A Psychiatrist's Bizarre Game Journey / Dream of the Mist

"Let's go first, we can talk as we go!"

Before anyone could say anything more, Zhou Ke'er took the lead and rushed to the end of the corridor, reaching out to press the motion-sensor switch for the corridor light. "Come on over here!"

"What exactly happened?"

Jin Yi pulled Shi Shi along and hurried over, asking with a hint of nervousness.

"Pattern"

His response was two soft clicks as the motion sensor was activated.

"call..."

Zhou Ke'er sighed with satisfaction, "It really does feel strange if the sensor switch doesn't turn on by itself."

"???"

Jin Yi looked completely bewildered.

Mr. Shi, standing to the side, was staring intently at the sensor switch, looking eager to try it out.

"Ahem, alright, alright, I'm not kidding anymore."

Zhou Ke'er then tapped the motion-activated switch to turn off the corridor lights and said in a low voice, "When I left the room just now, I turned around and saw a security camera in the corner of the ward ceiling... I guess they've already found out that we sneaked out. I just don't know why they haven't sent anyone to arrest us."

"Then why are you dawdling here, wasting time! Why didn't you just tell us to run!"

The man in brocade robes was shocked and roared in a low voice, his eyes wide.

"Naive! I stayed here on purpose!"

Zhou Ke'er waved her hand mysteriously. Although it was pitch black and no one could see what she was doing, she said, "Sometimes, you have to deliberately leak information about your own side in order to win!"

"What do you mean?"

Mr. Shi scratched the back of his head and asked without shame.

"That's a story like Mu Susu's. I have a patient who likes to sit in his room and masturbate every day, every night, every moment."

Zhou Ke'er sighed with a look of regret, "But he has a twin brother, that guy is our parents' lackey, always thinking about tattling, which almost got him caught several times."

"???"

Jin Yi looked completely bewildered upon hearing this.

"So he came up with a plan. As he passed by his brother, he deliberately muttered to himself, 'I'm going to masturbate in half an hour!' Sure enough, half an hour later, his father kicked the door open and came in."

Zhou Ke'er, with a serious expression, continued to tell the story with great interest, "In the end, his parents, who were holding a feather duster, saw him sitting at his desk doing his homework with his clothes neatly arranged. You all know what happened next, right?"

"After that, his parents never believed his tattletale brother again."

Before anyone could answer, or rather, he had no intention of letting anyone answer, Zhou Ke'er nodded and slowly said, "Sometimes, we need to deliberately leak information to achieve victory."

What are you talking about...?

Jin Yi's temples throbbed involuntarily, and he almost cried out.

“I understand! Zhou Ke’er means that if we keep running, they will first use ubiquitous surveillance to determine our location, and then surround and kill us.”

Shi, however, seemed to have realized something and said, "But if we stay here all the time, it will lower their guard. They will think we've always been here. When they come here, they won't be able to check the surveillance footage. Then... they won't be able to find us no matter where we hide under the cover of darkness."

"That's right. Even if they go back and check the surveillance footage, it still gives us plenty of time to escape!"

Zhou Ke'er nodded with an expression that suggested she was a promising student, and said, "You can actually keep up with my thought process, not bad! Are you interested in being my patient?"

"A patient? You're a doctor?"

Upon hearing this, Jin Yi exclaimed in surprise, "Are all doctors these days so unconventional?"

"To be precise, I am a great and glorious psychiatrist, unlike those ordinary, frivolous women."

Zhou Ke'er answered with her hands on her hips and a proud look on her face.

Before Jin Yi could say anything more, a series of hurried footsteps came from the stairs opposite the corridor.

"Let's go, let's get out of here."

Hearing the commotion, Zhou Ke'er quickly ran up the stairs.

Where are we going?

Seeing this, Jin Yi hurriedly followed and asked in a low voice.

"Isn't there another player in the women's ward?"

Zhou Ke'er answered as a matter of course.

"Don't answer questions with questions! Cough cough... Do you know how to get there?"

Jin Yi followed closely behind Zhou Ke'er.

"Yes, I just saw the floor plan on the wall when the lights were on."

Zhou Ke'er answered without hesitation.

"I see."

