A Psychiatrist's Bizarre Game Journey / Dream of the Mist

That monster used its tail—well, it should be called a tail, right?—to whip Zhou Ke'er, sending her flying.

However, it didn't hurt as much as I had imagined.

Zhou Ke'er fell heavily to the ground, scrambled to her feet, and saw—wow, she had suddenly flown in front of everyone, that was quite something.

Moreover, even though she was slapped hard and sent flying dozens of meters away... Zhou Ke'er glanced at her status bar and found that her stamina had only decreased by about 15%, which was almost the same as not decreasing at all, and even less than when Zhang He was knocked out of the mist at the beginning.

Alright, it's basically confirmed. They couldn't kill her even after hitting her, and they even put Zhou Ke'er at the very front of the group. You wouldn't believe there wasn't something fishy going on, even Zhou Ke'er herself.

Could it be that this monster is actually a good monster? Did it see that Zhou Ke'er and the others were too tired from running and kindly came over to help them run faster?

This is hilarious. It's so half-hearted!

The acting was terrible.

Knowing that the monster wouldn't kill her, Zhou Ke'er naturally started to play recklessly. Losing a little health was nothing; Chen Tian was right there, a human health pack, so her stamina would just keep dropping until it was full again!

then...

"You bastard! Look at this cane of mine, would you dare answer if I called your name?!"

Zhou Ke'er watched as the crowd ran past him, looking constipated, then took a deep breath, solemnly raised her cane, and pointed it at the monster.

immediately...

"Ahhh!"

Zhou Ke'er was sent flying again, landing heavily in front of the crowd once more.

"Ahem... Hi? Hello everyone, I'm here again."

Zhou Ke'er scratched her head awkwardly and said to the group of people who looked even more constipated.

As she spoke, Zhou Ke'er rolled up her right sleeve and fiddled with the watch issued by the Divine Academy for a while.

"Hmm... Save the original coordinates first, okay, save it to the notes... Then, when you can't manually enter the coordinates, set them at the location you need to add... Hmm, if it's a location that's being moved, use the second mode..."

Zhou Ke'er muttered something and fiddled with it for a while, then pointed her watch at the top of the monster's head—that place was probably the head?

Then, I pressed the "Save Coordinates" button and clicked "Teleport" without hesitation!

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114. We still don't know the name of the monster Zhou Ke'er rode that day.

"Hey~"

After a flash of white light, Zhou Ke'er appeared above the monster's head as she had wished... in the sky.

"Ahhh!"

Zhou Ke'er fell from mid-air, her arms outstretched.

Simata (Oh no!)! The location setting is wrong, it's so much higher than expected. If she falls like this, with Zhou Ke'er's current 60% stamina, she'll definitely die!

It would be incredibly embarrassing to die from your own recklessness instead of from a monster; you'd definitely be laughed at!

Don't panic! There's still a chance!

Zhou Ke'er suddenly widened her eyes and pointed her watch at the top of the monster's head below her.

Although falling at high speed gives you a feeling of weightlessness, which is actually quite exhilarating, dying from a fall is not so exhilarating.

Change coordinates! Set coordinates! Setting complete, teleport!

When she was about one or two meters away from the monster's head, Zhou Ke'er calmly performed a series of actions. With another flash of white light, Zhou Ke'er finally appeared safely on the monster's head.

"Sizzle! Roar! Kiao!!"

The monster sensed Zhou Ke'er above it and instinctively made all sorts of strange noises. With a sudden shake of its head, Zhou Ke'er fell straight down from above.

Teleport!

Zhou Ke'er reappeared on the monster's head.

"???"

If monsters have expressions, they must be in the shape of question marks.

It suddenly shook its head again.

"Ah~ya~"

Zhou Ke'er screamed and fell off the monster's head again, and then...

Teleport!

Zhou Ke'er appeared on the monster's head again.

Haha! Using this watch as a teleportation array or some kind of fixed-point teleportation tool is such a waste of its potential; this is its true purpose!

Zhou Ke'er thought she was really cool~ a clever little devil~

"Giao!!! Roar!"

The monster got angry, and when it got angry, it even hit itself, whipping its tail towards its own head.

Seeing the tail coming at her, Zhou Ke'er quickly jumped off the monster's head.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the monster was jolted senseless and stood there for a while to catch its breath.

As Zhou Ke'er plummeted through the air, she saw that the monster's tail had already left her head, and so she...

Teleport!

Zhou Ke'er appeared on the monster's head once again.

"Roar...roar? Hiss..."

The monster, quite human-like, showed a bewildered expression, then looked pitiful and aggrieved, finally giving up on the idea of ​​throwing Zhou Ke'er off its head. It could only submit to Zhou Ke'er and reluctantly become her mount for a while.

Zhou Ke'er sat steadily on the monster's head, looking at the others running ahead, panting for breath, and couldn't help but laugh wildly, her expression extremely arrogant, a typical villainous look.

He laughed too hard, slipped, and fell off the monster's head again.

Teleport!

