Naruto's Gensokyo Daishi

"This is the first time I've ever felt like Kakashi is a teacher."

Naruto didn't use chakra to cover his shout this time. Sasuke and Sakura still looked at him with disdain (they should have communicated honestly a long time ago, you useless teacher). Kakashi, who was traumatized, looked like he had been hit hard.

"Ah, judging from the ripped headbands they just wore, they must be rogue ninja from Kirigakure, right?" Sakura asked.

"These corpses are quite valuable; we can exchange them for a lot of money at the interrogation unit!" Naruto changed the subject again.

"We might encounter even stronger rogue ninja later," Sasuke concluded.

The three of them calmly speculated, and Kakashi, after thinking for a moment, quickly added his own thoughts to avoid being looked down upon by them again.

"The number of enemy ninjas is unknown. There is a high chance that they will be attacked by ninjas from different ninja villages, or they may be wandering ninjas or ronin mercenaries."

"This is the first time I've ever felt like Kakashi is a teacher."

"Don't repeat the same joke from last time, it's hurtful!"

"Tch." "Hehe."

"Really...please, can you really do this?" Tazuna's heart was pounding, he couldn't take it anymore.

"Speaking of which... Gensokyo is really dangerous." Kakashi could only sigh at this.

"When the Toad Sage came back, didn't you see he was as handsome as my dad, all skinny?"

"Who knew Jiraiya-sama went back to Konoha! Nobody told me! It feels like everyone's ostracizing me!"

Seeing Kakashi's hysterical outburst, Sasuke finally managed to utter a single, muffled sentence: "Not popular?"

Of all the people who are unpopular, you're the only one! You're the guy who keeps shouting about building a harem and consistently ranks number one in male enemy polls among genin!

And that golden male escort who's number two in public enemy number one! I'm actually the second most popular guy on the list!

Kakashi almost blurted out all of the above complaints.

"Gensokyo isn't dangerous at all. As long as you have the ability to constantly push your limits and survive, you can live a good life."

"Like Reimu...?" Sakura asked.

"That's just pure shamelessness and no bottom line, that's the Black and White Boss."

"Speaking of that notorious black-and-white thief! Where's my paradise of intimacy?!"

"..." Sasuke turned his head away.

"..." Sakura looked at him with disdain.

Naruto changed the subject, pointing to the other side.

"Before Kakashi went to Icha Icha Paradise, there were two guys on the other side who were about the same level as Kakashi waiting for us."

"Shall we go around?" Kakashi, choked again, seemed to have lost his mind for a moment.

"Kakashi must be living a very comfortable life in Gensokyo. He's shameless, has a strong survival ability, and can even lower his standards at any time."

"I meant to go around and launch a sneak attack!" Kakashi hurriedly cleared Naruto of his accusations.

"Then what are we waiting for?" Naruto rubbed his hands together, eager to try.

"Thirty years east of the river, and a few years later west of the river again. Every time it's the enemy who launches a surprise attack, it's time for us to launch a surprise attack on them."

Dazner's words resonated deeply with his own experience living along the riverbank.

In short, Kakashi led his team in a surprise attack on two enemy ninjas.

One of them was quite famous. During the graduation exam, fearing he wouldn't do well, he simply eliminated everyone, making it irrelevant whether he came in first or last place.

Zabuza felt he was easily censored by the Mizukage, so he secretly attacked the Mizukage, only to be ganged up on and beaten by the Mizukage. In short, he became a notorious tragic rogue ninja.

The other one is a rare resource in the ninja world, a cross-dresser... Haku; although he can use the rare Mizuki's Ice Release bloodline limit, after being tortured (?) by Cirno, he found it to be incredibly weak. Under the vision of the three-tomoe Sharingan under the three great dojutsu, the amusement park mirror area with super-fast movement of magic mirror ice crystals is a joke.

Yakumo Ran was quite satisfied with Naruto's ruthless tactics.

Even if a single monster is strong enough to defeat a thousand, a group of weak monsters can defeat ten thousand.

In the chaotic past, weak monsters would gather together, while truly powerful monsters did not.

Unless one's strength is elevated to the level of a great demon, a foolish demon rarely acts alone.

Over the past three years, Naruto has grown up, his physical strength has matured, and his abilities have increased dramatically.

Naruto has been hanging out with Reimu for too long, and besides lowering his moral standards, his moral bottom line is getting lower and lower every day.

Combining the sneak attack methods of the Black and White Thieves, they first delivered a super-large Rasengan to Zabuza and Haku.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Sakura then uses the scroll bar to unleash a large-scale illusion to close the door.

Sasuke and Haku engaged in a one-on-one duel, exchanging bloodline limits and hand seals.

During this time, Naruto unleashed a chakra cannon attack.

While the two were terrified by the ridiculously exaggerated chakra cannon (which was almost exclusively used by tailed beasts),

Kakashi closed the door and called for his dog. He used his ninja dogs to entangle Zabuza, and in the end, Zabuza was ambushed by Naruto.

