My buildings have attributes

"System, begin generating attributes."

"Exquisite toilet construction complete, toilet attributes generated... Generation complete, toilet attributes are as follows: Odor elimination +10, Pleasure +15."

Holy crap... what kind of attribute is this?

Going to the toilet can give you pleasure? You're kidding me.

After thinking about it, Chen Ling decided to experience it for himself.

A minute later, a voice came from the stall where Chen Ling was squatting: XX Casino is now online.

Five minutes later, Chen Ling, who was walking a little unsteadily, left the restroom.

By this time, he understood the actual function of the latter attribute.

"I can't come here again, this toilet is poisonous."

Chen Ling felt that something might happen to this toilet in the future.

Upon reaching the third toilet, Chen Ling generated attributes again. This toilet's attributes finally returned to normal, with an additional +10 odor elimination, a common attribute for toilets, and +15 earthquake resistance and disaster prevention.

After settling the attributes of the three toilets, Chen Ling checked the time and saw it was already past five o'clock.

The construction site is closed for the day, so he'll have to go tomorrow.

With that in mind, Chen Ling drove home.

At this moment, the investigators arrived at the door of the three toilets.

Two people are arguing in front of the toilet where one has "repented for 15 years".

"Old Wu, if you really want to go in, why don't I go instead? I'm in good health."

"No need, at most it'll just be diarrhea. I also want to detox. Wait for me at the door."

"Okay, call me if you need anything."

Investigator Lao Wu turned and walked into the restroom; his retreating figure had a sense of desolation, like a hero departing for his final rest.

Ten minutes later, Old Wu walked out of the restroom with red eyes.

"Xiao Li, do you know? Xiao Wang's sacrifice last time was all my fault. If I had been more decisive and shot him directly, he wouldn't have died. I'm not going to say anything more. I need to go to Xiao Wang's house to see him. I'm the one who let him down." Old Wu, with red eyes, patted Xiao Li's shoulder and drove away.

"Wait...aren't we supposed to be investigating the toilets? Why are you bringing up Xiao Wang? He's been dead for five years, you're really getting emotional about this." Xiao Li stood bewildered at the toilet door, not knowing what to do.

After a while, Xiao Li had no choice but to go into the restroom to investigate himself.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Li also left the restroom with red eyes, saying as he walked: "Mom, I'm sorry. I haven't been home for two years. I'm going home to see you now and spend more time with you."

What the hell is this toilet survey? I'm not doing it anymore, I'm going home to celebrate my mom's birthday.

Chapter Nine: Recruiting Talent

Inside the investigators' office building, in the same conference room, but the people there were not the same group as before.

"Old Wu, Xiao Li, and Xiao Guo are on leave due to special circumstances, so they won't be attending today's meeting. Now, everyone, please summarize the information you have." The investigator's leader's expression was a little strange when he mentioned the leave.

"Leader, our group has taken over from Lao Wu and Xiao Li's group. Based on our observations over the past day, we have drawn the following conclusions regarding the special circumstances of toilet number 1."

After a day of fermentation, a total of 87 people entered toilet number 1. Among these 87 people, there were 8 thieves, fraudsters, and murderers. All 8 of them have now surrendered to the police station and confessed to their past crimes.

Among them, there are 65 people, including staff, internal personnel, and ordinary wage earners. Currently, 42 of these 65 people have filed real-name reports against their department leaders for crimes such as not following regulations.

Of these, 23 have already resigned, and their reasons for resigning vary. Among them, 12 are going to pursue their dreams of starting a business, 7 are going home to be with their parents, 2 are going to other cities to find their first love, 1 is going to another country to prepare for gender reassignment surgery, and 1 is going to the beach to prepare for filming in the sea.

The remaining 14 people also changed their previous laziness and began to work hard and strive for excellence, as if they had suddenly realized something.

Based on this survey data, we have made a preliminary inference about the special function of Toilet No. 1: it possesses the ability to make people repent for their mistakes and recognize their true nature.

After listening to the report from the first team, the elite group of investigators all had very strange expressions on their faces.

The toilets at Mohe Lake were fine before; even if someone was exhausted from defecating, that was just the toilet's proper function.

But damn it, a toilet can make people repent for their lives and realize their true nature. Is this the purpose of a toilet?

"Okay, second group, please report." The leader nodded and said to the second group.

"Boss, our investigation target is toilet number 2. Based on our observations over the past day, we have obtained the following information."

A total of 137 people entered toilet number 2 in one day, of which 42 people entered repeatedly. Among these 42 people, 17 people entered more than 5 times, including 6 couples.

According to Xiao Guo's personal experience after entering the toilet, toilet number 2 has the ability to give people a deeper sensation when doing unspeakable things, making them unable to extricate themselves.

After the second group finished their report, the atmosphere in the conference room became even more eerie.

If this energy were applied to a hotel, the hotel's business would be booming.

But putting it on the toilet is just ridiculous.

"Okay, let the third group continue their report."

The leader's lips twitched as he thought: What kind of toilets are these? They're so damn bizarre.

"Boss, based on our observations over the past day, we haven't found anything unusual about toilet number 3."

A total of 112 people entered toilet number 3, but after using the toilet, none of them showed any unusual behavior. They did not have diarrhea, did not repent for their lives, did not do anything indescribable, and did not report their superiors. All their actions were completely normal.

