"Oh, it's Chairman Chiang." Wuyue turned her head and smiled, "Out for a stroll so late?"
Your Excellency, what country's dialect are you speaking?
Hiruzen Sarutobi's lips twitched twice. He said, "Don't try to change things up, Jonin Yuhi Mugetsu. Tell me, why are you here?"
"Because this old man gave me a gift." Wuyue glanced at Danzo and said, "I'm the kind of person who always repays kindness tenfold, so I've come to return the favor."
Hiruzen Sarutobi remained silent.
He had actually known about the conflict between Mugetsu and Danzo for several hours. It was one of the parties involved, Rina Sawashiro, who had personally described the whole process to him. Knowing all this, Hiruzen Sarutobi was actually very conflicted.
On one side is his grand-disciple, Konoha's most promising ninja, and on the other side is his old comrade-in-arms with whom he has fought side by side for decades and developed a strong bond. Which one is more important to him is a difficult choice.
However, considering that Danzo was the instigator of this matter, he turned a blind eye to Mugetsu's retaliatory actions and only arrived slowly now.
But to Hiruzen Sarutobi's utter surprise, the way and manner of this revenge were utterly incomprehensible! What kind of gift is this?! This kind of gift is terrifying; it would have been easier to just cut off his arms and legs!
cough cough.
With these thoughts flashing through his mind, Hiruzen Sarutobi coughed twice. He deliberately put on a stern face and said, "Giving a gift? Is this how you give a gift? Release him now!"
"Oh." Wuyue nodded and let go of her hand.
pat.
Danzo lost his balance and fell backward to the ground. He glared resentfully at Mugetsu before turning his gaze to Hiruzen Sarutobi. His face was filled with gloom.
"Are you alright?" Hiruzen Sarutobi glanced sideways, not daring to look at his old buddy, afraid he would burst out laughing.
"I don't need you to worry about this!" Despite feeling like every part of his body was falling apart, Danzo still spoke with a firm attitude. "This matter will not end here!" As he spoke, the huge engorged penis on his face twitched, making it almost unbearable to look at.
"Hmm, it's good that you're alright." Hiruzen Sarutobi ignored his threat, only glancing at him before quickly turning away. He said, feigning seriousness, "Jonin Yuhi Mugetsu, do you know the crimes you've committed?! This is the Anbu training ground, a forbidden area of Konoha! Who gave you the right to trespass here without prior notification?"
"Huh? Is this a forbidden area of Konoha?" Wuyue scratched his head, looking completely bewildered... "Sorry, sorry, I didn't know. I just heard that this old man works here, so I came in. The two guys at the door were drunk and didn't even say hello to me."
Damn, you're talking like it's the truth! Such amazing acting skills at such a young age? He could be an adult film actor, seriously!
While inwardly grumbling, Hiruzen Sarutobi remained outwardly calm and said indifferently, "Even if it was an unintentional mistake, mistakes must be punished! From today onwards, your position in the Anbu is revoked. You will remain in the village on standby for the time being."
"Yes." Wuyue nodded. She was very humble and showed no dissatisfaction.
Danzo was furious at the sight of these two putting on an act in front of him. This was hardly a punishment! It was more like giving them a day off!
asshole!
Those two bastards! They absolutely must be killed!
Just as anger surged within her, reaching her very core, a voice suddenly came from outside the door. "Excuse me, Lady Kushina. You cannot enter!"
"Why not? I'm here to see my brother 2.8!" Kushina shouted angrily, blocked at the door. "Get out of my way!" Without hesitation, she pushed aside the person blocking her way and walked straight into the hall.
Trouble! Another super troublesome person has arrived!
Hiruzen Sarutobi's beard twitched violently, his gaze fixed on Mugetsu with resentment. The implication was clear: You brought her here, you deal with her.
Wuyue was also surprised to see this young lady, and a wave of emotion washed over her. She stepped forward to greet her, but before she could speak, a notification sounded in her mind.
144. Why are there mushrooms on his face?
Make your choice, dear host.
