In Konoha, you call this a ninja tool?

"Lady Tsunade has arrived... Lady Tsunade has come to visit my home!"

"Wife, quickly cook a few more dishes to properly entertain Lady Tsunade!"

"Honey...cooking takes quite a while...don't keep Lady Tsunade waiting, shall we go to the restaurant and buy it?"

"Yes, yes, you're right, I'll go right now!"

"Honey, hurry up! I need to tidy up the room right now... Oh dear, what a mess this house is!"

The two rushed off, one running out...

A person hurriedly and frantically tidied up a room that wasn't actually dirty or messy.

"Dad...Mom..."

"Are you even listening to me?!"

I'm on the verge of a breakdown every day.

The point she made wasn't that Lady Tsunade came to their house as a guest!

"I'm listening!"

The mother, who was tidying up the house, didn't stop her work and gave perfunctory replies to Tiantian's words.

"Tian Tian, ​​Tian Tian, ​​don't just stand there idly, come help me tidy up the house..."

"Such a legendary figure as Lady Tsunade is coming to visit us, so we must clean the room thoroughly to welcome her!"

day by day:"......"

in the room,

Tenyu told Tsunade his thoughts, his desire to keep his parents from getting too involved in the ninja world, and asked her to cooperate and not reveal her true identity.

Tsunade knew it all.

Having been active on the battlefield and wandering the ninja world, Tsunade was no stranger to such concerns about Ame-no-Mikoto.

She understood Tianyu's concerns and said she would cooperate with him to conceal her identity.

Tsunade immediately arranged an alias and identity for herself: "Senju Laiying," a remnant of the Senju clan.

According to Tsunade, there's a reason behind her alias... As for what that reason was, Tengo didn't quite catch it, but anyway... Tsunade said that if she strictly followed this rule, she would win money at the casino next time.

Tianyu's cheek twitched.

He really...

My dear Tsunade, don't you know how your reputation as a "fat sheep" has spread throughout the entire ninja world?

If metaphysics really worked... would you still have the nickname "Big Fat Sheep"?

Chapter 90 Something's Wrong with Him

Once Tsunade was fully prepared for her role, Tengo and Tsunade left the room.

Since Tsunade is staying at Tengo's house, she can't possibly not greet Tengo's family, can she?

result...

As soon as Tianyu went downstairs, he saw his parents' two firework tubes explode with two loud "pops".

"Welcome, Lady Tsunade!!!"

Colorful streamers sprayed down from the sky.

Tianyu was dumbfounded.

Tsunade was stunned.

What's going on...? My mystical pseudonym "Thousand Hands to Win" won't appear?

How am I supposed to win money tomorrow?!

This is Tsunade's inner thought.

And Tianyu...

He saw a table full of delicious dishes, and Tian Tian with her little face puffed out and head tilted to the side, as if she was sulking... He understood.

He put his hand to his forehead.

Ten no Mikoto sighed.

How could I forget about Tiantian!

Even an old horse can stumble... This refers to Tianyu.

But Tianyu isn't old anymore, how could he have forgotten about this!

"Lady Tsunade, please."

With Tsunade's identity exposed, Tengo had no choice but to accept the fact.

"Lady Tsunade, please sit here, please sit here!"

Tengo's parents quickly gestured for Tsunade to take the seat of honor, as Tsunade's status was such that it was proper to let such a person sit in the main seat.

Tsunade smiled generously: "It's not appropriate for me, as a guest, to sit in the main seat. I'll just sit there."

Tsunade then went straight to a seat and sat down.

"This won't do, Lady Tsunade, please take a seat!"

Tianyu's parents hurriedly said.

"Just treat her like any other guest."

"Alright, alright, hurry up and sit down and get ready to eat, I'm starving."

Using the excuse that he was hungry, Tianyu pushed his parents to sit in the main seat.

"Alright, let's get ready to eat!"

Tianyu put his hands together, murmured something, and started eating.

The banquet... has officially begun.

During the meal, Tengo's parents and Tsunade chatted politely for a long time.

Tsunade noticed that Tengo's parents were a little reserved, so she acted carefree and easygoing, which gradually made them relax during the banquet.

This meal lasted for more than two hours.

"Mom, help Dad back to rest."

Turning his head to look at Tsunade, who was also completely drunk, Tengo shook his head.

"I took Lady Tsunade to her room to rest."

Both Tsunade and Tengo's father drank too much at this meal.

"Ah, ah... okay."

Tengo's mother was also somewhat dazed. Under the circumstances of the legendary Sannin visiting her home, she happily drank a few cups.

"Remember what we agreed on earlier!"

"Don't tell anyone that Lady Tsunade is a guest in our house!"

"I remember, I remember!"

After saying one more thing, Tianyu's parents helped each other back to their room. Tianyu also helped Tsunade, whose face was flushed and whose loose clothes were a little disheveled, back to their guest room.

Tian muttered a few words under her breath, then began to clean up the mess on the table.

Parents are drunk...

She had to clean up the dishes, bowls, tables, and chairs.

......

"call!"

In the guest room,

It took Tenyu a lot of effort to get the drunk Tsunade to bed.

The loose-fitting clothes couldn't hide her stunning figure at all.

Her fair, smooth skin with a rosy tint was fully exposed.

The mountain peaks stand tall...

It's about to burst forth...

Tianyu shook his head, but even he, with his strong willpower, was somewhat shaken by the impact of such a scene.

He tossed Tsunade onto the bed and hurriedly left the room.

He's not a hypocrite who takes advantage of others' misfortunes; he'd rather be a petty person than a hypocrite!

kindness...

After leaving Tsunade's room, Tenyu took a few deep breaths; he needed to calm himself down.

"what..."

"Brother, what's wrong?"

Just in time,

As Tian Tian was cleaning up the mess, she passed by and saw Tian Yu's disheveled appearance.

"No, it's nothing. I'm going back to my room to rest too."

step, step,

Hurried footsteps echoed in the wooden corridor.

Tianyu's state of mind had not yet calmed down.

"By the way, Tian Tian, ​​get some rest after you're done tidying up!"

Before entering his room, Tianyu didn't forget to give his younger sister a piece of advice.