted.

"That's absolutely perverted," Sakura retorted.

"Incredibly freakish." Sasuke turned his head.

"Pervert!" the whole class shouted.

"Naruto." Hinata was too embarrassed to call him "pervert," which resulted in "pervert" being called Naruto—a fatal blow.

The entire class of ninjas were taken away by the instructor ninja, while Naruto remained seated with his body bent forward.

After maintaining the same posture for two hours and forty-seven minutes, Kakashi finally arrived late.

"Oh, looks like I'm not too late. Should I wait for Naruto?" Kakashi was making excuses for being late again.

"We've been waiting for you. You can't even write the word 'late,' Kakashi."

Sasuke glared at Kakashi; their Team 7 was indeed full of this unreliable copy ninja.

According to the family secrets that Sakura discovered, there were cases of Sharingan being transplanted to others, which she investigated after visiting the family.

Sasuke and Sakura sought out the legendary man who could copy a thousand ninjutsu, Kakashi Hatake, the son of Konoha's White Fang and an elite Jonin.

During those three years, there were many incidents and rumors that Jonin Kakashi had some unspeakable affair with Otsuki Sasuke and Sakura.

In short, according to inside sources, the members of Kakashi's Team 7—Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno—had long been considered as a team.

"Shall we go up to the rooftop and chat about our life dreams?"

Kakashi's sleep-deprived appearance made Sasuke and Sakura grit their teeth in frustration, and Naruto even put the money box back on to escape reality.

"Come on, come on, Naruto, how long are you going to be so down? Kakashi has been waiting for a long time." Sakura punched Naruto in the stomach.

"Ouch, huh? Kakashi, you're here." Naruto said in surprise.

"...I feel like I lack authority."

They were all being addressed with disdain, with Kakashi being called "short" and Kakashi being called "long," showing absolutely no respect whatsoever.

Leading the three to the top floor of the classroom, Kakashi decided to give these three disrespectful ninja kids a shocking lesson!

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Chapter 15 Genin's Great Escape

"We've gotten to know each other quite a bit over the past three years, but I still want to hear about your life dreams, interests, and the like."

As Kakashi continued speaking, he pulled out the "Make-Out Paradise" ninja tool bag and began reading it with great interest.

The three, who were used to this way of doing things, began to recount their story with helpless expressions.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like shrine maidens, I hate not having enough to eat, and as for my dreams... well, I'm too embarrassed to say."

Naruto looked up at the new house at a 45-degree angle, a lonely look on his face.

"I'll give you five minutes. We'll talk when you're ready. Sakura, it's your turn." Kakashi was clearly not buying it.

"I am Sakura Haruno, I like Sasuke, and what I hate most is not being capable enough. As for dreams, well, I can't really call them dreams. In three years, when I'm fifteen, Sasuke and I will get married." Sakura openly and frankly admitted without any hesitation.

"..." Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise fell to the ground.

If Jiraiya was miserable for ten thousand years, then Kakashi, who only knows how to look at lewd things, was miserable for a thousand years.

**A blatant taunt, originally intended to intimidate the three ninja eggs, but instead they were the ones who were intimidated!**

Sasuke ignored Kakashi's dilemma and proceeded with the introductions.

"I am Uchiha Sasuke. What I like is to improve my strength, and what I hate most is not being capable enough. My dream is to revive the Uchiha clan and find out the truth behind the massacre of the clan."

"I also think there are many suspicious points." Kakashi nodded in agreement, trying to get attention.

"Do you need to tell me? Kakashi..." Sasuke, whose sharp tongue had reached a second-rate level, sneered.

"Naruto, what's your dream?"

Kakashi hardened and changed the subject, saying that Sasuke was really not cute.

"He owns a house, land, and is rich. He can be a ninja writer like the Toad Sage. His 'The Story of the Ninja with Integrity' is the book 'The Story of the Resolute Ninja,' which moved me deeply. Unlike Kakashi, who only reads 'Make-Out Paradise.'"

Naruto took out a tattered book from his ninja tool bag. It was one of Jiraiya's early works. What pleased him most was that, according to Minato Namikaze, half of the protagonist's name in the book represented Naruto.

The words "Icha Icha Paradise" and the disdainful looks from the three ninjas made Kakashi break out in a cold sweat.

If these three idiots aren't put down soon, their arrogant attitude will become outrageous!

"The bell-stealing game is for idiots who don't understand teamwork. Be thankful! It used to be the Konoha White Fang's genin exam. It's said that only the Fourth Hokage's team ever passed the Super A-rank exam. Anyone who failed was sent back to the ninja academy."

"Gurgle." Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura realized that they had finally angered the unreliable Kakashi. Even his father, whom he feared and usually kept silent about, had been brought up. Just how deep was Kakashi's resentment?

"Generally speaking, genin are powerless against chunin, let alone jonin; in that era of war, the basic skill that Sakumo required of genin was speed. This kind of test was called the Genin Battle Royale. It was a hunt mission initiated by Konoha's Sakumo. Challengers had to survive until the alarm clock rang, no matter what; even if they were not careful, they would be seriously injured."

Naruto listened to Kakashi's eloquent speech and realized that it was no wonder his father was called the Yellow Flash; just from the name, one could tell that his speed in the Genin Battle Royale was forced upon him.

"So be thankful, this is a test that combines ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, intelligence, ninja tools, traps, and summoning beasts, and the testing area is right here! What training ground? That's all a lie. Why would anyone consider being in the middle of nowhere when they're chasing someone?"

"So... you guys who are touted as the future Legendary Sannin, are you going to take the exam? If you fail, you'll be kicked back to the Ninja Academy and become a laughingstock, or do you want to play the fun bell-stealing game?"

Kakashi imitated Naruto's posture of tilting his head back at a 45-degree angle, a smug pose that made the Sannin's fists itch.

When it comes to taunting skills, placing friends, and other verbal sparring techniques, Kakashi is quite proficient in Konoha's "talk-no-jutsu." He once heard that a ninja named Tenzo had been exploited. He said, "I think you're already capable of handling things on your own, so I guess I'll have to treat you to this meal."

It's even rumored that Kakashi's "Make-Out Paradise" was actually a gift from his junior, Tenzo, whom he persuaded to give him.

"snort."

"I'm still a long way from Lady Tsunade."

The proud and arrogant Sasuke, who has already developed his Sharingan to the three-tomoe stage, is bursting with confidence.

Sakura may be modest, but the way she clenched her fists and poised to launch a sneak attack made Kakashi break out in a cold sweat.

Over the past three years, Sakura, whose arm strength and chakra are slightly inferior to those of men, has focused on deception. He is most helpless against girls who are always ready to lie.

"I'll participate." Naruto took off his money box. Since his father had no problem with it, he had to be no problem with it too.

Kakashi smiled when he saw the spirited ninja eggs:

"I've realized I'm starting to like you guys. I've already applied to the medical team and the village, so you can escape without worry. It won't cause panic, and you won't get too badly injured. Ah, maybe you'll be crippled."

"..." Upon hearing this, Sasuke's eyes turned red, and he activated his three-tomoe Sharingan.