Ninja World: I, Kisame Hoshigaki, am no longer human!

In the original story, during the Third Shinobi World War, Minato Namikaze used this technique to instantly kill fifty Jonin from Iwagakure, which is arguably the most outrageous thing imaginable.

In the Naruto world, characters like Minato Namikaze, who have a bit of a protagonist's aura, can use their powers without any logic.

If you encounter this kind of enemy on the battlefield, how do you deal with it? Is running away really the only option?

As Kisame was pondering this question, a loud and provocative voice suddenly reached his ears.

"Kisame Hoshigaki, you'd better pray you don't run into me in tomorrow's quarterfinals. I, Obito Uchiha, will repay that humiliation tenfold!"

Obito walked up to Kisame, stretched out a hand, pointed at the latter's face, and uttered a harsh threat.

Kisame ignored him and casually replied:

"You'd better pray you don't run into me before the finals, then you can at least get second place. Of course, that's assuming you make it to the finals."

Before he finished speaking, he turned and left, which made Obito shout and jump around behind him, blowing his nose and glaring.

The next day.

As the final day of the Chunin Exams began, the stands were packed with people, bustling with excitement. On the streets, even more spectators were heading towards the venue from all directions.

Kakashi was one of them.

He had just visited Might Guy at Konoha Hospital. The latter was still unconscious, and his skin had turned completely red, with his hair standing on end in strange shapes.

Faced with this strange disease, the doctors in Konoha were helpless.

Kakashi inquired about the situation and deduced that Kisame Hoshigaki must have done something to Guy to turn him into this state.

That bastard.

He went to watch the Chunin Exams partly because of Rin Nohara's invitation, and partly because his teammate Obito Uchiha was one of the top eight contestants.

On the other hand, Kakashi was more concerned about Kisame Hoshigaki.

He wanted to use this opportunity to confirm once again the extent of that person's skill.

"Cuckoo~"

Halfway there, Kakashi suddenly felt hungry and realized he hadn't eaten yet.

He lost both his parents at a young age and lived alone, so he didn't like to cook and usually ate at canteens or small shops outside.

However, he has injured his buttocks and can't eat his favorite foods like miso-braised eggplant, salt-grilled saury, and ramen.

They can only eat liquid food and drink beverages.

So Kakashi looked around and finally walked to a small stall full of various fruits, and said to the owner, "A glass of fruit juice, please."

"Please wait."

The owner took out a large glass and started fiddling around, pouring in all sorts of fresh fruits and seasonings. The process was extremely complicated and dazzling.

Throughout this process, Kakashi kept his eyes glued to his boss's every move.

Suddenly, the boss put the cup on the table.

Upon seeing this, Kakashi immediately frowned and said sternly:

"Show it! Let me see what you added. No underhanded dealings allowed!"

Upon hearing this, the shopkeeper was startled and quickly took the cup over, while looking at Kakashi with a look of surprise and fear.

Could this white-haired young ninja be from the Konoha Village Food Safety Inspection Bureau?

In fact, Kakashi was left with severe psychological trauma after being tricked by Kisame.

He now insists that the entire process of food preparation and serving must be open and transparent before he dares to eat it.

Once bitten, twice shy.

But let's look on the bright side.

From this day forward, no one will ever be able to fool Kakashi into poisoning or putting laxatives in his food.

Kakashi finished his fruit juice and arrived at the venue.

"Kakashi, over here!"

Not far away in the front row, Lin smiled sweetly and waved to him.

Kakashi walked over and found that besides Rin, there were also Genma Shiranui, Ebisu, and Tobitake, all of whom were eliminated Konoha genin, who had come to watch the match.

Furthermore, next to Kakashi's seat, Asuma was sitting with his legs crossed, openly smoking in public, perfectly fitting the image of a delinquent.

In a way, Asuma, like Kakashi, was a victim of Kisame's unrestricted taijutsu.

The injury to his mouth has almost healed, but it has left him with psychological trauma.

Now, before smoking, Asma has to check the cigarette from every angle to make sure there are no firecrackers inside before he dares to light it.

"Hey Kakashi, you're here for that shark-like Kisame Hoshigaki too, right? I heard you lost to him."

