"What did you say?"

Tsunade frowned and narrowed her eyes. Is this guy crazy? He actually has to put his ear right in front of him? Who the hell wants to get close to a gay guy like you?

"Ah, that's true." Wu Yue suddenly realized that in her current state, how could the other party possibly listen to her? "In that case, I'll go myself." With a flicker, she suddenly disappeared.

Ok?

Tsunade's pupils contracted. Before she could take any defensive measures, the other person was already close to her side.

Damn, that speed... is beyond imagination! No, it even defies common sense! However, Tsunade is Tsunade after all. Even though she was extremely shocked and incredulous inside, her excellent combat skills allowed her to react instantly.

However, before she could make a move, the tall, thin Tang Ren suddenly spoke in her ear, "Then, is that cherry blossom mark on your chest still there?"

Swish.

Tsunade's expression suddenly turned to horror. Her face flushed crimson, and the markings on her body rapidly faded. She gasped, her face filled with shock. "You...it's you?"

That so-called cherry blossom mark wasn't a birthmark or beauty mark—something innate. It was imprinted on someone else's face. And that person, needless to say, was Mugetsu. It was from the night before Tsunade left, during that frenzied battle, that he used his mouth and teeth, along with a tiny bit of special chakra, to suck it in.

Of course, no one else could possibly know about this. It was a little secret shared only between the two of them.

"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. You are rewarded with Yin-Yang Release Chakra attribute. You will gain 50 days of cultivation in all aspects, which is equivalent to five years of the Dragon Clan's growth cycle."

Hearing the notification in her mind, Wuyue breathed a sigh of relief and smiled. "Hehe. Long time no see, teacher."

After a moment of stunned silence, Tsunade suddenly became angry and punched him hard in the chest. "You bastard!"

"what happened?"

"what happened?"

The interaction between the two left Kurenai and Shizune completely bewildered. What's going on? Lady Tsunade, what is she doing? Hmm, why does it look like she's being affectionate?

"Cough cough, it hurts so much." Wuyue said in a mocking manner, and with a thud, her body returned to its original form.

"No moon?"

"Wuyue-kun?"

Kurenai and Shizune instantly showed expressions of surprise and delight. They pounced on her quickly.

"Big sister, Jingyin." Wuyue reached out and hugged them both tightly, one on each side. "I missed you so much."

"I miss you too."

"Yeah, you idiot."

Looking at the two women nestled in his arms, Tsunade's eyes flashed with envy. But she quickly suppressed this emotion, adopting the demeanor of an elder. "You've certainly grown a lot taller in the two years since I last saw you. However, please explain why you played us."

Yes, yes.

"Exactly! Why pretend to be Tang Ren?"

Shizune and Kurenai immediately left Mugetsu's embrace, their faces pleading for an explanation.

"Ah, this." Wuyue gave an awkward smile.

To be honest, he didn't want to be so cheeky. But he had no choice; until the very end of the betting game, his body was under the system's control, and he was helpless. However, he couldn't tell the truth, so he could only force a laugh. "Actually, I just wanted to make a joke. Yeah, just a joke."

"...Heh, just kidding?" Tsunade's lips curled into a cold smile. Then, she reached out and placed her hands on Mugetsu's cheeks.

"Eh? Teacher, what are you doing? Ouch! Don't drill into my head, don't drill! It hurts, it hurts... Sister, help me!" Muyue turned to Yuhi Kurenai with pleading eyes, but the latter turned her face away, pretending not to see her.

Not only that, just as Shizune was about to plead for him, Kurenai grabbed her arm. "Ignore him, he brought this on himself. Who told him to lie to us?"

"Pfft! I was wrong, I know I was wrong," Wuyue sobbed, pleading. But in reality, he felt no pain; the beautiful teacher had been very careful. His feigned pitiful appearance was merely an attempt to show remorse.

"Huh? What did I just hear? The legendary Celestial Dragon has actually made a mistake?" Tsunade exclaimed in astonishment. "Impossible, absolutely impossible. Is he still the man who killed the Third Raikage amidst a massive army and single-handedly turned the Land of Water upside down? Obviously not."

puff!

