I am the devil, I only know how to trade.

“You can still live your life now, but it won’t last long,” Luo Feng said calmly. “Are you willing to give your life to take revenge on those who made you this way?”

"Pay...with your life?" Nanase Karin was terrified.

She wasn't in dire straits yet, and she didn't want to die.

There was still a glimmer of hope in her heart; she felt she could hold on.

But just as she thought of this, the future she saw entered her mind.

What's the point of my life if it's like that?

"You can also give up your soul, and I will let you have a dream before you die, a dream in which you live a fulfilling life."

"A dream? Isn't that just a dream?"

"Do you know why so many people want to dream? Do you know why The Matrix resonates with so many people? It's because life in reality is not good, so why not live a lifetime in a dream?"

"I..." Nanase Karin pursed her lips: "How will I die..."

Many people commit suicide on impulse, when they feel they have no will to live. But if you think about it carefully, not many people actually have the courage to die.

"The most comfortable way to die is to die without even realizing it."

"Can you make me forget that I'm going to die?"

“Okay, but only if you sign a contract with me.” Luo Feng revealed the contract: “I am a devil, a devil who helps people fulfill their dreams.”

"Once you sign the contract, you'll see those who harmed you get their revenge, even if it's just in your soul. I think you'll understand." Luo Feng smiled and said, "How about it? Pretty good deal, right?"

"I still suggest you sell your soul too, otherwise you won't be able to enjoy a complete life."

“I…” Nanase Karin looked at Luo Feng.

She initially thought Luo Feng was just a Class A agent or someone from the nightclubs, but she never expected him to be a devil!

I'm so unlucky, I even managed to attract the devil?

"You feel unlucky? No, you're very lucky." Luo Feng said seriously, "Not everyone has the opportunity for revenge. Think about the people who harmed you like this. Some are doing even better now, while others didn't even care about your death or think they were responsible. They just treated you as a topic of conversation, and that's how you ended up like this. Don't you really want to take revenge on people like that?"

"I'll sign!"

Chapter 525 Drowning

That evening, at Yuko Shionji's NEET office.

After Luo Feng finished everything, he came over here. As soon as he reached the door, he heard some strange noises. They were mechanical sounds, the sound of water, and the sound of something being kicked and banged. Then he heard a muffled sound.

Luo Feng sometimes likes to open the door and come in on his own, and sometimes he likes to just walk right in; it all depends on his mood.

He opened the door and couldn't help but laugh when he saw two legs wearing knee-high white socks struggling in the washing machine.

He casually unplugged the machine to stop it, then grabbed Shionji Yuko by the waist and pulled her out.

When her long, black hair, damp with water, was parted, her small face, staring at the stars, was revealed.

"Waaaaah...water...water..."

"It's okay now, you can breathe again."

Luo Feng wiped the pink laundry detergent off her cheeks and gently patted her back. She finally stopped struggling, hugged Luo Feng tightly, and breathed heavily against his chest.

"This, this is the greatest crisis of my life... The ever-expanding Sahara Desert, the emperor penguins losing their land, and the Middle East being bombed—the sorrow of this world that I cannot save flashed through my mind in an instant..."

"The biggest sadness must be that they couldn't kill me," Luo Feng laughed. "Before thinking about these things, you should first figure out how to climb out. I've never heard of anyone drowning in a washing machine."

"That's because you haven't seen Final Destination! Besides, with my strength, how could I possibly have the strength to support almost half my weight in that position?" Shionji Yuko said, dissatisfied.

"So what exactly are you doing?" Luo Feng asked curiously.

"Of course, I'm washing clothes!" She let go of Luo Feng, swaying unsteadily, water dripping from her body onto the scattered pajamas, towels, and sheets, looking as cute as a little puppy.

"You know how to do laundry?" Luo Feng asked in surprise.

Shionji Yuuko is unable to take care of herself, and Luo Feng cleans her clothes using a magic circle.

There used to be someone who took care of her, but after Luo Feng came, she stopped contacting any of her former friends and even wanted to move.

The fates of Oreki Kimie and Yukino clearly tell her that being with Luo Feng is like falling into a ditch; whoever is her friend is doomed.

"Don't look down on me. I can use this kind of primitive machine too!" Shionji Yuuko said angrily.

"Never mind, I'll help you wash up." Luo Feng looked at the soaking wet Shionji Yuko and shook his head helplessly.

…………

After washing Shionji Yuko, Luo Feng dried her hair while using magic to tidy up her room little by little, which was a rare pleasure.

He had absolutely no romantic feelings for Shionji Yuko; he treated her like a pet, and their relationship was completely platonic.

