The traveling frog is living a carefree life in the Marvel universe.

###Chapter 137 Who keeps a diary if they're a decent person?###

Parker was speechless and said:

"Uncle Baiye, you won't be satisfied until you ruin my relationship, will you? Kem and I just had a little argument, it's not as serious as you're making it out to be."

Bai Ye said, "You're just not a good student. Kem is really not a good fit for you."

Parker pretended not to hear it.

Bai Ye: "Fine, even if you refuse to listen, you absolutely cannot become a simp! Simps, simps, in the end, will all end up with nothing!"

"Let me teach you. You and she had a fight. Unless Kem takes the initiative to ask you out, you must maintain a relatively aloof and superior position. During the process of trying to win her back, you must maintain a certain attitude, understand? Because if you are too groveling, it will make women think you are not manly and have no value, understand?"

Parker was skeptical: "Really?"

Bai Ye: "It must be true. Would your uncle lie to you? Of course, I'm not saying you should stop communicating with the other person. That won't work either. You can't cut off the channels of communication with the other person. What I mean is that you need to show this attitude: I'm willing to communicate with you, but that doesn't mean I need you."

"Why do you do that? Actually, it has to do with women's thinking. If you keep apologizing and telling her how much you can't live without her, then you're doomed. She'll think you're a weakling and not worth relying on, and she'll be even less likely to choose to get back together with you."

"After you send her a message, if she doesn't reply, don't reply to her either. Just wait for her reply. If two or three days have passed and she still hasn't replied, then you can send a new message, one that has nothing to do with the previous one, and see if she replies again. Don't dwell on why she's ignoring you, you know? And don't pester her. If you pester her, you'll be at a disadvantage, and the woman will look down on you even more."

Parker felt that what Bai Ye said was very profound, but also quite reasonable.

As expected of the experienced Uncle Baiye!

Bai Ye: "And women will give you a lot of shit tests after an argument. For example, she might say, 'Why did you call me? Don't call me again. Don't talk to me.' If this woman really didn't want to talk to you, why didn't she just hang up or block you? Why would she answer the phone? Obviously, she's giving you a shit test. What should you do in this situation? Just avoid the shit test and don't respond. She told you not to call anymore, so just hang up, understand?"

"Like every time I argue with my girlfriend, she'll say, 'You're a jerk, you're a scumbag.' What do I do then? I completely ignore her because I know in my heart that I'm not a scumbag. If I were, she wouldn't have been with me in the first place, right? Then she'll get bored and stop talking after a while. If I go and explain or argue with her, telling her why I'm not a scumbag, then I'll end up in a weaker position, you know? She'll think I'm guilty and scared. Only guilty people can't stand being denied. The more you deny, the more the other person feels that she's hit a nerve."

Parker raised his hand and argued, "But does that mean we should just leave it at that? Wouldn't that be like a thorn that's never been pulled out?"

Bai Ye: "If there are things you did wrong before, things you need to explain, don't explain now. Explain after you make up. And when you explain, don't use a tone of negotiation, and don't be in a self-deprecating state. Instead, adopt an objective and critical attitude, understand? Criticize yourself and criticize him too. Criticize both of you, understand? Be assertive. A man needs to show his courage when necessary, understand? Even though you're the one who won him back, it doesn't mean you have to grovel before him."

Parker suddenly realized that there were so many reasons behind dating!

He was so naive back then.

Bai Ye: "Perhaps a woman will ask you a similar question: 'Do you love me?' Remember: no matter whether you answer yes or no, she will never be satisfied, you know?!"

"If you answer no, she'll immediately turn around and leave, thinking you're a liar; if you answer yes, she'll suspect you might be just placating her, lying to rebuild a relationship. Yes, women's thoughts are that complicated! So what's the right thing to do? Don't directly answer her question; it's best to step outside the framework of her question."

"For example, when she asks you if you really love her and want to get back together, don't say yes or no. Just say, 'What do you think?' and throw the question back to her, letting her guess. If she says no, then say, 'I'm sorry, you guessed wrong,' and end the conversation. See how she reacts, understand?"

"There will be many more similar tests, and they will be a part of your entire life. One principle you need to remember is: never respond directly to a woman's tests. Try to take control of the conversation, and at least don't let her frame you, okay?"

After listening to Bai Ye's words, Parker felt as if he had suddenly seen the light.

Seeing that Parker had gained enlightenment, Bai Ye nodded in satisfaction.

Men, you can do anything, just don't be a simp!

When the price-cutting collapses, no sycophant is innocent!

"Bai Ye, stop playing around and come help me out."

Aunt Mei, who was in the kitchen, called out.

"Ok."

Bai Ye immediately abandoned Parker and ran into the kitchen.

Looking at Bai Ye's fawning manner, Parker fell into doubt again. Is Uncle Bai Ye really a very domineering person when it comes to women?

"Make these chicken wings."

Aunt Mei said.

"Okay!"

Bai Ye glanced at the ingredients: eight chicken wings and a cup of Coca-Cola, and understood.

This is supposed to be cola chicken wings!

Bai Ye rolled up his sleeves.

First, put water in a pot and bring it to a boil. Then add the chicken wings and cook until they are about 7% done. Drain the water and set aside.

Then add plenty of oil, sauté chopped green onions and garlic, add chicken wings, cumin and chili powder, stir-fry over high heat until the skin is slightly charred.

Skim off the excess oil with a spoon, add the cola, salt, and MSG. Do not add any water. When the cola is almost evaporated, turn the heat down to reduce the sauce.

