Wuyue stood frozen in place, her lips twitching violently. Damn it, not a single one of these three options was even remotely acceptable.
The last one was definitely a no-brainer; there was no doubt about it. After hesitating for a moment between the first and second choices, Wuyue decisively chose the second one.
The idea of a war in the ward is just... too hard to accept! And most importantly, he's simply not old enough!
Having made her choice, Wuyue looked at the girl opposite her and hesitantly said, "Senior, could you please help me with... the chamber pot?"
Damn! It's so embarrassing! Making a girl hold a urinal... what a joke!
182 Awkward Scene
"Yes, that's fine."
Yui didn't hesitate for a moment, or rather, she was quite happy to do it. She bent down and retrieved the patient's urinal from under the bed. She presented it to Mugetsu with both hands.
"Um, could you look at me?" Wuyue forced out the question, not daring to meet the other person's crimson eyes. She felt as if she would be seen through in an instant.
"Looking at you?" Yui tilted her head in confusion.
"Yes, yes." Wuyue's face flushed crimson. A steel blade called shame pierced his heart relentlessly. "I hope you can look at me..."
Ugh! I actually said it! How perverted! Making that girl look at my...it's absolutely inhuman! What a beast!
Yui was taken aback by his words and remained silent for a while before seemingly realizing what he meant and saying, "Okay. If it's what Muzuki-kun wants, I can." Without asking for reasons or saying anything unnecessary, she readily agreed.
Don't do this... Your quick agreement makes me feel even more guilty!
At this moment, Wuyue really wanted to cover her face.
However, in order to complete the task, he suppressed his discomfort and slowly stood up.
Well.
Yui stood there, holding the chamber pot, staring intently at him. Her expression remained aloof, her crimson eyes unblinking.
Wuyue looked at the other person calmly and indifferently.
silence.
An awkward silence enveloped the entire room.
Seemingly puzzled as to why the other party hadn't made a move yet, Yui slightly raised her eyes and asked in a calm tone, "What's wrong, Mugetsu-kun? Why haven't you started yet?"
The special event has begun!
Wu Yue's lips twitched violently twice.
What normal person could pee under the intense gaze of someone of the opposite sex?! There's no way they could possibly need to pee! But he couldn't bring himself to tell the truth, since he was the one who let her stare at him. So he tried to distract himself and asked, "Senior... how long have I been asleep?"
"Ten days," Yui replied calmly, her gaze unwavering.
p
"What? Ten days? Did I sleep for that long?" Wuyue stared at the ceiling, trying to avoid looking at the other person's face. "Speaking of which, I don't know what happened after I passed out..."
"When we arrived, Minato-senpai's disciples were looking after you," Yui replied calmly. "Especially that girl named Nohara. She seemed quite concerned about you."
"So, they're alright? That's good." Wuyue seemed oblivious to the unease in the other person's tone. On the contrary, the conversation itself made her feel relaxed and calm.
Yui was clearly not the type of girl to pry, she just mentioned it casually and didn't pursue the matter further. "Well, but the way you looked back then did make us a little worried."
"What does it look like?"
"He was covered in a layer of black mist, and he wasn't wearing any clothes."
"Pfft... No clothes on? Not wearing anything at all?"
"Hmm, nothing there. But don't worry, I brought back your ninja tool kit and ninja sword."
"How can I be at ease! Does that mean I was seen naked back then?!"
"So that's what you were worried about? It's okay, there weren't any other girls there. It was just the few of us. And because it was so urgent, we didn't have time to study you in detail."
"Do you think... I should be happy about this?" Wuyue's lips twitched, and she sighed helplessly... "Never mind, let's talk about the current situation on the battlefield." As she spoke, she continued her actions without stopping.
"I don't know about the Cloud Ninja yet," Yui said without looking at us. "But I've heard that the Iwa Ninja are planning to negotiate peace with us. They'll be sending a delegation soon."
"Peace talks?"
Mugetsu rested his chin on his hand, pondered for a moment, and said, "This doesn't seem like the style of that stubborn Third Tsuchikage. Is it because their supply lines were cut off? No, if that's all, it's not enough to warrant peace talks... Could it be that something went wrong on the Kumogakure battlefield?"
"Wuyue-kun..."
"how?"
"I peed."
"What?"
Wu Yue was slightly taken aback, then glanced at the potty and was horrified. Just now, it seemed that because his attention had been diverted, his body had shifted away from the urinal spout, causing a large water stain to appear on his pants.
Holy crap, is this the price of not needing to use your hands to hold things?!
"Mutsuki-kun, don't move." Setting down the chamber pot she was holding, Yui pressed Mutsuki down on the 5.9 tatami mat and casually picked up a white towel from the side. "Let me wipe you down."
"Congratulations, host, on completing your choice. Reward: Pure gold chamber pot. Fifty days for all cultivation levels, compared to the five-year growth cycle of a dragon!"
"Uh, wait a minute..."
The other party acted decisively and swiftly, and Wuyue's words of refusal were caught in her throat. Adding to this, the system notification suddenly sounded, leaving her no choice but to submit. And just as this action began…
Squeak.