We didn't feel any discomfort after entering the restroom, and there were no abnormalities after we came out.

Well, finally there's a normal toilet.

bang bang bang...

There was a knock on the conference room door.

"Boss, the target monitoring personnel have sent word that the target is recruiting staff," a staff member reported as he walked in.

"Wait for me, I'm going to make a phone call." After hearing this, the leader got up and left.

A short while later, the leader returned.

"As instructed by our superiors, our branch will form a special investigation team to investigate all of the target's actions. So, you will be going to work at the target's company. You have half an hour to prepare your academic credentials and then apply for jobs at the job market," the leader said to the elite investigators in the conference room.

"Yes, I guarantee the mission will be completed."

……

At this moment, Chen Ling had no idea that he was being watched by investigators.

He is recruiting staff at the talent market in Xuanwu District.

The final payment for the road repairs has already been deposited into the company's account, but he has no one else in the company besides himself, so he has to hire staff.

Originally, Chen Ling only wanted to hire a finance person, but after thinking about it, he realized that the company would definitely grow and expand in the future. Rather than being busy later, he thought it would be better to get things done now and establish the company's framework.

And so, Chen Ling set up a spot at the job market, with a sign next to it that read:

"Super God Construction Engineering Co., Ltd. is recruiting one deputy general manager, one finance manager, one accountant, one human resources director, two administrative specialists, one general manager's secretary, and one receptionist."

Chen Ling originally thought that the recruitment process would be very simple.

As a result, he sat there for half a day, and apart from two recent graduates applying for the positions of deputy general manager and human resources director, no one applied for any of the other positions.

And the two recent graduates who applied for the job were, frankly, studying genetic engineering.

Holy crap... Are you kidding me? You studied genetic engineering, and you're applying for a vice president position at a construction company? What do you know?

Just as Chen Ling was feeling frustrated and considering whether to hire a headhunting firm, the elite investigators finally arrived.

"Mr. Chen, I would like to apply for the position of Finance Manager. This is my resume."

Chen Ling took the resume, flipped through it, and exclaimed, "Holy crap, this guy's awesome!"

Liu Yuyang, 32 years old, graduated from Jinxu University of Finance and Economics. After graduation, he worked as the finance director of Huazheng Group, and then moved to Jinxu Shihua as the regional finance director.

"Why did you quit working at Jin Xushi Painting?" Chen Ling asked curiously.

"I'm getting a divorce from my wife, so I can't concentrate on my work anymore," Liu Yuyang said casually.

"Oh, then why didn't you apply to a big company instead of my small one?" Chen Ling continued to ask.

"Big companies are too tiring, and I'm too heartbroken. I want to find a small company to calm down," Liu Yuyang replied expressionlessly.

Emmmm......

That's a really brilliant reason; Chen Ling was very impressed.

"So what are your skills?" Chen Ling was already quite satisfied, but he still wanted to ask.

"I know everything about finance, especially how to falsify accounts," Liu Yuyang said confidently.

Holy crap... has falsifying accounts become a skill now?

"Alright, you can leave now. Our company doesn't need to falsify accounts. Paying taxes according to regulations is the duty and responsibility of every citizen, so our company doesn't need someone like you who specializes in falsifying accounts," Chen Ling said, waving his hand as he handed the resume back.

Walter?

Liu Yuyang was truly dumbfounded this time. What kind of thought process did the target he was supposed to monitor have?

Chapter Ten: The Attributes of the Company Office

Chen Ling dismissed Liu Yuyang not because Liu Yuyang was capable of falsifying accounts.

It's not because Liu Yuyang's resume is too impressive, but because such a person usually doesn't stay in a small company for long. Then he'll have to recruit a new finance manager, which will be troublesome.

After Liu Yuyang left looking completely bewildered, a middle-aged man came to apply for the position of Human Resources Director.

Chen Ling looked at the other person's resume and thought the person was pretty good. He hadn't worked for any prestigious companies and had only been a human resources manager before. In addition, the salary the other person asked for was not high, so he agreed.

"Old Zhou, our company is just starting out, and there's a lot to do. Please bear with us a bit," Chen Ling said to Wu Hai, the newly recruited HR director.

"Don't worry, Mr. Chen. Whether it's working overtime or doing actual work, I, Lao Zhou, will have no complaints," Wu Hai, an elite investigator, nodded and said.

"Alright, you can handle the rest of the recruitment from here. I'll check if the company office is finished yet, since you guys need to start work tomorrow, and it'll be troublesome if it's not done." After saying that, Chen Ling left the job market; he didn't want to stay there any longer.

Anyway, with Wu Hai around, all he needs to do is hire a few people to act as a front; he doesn't have many requirements for his employees.

After Chen Ling left, Wu Hai gathered the elite investigators together for a brief meeting, assigned them their respective duties, and the recruitment process was considered complete.

Chen Ling had something to do; he wasn't going home to play games, but instead came to the Jinxu International Trade Center.

He wants to rent an office building as the company's office space; a company can't be without an office location, can it?

Chen Ling didn't rent office buildings in those small towns, as they were a bit too low-class. Since he didn't have the resources to build his own company's headquarters, he decided to rent a more prestigious office building, so at least it wouldn't make him look bad.