Naruto's Gensokyo Daishi

"That's the legendary youkai sage, Yakumo Yukari, the super-youth system she gave you!"

What are "Youth Points"?

"After completing the youth mission, besides transforming your outlook on life, you can certainly exchange it for rewards!"

Wenwen looked like she had a well-thought-out plan.

Sasuke sat with his body bent forward. What's wrong with this damn system? Was I already universally despised before I lost my memory?

Has her personality become so despicable that she needs the legendary sage, Yakumo Yukari, to reform her life?

And what's the point of this ridiculous exchange policy?

First, the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's integrity cannot be regained through youth.

Second, the folding fan of Yakumo Yukari, a youthful and vibrant seventeen-year-old, has 800,000 youth points.

Third, Kazami Yuuka's plaid skirt has 800,000 Youth Points.

Fourth, Eirin Yagokoro's experimental prop set, with 800,000 Youth Points.

...Wait a minute, this is something really strange and meaningless. A reward? I'd rather have a girl!

"You're thinking about girls again, aren't you? You really are a scumbag harem king."

"Uh, you can read minds!"

"Your thoughts are written all over your face, you big bastard, are you going to sleep with me too?"

"..."

Sasuke unconsciously scrutinized the beautiful girl in front of him: her sleeveless top, her perfectly proportioned waist, and even her exposed navel!

...That area above the knees and down to the skirt truly deserves to be called the most alluring absolute territory.

Damn it, I want to touch it! Super gentlemanly Sasuke's thoughts were activated.

"Gentleman, would you like to touch? Would you like to see? Well, here's your chance!"

Wenwen charmingly lifted a corner of her skirt and slowly pulled it up, revealing her fair knees... and gradually her thighs.

Sasuke swallowed hard.

In an instant, Wenwen pulled out a camera, notebook, and pen from under her skirt and handed them to Sasuke.

"You'll be Wenwen News's subordinate from now on! Here's your equipment."

"I've already taken my pants off, and you're showing me this!" Sasuke shouted as he took the prop.

Suddenly, Sasuke had a flash of inspiration, and his dead fish eyes even shone brightly as he buried his face in the prop.

"But... the smell is... the smell of the wind! The smell of freedom! And the smell of a girl's underwear too!"

"You pervert, you scumbag! So you're a gentleman after all! Don't imitate me!"

Wenwen screamed, her face flushed red, and smashed the camera in her hand directly onto the back of Sasuke's head.

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Chapter 35 Sasuke Begins Being a Reporter Today

"What do you mean by a reporter?!" Aya Shameimaru, nicknamed Aya, calls herself an honest and upright wind god reporter.

A blackboard, which I don't know where it came from, was covered with Wenwen's notes and reflections.

Rule 1: My existence is defined by gossip. Rule 2: To be kind to interviewers is to be cruel to journalists.

Article 3: A journalist who can't uncover the secrets of three generations of ancestral graves is not a qualified journalist.

Article 4: You will succeed when you go from nothing to something, from small to large, from large to exaggerated, and from exaggerated to talked about with relish.

Article 5: Please develop unparalleled speed for escaping.

"You're just starting out, so just learn something simple. I'll take care of you, Wenwen."

"By the way, since you're a newcomer... I specially prepared a copy of the Uchiha Newsletter for you to publish. You don't need to thank me too much."

Sasuke thought that Wenwen's kindness made her think that she was afraid that he would ruin Wenwen's reputation, so she separated the Uchiha Short News and left it to fend for itself to avoid anyone coming after her.

"Stare..." Sasuke's dead fish-like gaze was quite frightening in some ways.

Wenwen waved her hand with a sheepish smile: "I've already informed everyone about Monster Mountain, so you don't need to worry about being eaten or made things difficult. There's a rather obscure character that I need you to interview this time."

"I think you're asking me to go because you can't find any material," Sasuke said, looking down at the camera manual, responding bluntly.

"Don't say that. Are you going to interview Yukari Yakumo? Do you want to be ravaged by Billy Herrington's 'sinful burly man'?"

"Please make sure you give me something easy." Sasuke immediately lowered his head.

"Her name is Kenzan Hinata, and I call her Tsurugi. This is a photo of her in a Gothic Lolita dress."

"Turning around? Such an adorable expression, and that fluffy, soft outfit!"

Sasuke's deadpan gaze instantly transformed into a sharp stare, his target lo.

"This is the most healing goddess in Gensokyo. When she spins, her skirt will... Sasuke, you absolutely must get an interview with her."

"You can see the hem of my skirt when I spin... I feel a bit tired, I really need a goddess to heal me."

Sasuke couldn't help but cover his nose as this incredibly cute little spinning goddess twirled her light, airy skirt.

Beneath the skirt lies the expansive airspace that gentlemen aspire to!

"Thinking about it this way, I'm actually a little excited." Sasuke put the photo away.

"The Gentleman's Plan is complete."

Wenwen chuckled softly, using sleep brainwashing, verbal misleading, and Wenwen's super brainwashing to successfully transform a miserable, revenge-driven, delusional teenager into a lecherous, decadent gentleman.