It seems that ninjas really can't betray their villages; ninjas who haven't received systematic training are all fake.

As a Hidden Mist Village, shouldn't they have obediently ambushed the river, created a thick fog, used Ice Release techniques, dug holes in the bottom of the boats, and so on? What kind of logic is this, lying in ambush nearby? They don't even understand the tactical concepts of counter-ambush and counter-sneak attack.

The four men surrounded the two captured men, pointing and gesturing, while Tazuna, who was just there for show, occasionally drank alcohol.

"I'm saying, why not just break their necks? The heads of S-rank rogue ninjas are incredibly profitable!" Naruto raised his hand.

"Only living prisoners have value," Sasuke retorted.

"Why not just have Kakashi-sensei interrogate her?" Sakura was very reliable.

"Leave it to me. I've been in the Dark Division for a while, after all."

In order to reverse his previously low image rating, Kakashi did not miss any opportunity to perform.

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Chapter 19 Kakashi Has No Limits

Kakashi fetched some water from the river and woke up the two who were bound.

To prevent him from escaping, Naruto, wanting to test the drug, unscrupulously stuffed ten "boxes" of muscle-relaxing powder into his mouth.

Due to the sheer quantity, Zabuza and Shiro were stuffed with a muscle-strengthening powder that had swollen their bellies by about five months.

"Naruto...you can make medicine?" Sasuke asked, his eyes twitching.

"Yes, Master Yagokoro once taught me the Ten Fragrance Softening Powder. I can't even master this kind of anesthetic, so I can only make ten boxes of it. I'm quite good at poisons, laxatives, aphrodisiacs, and so on."

"I think even a person would be completely powerless after consuming ten boxes of medicine powder and drinking a lot of water."

During Sakura's witty remarks, Kakashi, imitating Guy, silently gave a thumbs up.

"I've also refined the Ten Fist Great Tonic Pills." Naruto took out ten fist-sized pills, each the size of a clay pot.

"I am too weak to receive nourishment," Sasuke said, disclaiming any connection.

"No, how about we give them some nourishment later?" Sakura suggested.

"When did the ninjas of Konoha become so ruthless?" Zabuza spat out a few mouthfuls of batter and protested.

"Lord Zabuza!" The cross-dressing man Bai called out to his boss as soon as he woke up.

"Huh? This guy's a guy! The legendary cross-dresser and the rogue ninja Zabuza!"

Naruto, with his money box in hand, gazes at the sky at a 45-degree angle, looking as if he has no regrets in this life.

Most of the powerful figures in Gensokyo are women, and the scandals they create are all full of lesbian relationships.

They had barely stepped out of Konoha's gates when they discovered an incredibly intense bromance.

It's such a shame this wasn't included in Naruto's Ninja World Travelogue, Ninja Egg Chronicles, and Attack on Ninja Eggs!

Naruto tapped the money box, and he even felt like he was turning into Aya Shameimaru, that paparazzi.

"Pfft, you bastard! I treat Bai like a little brother!"

"I am Zabuza-sama's tool!"

"A younger brother-type sexual release tool."

When Naruto came to his conclusion, everyone instantly coughed up blood.

After spending three years with Naruto and the girls from Gensokyo he brought along, Sasuke's shamelessness often made him boast that he had achieved a state of perfect tranquility, even reaching the level of a clear mind. When it came to Itachi, he would at most raise an eyebrow before continuing his womanizing activities.

One sentence was all it took to break my composure; I definitely need to work on my mental fortitude. It seems I have to work on lowering my standards.

"..."

Kakashi silently put the torture instruments scattered on the floor back into his bag.

He has come to realize a truth: mentors are even more despicable, shameless, and unscrupulous than their students.

Otherwise, everyone will look down on you.

"What do you want to ask?" Zabuza asked bluntly.

"Were they sent by the merchant Gato?" Naruto looked down at the two at a 45-degree angle.

"We'll get rich if we kill the old man." Zabuza nodded.

"Do you have 100,000?" Naruto's eyes lit up.

"100,000 is the price for a free sale; the two of us would charge at least 300,000."

"Kakashi... how about we grit our teeth and fail this mission once, farm some money, and split it three ways (me get three, you get seven)?"

"That's a good idea," Sasuke agreed.

"That's not a good idea. It's our first C-rank mission, and failing would be a huge stain on our reputation," Sakura objected.

"A ninja cannot be fickle for such petty gains," Kakashi admonished.

"I don't want to become a ninja. How about you give me 300,000 and I won't do anything?"

Naruto, who never liked being a ninja, stood with his hands on his hips, looking disdainful.

Tazuna suddenly wants to run away. Are ninjas all this ruthless these days?

"Naruto, that's not a good attitude." Kakashi put on a stern face, but the three genin ignored him completely.

"So it's Kakashi the Copy Ninja. How come even genin aren't listening to him?" Zabuza mocked.