The Transmigrator Who Changed Doupo

"You need to be taught a lesson again, don't you?" Nangong Wan pretended to pinch his waist again.

Xiao Xuanyuan quickly admitted his mistake, "No, please, Grandma."

"Then do you know where you went wrong?" Nangong Wan snorted twice.

Xiao Xuanyuan deliberately brought his mouth close to her ear, pretending to whisper something to her, and then, taking advantage of her inattention, kissed her cheek with a "smack," instantly turning Nangong Wan's cheek red all the way to the roots of her neck.

"Hey brat, what do you think you're doing? Believe me or not, I'll strangle you." Nangong Wan gave Xiao Xuanyuan a coquettish glare, pretending to be fierce, but in reality, her slender hands were just for show and she didn't actually strangle him.

Seeing that things were going well, Xiao Xuanyuan leaned in to kiss her lips, wanting to take advantage of the situation a little more. This time, Nangong Wan grabbed his face with her delicate hand, preventing him from getting any closer. "You brat, are you never going to stop?"

"No, my neck just itches, so I'm scratching it with my neck tilted back." Xiao Xuanyuan pretended to be serious and deliberately reached out to scratch the itch.

"You're smart enough to know what's good for you." Nangong Wan glared at him, but taking advantage of the moment when Nangong Wan let go, Xiao Xuanyuan quickly leaned in and kissed her cheek with a "smack".

Nangong Wan couldn't take it anymore. She reached out and pulled him over, kicking Xiao Xuanyuan in the butt, seemingly wanting to continue the violence.

Seeing this, Xiao Xuanyuan quickly pulled her in, held her tightly in his arms, and whispered in Nangong Wan's ear, gently blowing on it to tickle her ear, "My darling Master, you are so beautiful, your disciple loves you so much."

Upon hearing this, a blush crept onto Nangong Wan's exquisitely beautiful face. This time, she nodded gently and rested her head lightly on Xiao Xuanyuan's shoulder.

As soon as Zhang Cangwu finished speaking, applause erupted like a tidal wave in the large square below, the "clap clap" sound deafening. But just as he turned his head, he saw Nangong Wan quietly resting her head on Xiao Xuanyuan's shoulder, her slender hands gently hugging him. Xiao Xuanyuan was also tightly hugging Nangong Wan's soft waist, looking completely satisfied. Seeing that Zhang Cangwu, that old scoundrel, was trying to disturb his happiness again, he glared at him fiercely.

Just as Zhang Cangwu was about to cough a few times, he quickly stopped himself, somewhat nervously. Then, under the threatening gaze of Xiao Xuanyuan, he could only turn around and continue his long speech, feigning indifference. "Now let's talk about some matters concerning the Alchemy Valley. My Canghe Palace seems to be in disrepair. Recently, a palace in the northeast corner has been leaking, and it needs to be fixed."

"Hmph, you're clever old man," Xiao Xuanyuan thought to himself with a cold snort.

"You brat, what are your plans now that you're back?" Nangong Wan's clear voice rang out.

"I'll come back and marry you," Xiao Xuanyuan replied.

"This is too fast. I wasn't prepared at all," Nangong Wan said with some surprise and unease.

"I'm preparing to leave Canaan Academy and return to the Gama Empire. There are some things I need to take care of, so I want to come back and marry you first." Xiao Xuanyuan said gently, stroking Nangong Wan's fragrant back. The fragrance of his beloved master was so captivating that he was reluctant to leave, his nose greedily inhaling the scent.

"Are you really leaving? But you just got back." Nangong Wan was also a little reluctant to part with him, and hugged his hand even tighter.

"I don't want to leave you either, but I'm not strong enough right now, and I'm afraid I can't protect you." Xiao Xuanyuan said with deep affection.

"You silly girl, you're the number one war god in the academy now, what's there to be afraid of?" Nangong Wan's eyes were also a little dazed, she just wanted to stay in this man's arms forever and never leave.

"That's just appearances. The Dou Qi Continent is too vast, and there are many people stronger than me. Sooner or later, I will compete with them for supremacy. If I continue to stagnate, I might die at their hands in the future." Xiao Xuanyuan frowned, a sense of crisis creeping into his heart. He had not forgotten that the catastrophe caused by the Soul Clan would sweep across the entire Dou Qi Continent in the future, and beneath Canaan Academy lay the cave of the Ancient Emperor Tuoshe!

"Although I don't understand, I will support you no matter what you do and follow in your footsteps." Nangong Wan also revealed a rare side of herself, wanting to melt into the young man's embrace.

