First, thank you for your mercy. Let me pluck your toes as a return gift!
Second, don't give me any face! Treat me like your personal toy, and feel free to abuse and torment me!
Third, don't think I'll be grateful! Let me tell you, I will never submit to your big breasts!
You fucking...
Wu Yue felt a mouthful of blood rush to her head. Unbelievable! This damn system would resort to such dirty tricks! It wouldn't stop until it had completely destroyed her!
"Why are you still squatting on the ground? Get up right now!"
Tsunade, unaware of the suffering the other was enduring, continued, "I've already informed Shikaku and the others using my ninja hawks. Our troops will assemble at the passageway south of Amegakure tomorrow morning. We'll storm the Sand Village headquarters that night. Do you have anything to add?"
"No, no." Wuyue shook her head first, then said, "Thank you for showing mercy... Please, please let me lick your toes as a return gift."
creak.
The sound of Tsunade clenching her fist suddenly rang out.
She exuded black energy and coldly stared at Wuyue, saying, "It seems you, this incorrigible fellow, are truly beyond saving. You might as well be annihilated..."
"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. Reward: Super Diva Talent, enhanced vocal appeal." Along with the system notification, Tsunade's increasingly larger iron fist was reflected in Wuyue's pupils.
063 Break in! Break in!
(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)
The land of wind, where sandstorms rage.
Under the bright moonlight, a force of a thousand men resembled a winding black dragon, rapidly advancing towards the headquarters of the Sand Ninja.
"Lady Tsunade, there is a Sand Village outpost four thousand meters ahead," said the sensory ninja who was scouting ahead.
"How many people?" Tsunade asked calmly.
"No more than twenty people."
"Yes, let's finish this quickly."
"Yes!" Dozens of ninjas, who were at the forefront of the assault force, nodded in unison and rushed towards the sentry post like black streaks of light.
It was less of a battle and more of a silent assassination.
Faced with the most elite assault force on the western front of Konoha, these Sand Ninja defenders didn't even have time to utter a single scream before their souls were sent to heaven.
"move on."
After quickly ending the battle, Tsunade waved her hand, and the team set off again.
This was just a minor incident; for the entire assault force, such a small outpost was hardly even an appetizer.
Guided by the Sand Ninja's defense map and with the elite vanguard clearing the way, the entire team penetrated into the heart of the Sand Ninja headquarters with almost no obstacles.
A huge camp appeared before them, brightly lit.
Neatly dressed Sand Ninja patrolled the gate, and at each of the eight corners of the stronghold stood a wooden tower. On the towers, one could vaguely see many guards maintaining vigilance.
“This is the Sand Village’s headquarters.” Nara Shikaku rubbed his chin and said, “Even in times like this, the defensive strength doesn’t seem to have weakened at all.”
"So, we have no choice but to force our way in?" Tsunade nodded in agreement. "In any case, as long as we succeed in this raid, the Sand Village's original plans will definitely be disrupted. This will also greatly benefit our situation."
“Yes, it can effectively demoralize them,” Nara Shikaku added. “However, if we go all out like this, our casualties will probably be quite high as well.”
"This is war." A hint of sadness flashed in Tsunade's eyes. "That's why I hate war."
Nara Shikaku fell silent for a moment. To be honest, he also hated war. But for the sake of the village, he had no choice but to fight.
In no time, Tsunade composed herself and said seriously, "I'll take care of the backup. The rest of the command operation is in your hands."
"Yes." Nara Shikaku nodded. He knew very well that this commander-in-chief was not suitable for frontline combat due to his hemophobia.
"And another thing..." Tsunade sighed and said, "My disciple will also be traveling with you to help me take good care of him."
disciple?
Nara Shikaku couldn't help but picture a cute little boy begging Tsunade for kisses, hugs, and to be lifted up high.
Indeed, he had heard Tsunade say before that the child was quite strong. Moreover, he had gone out on a mission alone and brought back the intelligence from the "secret order." Clearly, he was quite capable.
But having seen that image, Shikaku couldn't imagine the other person fighting on the battlefield. Could those delicate flowers, nurtured in a greenhouse, really fight such a tough battle?!
Forget it, I don't expect him to kill the enemy. As long as he knows how to protect himself, that should be enough, right?
Thinking this to himself, Nara Shikaku couldn't help but ask, "Um, Lady Tsunade... where is your disciple now?"
"They're with that squad on the right." Tsunade glanced towards where Mugetsu was, but didn't spot the familiar figure. "Huh? Where did they go?"
……
……
……
In a secluded grove to the side where the Konoha assault team was located, Mugetsu was caught in a dilemma.
Just now, he received another ridiculous task from the system, also with three options. But compared to the difficult choices he had faced before, this one was clearly more perverse and insane.
First, dress in women's clothing and come to the gate of the Sunagakure headquarters. Play a song called "Gokuraku Jodo" for them so that their departed souls may find peace.
Second, rush cleanly into the Sand Ninja camp, spread your buttocks, and beg them to penetrate your anus.
Third, on the front lines of battle, take out "Ojinjin" and use the "urine escape technique" on the Sand Ninja headquarters to let them know your strength and bravery.
How the hell is he supposed to choose?! Either option is enough to ruin his reputation! He'll be so humiliated he'll be disgraced beyond the village!
At that time, everyone present will remember him forever! What made him famous was not his unparalleled bravery or his indomitable spirit... but rather, his extraordinary and perverse behavior!
