Peerless Cupid System

"Oh, shit!"

Chapter 5: Take out your phones!

Cursing inwardly, Ling Ziqian reluctantly let go of Ma Li's hand.

Ma Li quickly distanced herself from Ling Ziqian.

A burly, middle-aged woman with a full head of wavy hair walked towards them from a distance.

She is Ou Cuisang, the homeroom teacher of Class 12 in the third year of high school. Her students all call her "Aussang".

Ou Cuisang walked over, and Marie used her as a shield, hiding behind her.

Because she pranked Ling Ziqian last week, Ma Li is afraid of Ling Ziqian's revenge.

Ou Cuisang seemed to be going through menopause, her face expressionless and sullen. When she saw Ma Li hiding behind her, she roared, "Why are you hiding? Do you think I don't know about your messy affair?"

Startled by Ou Cuisang's yelling, Ma Li lowered her head, looking like a primary school student who had done something wrong.

Ou Cuisang was very satisfied with Ma Li's appearance. She looked at Ling Ziqian, her eyes blazing with anger, "Ling Ziqian, why didn't you come to the tutoring on Saturday and Sunday?"

"Um..." Ling Ziqian felt a chill run down his spine after getting involved with this old lady. He quickly lied, "I found my long-lost sister. I was so happy that I forgot to come to school and forgot to call in sick."

Hearing this explanation, Ma Li almost burst out laughing.

Ou Cuisang was so angry that her nose was practically spitting fire.

"If you don't believe me, call my mom and ask her if that's true." Ling Ziqian quickly took out his phone.

"Hmph, I'll call her!" Seeing that Ling Ziqian dared to take out his phone, Ou Cuisang guessed that it was true and did not answer the phone.

Ling Ziqian put away his phone and breathed a sigh of relief. He had just taken a gamble!

However, Ou Cuisang did not intend to let the two off easily.

“If you two are pulling and shoving each other at school, you’d better write a 3,000-word self-criticism and hand it in. If I find out a second time, I’ll call your parents directly. Ling Ziqian, you have to write another self-criticism about skipping class!”

After saying that, Ou Cuisang urged the two of them to hurry downstairs to the sports field to participate in the flag-raising ceremony.

On the way, Ma Li, her face full of anger, gave Ling Ziqian the middle finger.

Ling Ziqian didn't care. He was in a good mood for a simple reason: the screen on his silver watch displayed a number 1.

Huan Yue spoke, shattering Ling Ziqian's good mood, "One Ambiguity Point has very little power; it can hardly do anything."

Ling Ziqian was puzzled. "This morning, one point of 'ambiguity' altered my mother's memory. Now we can also alter Pan Dongyang's memory and make him send me money!"

"The morning is a special case. In short, one ambiguity value is not very useful."

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't play like this! I worked so hard to get this 'ambiguity value'!"

"If you hadn't grabbed her hand but had instead groped her breasts, you would have gotten more than just one 'ambiguity point'!"

Ling Ziqian collapsed to the ground with a thud, shouting, "You're instigating a crime!"

Huan Yue snorted, "The timid starve, the bold thrive, understand?"

Ling Ziqian, his face dark, quickly went to join the queue, ignoring Huan Yue's long lecture.

Every guy has thought about groping breasts, but not everyone dares to do it. Those who do are perverts!

After the flag-raising ceremony, Ling Ziqian couldn't help but ask Huan Yue in his mind, "What can one Ambiguity Point do?"

"It can make someone lose their mind, but of course, for a very short time, at most a few seconds."

"So what if someone loses their mind for a few seconds?"

"You can control a person who has lost their mind. If he has a knife, you can give him the order to slit his own throat!"

Ling Ziqian was startled, but couldn't help laughing, "All in all, one point of ambiguity is quite useful!"

"It depends on how you use it."

"Hehe, the flirtation value is low, so let's maximize it!" A wicked idea popped into Ling Ziqian's mind. "Would you help me?"

Huan Yue explained, "The 'ambiguity value' is yours; you can use it however you want. My existence is merely to guide you."

Ling Ziqian was overjoyed, "I thought I would need your permission and help!"

Ling Ziqian was extremely excited to be able to use his "ambiguity value" at will.

The flag-raising ceremony was over, and the students were returning to the teaching building. Ling Ziqian looked around, searching for Pan Dongyang.

Pan Dongyang was walking with Ou Cuisang, and he was talking to Ou Cuisang like a model student.

Ling Ziqian grinned, revealing a devilish smile, and strode towards Pan Dongyang.

As he passed by Pan Dongyang, he subtly touched Pan Dongyang's arm.

Suddenly, as if possessed by a ghost, Pan Dongyang tackled Ou Cuisang to the ground!