Next, while the cola is boiling, you can use a spoon to skim off the minced garlic and scallions.

Finally, when plating, include the sauce as well.

This dish is even better than KFC's chicken wings. The chicken wings are spicy and crispy to the bone.

"Don't steal any food!"

Aunt Mei slapped Bai Ye's hand as he tried to steal some food and said in an annoyed tone.

Well, Bai Ye regretfully gave up the idea of ​​sneaking a bite.

I continued helping Aunt Mei prepare the dishes.

About twenty minutes later.

Aunt Mei called out:

"Parker, dinner is ready, get ready to eat."

A moment later, the table was filled with dishes: cola chicken wings, twice-cooked pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, stir-fried lotus root slices with chili oil... and finally, old duck, winter melon and kelp soup.

—Due to the influence of White Nights, Aunt May and Parker's eating habits have become somewhat Eastern.

Parker: "Aunt May, what holiday is it today? Why is it so lavish?"

Aunt Mei rolled her eyes at him: "If you don't want to eat, then don't eat."

Parker: "No, no, no, I want to eat!"

He immediately lowered his head and ate his rice, not saying another word.

Actually, Aunt May just wanted to reward White Night for his hard work, and since Parker had awakened his superpowers, he should eat something good to replenish his nutrition.

In this household, apart from Meryl Streep herself, everyone else is undoubtedly a super-efficient cook.

Thor is a god, and he has been training in Lightning Release Chakra Mode to strengthen his body without stopping. After Pakkun awakened his abilities, his cooking ability also increased significantly.

Therefore, there is absolutely no waste among the dishes that Aunt Mei prepared.

While eating...

Bai Ye, Thor, and Parker all aimed their chopsticks at the last cola chicken wing on the plate.

Parker: "Uncle Baiye, you've already eaten two, this one shouldn't be yours."

Thor agreed: "Woof woof!"

Bai Ye: "Don't forget, I made this. I'll eat more, what's wrong? What's wrong?"

Parker: "I have never seen such a shameless person!"

Aunt Mei was eating her lotus root slices and didn't bother to stop the fight between the three of them.

"I added a little too much salt, but it's still okay."

Aunt Mei nodded as she ate her lotus root slices.

Lotus root slices are much better than the junk food that Bai Ye and his friends were fighting over, like cola chicken wings. Lotus root is high in iron, so it is especially suitable for patients with iron-deficiency anemia. Secondly, lotus root is rich in plant protein, vitamins and starch, which has a significant effect on replenishing qi and blood and enhancing the body's immunity.

Aunt Mei ate her meal as if oblivious to the commotion around her, while simultaneously taking the remote control and turning on the television.

"...We can see that this masked man dressed as a spider possesses extraordinary strength. He easily caught a medium-sized truck that fell from a great height. This strength may even surpass that of Captain America in the past."

"For now, we cannot determine the true purpose of this masked man, but..."

J. Jonah Jameson, owner of the Daily Bugle: "Don't be fooled, everyone. This masked Spider-Man is definitely not a hero. He's just a criminal, a masked robber, and a menace. These masked people are all hypocrites. They must have some ulterior motive for doing this. Maybe they're secretly plotting to destroy the world."

Parker: "..."

Although Parker was a little angry about the Daily Bugle's owner, Jonah Jameson, criticizing him, at this moment, he felt more fear than anything else.

I never expected that my act of chivalry so early in my career would be broadcast on TV. I hope Aunt Mei won't find out that it was me.

Parker glanced furtively at Aunt May, only to find her expressionless, leaving him wondering what she was thinking.

"Gurgle—!"

Parker swallowed hard. Perhaps it was his own psychology, but he felt the atmosphere at this moment was particularly oppressive.

Bai Ye, however, was happily eating the chicken wings he had snatched when he said:

"I don't know if the news media have nothing better to do. What's so interesting about reporting on a pervert who's wearing a bodysuit and wandering around the streets?"

"Parker, don't you think? Who wears a tight-fitting suit if they're a decent person?"

Parker: "Yeah!"

Bai Ye: "Are you wearing a bodysuit?"

Parker: "I won't wear it, will you?"

Bai Ye: "Who would wander around the streets in a bodysuit?"

Parker: "Aren't people who wear tight clothes on the street perverts?"

"Disgusting!" *2

Parker chatted and joked with Bai Ye for a couple of minutes, then quickly shoveled some rice into his bowl, downing it in one gulp, and said:

"I still have homework to do, so I'll go back to my room first!"

Before Aunt Mei could react, he picked up his handbag and went upstairs.

After Parker left, Aunt May said with dissatisfaction, "That brat Parker, he's only just awakened a little bit of his ability and he already thinks he's someone special! He has no skills whatsoever, yet he tries to act like a hero. What if something happens to him?!"

Bai Ye: "Kids are bound to be mischievous. They'll understand things better when they grow up. Parker's behavior isn't really a big problem. With his physical strength and healing ability, even if he encountered the NYPD's ESU team, he wouldn't be in any danger."

"If he really causes any trouble, I know people in the NYPD, FBI, CIA, and Department of Homeland Security. As long as it's not a matter of principle, they can probably help him sort it out."

"If you're really worried, why don't you just talk to him about the situation now and make a deal with him!"

Aunt Mei hesitated for a moment and said, "Never mind, I'll wait for him to explain the situation to me himself!"

"alright."

Bai Ye nodded.