I am the devil, I only know how to trade.

Just then, Gabriel's phone rang.

She casually pressed the answer button and said "Hello."

“My Lord Almighty,” Raffi’s voice came through the phone: “Quick, hurry back to Hell! Look at the show! Gabriel’s face is green with rage! A whole bunch of souls from Heaven have ascended to heaven, and they’re all villains! It’s hilarious! To pull this stunt at Christmas… Even Lucifer wouldn’t dare do something like this. I wonder how these souls even got here.”

Gabriel glanced at Luo Feng expressionlessly.

Who else would dare besides him!

Chapter 481 The Happiest Christmas

The entrance to Heaven and Hell.

Luo Feng held Ziyuan Temple's child in his arms, floating high in the sky, with no intention of entering heaven at all.

Even if he were in his prime, let alone his current situation, he wouldn't dare enter Heaven now.

Simply put, their hatred level is at its maximum.

On the holy mountain of heaven, on a high throne, God Jehovah shines with golden light, high above.

Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Raphael (who has been reduced to a smaller form), Raguel, Sariel, and Remiel correspond to Monday through Sunday, and the seven archangels are lined up below him.

Further on, there are Seraphs, like Vine.

Next in line are the viviparous angels and some early angels mixed together.

The angels all looked grim, for hundreds of disgusting souls had broken through the barriers between heaven and earth and arrived in heaven.

"God, I saw God!"

"They are angels!"

"Waaaaah, God, why won't you save me? I'm such a good person."

“The child is innocent. Let him go back. If I die, I die. My child is the most obedient.”

"So heaven really does exist!"

Not only evil people came in, but also some who weren't so devout in their beliefs and were just buying something for peace of mind.

"How many virgins can you give me again?"

"Is Amaterasu here? I want to see Amaterasu..."

Yes, of course, there are also people with mixed beliefs who believe in many things, and as a result, they become confused about the situation after believing in too many things.

"I think I can still live."

"Seeing God is worth it. I am a devout believer of yours, and I will surely become a good angel in heaven."

When the time comes, we'll work for our families' benefit, so that they can all go to heaven after they die. Wouldn't that be the same as not dying?

Jehovah’s face was very grim, and the seven archangels felt insulted.

Although Christmas only comes once a year, everyone just offers their congratulations, then it's just a general meeting where everyone listens to the leader's speech and that's it.

Since they've all become angels, there's naturally no money problem; at most, there are some issues regarding power that need to be addressed.

But that doesn't stop them from feeling disgusted, like they'd swallowed a fly.

Jehovah gently raised his eyes, traversing countless mountains and rivers, and locked his gaze directly onto Luo Feng, who was watching the commotion from the outside.

Luo Feng did something quite interesting; he didn't forcefully break free of his shackles, but instead used a back door.

If you don't remember the Crimson King, you might recall that Meteora and Gabriel left a magic circle in Heaven. This magic circle could be used to absorb the faith of the world where Tsukihime Shinkan resided. That world had been completely taken over by Hell, and Gabriel was essentially stealing something from Hell.

This connection channel must have loopholes. Since it needs to collect faith, Luo Feng made these souls take a detour and come from that world. That way, even if he did it, Gabriel would also have a share in it.

"roll!"

With a fierce shout, Gabriel shattered all the souls before they could react.

Luo Feng shook his head helplessly. What a waste! These guys should have been thrown into the abyss of his former adversary, the devil, and tortured properly.

As for his abyss? He didn't want to be corrupted by that kind of twisted faith.

God slowly extended his finger, pointing directly at Luo Feng.

hum!

A beam of light shot towards Luo Feng.

boom!

A bloody hole was immediately punched into Luo Feng's forehead.

Luo Feng not only didn't get angry, frustrated, or afraid, but instead burst into wild laughter inside.

He's getting anxious! He's getting anxious! He's really getting anxious!

This piercing wound worsened his already serious injury, and even on his home turf, he might not be able to defeat God now.

But right now he just wants to laugh because it's so funny and enjoyable.

It's like throwing a bunch of shit into the house of someone you hate; you'd accept getting beaten up, and you'd even be happy...

Making all the angels suffer, or taking advantage of the loopholes left by the angels to annoy God, Luo Feng felt it was totally worth it!

He didn't linger, after all, he didn't want to be tortured.

Heaven, considering the bigger picture, won't kill him, but it also won't let him do whatever he wants. If he's really caught by the angels, they'll just use the old excuses to imprison him for a few hundred years, which is absolutely not unreasonable.

hum!

Luo Feng and Zi Yuanji Yuko's figures disappeared in a flash.

Just enjoy the show, that's all.

“Gabriel!” God Jehovah’s gaze slowly fell upon Gabriel.

“Yes!” Gabriel knelt on one knee.

"The X-728 world will be temporarily under Raphael's control. You will handle the faith issues of several new worlds."

"Yes!" Gabriel gritted his teeth.