If Sora Ginko knew how Luo Feng treated Shionji Yuko, she would be incredibly jealous.

Of course, that was before. Now, Kong Yinzi finds it quite interesting to be tormented by Luo Feng. She feels uncomfortable if she doesn't get tormented for three days.

Therefore, humans are highly adaptable creatures.

"All done?" Shionji Yuko asked Luo Feng.

"I'm done with work." Seeing that her hair was dry, Luo Feng carried her back to bed, stretched, and sat down beside her. "The justice of Jasmine, the capabilities of the police, and just how sick this world has become—we'll soon find out. This should be quite a feast."

“Althael’s abilities have been restored to some extent, but even so, they can’t cause too much trouble, right?” Shionji Yuko asked doubtfully.

"Yes, because it's fate." Luo Feng smiled and said, "Don't underestimate these madmen. Even if humans can deal with their abilities, they are definitely not easy to deal with."

As he spoke, he made a phone call to Sai.

"Hey, sir."

"You're fired."

"???"

Sai was completely bewildered. How did I get fired? Was it because of poor performance?

Wait, I think I need to perform well as a devil?

After losing to Oreki Kimie last time, he was angry for two days before going back to playing Go. He forgot about it as he played, just like some college students.

A: I have an exam tomorrow, so I'm studying today.

B: It's not tomorrow, the exam is this afternoon.

C: Did none of you go to the exam yesterday?

"However, given your performance... well, never mind." Luo Feng wanted to say that he was a diligent worker, but finding that there was really nothing to say about it.

However, those who take the blame for their superiors will be well-paid; otherwise, who would dare to work for them in the future?

Luo Feng used to not care about his subordinates, but now he realizes that having subordinates is quite good.

The Grim Reaper helps him manage the Abyss, and he and Oreki Kamue can also help him deal with mountains of documents.

Even if he doesn't deal with it, no one can do anything to him, but it's still a bit annoying to be constantly gossiped about.

There are so many demons and devils in hell that he can't kill them all one by one. They're not like humans who stop after killing a few.

As for their lack of authority and ability?

It's alright, Luo Feng will take responsibility if anything goes wrong. That's why having a good leader is so important.

Despite how badly Oreki Kimie's younger siblings were tormented by Luo Feng, he's actually quite good to his own people.

Some demons are far more ruthless than Luo Feng, readily killing their own subordinates, and some even have strange fetishes that send their female succubi out to solicit business.

Simply put, I found it interesting.

"You were fired for a serious mistake. But considering you were my first employee, I will preserve your body, memories, and abilities so that you and Hikaru Shindo can recognize each other. In addition, I will give you software that allows you to play chess with anyone in all the worlds."

"Really?" Sai was a little scared. This treatment was too good!

Not letting Oreki Kimie become a demon would be worse than killing her.

Kasai was originally a chess fanatic; all he wanted to do was play chess. He wanted revenge because he was tricked by Oreki Kimie.

Now that I think about it, as long as Xiao Guang can recognize me, I can teach him to play chess again.

"Really, I will help him resolve his inner conflict." Luo Feng said calmly, "Then, let's terminate the contract..."

hum!

A flash of light, and Luo Feng stripped Sai of his devilish identity.

After withdrawing this power, Luo Feng revealed a playful smile.

The temporary worker has been fired.

Violation of regulations? No, not at all.

"Alright, let's just sit here and wait for them to shine." Luo Feng patted Shionji Yuko's head.

"Wait here? You're going to stay here with me again?" Yuko Shionji pouted. "Can't I have some privacy?"

"Private life?" Luo Feng said, "This is my private life."

Chapter 526 Live Broadcast

"Are we still going to wait?" Miyaichi Rio looked at Tsukijouin Makan beside her, unable to hold back any longer.

I have to say, the person next to me is simply a criminal genius!

She herself had originally wanted to kill some people to vent her anger, but Tsukijoin Shinkan's series of plans left her speechless.

Killing a few people isn't fun at all. That's just making the news. If you want to have fun, you have to make a big fuss about it.

"We can make our move now, blind spot."

"The place I was going to attack was also a blind spot."

"No, no, no, the police can't catch you even if you made a move there, but little magic can find you."

The two chatted without affecting their actions at all. Miyaichi Rio turned into a blur and rushed towards Maizono Sayaka. Before she could react, a tranquilizer dart shot into her neck.

She was swaying unsteadily, about to faint, when Rio Miyaichi grabbed her and disappeared into an alley.

Since Luo Feng only modified her perception and simply inserted herself into a wildly popular idol group, she didn't have any financial accumulation. The five million her father casually paid back was something she could earn back.