I am the devil, I only know how to trade.

"Well, I haven't actually used it for very long. I've just been exploring the phone's functions... Oh, and you still haven't told me why you have something that can alter time and space!"

"This can't change much. For example, you can't warn the earthquake bureau before an earthquake or make billions from it. Didn't I say it's just a toy? At most, you can change a few people, but not those who are very important to society. Otherwise, I would have used this thing to make myself the richest man."

"As for what I do... just think of me as a minor leader in a mysterious organization. You can check my home; my identity is top secret. Do you know why that guy survived so many gunshot wounds? This is the culmination of our technology, though unfortunately, it's not perfect."

Luo Feng casually made up a few lines, finding it no problem to fool a girl who didn't seem to be very bright.

By the way, why isn't Lafite fully recovered yet?

She's getting a little lonely without me bothering her.

This loser is a rare opportunity that I've given her to 'win' against me.

Chapter 102 (Free)

"So... how much does the full version of the phone cost? Or could you sell me another one of these trial versions?"

Eriri said cautiously.

Hearing Luo Feng's explanation, she instinctively breathed a sigh of relief.

She was afraid that she could change too much history, and she was unwilling to put such a heavy burden on her own shoulders.

This kind of escapist mentality is human nature. Even if someone really travels back in time and knows that some disasters are going to happen, they may not be able to stop them, or even be willing to do it, because such a thing is too risky and they are likely to be dissected like a guinea pig.

As for saving people, she didn't really want to take on that responsibility herself.

If it doesn't concern me, I'll stay out of it. Who knows what will happen to me if I get involved in some messy things?

You might be targeted for making a few righteous statements, or even be summoned for questioning.

She didn't care much about money, since her family was never short of it.

Should we change people who are unimportant to society? Tomoya seems completely unimportant to society; it doesn't matter whether he's there or not.

"The official version? I'll give you one for your mother's sake, but the official version might not require your money; what it needs is completely random." Luo Feng said, "I can't guess either!"

This thing is indeed random, but whatever it requires is all to satisfy Luo Feng's perverse tastes.

"You can't figure it out either? How was it designed?!" Eriri was getting a little frustrated: "Do you even have a general idea of ​​what it wants?"

Eriri felt a strange sensation upon hearing that it was for her mother's sake.

Will this person know his mother?

To be honest, they must know each other, otherwise he wouldn't have mentioned it, because such a lie is too easy to expose.

When I asked my mother where the money was hidden, she didn't tell me, so it seems she tacitly approved of it?

“What they might ask for is very little, like a piece of jewelry, or something else you have, such as your best skill, like English. If you give it to them, your English ability will decline,” Luo Feng said. “You usually get 100 points on tests, but after that, it might drop to 90?”

Eriri's face turned as red as an apple; her English was, to put it mildly, appalling!

Although she was the daughter of a diplomat, her English level was even worse than some people's construction site English.

I guess the other party thinks they're good at English just because they're the daughter of a diplomat?

"Wait, why would you need such a strange thing? And where did all the money I put up go?"

Luo Feng commented that this girl's thought process was a bit peculiar; she only realized now that this thing was unscientific.

"Perhaps this thing comes from hell, or perhaps from heaven?" Luo Feng smiled and said, "So, do you believe that there are unscientific things in this world?"

Eriri said that she couldn't say whether she believed it or not, but there are indeed some Onmyoji (exorcists) in Japan who perform exorcisms, and some places are indeed very eerie.

"So, this thing won't intentionally harm you," Luo Feng said. "But if you overuse it, it won't affect you anymore. Do you want it or not?"

"Really... it won't hurt me, will it?" Eriri was still a little worried.

"Tsk... Looks like I'll have to tell you the truth," Luo Feng said.

"truth?"

“This is a product of hell, a gift from the devil,” Luo Feng whispered. “As long as you control your desires and don’t overuse it, it will never harm you.”

"The devil's gift?" Eriri was taken aback.

"Okay, I'm not going to act anymore. I'm coming clean. I'm actually a devil." Luo Feng said, "So, are you still willing to use it? If you are, then sign a contract with me. If you're not, I'll find another user."

"You don't seem like a devil to me?"

"You haven't watched anime, have you? The competition for sales is fierce now. Heaven and Hell are both selling their own products to gain human believers." Luo Feng said, "Have you ever watched 'The Devil Is a Part-Timer!', Lord Demon? The devils of today are completely different from those described in the Bible."

Eriri understood after hearing what he said.

Aren't devils all useless? They're all soft, cute, and harmless. You've basically never seen a devil actively hurt anyone. All they do all day is date, get criticized, and embarrass themselves.

If it were a normal person, they might be scared by his reputation as a devil, but who is Eriri? Eriri grew up watching anime and playing games!

She wasn't afraid of those demons at all; on the contrary, she felt that demon kings and devils were quite worthy of sympathy.

