Sif shook her head immediately. Impossible, absolutely impossible!
If Thor really turned into a dog, what would happen to her sex life for the rest of her life?
"Alright, Miss Sif, you must be tired after traveling so far. I have already had a banquet prepared to welcome you back."
Coulson stepped in to smooth things over.
Logically speaking, Earth has been inexplicably dragged into the Asgardian princes' struggle for succession, and it is very likely that it will face a crisis as a result.
But every crisis presents an opportunity.
If we can use this opportunity to connect Earth and S.H.I.E.L.D. with Asgard, it might be very useful.
After all, according to Bai Ye, Asgard is a very powerful force in the universe, and is the ruler of the Nine Realms, and the nominal boss of Earth.
Let's talk to Big Brother and try to get some assistance. Maybe then Earth will have a chance to take off?
Now, with Bai Ye, the Midgard Thor, and an alien Thor wielding two Mjolnir hammers, there should be enough to suppress any danger to a level that S.H.I.E.L.D. can handle.
Therefore, cultivating good relations with Sif, Thor, and other Asgardians would be an extremely profitable endeavor.
……
Asgard.
After leaving Odin's vault, Loki headed straight for the Rainbow Bridge.
He has discovered that Heimdall disobeyed his orders and sent Sif and the Warriors Three of Asgard to Midgard.
Heimdall, leaning on the greatsword Hoffind forged from Uru metal, looked fearlessly at Loki approaching and said:
"Tell me, Loki, how did you bring the Frost Giants into Asgard?"
Heimdall, who possesses the ability to monitor the Nine Realms, had already guessed Loki's attempt to usurp the throne based on the various pieces of information he had.
Loki, spear in hand, looked at Heimdall, gave a cold snort, and said:
"Do you think the Rainbow Bridge is the only way in and out of Asgard? There are many secret passages between the kingdoms that you can't see even if you're exceptionally gifted!"
"But I no longer need them, because now I am the king!"
"I hereby declare that because of your treason, you are stripped of your status as a guardian of the Rainbow Bridge! You are no longer a citizen of Asgard!"
"Just right!"
A mocking smile curled at the corner of Heimdall's lips:
"Then I won't have to take orders from you anymore!"
next moment.
Heimdall suddenly raised his greatsword Hoffend and slashed it at Loki.
It's important to know that Heimdall is the second strongest warrior after Odin in Asgard. Logically speaking, Loki is far from being a match for Heimdall, even though Loki is currently wielding the Spear of Eternity.
pity.
Loki, being such a cunning man, would never admit to his plot to Heimdall if he wasn't confident in dealing with him.
Facing Heimdall's attack, Loki's lips curled into a mocking smile. He paused casually with the Spear of Eternity, freeing his hands to quickly form hand seals, and the Box of Ice appeared in his hands.
In an instant.
The Box of Ice was activated, and a torrent of cold air swept towards Heimdall like a blizzard.
The Frost Giants' clan treasure, the Frost Box, is a magical artifact created by Ymir, the ancestor of the ancient Frost Giants.
It can unleash massive blizzards, and it is said that the Frost Box contains the power of a thousand winters.
Laufey nearly froze the entire Earth with the Ice Box.
At that moment, Heimdall was also caught off guard when Loki suddenly attacked him with the Box of Ice.
The power of the Ice Box was too great; in the blink of an eye, it quickly froze Heimdall.
Heimdall's sword only had time to stop before Loki's neck.
Looking at Heimdall, frozen into an ice sculpture, Loki muttered to himself:
"This one really suits me better!"
He is a frost giant, and the power he unleashes with the Casket of Ice is greater than the power he wields with the Spear of Eternity.
……
The place where Coulson treated Thor, Sif, and the others to dinner was right in the camp, where Coulson specially used helicopters to deliver top-quality ingredients and a chef.
The ingredients include Alba white truffles, Caspian cod caviar and French foie gras, as well as Butan blue lobster, Spanish saffron, Parma ham, Bastille cheese, French oysters, and so on.