Everyone else has prestigious titles like Konoha's White Fang, the Legendary Sannin, the Yellow Flash, and the Hero of the Ninja, but he's about to become Konoha's Greatest Change!
Yes, is there any way to resolve this?
Wuyue racked his brains, pondering deeply, when suddenly a thought struck him. He remembered that when he had petted Little Southern Europe and Pi before, the system had rewarded him with a "Fantasy Transformation" skill!
Although he was very reluctant to become a little girl again, at this point, he couldn't care less about that.
064 Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss
After an unknown amount of time, Muzuki, now in the form of a young girl with long, light blue hair, finally emerged from the forest. She was wearing a dark red yukata with floral watermarks. This was a gift she received not long ago after making an option with the sharp-tongued woman from the Hyuga clan.
Whether it was some damn system that foresaw this day or not, the size of this yukata was perfect, as if it were tailor-made for her current childlike body.
"In that case..."
Mugetsu glanced at her yukata and muttered to herself, "I hope I won't be recognized. But making a fool of myself in front of so many people... it's really embarrassing!" She let out a mournful cry like a small animal and ran towards the Sand Ninja's camp.
The hiding place of the Konoha assault team.
Tsunade frowned and looked around. "Damn it! Where did that little brat run off to again?!"
"Lady Tsunade, it's almost time."
Nara Shikaku understood the other's anxiety, but compared to finding the child, the important matter at hand was more crucial. So, he looked towards the Sand Village camp and began, "Should we..." He abruptly stopped, a look of surprise and astonishment crossing his face.
"Then, what's going on? Where did that girl come from?"
"What girl?" Tsunade was taken aback by his nonsensical question and followed his gaze.
Before the gate of the Sand Ninja camp, a petite figure dressed in a dark red yukata appeared. She tiptoed towards the Sand Ninja headquarters.
By the firelight, Tsunade could clearly see that the little girl's profile was incredibly cute. Large eyes, thin eyebrows, and flowing, light blue hair gave her an ethereal beauty under the moonlight.
But for some reason, she felt an unusual familiarity with this girl, as if she were a close friend or confidante she spent every day with.
"stop!"
Who are you?
The little girl stopped at the entrance of the Sand Ninja camp, and the Sand Ninja patrol team obviously noticed her arrival and surrounded her.
Even from a distance, Tsunade could decipher the Sand Village ninja's questions from their lip movements. She couldn't help but feel a pang of worry for the young girl. Rushing into the front-line camp so rashly, even as a fellow Sand Village resident, she probably couldn't escape being slaughtered.
However, the next moment, something completely unexpected happened to Tsunade and everyone present.
Suddenly, the little girl in the dark red yukata raised her right arm and struck a pose that no one had ever seen before, in an extremely strange manner.
Is this some kind of Indian style?
Everyone couldn't help but have this thought. Just then, rhythmic and dynamic notes floated from the little girl's lips: "When the bright moon rises, light the red lanterns..."
The singing, combined with the unique and alluring dance steps, seemed to possess some kind of magic, causing people to involuntarily relax their minds and become completely immersed in it. The Sand Ninja who were surrounding the little girl and preparing to attack also stopped at this moment, their eyes gradually becoming glazed over.
Not to mention them, even the Konoha assault troops hiding in the shadows on the other side were drawn to the music, their faces filled with intoxication.
Ahhh! I sang it! I actually sang it! I want to die, I want to die so badly! You bastards, what are you looking at?! Stop looking at me like that! Waaaaah, I'm a guy!
The gazes of these people made Wuyue feel extremely ashamed and embarrassed, as if he were being stared at by countless gay men, making his hair stand on end. But before the system notification sounded, he could only suppress the nausea rising in his heart and continue his performance.
This is... an illusion?!
After a moment of distraction, Tsunade quickly realized what was happening. No, this wasn't a genjutsu! It was infectious energy! This little girl's singing had acquired a captivating power that drew people in, like a form of spiritual suggestion!
very scary!
This is something far more destructive than ordinary illusions. If you get lost in this kind of singing for too long, you might become the opponent's puppet!
Tsunade glanced at her own team, a hint of seriousness creeping into her expression... Her gaze then fell upon a little girl dancing gracefully like a butterfly.
Who exactly is she? Is she friend or foe?!
These two crucial questions lingered in Tsunade's mind, causing her to hesitate as she had initially planned to issue the attack order directly.
"Let us immediately journey to the Pure Land of Bliss, singing and chanting, following our true hearts!"
The singing continued, and the little girl who had been facing away from the people of Konoha turned around in a very elegant manner as she danced.
The dark red yukata fluttered in the air like angel wings, and her delicate, tender face gave people a holy, inviolable, and unassailable impression under the moonlight.
sluggish.
The moment Tsunade saw the girl's full appearance, her eyes widened in shock, and an expression of disbelief and astonishment appeared on her face.
It wasn't because of the girl's angelic appearance, but because there was a dark blue bruise, shaped like a spark, between her eyebrows—exactly the same one she had left on her disciple's head the day before yesterday! Back then, Tsunade had even teased her, saying she had left him with a birthmark he would never forget!
How could such bruises appear on this little girl's body?! This is clearly not a coincidence! There's no such thing as a coincidence with such identical details in this world; it simply doesn't make sense!
Furthermore, with her disciple nowhere to be found and the girl appearing out of nowhere in front of the Sand Village camp... all these signs made Tsunade instantly realize that this girl was her disciple—Yuhi Mugetsu!
(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)
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