Wuyue almost spat out a mouthful of soda, her face full of misery. "Teacher, why are you using that tone to mock me? Don't do that!"

"Taunt? I wouldn't dare. What if your harem comes and wipes me out?"

"Teacher, are you jealous?"

"Pah! Who would be jealous of you!"

"Ah, she's jealous after all. Actually, there aren't that many harems in a whole group." With that, the group, under Mugetsu's deliberate guidance, embarked on their journey back to Konoha.

281 Eternal Peace

"Oh? How many is that? A regiment or a platoon?" Tsunade pressed on with the question, determined to get to the bottom of it. "Hmph, that's impressive."

This girl, she previously said that since she chose such a man, she should be prepared for the consequences. Now, she's doing something that's clearly driven by jealousy. Typical woman. Such a fickle woman!

At this moment, Shizune and Kurenai seemed to have learned some important skills. Their eyes were secretly fixed on Tsunade, paying attention to her way of speaking and her every move.

"Ah, stop talking! I'm a womanizer, I've let my teacher down!" Wuyue raised her hand in surrender. "I'll admit my mistake, please stop talking."

"Just a self-criticism?" Tsunade was clearly dissatisfied with this explanation. But she didn't delve any further. "Forget it, I won't waste my breath on this nonsense. Tell me, why did you suddenly contact us this time? Is something wrong?" With her intelligence, she naturally realized that Mugetsu wasn't simply thinking about them. That guy was having a good time in Konoha.

"Uh, doesn't the teacher know yet?"

Wuyue paused slightly, a look of astonishment crossing his face. Then he realized that the other party had been in the Land of Hot Springs recently, a nearly isolated country that was indifferent to information about the ninja world and rarely discussed such matters. Therefore, it was normal that Tsunade hadn't received the news yet.

"What's wrong?" Tsunade realized the seriousness of the situation, her expression turning grave. She already had a premonition that this matter was far from simple.

"Yes. About a week ago, Konoha was attacked..." Mugetsu slowly recounted the story of how the Rain Ninja and the Iwa Ninja joined forces to attack Konoha.

Is that so?

"How could this be? The Hokage is dead in battle?"

"And Minato-senpai... he was such a good person."

Tsunade, Shizune, and Kurenai all wore expressions of shock, astonishment, and disbelief. They hadn't expected such a major event to occur during their few days in Yugakure.

"So, what do you want us to do back there?" Tsunade asked, taking a deep breath after calming down. "Attend a funeral? I'm not used to that kind of atmosphere."

"It wasn't a funeral. That's all over now." Wuyue shook her head and said, "Well, after our discussion, we've decided to have you go back to be Hokage."

"You guys?" Tsunade's lips twitched. "I remember you just said that the two Hokage advisors have already sacrificed themselves, right? Besides them, who else could have made such a decision?"

Wuyue scratched his head and said, "It's just me and Jiraiya-senpai."

"Yes, that makes sense." Tsunade nodded slightly and said, "Right now, you're the only ones in the village who have any influence. However, I refuse."

"Huh? Why?" Wuyue asked in surprise.

"No reason why." Tsunade turned her face away and said indifferently, "I'm just not interested in that position. I prefer to be a free person rather than the Hokage."

"I don't believe it." Wu Yue's expression turned serious, and she shook her head earnestly.

Although the other party was being stubborn, Wuyue knew that she wasn't as indifferent to Konoha as she thought. Or rather, although she said she didn't care, could she really abandon the village that her grandfather founded, her great-uncle promoted, and her teacher inherited?

Impossible! Besides, Wuyue's greatest advantage is himself. "I need you to become Hokage."

"You?" Tsunade turned her head and stared at him intently. "What do you mean?"

Wuyue was about to say, "Only if you become Hokage can I finally relax and have some peace of mind." But before he could finish speaking, he suddenly lost control of his body... "I have a plan. It can only be implemented if you become Hokage." The dog system controlling his body suddenly said this.

