A Psychiatrist's Bizarre Game Journey / Dream of the Mist

Ugh, this equipment setup is so unreasonable! How could anyone possibly lift such a heavy anchor?! Cold-cooked Rabbit strained with all its might, but the anchor didn't budge an inch.

"Did you... hit your head when you bumped into Long Aotian? Why don't you just put the anchor back into your system inventory and then take it out again!"

Zhou Ke'er couldn't help but look at Leng Chi Tu with the kind of look one would give someone an idiot and asked, "And... I mean, you've already crippled him, why didn't you just finish him off instead of activating your shield... Do you have some kind of illness?"

"What if he has some trump card? Wouldn't I be doomed if I recklessly went in to finish him off?"

"Cold-cooked rabbit" retorted indignantly.

"So you're just letting me go?!"

Zhou Ke'er raised an eyebrow. "You really are quite selfless!"

"Hey... I think you guys underestimated me! Are you kidding me?! You don't actually think that an attack of this level can defeat the perfect young master like me, do you?!"

While Zhou Ke'er and Leng Chi Tu were bickering, Long Aotian had already shakily stood up. As a red crystal in his hand, which he didn't know what it was, shattered into a pile of powder, all his injuries were instantly healed. Apart from looking a little miserable, he was completely fine. "Don't dream! I, the young master, am the guild leader of the number one guild, Aotian Guild, Long Aotian! The perfect me has already prepared measures to deal with all kinds of situations!"

"This guy... is he actually... real...?"

Zhou Ke'er couldn't help but scratch her head, turning to look at the cold-cooked rabbit, "I thought... his silly act before was just an act, but..."

"This child...maybe we could stir-fry him..."

After listening to Zhou Ke'er's advice, Lengchi Rabbit, who had finally released the second special effect of the anchor, breathed a sigh of relief and complained while wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"Hmph, although I don't know how you common players got your equipment, it's probably just an accident. How about this, as the guild leader of the Aotian Guild, I solemnly promise that as long as you don't stop me and let me kill you obediently, you can become peripheral members of my Aotian Guild. I'll even have someone help you clear the Nightmare mode. How about that? You won't lose out no matter what, right?"

Long Aotian seemed not to understand Zhou Ke'er and Lengchitu's sarcastic words. He dusted off the dust on his body, raised his head arrogantly, and said as if bestowing a favor, "Just consider it as a favor to this young master's perfect face, how about it?"

"...I can't take it anymore..."

Cold-cooked Rabbit turned its head, squatted down, buried its face in its hands, and then began to vibrate wildly at a frequency of nearly 50 Hz, accompanied by an uncontrollable "goose goose goose goose goose goose" sound.

"you..."

Just as Zhou Ke'er was about to say something, she saw Leng Chi Tu suddenly lift its face from its hand, then lie on the giant anchor, its face contorted in a grimace as it muttered intermittently, "I can't... hahaha... I can't... hahaha... breathe anymore... hahahahahaha! This is really... hehehehehehehe... it's hitting my funny bone hahahahahaha! I'm going to die, I'm going to die hahahahahaha!"

"...To be honest, that's true."

Zhou Ke'er echoed the comment without a trace of emotion, then, ignoring the cold-cooked rabbit that was nearly suffocating from laughing, turned to Long Aotian, took a deep breath, and said in an extremely rapid, dramatic, and emphatic tone: "Tch, is that all? You were so close just now and you still managed to miss your Q? Did your mother die too early and not have time to give you a brain? You were just being rubbed into the ground by us, and now you want us to be peripheral members of your so-called guild? And it's still broad daylight! You're really quite funny~ ╮(╯▽╰)╭"

"...Hmph! A casual player is just a casual player. Not only do they not understand their own role, they also have no manners at all. Ugh, why do I, someone as perfect as them, have to breathe the same air as you guys!"

Upon hearing this, Long Aotian shook his head, covered half of his face with his right hand, and sighed heavily, "This is probably the tribulation that the chosen one must suffer! Has someone as perfect as me really attracted the jealousy of the heavens?"

"Pfft, not only are we breathing the same air, but you might have just breathed in the gas from my intestines."

Zhou Ke'er pursed her lips, her face full of sarcasm, but actually... she was genuinely mocking Long Aotian!

You see, the demonic energy within him is practically filling his entire body, and he needs to release some of it quickly. The problem is, he's barely managing to keep his body from being blown apart by the demonic energy with his meager spiritual energy; he can't even take a single step. He can only wait for Long Aotian to charge at him...