Jin Yi nodded, not noticing anything amiss.

"Huh? Why didn't I see any floor plan there?"

Shi asked with a puzzled look.

The broken windows in the stairwell couldn't block the faintly glowing moonlight, and a quiet, cool breeze drifted in with the moonlight.

The only sounds left were the faint wind and panting.

"Oh, because I made it up. What era are we living in? How could a mental hospital have a floor plan? Do you think this is some kind of classic puzzle game?"

Zhou Ke'er paused for a moment, then answered casually.

"WTF? What are you doing?"

Upon hearing this, Jin Yi was shocked and swore as if he were constipated.

"Don't be so loud! You're attracting all those people!"

Zhou Ke'er frowned and scolded.

"So who caused this?!"

The man in brocade robes complained, his temples bulging with veins, barely suppressing his voice.

"Relax, trust me. Am I a psychiatrist or are you a psychiatrist? I know this little mental hospital inside and out, don't I?"

Zhou Ke'er waved at Jin Yi without turning her head, giving a perfunctory reply.

"I think you're more like a mental patient than a psychiatrist..."

Jin Yi rolled her eyes and complained.

"How could that be? I'm not Zhu Jue, why would I impersonate Dr. Zhang from Qincheng Second Hospital?"

Zhou Ke'er turned around and answered very seriously, "I do have a medical license."

"Wow! Stop chatting and hurry up! They're going to catch up with us if you keep this up!"

Shi, who was hanging at the very back, finally couldn't resist making his presence known.

"Okay, okay, look, we're already on the rooftop. They haven't even locked the door yet! Ha, they're underestimating mental patients, you bastard! A mental hospital that doesn't lock the rooftop door is so irresponsible!"

Zhou Ke'er flung open the rooftop door and couldn't help but vehemently complain.

"Hey! Is this the time to be worrying about this?! Aren't we at a dead end? Weren't we just talking about escaping by leaking information?!"

Weren't we supposed to be looking for another player?! Why were we forced onto the rooftop?! What kind of escape is this?!

According to your story, this situation is equivalent to someone telling others about it, then forgetting about it and excitedly starting to masturbate, only to get caught red-handed!

Jin Yi roared in despair in a low voice, "How could I have been matched with teammates like you!"

"Well, even if you're lucky enough to be matched with me as a teammate, you don't need to be this happy. It makes me feel bad. By the way, you have the potential to be a great tsundere. I'm rooting for you."

Zhou Ke'er scratched the back of her head without any embarrassment and reached out to Jin Yi, "You still have the shirt you took off with you, right? Give it to me quickly."

"What are you trying to do! You wouldn't be... But isn't it a bit inappropriate to be thinking about this kind of thing in this situation..."

Jin Yi's face instantly turned terrified, and she hurriedly hugged her chubby self.

"Shouldn't we be complaining about whether this game allows... you know... sex?!"

The Shi family continues to aggressively assert their presence.

"If you don't give it to me soon, they'll catch up!"

Zhou Ke'er glared at Jin Yi.

"That's right, that's right, stop dawdling, they're catching up!"

Mr. Shi, who was at the very back, was extremely anxious. Although he was usually quite funny, he couldn't be funny in this situation!

"Fine! I'll give it to you! But you won't use this dress for anything... you know..."

Jin Yi gritted her teeth, put on a "the wind is howling and the Yi River is cold" expression, and handed the hospital gown to Zhou Ke'er.

"...Close your anus!"

Zhou Ke'er finally couldn't hold back any longer and muttered a curse under her breath.

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4. So of course I'm a psychiatrist!

"Damn it! They've gotten to the rooftop!"

"Why wasn't the door locked! Who's responsible for this?!"

"Be careful, whatever you do, don't let them jump!"

A commotion echoed in the stairwell, and the security guard at the front felt a chill run down his spine when he saw the rooftop door open inwards.

The pale moonlight shone on the rooftop door, gleaming faintly and exuding a chilling aura, as if dividing the inside and outside of the door into two worlds.

In a moment of panic, the security guards who arrived rushed up to the rooftop and nervously began to look around.

"whoosh"

Just then, a dark figure suddenly flew out from the railing.