"Oh?" Tsunade narrowed her eyes and said calmly, "More beautiful than that Soul Diva?"
hum.
Wuyue's heart skipped a beat. Why would she bring up her loli identity at this moment?! Could it be...? Her thoughts abruptly stopped there.
Swish.
Wuyue felt a chill down his groin as Tsunade roughly ripped off his waistband, leaving him completely naked in front of the beautiful teacher.
incredible.
He clearly did not expect that this respected and beautiful teacher would commit such a shameless act of sneak attack on him; it was simply a moral depravity!
"Lady Tsunade, this document..." Just then, a female ninja, seemingly having something urgent to discuss, entered the tent and witnessed the entire scene. "Excuse me! Sorry to bother you!" She hurriedly dropped the document and turned to leave.
Swish.
Instantly, Wuyue's cheeks flushed red, and she quickly covered her lower body with her hands. "Teacher, what are you doing! No, don't look!"
"It's just a little guy, what's so interesting about him?" Tsunade muttered as she stood up and turned her head away. An unnatural blush flashed across her cheeks. "However, I can confirm that you are indeed male."
"What do you mean 'definitely male'?" Wuyue pulled up her pants and complained, "You can tell at a glance, right?"
“That was indeed the case originally.” Tsunade turned around again and stared at him quietly. “But after what happened the day before yesterday, I have my doubts.”
"Teacher... what does this mean?" Wuyue had a very bad feeling.
"What do you think, Soul Diva?" Tsunade's lips curled into a smile, her eyes playful. "I never imagined you had such talent. When you dress up as a girl, there's almost no flaw."
hiss.
Wuyue gasped, his secret exposed, plunging him into an abyss of despair. "No, what soul singer… I'm not, I don't know who that is!"
"Hmph, is that so?" Tsunade raised her arms and wrapped them around her chest. Under such pressure, the soft flesh in a certain place seemed like two mischievous little rabbits, about to jump out of her clothes.
However, Wuyue had no time to appreciate anything at this moment; she was consumed by self-loathing. She'd been discovered! She'd really been discovered! It's over, I can't face anyone now… I want to die!
Make your choice, dear host.
First, pinch Tsunade's soft flesh hard, then turn and run away.
Second, pounce on Tsunade and tear off her clothes to avenge the arrow you just shot!
Third, use "Imagination Transformation" in front of Tsunade and confess your feelings to her in the form of a loli.
072 Meeting Again, A Terrible Greeting
(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)
Ha ha.
At this moment, Wuyue didn't even have the slightest desire to complain.
First, his own teacher pulled down his pants, making him a glorious bird-walking hero; then his identity was exposed. Just imagine the scene of him wearing a yukata and singing and dancing in public being recognized, it's simply utterly hopeless!
So much so that he felt absolutely no emotional reaction when faced with these three options. Even the option of "becoming a loli and confessing to Tsunade" didn't seem like a big deal to him.
It doesn't matter anymore. I'll just choose the third one.
Thinking this, Wuyue looked up and suddenly saw Tsunade's ambiguous smile. This stirred an extreme sense of displeasure within him. It was all her fault! She was the one who caused it all, yet she was smiling so happily!
Revenge! We must get revenge!
Deep resentment began to twist Wuyue's heart. With a light tap of her toes, her body suddenly vanished from the spot.
Hmm, 543?
Tsunade's expression changed, and before she could speak, she felt her private parts being pinched hard.
Shock and fury!
Tsunade, gritting her teeth, was about to retaliate when Wuyue's figure suddenly darted out of the tent. His speed was so fast that he appeared as a streak of white light to Tsunade.
That bastard!
Tsunade was furious but had no way to vent her anger, so she smashed the table next to her with a loud bang.
But at that moment, Mugetsu's figure returned again, leaving behind the words, "Tsunade-sensei, we're even now." Without waiting for a response, she used Shunpo and disappeared once more.
"Nothing to owe each other?" After a moment of stunned silence, Tsunade turned around and said in a voice only she could hear, "It's not that easy!"
……
……
call.
Wuyue, who had run far out of the tent, glanced behind her and, seeing that no one seemed to be chasing her, breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. You will be rewarded with twenty days of cultivation and two years of dragon growth cycle."
Hearing the notification sound in her mind, Wu Yue felt refreshed, whether it was because her revenge had come, or for some other reason that men could understand. The gloom in her chest was swept away.
Wow, it's huge! Even through the clothes, he could feel its fullness! It's terrifying, how did it grow like that! This is simply against all reason!
As he sighed, he suddenly felt a tremor in his right hand, accompanied by a clear buzzing sound. Looking down, he saw that the sound was coming from the ring on his left middle finger. Yes, it was the contract ring that matched Xiao Nan's.
A wisp of chakra was channeled into the ring, and Konan's voice immediately came through. "Mugetsu-chan, are you busy?"