"Boss Wenwen, the system just gave me a mission." Sasuke asked hurriedly as soon as he was ready.

"It seems the Youth System is helping you too." Wenwen sensed a great topic!

"Being the Spinning God's lover for a day can earn you 50,000 Youth Points! An incredibly high return!"

"...That's right."

Wenwen has become so silent that all that's left is her verbal tic.

Although Hina Kiyama has a rather cute nickname, she is called the Spinning God.

But her other profession is quite terrifying; she is the Goddess of Misfortune, whose ability is to collect levels of misfortune.

Although she is arguably the gentlest person in all of Gensokyo, and even absorbs the misfortunes of others to protect them, what makes her special is that she herself will never suffer any misfortune.

But misfortune constantly surrounds her, which is why she is known as the Goddess of Plague.

Under normal circumstances, you should absolutely not be with her. If you get too close, you will suffer all sorts of misfortunes, including injury, serious illness, severe injury, bankruptcy, family decline, death, and separation.

"Seeing Sasuke so excited is understandable, especially since it's a mission assigned to him by Yukari Yakumo."

Wenwen licked the tip of her pen and grinned mischievously.

"Besides, Sasuke is such a pitiful kid, he's practically indestructible! And this is definitely a hot new gossip topic!"

Uchiha Sasuke removed the blood-stained bandages, used Aya's makeup kit to clean and dress himself thoroughly, and changed into the Fire Rat Fur Robe that Aya had prepared for him.

This fire rat fur coat is said to be the clothing of Inuyasha, a half-demon of the dog clan, which Wenwen picked up casually.

Sasuke pulled open his shirt, and a hand emerged from it to touch his chin.

Normally quite handsome, he made this gesture with a rather unrestrained and unconventional air.

"How handsome he is!"

Wenwen, who was almost captivated, shook her head. Uchiha Sasuke was indeed terrifying. No wonder that when he used to put on a serious face, his cool and aloof demeanor easily made young girls fascinated.

Wenwen quickly took notes: According to this reporter's speculation, Uchiha Sasuke's extraordinary ability is called innate talent. The reporter suspects that he has an unclear love triangle with his good friend, the golden-haired host Naruto, and even with the pink-haired girl Sakura.

"Boss Wenwen, I don't remember wearing this normally," Sasuke said, having no recollection of it.

"Sasuke is incredibly handsome, but I don't remember him because he wears that outfit so often."

"I feel like there's something more to it."

Sasuke pulled his coat down to his waist, revealing his well-defined muscles and sexy collarbone.

"This is so exciting!" Wenwen quickly wiped away the blood flowing from her nose and took seventy photos in a burst of speed.

Sasuke wrapped a purple scarf around his neck, but after thinking about it, he realized it wasn't quite right. So he grabbed a bandage and started wrapping it around his abs until his upper body was almost completely covered.

Throughout the entire process, Wenwen's camera never stopped clicking.

His subconscious mind still remembered the ninja's medical bandages, which could help revitalize his body. Because Sasuke trained every day, he retained the habit of using medical bandages.

In Wenwen's eyes, the loose fire rat fur coat around his waist had a certain air about it, the bandaged upper body gave Sasuke an unusual masculine feel, and the purple scarf wrapped around his neck added to his devilish charm.

"I feel like it's on the right track! Hey, Boss Wenwen, I'm off!"

Sasuke had just pushed open the door when a girl with wolf ears stood bewildered at the entrance to Aya's house/publishing house.

She is Inuzoku Momiji, nicknamed Momiji, and serves as the patrol captain of Yokai Mountain. She is a very popular girl on Yokai Mountain.

Its endearing features are its wolf ears and tail. It's a white wolf-tengu, and while quite meticulous at work, it's very gentle within its circle of close friends. In its spare time, it helps Wenwen with news reporting.

Sasuke rested his right hand on the front door, sizing up the wolf-eared girl in front of him.

A white top that exposes the armpits, and a red serrated skirt.

Seeing the tail wagging behind him, Sasuke, itching to grab it, provoked Momiji to bark loudly.

"Pervert! Pervert! You even electrocuted me! You huge pervert!"

"Can you generate electricity? You're not being seduced by my charm, are you?" Sasuke laughed coolly.

At this moment, Inuhachi Momiji's face turned completely red. She covered her tail and skirt with her hands and shouted in shame and anger into the house.

"H is no good! Lady Wenwen, you're in heat, you can't do this!"

"I'm only twelve years old, how could I do *that*? At most, I'd hug, kiss, and touch you." Sasuke answered without thinking.

"Holy crap, no, that's not right! I didn't do anything like that with Sasuke!"

Wenwen quickly ran out to clarify!

What a joke! After being called out by Hua Hua, Ji Haitang will surely seize the opportunity to give herself a gossip magazine article!

"He's wearing your breast wrap, Wenwen! Even though he's really handsome, this perverted little brother is only twelve years old. Wenwen, this is a crime! A crime! A crime! Impure!"