Asuma greeted Kakashi and sneered, "I'd like to see how much strength that dead-eyed guy will have left after he can no longer use those underhanded tricks."

Although he had been defeated by Kisame twice before, in alleys and restrooms, Asuma always believed that Kisame was only good at ambushing in confined spaces.

If they were to come to the open Chunin Exams venue and both sides were to stand up and have a fair and square head-on confrontation, Kisame's strength would definitely be greatly diminished.

Even their true colors are revealed.

51. Kakashi, please sit down.

He greeted Asuma.

Kakashi didn't directly answer the question, but deliberately avoided it, changing the subject and asking in return:

"Where's Kurenai? Why didn't she come with you?"

"Tch, don't even mention it."

Asma took a deep drag on his cigarette and said impatiently, "I had a fight with her. Women are so annoying. By the way, why are you still standing there? Come and sit down."

"I... I won't sit. I'll be able to see better if I stand when the game starts."

Kakashi crossed his arms and said calmly.

Asuma was completely bewildered: "But this is a front-row seat, you can see very clearly even sitting down."

Just then.

"Hey you white-haired brat in front, what are you dawdling for? Hurry up and sit down. Your hair is sticking up so high, it's blocking our view!"

Several audience members in the back row yelled at Kakashi with dissatisfaction.

"Kakashi, please sit down."

Asuma quickly patted the chair and spoke to Kakashi again.

"..."

Kakashi remained silent, and with no other choice, slowly sat down. The moment his bottom touched the cold chair surface, his pupils contracted, and his face turned deathly pale.

"Kakashi, what's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" Rin Nohara noticed Kakashi's unusual behavior and asked with concern.

"I'm fine. I just had breakfast and have a little indigestion."

Kakashi was still being stubborn, pretending to be nonchalant.

Fortunately, his unspeakable wound was known only to himself, the unconscious Might Guy, and Kisame Hoshigaki.

For Kakashi, this was the only consolation; otherwise, if this matter were to spread, he would probably be dead.

At this moment, we were in a higher position in the stands.

In a luxurious private room, the legendary Sannin of Konoha arrived one after another.

Since the end of the Second Shinobi World War, the three who fought side by side have been busy with their own affairs after returning from the battlefield:

Jiraiya took Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan, three war orphans, as his disciples. He also drew inspiration from Nagato's life experiences to write his first book, "The Story of the Strong-Willed Shinobi".

Orochimaru experienced the fragility of life during the war, and after returning to the village, he became obsessed with research, desperately searching for the secret of immortality.

In contrast, Tsunade seems to be the most idle. Suffering from hemophobia, she travels around the world and enjoys visiting casinos all over the ninja world.

That far-reaching war also changed the course of the three men's lives.

Today marks the first reunion of the three of them in several years.

They agreed to get together and take a look at the Chunin Exams, focusing on assessing Konoha's new generation and seeing if there were any promising talents.

Squeak.

Jiraiya pushed open the door and strode into the private room.

He was 1.9 meters tall, with a burly build and long, white hair like a raging lion. The moment he entered, he saw Tsunade sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed, and his heart raced, revealing a lecherous glint in his eyes.

Although he was a womanizer by nature and often frequented brothels, and had seen countless women, only Tsunade would always occupy the only place in his heart.

Unreachable is always in turmoil.

"Hey, Tsunade, it's been years! You've become even more beautiful!"

Jiraiya walked over with a smile, naturally opening his arms to give Tsunade a big hug.

Unfortunately, Tsunade had already seen through his intentions.

"Ok?"

She gave a soft snort, glanced at Jiraiya, and as her beautiful eyes released a murderous aura, she raised her right hand and clenched it into a fist.

Jiraiya's expression changed instantly as he recalled the tragic past when Tsunade used her superhuman strength to beat him up.

He quickly withdrew his hands, gave an embarrassed smile, and sat down obediently on the sofa next to him.

However, just because your hands are behaving properly doesn't mean your eyes will be.

Jiraiya pretended to sit upright, but his gaze kept wandering over Tsunade. Starting from her feet with their red nail polish, he looked upwards, past her undulating breasts, and then at her delicate features and dazzling blonde hair.

Indeed, this woman is the most perfect.

Jiraiya couldn't help but sigh inwardly. When would such a goddess belong to him?

Just then.