Wuyue initially thought it was just a voice email, but after using it twice, she realized that it was more like a low-end version of WeChat or a similar chat tool, only the lack of video functionality was a bit of a shame.
"No, Sister Xiaonan. I'm very free right now. Also, please don't call me 'jiang'... everyone says I'm a guy."
Not long after the message was sent out, Konan's voice rang out again. "Yes, yes, I understand, Muzuki-chan. My older sister contacted you a few days ago because she has something important to ask you."
"Sister Xiao Nan, please don't be so polite. Just let me know if you can help."
"Wow, Muzuki-chan really has the air of an older brother! Even though she's cuter than her older sister!"
"I always say don't use 'cute' to describe a boy, it's really weird! Anyway, let's get down to business."
"Well, it's like this... My companions and I want to create a brand new organization that can bring peace and hope to our country. But we can't think of a catchy name. Can you help us?"
Upon hearing this, Wuyue paused slightly, a complex expression flashing in her eyes. Had it finally come to this?
With a sigh, Wuyue whispered to the ring, "Let's use Xiao. Dawn breaks, let's welcome a brand new beginning."
"Wow! Muzuki-chan is amazing, you thought of that so quickly! I'll go talk to them first, and we'll chat later."
Hearing the other person's gentle, cheerful tone, Wuyue clenched her fists. No matter what happens in the future, I won't let you repeat the same mistakes, Sister Xiaonan!
Having made this vow in his heart, Wuyue was about to turn back to his tent when two familiar voices suddenly called out to him. "Wuyue!" "Wuyue, classmate!"
"Sister, Shizune?" Wuyue's face lit up with surprise.
Come to think of it, he hadn't seen the two women for almost two months. Tsunade had said they were sent to the surrounding areas for defensive duties, so were they brought back?
"Haven't seen you for two months, have you missed your sister?"
"It seems that Wuyue has grown taller again, and she's also gotten a little fairer."
Seeing the excitement and joy in the eyes of the two women before her, Wuyue felt a surge of emotion. She longed to hold them in her arms and whisper her feelings of longing.
But a certain ridiculous system seemed to think that this was too innocent and did not conform to the concept of perversion and weirdness, so it suddenly emerged.
Make your choice, dear host.
First, he forcibly kissed his older sister and put his hand inside her suspenders!
Second, he forcefully kissed her to silence her and then reached his hand inside her panties!
Third, he forcefully kissed his older sister and Jingyin, and shouted: "My life has been worth it!"
073 Exceptional promotion, the youngest Jonin ever!
(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)
Why? This is supposed to be a heartwarming scene of a long-awaited reunion, so why did I have to do something so heinous?
Wu Yue felt a pang of pain in her heart and said with a mournful face, "I'm sorry, both of you."
"what happened?"
"Why the long face?"
The two women quickly stepped forward and asked with concern.
"Because I'm going to do something really outrageous next, I'm sorry!" As she spoke, Wuyue suddenly hugged Jingyin's waist and kissed her on the cheek.
Well.
Kato Shizune was completely dumbfounded, even forgetting to resist for a moment. Yuhi Kurenai's eyes widened in disbelief as she stammered, "You, you guys..."
Before she could finish speaking, Wuyue had already released the mute and used the same action on her older sister.
After their lips parted, amidst the increasingly embarrassed and annoyed looks of the two women, Wuyue cried out to the heavens, "I, I've lived a life... worthwhile!"
This shameless behavior, which was clearly outrageous, immediately ignited the anger in the two women's hearts. "Damn it, your condition has worsened again! You need to get proper treatment!" "Wuyue-kun, you pervert!" Swish swish swish, one after another, kunai and shuriken were thrown at him in an instant.
"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. You will be rewarded with ten days of cultivation and one year of dragon growth cycle."
Wuyue was busy dodging left and right, completely ignoring the system notifications. At the same time, she kept explaining, "Listen to me, I really didn't mean to! I didn't actually want to kiss you!"
"Shut up, there's no point in saying more!"
"You should just die!"
To the two women, this explanation sounded more like malicious mockery. What did he mean by saying he didn't want to kiss them? Taking advantage of them and then saying such things—that's just the behavior of a scumbag!
Enraged, the two women intensified their attacks, even resorting to ninjutsu!
Boom!
A loud bang.
A blazing fireball exploded near Wuyue's legs, causing him to involuntarily pull his feet back. Before he could recover, two more wind blades flew past his scalp.
They've become so proficient in using various ninjutsu; Kurenai and Shizune's strength has improved by leaps and bounds in the past two months.
Although these were nothing more than child's play to Wuyue, in order to appease the two women's anger, he had no choice but to pretend to be terrified and turn and run away without any hesitation.
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"stop!"
"Let's see where you can run to!"
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