These little worlds are supposed to be handled by the little angels, like Gabriel before she fell. Letting him handle them is like slapping him in the face.

God is not so pure either. He was indeed omnipotent, righteous, majestic, holy, faithful, loving, and just in the past. But when the womb-born angels appeared, and many of the people who prayed were of questionable character, he was also corrupted and became more human. This transformed Heaven and Hell from extreme organizations into relatively bureaucratic pantheons similar to the Chinese and Norse pantheons.

Luo Feng, this scourge, was created by Gabriel and Lucifer in collusion. Now he's causing far too much trouble. After God made Luo Feng even more injured, He naturally had to teach Gabriel a lesson.

Luo Feng's two acts of arrogance in the outside world have kept the Heaven and Hell pantheon quiet for hundreds of years, so it won't affect the overall situation if he suffers a lesson now.

With Luo Feng's abnormal recovery ability, he'll be lively and energetic again in just a few years.

No, even now he's still alive and kicking. It's just that sending him back to the time when he was healed in Hell has wasted a lot of his Abyss power.

"Pay more attention to things in Hell," God continued.

“Yes!” Gabriel understood that God meant Gabriel must be the monarch, and Heaven should increase its efforts to increase Gabriel’s bargaining power.

Based on Gabriel's understanding of Luo Feng, he used to care a lot about the position of monarch because his strength was just so-so. But now he is a completely different person. Even without the blessing of Hell, he is the second strongest in this pantheon, provided that God fights him in Heaven...

He already has that power, so he probably won't care.

Forget it, I'll see if there's another opportunity next time to get my revenge.

This mutual disgust and torment has become the daily routine of heaven and hell. They won't really fight, but they also won't let each other get too arrogant.

Both sides were very tactful. For example, Gabriel tricked Luo Feng by sending him on official business, and Luo Feng only wanted to annoy them. He also chose to fight Raphael and Gabriel when there was no war with the outside world.

…………

After Luo Feng and Shionji Yuko returned to their original world, Shionji Yuko was still in a state of complete confusion.

Looking at Luo Feng's joyful expression, she realized that it seemed to be the first time Luo Feng had ever laughed like that.

Is it really that fun?

"Isn't it fun? God is the one who gets humiliated! Do you think smashing a Japanese car is more fun or burning down a shrine?"

Luo Feng said that this year's Christmas was the happiest Christmas he had ever had.

Chapter 482 Each with their own plans

Due to the torrential rain, Oreki Houtarou and the others hid in a cave, and no one dared to go out at this time.

This was their first heavy rain. They had already found fresh water and didn't need any more. Apart from making the weather colder and their movements more difficult, this rain was only bad for them.

"No, we can't get in touch." Ye Shan put down the walkie-talkie, cold sweat dripping down his back.

“Based on my observation, the plane cannot withstand too much wind and waves, which is why I chose to leave in the first place,” said Houtarou Oreki. “Anyone with a little common sense of physics and safety awareness should understand that the plane cannot stop at sea unless it reaches the ground.”

“I think if the plane hadn’t held up, most of the people would probably have perished. I don’t think they would suddenly start preparing and suddenly start going to the island.”

"How many people will die?" Eru Oreki swallowed hard. "Should we try to rescue them after the rain stops?"

Due to a lack of information, the people present did not know who the passengers on the plane were, since some bad people usually behaved just like normal people.

No matter how highly educated or how sharp-minded someone is, they might still accidentally help an elderly woman and cause a tragedy.

Eru Oreki is kind-hearted and not fully aware of the situation, so it's understandable that she has this idea.

She wasn't blindly kind; at least she knew to wait for the rain to stop.

“By the time this rain stops, it will probably be too late. If we go out, we might not be able to come back.” Oreki Houtarou shook his head: “Let’s try to contact Luo Feng with the walkie-talkie tomorrow. I need to go and meet up with him.”

If anyone survives and makes it to the island, it must be someone who has faced life and death. Given the current situation, the elderly and children probably won't make it back alive.

The struggle for life rafts will inevitably lead to killings, which is a basic human instinct for survival.

Once killing occurs, the moral bottom line will be lowered further, a point that Oreki Houtarou, who has watched many films and read many related books, can easily understand.

Furthermore, with no idea when a search and rescue team might arrive, and knowing they're likely without food, it's unthinkable what they might do.

The most important thing is that order has begun to collapse and disappear. Even if there is enough food, there is no carrier of civilization, such as inside an airplane.

“Yes, I will still choose to contact them. It’s my responsibility.” Hayama lowered his head, thought carefully, and suddenly said to Isshiki Iroha and Totsuka Saika, “You two, go with Mr. Oreki to find Mr. Raku.”

"Huh? I can go with my senior." Iroha Isshiki clearly didn't quite understand the seriousness of the situation.

Or rather, in her mind, Hayama could protect her, just as Oreki Eru trusted Oreki Houtarou, and Shionji Yuuko trusted Rakufu.