"Pfft, hahahahaha! No, don't tell such disgusting jokes, hahahahaha! I really... hahahahahaha... I'm going to suffocate... hahahahahaha...!"

Before Long Aotian could answer, a burst of maniacal laughter pierced the sky. Cold-Eating Rabbit was laughing so hard she couldn't even hold onto the giant anchor anymore, collapsing to the ground and rolling around wildly... She was laughing! She was laughing maniacally!

"..."

Zhou Ke'er covered her face helplessly. What kind of people are these... how come they're even more abnormal than him?

"Tsk..."

Long Aotian revealed a disgusted expression, "What a disgusting guy... a lowly commoner player with no manners. To die at my hands and help me complete the main world quest is truly an honor for you!"

After saying that, Long Aotian roared and then flicked his right hand, and a blood sword appeared in his hand in an instant. A pair of pitch-black wings gradually emerged behind him, and with a sudden tremor, he rushed towards Zhou Ke'er.

"Ah, watch out..."

Coffee seemed to realize something at first, and while protecting his precious snacks, he dragged the now-crashed Taiga Aisaka away to the sidelines to observe.

As for Cynthia... she had already hidden far away long ago. As for why she didn't run away—she still needed Zhou Ke'er to help her lift the curse! She had already been humiliated so much, how could she give up now!

"You've come at the perfect time! Take this... Spicy Heavenly Strike!"

Zhou Ke'er suddenly stretched out her right hand toward Long Aotian, and immediately manipulated her magic power to make all the electrons in the atoms of the entire space in front of him bounce off!

In this way, all the matter in that space will become positively charged, and then, based on the principle that like charges repel each other, Long Aotian will be bounced away... right?

Actually, a safer method would be to manipulate the magnetic field to cause repulsion, but... Zhou Ke'er really didn't study physics seriously. He didn't know what a magnetic field was, so naturally he didn't know how to manipulate it!

Moreover... the method Zhou Ke'er just used was merely a purely theoretical experiment based on assumptions without considering any other factors...

The result is...

"Aa ...

You've completely lost your mind! You forgot that repulsive forces are mutual!

The moment Zhou Ke'er was flung away by herself, she thought to herself with utter despair.

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185. The Great Rescue of the Heroes (Part 22)

"Gurgle, gurgle, pop!" ×2

With two loud bangs, Zhou Ke'er and Long Aotian were seen being thrown to the ground in a miserable state. Due to inertia, they were bounced up and spun around in the air before falling back to the ground and spinning again.

Finally, Zhou Ke'er collapsed to the ground, covered in blood. Due to her succubus identity within the module, her already scantily clad body was covered in scratches and bloodstains from the friction against the ground—well... thankfully she was in her female form, otherwise... just thinking about it hurts...

As for Long Aotian... he was already facing away from the sea, and this blast sent him flying to the shore. With the added momentum, he rolled a few times and naturally fell into the sea below without any surprise.

"Hey...hey, you can't even lend me a hand! Laugh, laugh, laugh at your ass, you brat!"

Zhou Ke'er lay on the ground, looking utterly miserable. In a weak voice, she complained to Leng Chi Tu, who was still laughing uncontrollably, "Are you thinking about how to tile that spot, or how to find Ganoderma lucidum in the open space? The snake spirit is already dead, aren't you coming to save your grandpa?"

He glanced at the status panel and saw that his stamina was down to less than 20%, and his health bar was completely red!

Finally, as if it had laughed itself out of its wits, the cold-cooked rabbit let out a final, desperate "Goose—" before it could catch its breath and gasped for air, "Wow! This is outrageous! I almost suffocated!"

"What are you doing, just standing there in a daze! Are you preparing to play the suona for yourself? Standing there for so long, are you choosing a burial plot that suits you? No need to bother, no need to bother, your ashes will be scattered anyway!"

Seeing that Lengchitu wasn't coming to help her, Zhou Ke'er had no choice but to stand up on her own, roll her eyes, and frantically spout off.

"Ah, I'm just picking a grave for you."

Cold-cooked rabbit immediately echoed Zhou Ke'er's words.

"Aaaaaah! They actually... they actually pushed the perfect me to this point! Not bad! I need to get serious!"

Just then, as Zhou Ke'er was preparing to use her silver tongue to deal with her stinky little sister, Leng Chi Tu, a voice suddenly came from the shore.

A soaking wet figure trudged up the shore, at least five or six meters above the sea, using both hands and feet—how the hell did he even get up there? Zhou Ke'er didn't remember vampires ever posing as geckos!