When I first met this guy, whether it was the first or the second time, aside from him being a bit eccentric, I thought he was quite polite and probably not a bad person.

Like Yukino, Eriri hasn't experienced much hardship in society and doesn't think too much about things.

"Don't worry, the devil will absolutely respect the contract. This contract only has one clause: this thing is given to you free of charge, it won't actively harm you, and you are the only user." Luo Feng said, "Do you want it?"

“I want it!” Eriri said. “But I’ll choose the place for the transaction. You want believers, right? Speaking of which, souls and such…”

"I don't need it." Luo Feng wasn't lying to her. He really didn't lack a soul of Eriri's quality. She offered herself up, and he would mercifully accept it.

Hearing that Luo Feng was willing to let her choose the transaction location, Eriri was completely relieved.

What she feared was that she would deliver the groceries herself. That way, if she went to a popular coffee shop in a large shopping mall, he wouldn't be able to commit the crime.

Does this demon have any special abilities?

Probably not. If someone had that ability, and wanted to screw themselves over, they'd just pin themselves to the ground and then...

Well, you can't resist it either, can you?

Luo Feng chatted with her while listening to her thoughts.

He couldn't help but sigh, "It's so much better to have someone as obedient as Yinzi."

If something were to actually happen between him and this little golden retriever, and he were to force himself on her, he wouldn't be able to say whether he would have gained or lost.

Seriously, what kind of world is this?

Even though they haven't experienced anything, they always imagine being forced to do something. Is this what doujinshi artists are like?

Wait, the doujinshi artist...

Luo Feng fell into deep thought. This person wasn't entirely useless after all!

Once she's poured in all her talent, even her lifespan and soul, I could have her draw Lafite's sketches for me to see. Maybe Lafite would even have to be the model himself.

This book is not published; it's the kind I keep for myself. I'll tell her it's for hairdressing in heaven.

Lafite's expression after hearing this must be hilarious.

Chapter 103 Luo Feng's Integrity

"By the way, you said you knew my mom or something..."

"It's a routine," Luo Feng said sincerely, like a newcomer in a grueling workplace.

"This tactic..."

Eriri was somewhat speechless, which further confirmed her understanding: Luo Feng was indeed the kind of useless devil commonly seen in anime and manga, too straightforward.

…………

Soon, Luo Feng arrived at the place he had arranged to meet Eriri, which was Akihabara, a maid café.

Maid cafe culture is most evident in Akihabara.

Most of the maids here are very cute; it's rare for any substandard ones to sneak in.

"Hello, are you alone?"

As soon as Luo Feng entered, a girl with a bun hairstyle came to greet him.

Unlike the average otaku who is at a loss when they first arrive, Luo Feng did not act like a seasoned pro. Instead, he nodded politely, as if he had entered a high-class restaurant instead of a maid cafe, and smiled, "Yes, I'm alone. A friend asked me to meet him here."

"Please come in." The boy with the round head took a step back and gestured for them to come in.

Guided by her, Luo Feng arrived at a normal spot by the window.

Although it was afternoon, not lunchtime, there were still quite a few people here because it was the weekend.

Luo Feng glanced at everyone's souls and couldn't help but show a somewhat disappointed expression.

It's too mediocre.

Even the girl next to me has a rather ordinary soul.

He didn't pay much attention; a truly exceptional soul isn't so easy to find.

"What would you like to order? I recommend the Yui-chan set meal," the girl with the bun hairstyle said with a smile.

"Judging from your appearance, you must be a college student or an office worker, right?" Luo Feng glanced at the boy with the round head.

She's pretty good-looking and has a good figure; she seems to be a lively type.

If someone has a good eye, they can tell whether a person is a student, a homebody, or an office worker.

Many students seem fearless, but those who have been through the harsh realities of society tend to be more cautious in their actions.

The girl in front of me was a little different from the other maids. She was always observing her surroundings and carefully avoiding bumping into anyone. She would also greet the other maids.

"Well, I work elsewhere and only do part-time work on weekends." The girl with the bun scratched her head a little embarrassedly. "There aren't many maids my age. Housing prices in Tokyo are too high, and my family doesn't even live in Tokyo. My salary alone isn't enough to make ends meet."

"What is this 'Yui-chan set meal' you're talking about?" Luo Feng asked with a smile.

"A drink, black tea or coffee, with omelet rice, plus a chance to win a prize and a photo with me. I can also chat with you while you wait, but that costs extra and lasts for an hour," Tuanzitou explained. "It's a great deal."

Maid cafes are not cheap; they're definitely more expensive than Luo Feng's.

Normally, this omelet rice is often made by the maid herself, which is also a unique feature.

Omelette rice isn't particularly difficult to make; it seems like anyone can do it.

However, this maid is a culinary genius; even the most ordinary omelet rice can always be made to taste like something out of a culinary novelty.