"Okay, let's get married then. I don't want any other stinky man touching you. Of course, most importantly, I can't live without you." Xiao Xuanyuan made what he considered to be a rather affectionate confession.

"So, what gift have you prepared?" Nangong Wan was also a little curious. What kind of surprise could her precious disciple give her? After all, for a woman, even a cultivator, marriage is a major life event and an essential part of a perfect life.

"Oh, you want a gift too? But I haven't prepared one. How about we just have a simple wedding without any gifts?" Xiao Xuanyuan felt that true love should be about being together, and mentioning other things seemed too materialistic and insincere.

"Then don't even think about it," Nangong Wan snorted.

"Then what do you want? I have nothing else, all I have is my sincere heart for you." Xiao Xuanyuan said, somewhat aggrieved. What the hell do you need a gift for a wedding? He was starting to lose interest. Should he just run away? Anyway, there are plenty of fish in the sea; he has tons of women, he doesn't need another one.

Chapter Thirteen: Wherever you go, I will go.

Just as Xiao Xuanyuan was contemplating whether or not to run away.

Nangong Wan pinched a soft spot on his waist again, gritting her teeth, "You brat, are you willing to spend money on me? You're so stingy and miserly, no wonder you're single."

But after a moment, Nangong Wan seemed to remember something and pinched herself again. "Wait, that rumor that's been going on all this time, is it that you're keeping another woman on the side again? Hmm?!"

"No way! Grandma, I'm completely devoted to you. What's being said outside is all lies." Xiao Xuanyuan lied without batting an eye, and he even believed his own lies.

"Hmph, I bet you wouldn't dare. If I find out one day, I'll skin you alive." Nangong Wan snorted. Actually, she was just trying to scare this brat. She already knew all about his dirty secrets.

Anyone with eyes could tell that the academy's number one war god was someone every girl in the academy admired. Even in the inner courtyard, there were so many fervent female fans that they surrounded the alchemist's office, all wanting to become their man's mistress, concubine, or other women. Nangong Wan had heard about all of this.

"I wouldn't dare? You wouldn't even know if I dared," Xiao Xuanyuan thought to himself, but said aloud, "What kind of gift do you want for our wedding? Let me tell you, what I want is love, not material things. What kind of incredible exotic items do you want? I can't get them, and besides, I'm very poor." Xiao Xuanyuan immediately started complaining about being poor.

"What did you say? You just called yourself 'brother'? What am I then?" Nangong Wan started pinching his flesh again, causing Xiao Xuanyuan to break out in a cold sweat from the pain.

"You are the master, and I am the disciple. Alright, stop pinching me. If you pinch me again, I'll get angry with you." Xiao Xuanyuan hurriedly reached out to stop her, but Nangong Wan didn't give him any face and insisted on pinching the soft flesh on his waist.

Finally, with no other option, Xiao Xuanyuan glared and roared, "I'm really going to lose it!"

"You brat, then show me how to unleash your fury, huh?!" Nangong Wan glared, and a tigress-like aura was about to emanate from her.

However, Xiao Xuanyuan was not afraid of her at all. "You said it yourself, don't regret it!" As he spoke, a terrifying aura emanated from Xiao Xuanyuan. He reached out and instantly grabbed Nangong Wan's waist, knocked her down, and then kissed her soft red lips.

"uh"

Nangong Wan struggled slightly, but under Xiao Xuanyuan's domineering presence, she gradually let go of her reserve and kissed him passionately, clumsily responding to him.

After a long while, Xiao Xuanyuan finally released his mouth, panting heavily. Nangong Wan, on the other hand, was also breathing heavily. Once she had recovered a little, she weakly punched Xiao Xuanyuan's chest and gave him a coquettish glare, saying, "Are you trying to kill me? You almost choked me to death."

"Good riddance, so you won't keep making me angry, hmph!"

Xiao Xuanyuan looked arrogant, and at this moment, Nangong Wan couldn't bear to see him like that. She took the opportunity to grab his ear and twist it like an old-fashioned television, making it creak and groan.

"Ouch, ouch, be gentle, grandma, be gentle!" Xiao Xuanyuan cried out in pain, begging for mercy as he was in excruciating agony.

"Hmph, you brat, you're always taking advantage of me. Are you trying to make me angry to death?" Nangong Wan put her hands on her hips and glared fiercely at Xiao Xuanyuan.