"Hmph, a spineless dog dares to bark and howl in front of two armies?!"

Zhou Ke'er revealed a mocking smile, "With your strength, what kind of guild leader are you? You got so easily defeated by us 'ordinary players'? Is that all? Is that all?"

Well... although that's what I say, the situation is actually a little bit not good.

Because Zhou Ke'er underestimated the power of her self-created "Spicy Heavenly Forest" technique, she attempted to manipulate too much matter at once, instantly draining her previously abundant, explosive magical energy...

Zhou Ke'er now only has 20 spiritual power converted from corrupted magical energy and a remaining 50 magical energy. Forget about any special moves; in her current state, even the slightest movement that touches her wounds could cause her to bleed profusely and die instantly...

"No...this is bad, the equipment's special effects are still on cooldown..."

"Cold-cooked rabbit" couldn't help but say.

"Hey! If that's the case, why don't you just keep quiet! Can't you just use it as a deterrent?"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Ke'er couldn't help but mentally complain.

"Let me show you just how different you ordinary players are from the perfect me! This is a unique skill that I spent a full 10000 sanity points to obtain in the main world!"

Long Aotian finally climbed ashore, panting. He pulled a bunch of seemingly useless standard weapons from his system inventory, grabbed a handful, and hurled them at Zhou Ke'er and Leng Chi Tu, yelling, "Take this! This move is called... '360 Pay-to-Win Combo'!"

As Long Aotian's voice fell, the standard-issue long spear that he had thrown over, which looked to be of ordinary quality, suddenly exploded. Although it was slightly off-target, the aftershock of the explosion still pushed Leng Chi Tu, who was relatively close, to stumble.

"Holy crap!!! Why the hell is this possible?!?"

Zhou Ke'er was truly shocked. This level of pay-to-win technology... is absolutely amazing!

Wait a minute! This game doesn't have a recharge system yet, right?? Damn, does it mean it won't be available until we reach the main city in the main world??

While the explosion wasn't as powerful as Zhou Ke'er's reckless actions just now, given her current physical condition, if she had taken that hit, she would probably have been dead without a doubt...

"Hahahaha! Can you feel it?! The gap between you and the perfect me! The gap! Hahahaha! I am the chosen one!"

Long Aotian laughed wildly, hurling standard-issue weapons at the frantically fleeing Leng Chi Tu and Zhou Ke'er, causing explosion after explosion. One weapon after another appeared beside him, seemingly inexhaustible... Had this guy stuffed his backpack to its limit?! If they overlapped, that's a whopping 9900 slots! Even without overlap, there are still 100 slots!

"Is this even real?!"

Cold-Eat Rabbit, while fleeing in a sorry state, muttered, "This is fucking outrageous! If I could just spend money... damn... even if I did, I don't think I could get this much stuff..."

"We can't get close to him at all! This full-screen bombardment is no match for your watermelon banana boat and lollipop hammer!"

Zhou Ke'er was already covered in wounds, and with this intense exercise and the constant impact of the explosion's aftershocks, although she was lucky enough not to be hit directly, her wounds were still bleeding profusely.

The bleeding was extremely heavy!

Thankfully, the pain sensitivity was adjusted... otherwise Zhou Ke'er would probably be lying on the ground by now...

"Help! Help! Help! Help!"

Cold-cooked Rabbit, who was closer to Long Aotian, shouted loudly as it ran frantically toward Zhou Ke'er, startling her: "Damn it, don't come any closer! Don't come near me! He was supposed to split up and bomb them, which meant there was a good chance of him making a mistake. If you come near me, we'll both explode together! Are you stupid?!"

"Hahahaha! I am invincible! Perfect, I have no rivals! How lonely it is to be invincible! How empty it is to be invincible!"

Long Aotian laughed wildly, looking up at the sky, and even started singing.

"Fine! Since that's the case... don't blame me for using this trick!"

Zhou Ke'er's eyes narrowed, and she stopped in her tracks with a determined look. She raised her hand toward Long Aotian and took a deep breath.

Seeing this, Long Aotian's expression also turned serious. Zhou Ke'er had just used this move to send him flying. Could she do it again now?!

"You forced me to do this! Since that's the case... Nigelludayo!"

Zhou Ke'er shouted and used the ring's special effect to instantly switch places with Long Aotian. Without thinking, she jumped into the sea.

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186. The Great Rescue of the Heroes (Part 23)

"call out!"

"Pfft..."

A whooshing sound was heard, followed by the sound of a sharp blade piercing flesh.