Just then, the door was pushed open.
183 Stunned
Rina entered through the door. Her eyes looked tired, and her face held a slightly cautious expression, as if she was afraid of disturbing someone.
But when she stepped inside and saw what was before her, her narrowed eyes widened suddenly, and she exclaimed in disbelief, "What...what are you doing..."
Wuyue was also stunned, completely unexpected that someone would barge in at this moment. Just as she was about to explain, there was another series of noises outside the door.
"What's wrong with Rina? Has that bug woken up?"
"It took you so long to wake up, what a little..."
Saori and Miyu abruptly stopped speaking. Their vision was now filled with the extremely indecent actions of two people beside the sickbed.
I was completely bewildered.
The two women followed in Sawaki Rina's footsteps the next moment. Their eyes widened, their faces filled with surprise and astonishment.
"Haha, what a coincidence." Wuyue chuckled awkwardly, trying to ease the tension. But then, several more figures entered the room one after another. They were the nurses who were going to change Wuyue's dressing, and... the Third Hokage.
puff.
The moment Wuyue saw the old man, she immediately pulled up her pants. The movement was so fast it was practically the speed of light. However, even after pulling up her pants, the water stains between her legs wouldn't dry anytime soon, and their placement was very peculiar, almost like the residue left over from doing some handicrafts.
The Third Hokage, clearly a seasoned veteran, immediately recognized the misunderstanding, his eye twitching violently. He thought kids these days were far too precocious—playing this kind of game at such a young age?! And what he couldn't stand the most was that this kid could actually ejaculate…?
The thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant, and Hiruzen Sarutobi's expression stiffened for only a moment before he recovered. He coughed twice and said, "Ahem. It's good that young people are energetic. This old man won't bother you any longer. Come find me in my office after you've recovered." With that, he calmly turned and left. The nurses followed him out under his gaze.
"What the hell is so energetic! That old pervert, he must have thought of something weird, right?" Wu Yue trembled. He really wanted to complain, but the other person had already walked away. At the same time, the gazes of his sisters made him feel like he was sitting on pins and needles, and his spine went cold.
"Well, things are definitely not what you think," Wuyue said before they could speak. "We didn't do anything! Really!"
Saori and Rina both looked at each other with disbelief, while Miyu shook her head slightly and smiled, "Oh, it's okay. Even if you did something, it's nothing unusual, isn't it?"
"The key point is, we didn't do anything!" Wuyue clutched her head, looking utterly incredulous. "If you don't believe me, ask your senior! We're truly innocent!"
"Yeah, I was just watching Muzuki pee." Yui nodded expressionlessly.
puff.
Wuyue burst out laughing, staring blankly at Yui. "Senior, you…" Who told you to say that?! Couldn't you have avoided the main point a little? I suspect you did it on purpose!
"Look, look at Muzuki-kun peeing?" Rina's eyes widened.
"You're a pervert! You're such a bug!" Saori said with a look of disgust.
Miyu covered her mouth, her eyes filled with laughter. "Oh, oh, what a fun game! My lord, I'd like to try it too."
Make your choice, dear host.
First, urinating in public.
Second, he hugged all the girls present and they all urinated together.
Third, urinate all over them.
Grass!
Wuyue froze, her face completely bewildered.
Second and third, I wouldn't even think about it, I'd refuse outright. Whether it's urinating with a girl in my arms or peeing all over them… that's absolutely impossible. So, that leaves only the first option. But, that extremely shameful scene, do I really have to go through it again? And in front of so many people?
Damn it, this is double the embarrassment!
"What, my husband, do you favor one over the other..." Seeing that the other party did not answer for a long time, Miyu said in a resentful tone, "Do you only give special treatment to Yui-chan?"
Damn it! It's all your fault!
Wu Yue glared at her unhappily, took a deep breath, grabbed the sides of her pants, and pulled them down.
Uh.
For a moment, all the girls, including Miyu, were stunned. They clearly hadn't expected a boy to be so forward! He was serious...
It was precisely because of their stunned expressions that Wuyue felt even more ashamed. Her face flushed red, she picked up the chamber pot from the ground and, in full view of everyone, performed her excretion skills.
However, because he had just urinated, the process was extremely difficult. Especially under the watchful eyes of the girls, he used all his strength to force out a few drops.
As he excreted, he felt something important about himself vanish, drifting away like a cloud...very far away!
"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. You are rewarded with Wood Release Chakra talent, and your cultivation level will increase by fifty days. The Dragon Clan's growth cycle is five years."
Wood Release!
This was practically the bloodline ability that Mugetsu had always dreamed of! Combined with his mastered Yang Release chakra nature transformation, it would definitely unleash power comparable to the First Hokage! However, obtaining Wood Release at this moment left him with very mixed feelings. He felt... like he'd been thoroughly screwed over.
184 Konoha Idol
"Sigh, life is so damn hard."
As he walked out of the Konoha Hospital gates, Wuyue sighed helplessly. He had barely managed to escape the girls' encirclement, and he probably wouldn't be able to face them again for a while.
Damn it, what a shameful option!
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