After all, they are entertaining foreign guests, so they must use high standards.
Sif and the Warriors Three of Asgard are just like Thor, straightforward and honest.
So after Coulson treated everyone to drinks, they quickly became friends.
Only Sif was somewhat conscious.
Of course, it was also fortunate that Sif's features were too sharp and did not fit Bai Ye's aesthetic sense; otherwise, Earth might have had a staunch ally of the Queen of Asgard in the future.
"Miss Sif, could you tell me about Asgard?"
Jane asked curiously.
As a typical scientist, she was genuinely curious about the civilization of Asgard.
"Of course, no problem."
Sif was slightly more cautious, but she also possessed the straightforwardness of an Asgardian.
Although I don't want to be taken advantage of, there's no problem if it's about talking about the customs and culture of Asgard.
It's important to understand that Asgard is the ruler of the Nine Realms, constantly imitated but never surpassed. Even if Midgard knew some things, it could only point out some cutting-edge directions. It would be difficult for Midgard to surpass Asgard.
With Jane's deliberate flattery, she and Sif actually got along quite well.
The group enjoyed fine wine and food.
But then I saw...
A suit of steel armor descended from the sky and landed right in front of them.
The immense impact caused the ground to tremble slightly.
"Enemy attack—!!"
Volstagg, Fandral, and Hogan, the three Warriors of Asgard, their faces flushed from drinking, immediately stood up, weapons in hand, and looked toward the source of the sound.
Their eyes all became clear.
Coulson quickly replied:
"Everyone, don't be nervous. These aren't the enemy, but our own people. They're reinforcements I've called in!"
After gaining a general understanding of the situation in Asgard, Coulson sought help from Nick Fury. After all, it involved a conflict between a higher civilization, and Coulson's small frame clearly couldn't withstand it.
And so.
S.H.I.E.L.D. finally managed to get Tony to come.
Tony, who had tried all sorts of tricks in his life, had never actually seen an alien before. He was also interested in Asgard, so he reluctantly agreed.
The Iron Man suit opened, and Tony, dressed in a suit, stepped out, straightened his sleeves, and said:
"It's such a small matter, and your S.H.I.E.L.D. has to ask me to handle it. It's like using a cannon to kill a mosquito."
"Hey, Bai Ye, what are you doing here?"
Tony looked at Bai Ye directly in surprise.
"Do I need to report to you where I am?!"
Bai Ye rolled his eyes, put his arm around Jian's shoulder, and said:
"I accompanied my girlfriend here to do a science experiment, and coincidentally, this is where the trouble started."
Thor understood immediately upon seeing Jane.
It's that bastard again, one of those women who wreak havoc everywhere.
The science experiment you did with your girlfriend was probably about genes, right?
As the host, Coulson went to greet them:
"Mr. Stark, thank you very much for coming!"
Tony gave a brief reply, then looked at Sif and the Warriors Three of Asgard, and said:
"What are these Robin Hood figures in costume doing at your base? Are they hired to perform?"
When S.H.I.E.L.D. invited Tony, they only told him about the existence of Thor's hammer and a person who resembled Thor.
Sif and the others arrived in a hurry and hadn't had a chance to tell him yet.
Therefore, Tony's opening remarks were extremely powerful verbal attacks.
"Hey, Mr. Stark, watch your words!"
Coulson quickly stopped him.
pity.
Tony's words had already been spoken.
Sif, Fandral, and Hogan's expressions immediately darkened.
Vostagg was immediately enraged and stood up, grabbing a black axe.
"Shorty, are you mocking us old folks, calling us clowns in a play?"
Asgardians are generous, but not all of them are fools like Thor who can distinguish right from wrong.
"Shorty?"
Tony's forehead veins throbbed.
He hates it when people say he's short!
If you say he's ugly, he won't get angry because he knows the other person is just jealous of him. But if you say he's short, he'll be devastated because it's true.
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