"Oh?" Tsunade raised an eyebrow and said, "What plan? Tell me about it."

Wow, don't talk nonsense! Thank you for your help!

Wu Yue shouted in his heart, and then said aloud, "I want world peace."

puff.

Mugetsu cursed inwardly, Tsunade cursed, Shizune and Kurenai cursed, and even the short, fat soup ninja who had been standing by, seemingly lost in thought, cursed as well.

World peace?! What a joke! Please, take a good look at yourself, you're a psychopath! Talking about something as stupid as world peace!

Tsunade and the others were internally ranting, but on the surface they all looked at Muyue with a "you're kidding me" expression.

“Yes, you heard me right.” Wuyue seemed oblivious to this realization, speaking earnestly. “The war in this ninja world has lasted too long. I have felt the suffering of the people and experienced the bitterness of human existence. Therefore, I want to break this deadlock directly! To create a happy, harmonious, and peaceful world! But to achieve this, I alone cannot do it! Tsuna, I need your help.”

Xiao, Xiao Gang? What kind of weird way of addressing someone is that?! And you... why are you suddenly saying such serious and earnest things? It's not like you at all!

Wu Yue suddenly felt very strange at this moment and wanted to pry open the system to see what kind of crap was inside.

"Are you serious?" Tsunade was also taken aback by him at this moment, looking at him with a strange gaze.

“Of course, just as earnestly as I love you,” Wuyue replied.

282 Job Preparation

"What, what did you say?" Tsunade's eyes widened, her face showing disbelief.

The same was true for Shizune and Kurenai. Even the short, chubby male ninja was no exception. However, along with their disbelief, a clear hint of jealousy and envy flashed across their faces. This guy hadn't even said those three words to them yet! How annoying!

"Uh, do I have to say it again?" Wuyue spread her hands and shook her head helplessly. "What a sweetheart who loves to be pampered. Okay, okay, I love you. Alright?"

puff.

The girls spat out another mouthful of soda. They stared at Wuyue as if she were a monster. What was with that doting tone? It completely shattered your image, you bastard!

Tsunade bluntly asked, "Mugetsu, have you suffered some kind of injury?"

"Yes, it's heartbreaking." Wuyue wasn't embarrassed at all. Clutching her chest, she said, "It's been two years since I've seen Xiaogang, since I could fall asleep in your warm, soft embrace, since I could taste the pleasure of your body. My heart aches so much, it really aches so much..."

"Shut up!"

Bang!

He had barely finished speaking when he received a heavy blow to the head. Of course, the system had already granted Wuyue control beforehand. So, he was essentially beaten for nothing.

Moreover, given Tsunade's anger and embarrassment, the blow was clearly not light. Even with Mugetsu's physique, she was momentarily stunned and took two steps back.

"You, you idiot! What are you saying?!" Tsunade exclaimed, her face flushed. It was too blatant, you idiot! Even she had her pride. Especially in front of this group of juniors.

"Ah, that." Wuyue also felt a headache coming on and quickly tried to salvage the situation. "Actually, I was just talking nonsense. Forget about it."

"Huh? Nonsense?" His words only fueled Tsunade's anger. What the hell did he mean? Were all those sweet words he just said just to fool me? This was unacceptable!

Oops, I said the wrong thing.

^

Seeing her expression, Wuyue immediately sensed something was wrong. This was worse than trying to salvage the situation; it only made things worse. "Ahem, I misspoke just now. Actually, I couldn't help myself. Yes, I couldn't help myself. Please forgive me."

"Hmph." Tsunade's expression softened slightly, and her gaze shifted back to the short, stout soup ninja. "Speaking of which, you still haven't told me who this guy is?"

Uh.

Wuyue was taken aback. Before he could even introduce himself, the short, stout soup ninja had already changed his voice. "It's me, Tsunade-sensei." A puff of smoke burst out, and he transformed into a red-haired beauty.

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