Zhou Ke'er had appeared on top of the monster's head for what felt like the umpteenth time. She awkwardly touched her chin, thankfully the scene hadn't been noticed by the people in front who were busy running away, otherwise she would definitely have been laughed at!

The monster couldn't understand why Zhou Ke'er still fell down when it hadn't done anything. However, it was ordered not to kill the group, so it could only feel wronged and dare not ask or say anything. It could only speed up and chase after the group ahead.

After a burst of dust and smoke, the group noticed the monster was running faster and faster, and Zhou Ke'er was leisurely sitting on its head...

"Hey! What's going on here?! Why are we running away like this while you're using monsters as mounts?!"

Seeing this, Lengchitu couldn't help but complain.

"Hmph, since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you! Actually..."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Ke'er perked up and immediately sat up straight, speaking in a serious and loud voice.

Unfortunately, before he could finish speaking, the flamingo running leisurely below interrupted with a squinty eye, "Because you are the legendary mastermind?"

"...You stole my lines again!!"

Zhou Ke'er choked on her words, then shouted angrily, "Don't push your luck! I've put up with you for so long! You keep stealing my lines! You haven't stopped!"

"Excuse me, Mr. Zhou, I'm a professional at stealing lines."

Honghe forced a "deeply saddened" expression onto her expressionless face and answered in a deep voice.

"Aaaaah! Damn it! You bastard, prepare to die! Take this! Rerorero with a radius of twenty meters!"

Zhou Ke'er immediately became angry and stuck out her tongue and started 'rerorero' at the crowd below.

Clearly, Honghe misjudged Zhou Ke'er's limits. Apart from something as unthinkable as creating excrement on the spot due to system limitations, there was nothing disgusting that Zhou Ke'er wouldn't do.

"Ugh... Hey! You two can fool around, but don't drag us into this! Hey, Zhou Ke'er, I'm talking to you! Stop spitting! It's disgusting!"

Cold-cooked rabbit was stunned for a few seconds upon seeing this, then twisted its face and started complaining wildly.

As for Zhijiansha, who knew a little about Zhou Ke'er, he naturally knew that striking up a conversation with Zhou Ke'er at this time was definitely not a wise choice. He had already quietly sped up and run ahead, strategically choosing to avoid the front line and Zhou Ke'er's verbal attacks.

As expected, as soon as Zhou Ke'er heard Leng Chi Tu's words, she immediately shifted her target and turned to shout at Leng Chi Tu, "What are you talking about? I don't understand!"

Mmm, drool is flying everywhere.

Cold-cooked Rabbit truly felt Zhou Ke'er's infuriatingly cheeky attitude.

"...Okay, to be fair, the level of your shamelessness is truly refreshing."

Cold-Eating Rabbit watched as the Red Crane, who had escaped in an instant, vanished without a trace of death, and couldn't help but reveal a dead fish-like expression of utter speechlessness. Helplessly, he quickened his pace.

By the way... although Zhou Ke'er was aiming for the Flamingo and Cold-Cooked Rabbit Rerorero, but...

For some reason, seemingly guided by a mysterious, unknown force, all the saliva ended up on Zhang He of Hejian.

Zhang He's face immediately turned ashen. It wasn't because he'd suffered an undeserved misfortune; he was used to such bad luck, and he couldn't really blame anyone else—after all, Zhou Ke'er hadn't aimed at him. But... as someone who pursued beauty and had severe mysophobia...

I got spat on!

Zhang He almost fainted from a heart attack; he even wondered if his sanity was about to drop.

Thankfully, no.

"Stop fooling around...we're here. But...it seems like there's someone there."

Chen Tian, ​​who was running in the lead, suddenly stopped and hesitated before speaking.

"Arrived? Where? Aren't we being chased by monsters? Why did we stop? Did I miss something?"

Cold-cooked rabbit was taken aback upon hearing this, and then quickly asked.

"Ha, you're so slow-witted, Cold-Cooked Rabbit! Haven't you noticed yet?!"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Ke'er stood up, struck an extremely shameful and grotesque pose above the monster's head, and arrogantly mocked loudly, "This monster never intended to kill us! Its purpose was simply to drive us here. It was precisely because I knew this all along that I had Chen Tian lead the way here. Look, the monster stopped here, didn't it!"

"Hey~ Long time no see! I didn't expect you to say something so witty as soon as we meet. You're such a clever little devil! No wonder you're the contestant I've got my eye on!"

As soon as Zhou Ke'er finished speaking, a cheerful girl's voice came from the front door of the house in front of her.

Immediately, a woman with long silver hair and a single, high-piled ahoge (a cowlick of hair) emerged from the shadows, wearing a "as expected of me" expression. She placed one hand on her hip and pointed at Zhou Ke'er with her right, boasting, "You actually saw through my plan from the very beginning! But even if you saw through it, it's pretty much over... Little bug, come back~"

As the silver-haired girl spoke, the giant monster that Zhou Ke'er was standing on instantly turned into a cloud of black mist and flew towards the silver-haired girl.

The result is...