First, hug Kushina and rub against her breasts and buttocks.
Second, loudly reveal the secret of Kushina's birthmark.
Third, in front of Kushina, he hugged and kissed Hiruzen Sarutobi.
Holy crap!
Wu Yue stood frozen in place, trembling all over, a bead of cold sweat beading on his forehead. However, his mind still started working unconsciously, quickly analyzing which option was more feasible.
First of all, the third point was immediately eliminated. He's not gay and has absolutely no interest in kissing men. Besides, the other person is an older man!
The second option should absolutely not be selected either.
After all, the location of that birthmark was far too subtle. If Wuyue hadn't been so sharp-eyed, she might not have even noticed it. If it were revealed, it would confirm his voyeuristic crimes! And if it were said in public, it would be even worse! He would definitely die! And he might even be dismembered!
Thinking about it that way, only the first option remains.
Although I felt very averse to taking advantage of others, I had no choice but to do it for the sake of the mission.
However, even if her body did bad things, Wuyue still felt that she was a good person... As long as her heart remained kind and pure, she would never be tainted by filth!
Trying to comfort himself, Wuyue forced a smile and opened his arms. "Miss, what brings you here?" He hugged Kushina's waist and pressed his head against her chest.
The entire movement was incredibly fluid and graceful. His facial expression was also spot-on, devoid of any lewdness or vulgarity, only a gentle warmth, like a genuine sibling embrace. Well, if you ignored Wuyue's restless head rubbing back and forth, it would probably look even more natural.
"Mugetsu, you..." Kushina was caught off guard by his actions. After she came to her senses, a strange sensation suddenly ran through her chest. This feeling was very strange, unlike anything she had ever experienced before, like a tingling electric shock.
The girl's pretty face involuntarily flushed red; she felt that the way the two of them were currently in the relationship was very wrong.
Seeing Hiruzen Sarutobi's envious and drooling eyes, she suddenly realized that this little rascal... could he be taking advantage of her?
Damn it!
Who gave him the audacity?!
His expression gradually turned to shame and anger. Just as Kushina was about to make a move, a notification sounded in Wuyue's mind indicating that the option had been completed. "Congratulations, host, for completing the option. Reward: 20 days of cultivation points and two years of dragon growth cycle." This finally stopped him in his tracks.
"Sorry, Miss." Seeing the other person's darkened expression, Wuyue didn't hesitate at all and decisively abandoned her dignity to act cute, saying, "I missed you so much that I couldn't control myself for a moment."
"Really, you missed me?" The gloom that had been hanging over Kushina's face vanished instantly. A hint of joy flashed in her eyes.
Since recognizing Wuyue as her younger brother, she has genuinely treated him as family, without reservation. That's why she was so happy to hear his words of longing for her, to the point that she overlooked his earlier offense.
It's quite tragic, really. For Kushina, Konoha was like a cage. Because of her status as the Nine-Tails' Jinchuriki, she was trapped inside, unable to go out and see the outside world.
Although most people treated her with great respect, and the Hokage showed her great care, Kushina remained lonely at heart. She had no family, very few true friends, and only Minato Namikaze, her lover, was someone she cared about.
That's why Wuyue was able to enter her heart so easily and occupy an important place in her heart.
Of course, despite her joy, Kushina still looked somewhat suspicious, frowning as she asked, "If you missed me, why didn't you tell me as soon as you got back? Also, why did you come here? You were fighting with someone just now, weren't you? What happened?"
Uh.
Hearing the barrage of questions, Mugetsu was immediately overwhelmed and turned to Hiruzen Sarutobi with pleading eyes. The latter, however, acted as if he hadn't seen her at all, glancing sideways upwards as if there was some wonderful scenery there.
Damn it! What an unreliable teammate! He cowers at the first sign of trouble!
Wuyue inwardly scorned him, but forced a smile and replied, "No, it's not a battle. Actually, we're just sparring. Chairman... the Hokage is the referee, right?"
I really underestimated this kid; he's a master of lies.