"No way, Grandma! If anyone dares to anger you to death, I'll fight them to the death!" Xiao Xuanyuan quickly tried to be docile. A wise man doesn't fight when he's at a disadvantage. In front of this tigress, he should be more obedient.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you brat, all you do is talk a good game and try to make me happy." Nangong Wan looked unconvinced and continued to twist the old television back and forth, making it crack and snap, causing Xiao Xuanyuan to break out in a cold sweat from the pain.

"I swear, I absolutely won't lie to you. I'd be a complete idiot if I did," Xiao Xuanyuan raised his hand, looking very confident, but in his heart he was already cursing, "You tigress, if you keep being fierce, I'll bite you!"

"Really?" Nangong Wan was skeptical, clearly looking like she'd be a complete idiot if she believed her.

"The truth will out, and the lie will out. Whether you believe it or not, you have to believe it!" Xiao Xuanyuan's tone was somewhat forceful.

"I don't believe it, and I can't control you anymore!" Nangong Wan rolled her eyes in anger, grabbed Xiao Xuanyuan's other ear, and spun them together.

"I was wrong, my dear Master, I was really wrong." Xiao Xuanyuan was startled. Well, he should just admit defeat quickly, lest his ears suffer and be turned into pig ears by this tigress.

Seeing Xiao Xuanyuan's pitiful, pleading eyes, Nangong Wan felt a surge of satisfaction and then let him go.

The elders around them were practically stuffed with dog food, while the two of them were so amazed by their antics that they couldn't believe they could flirt like this.

Being humiliated by Nangong Wan doesn't mean he'll be humiliated by these old guys. Xiao Xuanyuan immediately glared at them and said, "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen me being intimate with my master before?"

One sentence was enough to frighten the elders of Huo Rong into shrinking back and turning their heads away, not daring to look in their direction. The scene of Valley Master Zhang Cangwu being slapped away by Xiao Xuanyuan was still vivid in their minds, and they did not want to experience the terrifying strength of the academy's number one war god.

"You brat, you dare to act tough with me? Huh? I'll strangle you!" Seeing Xiao Xuanyuan scolding several of his fellow elders again, Nangong Wan was furious and started pinching Xiao Xuanyuan's waist again.

"Master, you can't side with outsiders. I'm your true love. What are these old guys compared to me?" Xiao Xuanyuan cried out, but his body obediently let his precious master pinch him, neither dodging nor avoiding.

Seeing her disciple letting herself be bullied like this, Nangong Wan's heart softened, and she didn't hit him anymore. She just stretched out her slender hand and tightly intertwined her fingers with his, saying, "You brat, I'll let you off the hook today. I'll deal with you later."

Xiao Xuanyuan reached out and gently touched her exquisitely beautiful face, which was as smooth as if it were broken by a touch. He said softly, "Okay, you can tidy up every day from now on. Let's pick a time to get married, how about tomorrow?"

"Are you in such a hurry, you brat? Are you forcing me to do this?" Nangong Wan rolled her eyes at him, but let him stroke her cheek.

“I’m not in a hurry,” Xiao Xuanyuan nodded. “It’s just that I’ve been really busy lately. I’m preparing to leave Canaan Academy, and I’m afraid it might be a long time before I can come back.”

"Because I need to become stronger! I'm still too weak right now, I can't fully protect you." Xiao Xuanyuan's eyes softened as he looked at Nangong Wan with tenderness.

“Yes, this time I will go with you. Wherever you go, I will go.” This time, Nangong Wan did not hesitate and agreed without hesitation.

Chapter Fourteen: Han Li, that brat, step forward for me!

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xuanyuan gave a wry smile, thinking to himself, "I'm going to risk my life on the Central Continent, what are you doing following me? You're just distracting me."

But what he said was, "Well, actually I also wanted to take you away, after all, there's no future in staying in the Alchemy Valley all the time."

"Hmm, I just want to keep an eye on you, so you won't be promiscuous and keep a bunch of women on the side." Nangong Wan looked at Xiao Xuanyuan's extremely handsome face with some unease, liking him more and more the more she looked at him.

"Get out!" Xiao Xuanyuan roared inwardly, his expression darkening. "Forget it, she's my woman, don't bother with her."

"Do whatever you want, you're mine anyway." Xiao Xuanyuan gazed at her affectionately, the tenderness in his eyes almost melting her own.

Thus, on the high platform, Valley Master Zhang Cangwu began to launch into a long-winded discussion about trivial matters, all to cover for Xiao Xuanyuan and Nangong Wan who were behind him. Eventually, unable to think of any more issues, he shifted the conversation to the problem of raising chickens in the Alchemy Valley, discussing how to raise chickens well, what to feed them, and so on.