He pressed down on Ou Cuisang, his hands on Ou Cuisang's chest, and puckered his lips to kiss Ou Cuisang's gaping mouth!

This sudden scene left everyone around frozen in shock!

The effect only lasts a few seconds, but it's enough for Pan Dongyang and Ou Cuisang to have a soul-stirring French kiss!

Suddenly tackled to the ground, Ou Cuisang was completely unable to resist!

The students around were stunned for a moment, then one by one they came to their senses and quickly took out their phones to take photos or videos!

The effect disappeared after a few seconds!

Pan Dongyang snapped out of his daze and saw a familiar yet terrifying face in front of him. His mouth tasted salty; he had actually kissed her!

Pan Dongyang was startled. He quickly raised his head and found himself lying on top of Ou Cuisang, his hands pressing firmly against her chest!

He jolted as if he'd been electrocuted, rolling to the side with a start.

The area was surrounded by students watching the spectacle, all of whom were taking pictures with their phones, their faces showing strange smiles.

How come nothing's wrong?

Pan Dongyang was confused about the situation.

At this moment, Ou Cuisang came to her senses. She, a teacher and a middle-aged woman, had been sexually assaulted by a seventeen or eighteen-year-old student in full view of everyone!

Could it be that I have such great charm?

No, I shouldn't be thinking about such things. I should be angry right now, even though I'm a little happy!

The burly Ou Cuisang stood up, her round face filled with anger. She raised her hand and slapped Pan Dongyang across the handsome cheek!

The slap was so hard that Pan Dongyang fell to the ground, dizzy and disoriented, not understanding what was happening.

"The phone!" Huan Yue reminded Ling Ziqian.

“I saw it.” Ling Ziqian nodded.

Pan Dongyang fell to the ground, and his phone fell out of his pocket, landing right next to Ling Ziqian's feet. What an unexpected bonus!

Ling Ziqian subtly stepped on the phone, and everyone was focused on the furious Ou Cuisang and Pan Dongyang. No one noticed Ling Ziqian's action.

Other teachers noticed the students gathered together and quickly came over to disperse them.

Although they didn't understand what was going on, Ou Cuisang and Pan Dongyang were pulled back by their teachers.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Ling Ziqian picked up the phone and left in a flash.

Not knowing the unlock password, Ling Ziqian was a little frustrated, and he wanted to throw his phone down the drain.

But then I suddenly remembered that I could just download any software online and unlock an Android phone!

Maybe we can find something useful inside!

He conspired with Ma Li to prank me and even tried to extort money from me. How could I not get some interest back?

Having made up his mind, Ling Ziqian turned off his phone, put it in his pocket, and walked towards the teaching building in an extremely pleasant mood.

I entered the classroom and sat in my corner seat.

The students in the class were all talking about what had just happened.

They talked and shared the photos they had just taken.

Many girls showed disgusted expressions, complaining that they never expected Pan Dongyang to be that kind of person, actually liking a burly, round-faced, upturned-nosed woman who was already in her forties or fifties!

Pan Dongyang's reputation is ruined, and Ling Ziqian is definitely the happiest person.

He hid in the corner and kept laughing.

"You really have a twisted sense of humor," Huan Yue complained to Ling Ziqian.

"It feels so good to tease others like this!"

Everyone has had the idea of ​​playing pranks on others, and Ling Ziqian was so excited that he felt like he had achieved a dream after successfully playing a prank on Pan Dongyang.

Huan Yue was too lazy to complain about Ling Ziqian.

While Ling Ziqian was laughing nonstop and his classmates were still gossiping,

The protagonist of the incident, the burly Ou Cuisang, bravely walked into the classroom and stood on the podium.

Her face was dark, and she seemed on the verge of exploding at any moment. She said, word by word, "Take out your phones and put them on the table!"

Clearly, she wanted to delete the photo she had just taken.

Ling Ziqian's heart skipped a beat. He had two cell phones in his pocket; he hoped the old lady wouldn't go so far as to conduct a thorough body search...

Chapter 6: Of course other people are cute when they're chubby!

Ou Cuisang was extremely domineering and demanded that the students take out their phones.

Even though the students were extremely unwilling, they still obediently took out their phones.

In school, a teacher's words are commands!

Some students took the opportunity to transfer photos from their phones, but Ou Cuisang reacted quickly, snatched the phones from the students' hands, and then deleted them!

Whenever someone doesn't leave their phone on the table, Ou Cuisang is always the first to appear beside them.

Ling Ziqian placed his phone on the desk and waited silently for Ou Cuisang to come and check it.

After a while, Ou Cuisang walked to Ling Ziqian's table.