Ninja World: I, Kisame Hoshigaki, am no longer human!

Tsunade's expression darkened, and she immediately understood the reason.

"I'll be right there."

She left him with those words and walked towards Kisame.

"Is it because of what happened yesterday? That young master Fuji wouldn't even let you eat. That's a bit much."

Tsunade approached Kisame and spoke with a slight apology.

It all started because of her.

"It's okay, someone brought me food. She's already here."

Kisame said nonchalantly and waved in a direction not far away.

Oh?

Upon hearing this, Tsunade looked in the direction Kisame was waving and indeed saw a young and beautiful white-haired woman carrying a large wooden basket, hurrying to the set.

"Slow down, be careful not to fall."

Kisame stood up and went to meet the Yuki-onna.

"Kisame-san, you must be starving."

Seeing that everyone else in the crew was eating, the Snow Woman looked apologetic. She had been busy in the kitchen since morning, and had also had to take care of her child in between, which was why she was a little late.

"I'm not hungry, but you've worked so hard, making so many dishes. Have you eaten?"

Kisame took the wooden basket while asking questions with concern.

"Yes, I've already eaten."

The Snow Woman nodded quickly, but as soon as she finished speaking, her stomach rumbled loudly.

She's too busy to eat.

"Let's eat together."

Kisame smiled, lifted the wooden lid of the basket, took out the steaming hot food, and placed it on the small table next to him.

Among them was a fresh and plump young chicken, and a bottle of fragrant liquor.

Seeing this, Tsunade's eyes lit up, and she swallowed hard.

Soju and tender chicken are her favorite foods.

"Want to eat together? Let's call Jingyin over too."

Kisame suddenly extended an invitation to Tsunade.

"Okay."

Tsunade hesitated for a moment, then readily agreed and immediately waved to Shizune.

Compared to the delicacies at the Fuji Prince's table, she preferred this kind of simple food, drinking and eating chicken heartily.

So, one man and three women sat on small stools around a small table.

"By the way, who is this...?"

Tsunade looked at Yuki-onna with a curious gaze.

"Let's eat first, the food's getting cold." Kisame opened the bottle of sake for her, and the aroma of sake immediately filled the air.

"Then I won't stand on ceremony."

Without asking any questions, Tsunade picked up the sake and took a big gulp. Then, she broke off a large chicken leg with her hand and began to gnaw on it with relish.

She has absolutely no ladylike qualities.

"Let's start eating. Jingyin, eat what you like, don't be shy."

Kisame spoke, picking up a piece of chicken breast and putting it in his mouth.

The reason he specifically asked Yuki-onna to prepare shochu and tender chicken was to attract Tsunade, who is a big glutton.

The reason he invited Tsunade and Shizune to dinner was because he had secretly added laxatives to Fuji's meal beforehand.

As retaliation.

This matter couldn't be kept from Tsunade, which is why she was brought here.

The man and three women were enjoying their meal together in a harmonious atmosphere.

On the other side, Fuji was dumbfounded, never expecting that Tsunade would never return.

What surprised him even more was that the Yuki-onna who delivered food to Kisame was also a voluptuous beauty with delicate features.

Why? What makes a guy like Kisame Hoshigaki so special that he gets two beautiful women around him?

Is it possible that women nowadays prefer muscular men, and that handsome men with fair skin like him are no longer popular?

At this moment, the usually confident young master Fuji began to doubt his own charm and could not accept it.

He ate his meal without saying a word, his face grim.

Twenty minutes later.

Yuki-onna finished eating early, and after Kisame and the other two finished their meal, she diligently cleaned up the bowls and utensils, looking every bit the virtuous wife.

"Kisame-san, I'm going back now. The child is home alone and might cry."

The snow woman picked up the wooden basket, bid farewell to Kisame, and looked somewhat worried.

child?

Upon hearing this, Tsunade spat out the wine she had just drunk, choking on it.

"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune rushed over and gently patted Tsunade's back.

"Cough cough cough."

Tsunade coughed as she stared wide-eyed at Kisame and Yuki-onna, and the more she looked, the more she felt...

These two are definitely having an affair.

"You have a child?" she asked in astonishment, her expression exaggerated.

If she remembered correctly, Kisame Hoshigaki is only thirteen years old this year, right?

Although ninjas mature early, often reaching adulthood in their teens, they frequently marry and have children early, only to die on the battlefield in their early twenties.

But characters like Kisame are excessively precocious, both physically and psychologically.

He even got involved with a snow woman who was clearly much older than him.

It's truly breathtaking.

70. Isn't Tsunade just picking up money?

Faced with Tsunade's misunderstanding.

"Lady Tsunade, things are not as you think."

Seeing this, Yuki-onna blushed and explained. She also secretly glanced at Kisame, and only breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that he didn't show any anger or displeasure.

She stood up, carrying the wooden basket, and hurriedly bid farewell to Tsunade and Shizune:

"I'll be going now. You two are welcome to visit my home when you have time in the future."

"Really? How about today?"

Tsunade readily agreed, as she was currently very interested in the relationship between Yuki-onna and Kisame.

what?

Upon hearing this, the Snow Woman froze.

She had only been being polite, but Tsunade had actually agreed. Thinking of this, she looked nervously at Kisame, after all, he was the head of the family.

"Wait here for a bit. We probably won't be able to film this afternoon, so we'll go back together then."

Kisame said to Yuki-onna.

He knew that Yuki-onna lived alone with her child and was very lonely. It would be good if she could make some friends, especially powerful friends like Tsunade.

Why can't I take a picture?

Upon hearing this, Tsunade asked in confusion, after all, Kisame wasn't the director.

As soon as she finished speaking, she understood what Kisame meant.

Both Fujiwara no Kojima and director Yamamoto had diarrhea. Once they went into the toilet, they couldn't come out. When they did, their legs were so weak that they couldn't even stand up.

They need to be supported.

With both the director and the male lead in this state, the film naturally cannot be made.

"You bastard... you really do all sorts of despicable things."

Tsunade quickly realized what Kisame had done.

"I am merely repaying Mr. Fuji's great kindness and lack of manners; it's just a matter of returning the favor."

Kisame responded calmly, not feeling that he had done anything wrong.

As for director Yamamoto, he was the one who dragged Kisame into all this mess on set, so he was somewhat of an accomplice to Fuji.

"Ugh."

Tsunade sighed and walked over to the director and male lead, who were suffering from diarrhea.

In this situation, she, a renowned medical saint in the ninja world, certainly could not ignore it.

So, he prescribed medicine for the two of them and told them to go back to bed and rest for two days, and they should be fine.

Director Yamamoto reluctantly announced that the entire crew would temporarily suspend production and take a three-day break.

Half an hour later.

The four of them returned to the seaside villa.

As soon as Kisame entered the courtyard, he couldn't wait to take off his shirt and start exercising on the nearby equipment.