Hiruzen Sarutobi gave Mugetsu a meaningful look and nodded, saying, "That's right. There's no fighting here. We're just conducting a secret training session for Mugetsu."
"Since it's training, is it necessary to make it so exaggerated?" Kushina asked again, looking at the dilapidated surroundings.
"Because it's a practical test exercise, we need to understand this kid's destructive power of 863..." Hiruzen Sarutobi boasted without changing his expression.
That's some serious old fox! His ability to lie so effortlessly is truly admirable! I'm impressed!
Muyue was filled with admiration and secretly gave Hiruzen Sarutobi a thumbs up.
"I see."
Kushina seemed to finally relax, her gaze suddenly falling on Danzo lying there, seemingly dead. "This person... is he injured? Huh? Why is there a mushroom drawn on his face? That's strange. Are those spores next to the mushroom?"
Puff, puff, puff.
Mugetsu, Hiruzen Sarutobi, and all the members of the Anbu were all furious, taking Kushina's innocence and purity to an unprecedented level.
What the hell are these mushrooms and spores... Girl, you're living with your boyfriend and you still haven't seen his 'oinkins'?! Okay, even if you haven't seen them in person, there must be some mention of them in books and paintings!
How can you be so completely ignorant about such an obvious male organ?! Just how innocent do you want to be?!
(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)
145 Kushina, startled
"Mugetsu." Stepping out of Root's underground hall, Kushina suddenly turned her head, frowned, and asked, "Did I just say something wrong? I feel like the Hokage's gaze towards me is a bit strange?"
"That's a difficult question to answer," Wuyue said carefully, "You'll find out eventually, Miss."
"Huh? What do you mean by 'later'?" Kushina immediately showed her displeasure, pinching Mugetsu's cheeks with both hands and pulling them apart forcefully. "You... what are you trying to hide from me?!"
"Ugh, ugh... It's going to deform, my face is going to deform!" Wuyue cried out in pain, saying intermittently, "It's not that I don't want to shrink back, it's that I can't bring myself to say it."
"Hmm? What can't you say?" Kushina persisted. "Now that you've brought it up, I'm even more eager to know! Tell me now!" As she spoke, she gradually increased the pressure on her hand.
No! I can't say it! If I do, the girl won't be pure anymore!
Such thoughts arose in Wuyue's mind.
Just when he was "suffering greatly," a certain lousy system seemed to want to break down his inner pride and decisively jumped out to join the group.
Make your choice, dear host.
First, tell Kushina the truth: the mark on Danzo's face is Okinojin, and declare that it is your masterpiece.
Second, take out your big penis and use the real thing to make Kushina understand how ignorant she is!
Third, he used a magic paintbrush that never fades to draw gold on Kushina's breasts and nipples, and then instigated her to show it to Minato Namikaze.
Fuck your sister!
Wuyue was at a loss for words; every option was enough to put him in a deadly situation! Especially the third one—what the hell? Was that some NTR scene from an anime?! Seriously, why did it have to be so bizarre?!
Sighing inwardly, Wuyue suddenly felt the pulling force on her cheeks had reached its limit. Although she didn't feel any pain, she at least had to pretend. "Ahhh, stop pinching! Stop pinching! I'll pull away, I'll pull away! Um, actually... they think you're too innocent, Miss."
"Ok?"
"That's right, that's what you saw. There's no mushroom on that person's face at all."
"what is that?"
"Yes, yes... Oujinjin."
"What did you say?"
"Oh, it's a man's important part! Its function is reproduction and mating! By the way, that on his face is drawn on by me." Wuyue closed her eyes, trying to suppress her shame and embarrassment, and said, "It's a man's important part! Its function is reproduction and mating! By the way, that on his face is drawn on by me."
"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. You will be rewarded with twenty days of cultivation and two years of dragon growth cycle."
The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.
Mugetsu slightly opened her eyes and saw Kushina's rapidly flushed cheeks and violently trembling body. Oh no! This situation is really bad!
"Miss, Miss?" Wuyue asked tentatively.
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