The alchemists in the large square below were so bored they were practically falling asleep. They cursed and grumbled amongst themselves, their eyes filled with anger and resentment as they looked at the Valley Master Zhang Cangwu. "You dare to talk nonsense? What does raising chickens have to do with us alchemists? We don't raise them. And yet you're explaining it in such detail."

After finishing his explanation of raising chickens, Valley Master Zhang Cangwu's wrinkled old face twitched, his eyes showing a hint of apprehension. Facing the resentful anger of the many alchemist disciples below, he couldn't help but glance back at Xiao Xuanyuan and Nangong Wan, who were still gushing over their sweet talk. Seeing that Xiao Xuanyuan only glanced at him and waved his hand, he could only turn back and continue to talk about how to keep turtles as pets, how to raise turtles well, and how to raise them to a long life, etc.

"I can't take it!"

"I can't stand it either, what the hell are you talking about?! Are you treating us like monkeys?! Talking about such pointless topics."

"Exactly! Did you guys see Elder Xiao and Elder Nangong? Those two guys were hugging and cuddling the whole time. I'm so sick of watching them, and this damn Valley Master seems to be covering for them." Finally, someone with sharp eyes noticed the problem.

After the alchemist's reminder, the people around suddenly realized something, their eyes filled with righteous indignation, and they shouted loudly, "We came to see the God of War, not to see him flaunt his love! We protest! We protest! We protest!"

The shouts of individuals finally brought the thousands of alchemists in the main square to their senses, and they all joined the protest.

"No more public displays of affection! No more harming single people! We protest! We protest!"

The unified, resounding shouts echoed throughout the entire square, drowning out the voice of Zhang Cangwu, the master of the valley, who was presiding on the high platform. At the same time, the gazes of Xiao Xuanyuan and Nangong Wan, who were inseparable, were also drawn to these sounds.

"My dear Master, it seems we can only make plans for tonight." Xiao Xuanyuan kissed Nangong Wan's cheek reluctantly, and only released her hand after Nangong Wan rolled her eyes at him shyly.

"Yes, I'll be waiting for you at Luoyun Palace tonight." Nangong Wan nodded, her eyes filled with tenderness and affection.

Valley Master Zhang Cangwu pressed down, signaling everyone to be quiet, but the alchemist disciples, who had already heard his nauseating nonsense, refused to listen and started clamoring for an explanation, protesting that the God of War was showing off his love and abusing single people.

"We're here to welcome back the number one alchemist and to pay homage to the academy's number one war god! Valley Master, you're talking about how to raise chickens to make them delicious and how to raise turtles to live long lives—all this nonsense is so annoying!"

"It's one thing to talk about these pointless topics, but to make us eat dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection) is another. We protest against the First War God and the First Alchemist!"

Right now, public sentiment is running high, opinions are divided, and the waves of protests are getting louder and louder, almost causing a huge uproar.

Seeing that the old scoundrel Zhang Cangwu seemed to be out of control and no one was listening to him, Xiao Xuanyuan slowly walked forward from behind, waved his hand, and told Zhang Cangwu to step back first.

Valley Master Zhang Cangwu was quite sensible. He nodded and immediately retreated to the back to avoid Xiao Xuanyuan's actions, otherwise he would have just slapped him away.

As soon as he stepped forward, Xiao Xuanyuan's powerful aura spread out, shaking the entire space and causing it to tremble and buzz. He coughed a few times to clear his throat and addressed the crowd in the square, "Ahem, everyone, please be quiet. I have something to say!"

As soon as that terrifying aura, as if the heavens and earth had descended, appeared, all the alchemist disciples in the large square unconsciously fell silent. There was no way around it; that feeling was too oppressive!

Seeing this, Xiao Xuanyuan nodded in satisfaction. "As everyone expected, Elder Nangong, my master, and I have fallen in love and decided to marry. The wedding will be held in three days. Our Alchemy Valley will celebrate this moment with the whole world. Everyone is welcome to come and congratulate us on our long and happy marriage."

Xiao Xuanyuan changed the subject, his tone becoming threatening, "If any ill-intentioned brat comes to cause trouble, I will skin him alive."

As soon as the call ended, the square erupted in excitement, with everyone becoming agitated. Some even almost couldn't resist jumping onto the platform to challenge Xiao Xuanyuan to a duel.