Yae from Genshin Impact is my sister

Genshin Impact: My Sister Yae is My Sister (Author: Yu Shi Jian Ke)

Summary:

"Little guy, you've been following me all this way. Do you really want to become my apprentice? You should know that I, Gongsi, am usually very busy."

"But, I really want to become stronger, you big fox demon."

Looking at the child with white fox ears and tail in front of her, Yae no Miko smiled slightly. "Senior Fox Palace, you can't escape my grasp now."

"It's not impossible for me, Tsukasa, to teach you how to become stronger, but I don't want to be your master. The word 'master' makes me sound really old. From now on, you can call me Tsukasa-neechan."

"It's not impossible for me to teach you my skills. As long as you can persuade, no, convince a shrine maiden to live in Narukami Shrine, I will teach you all my skills."

Chapter One: The Fox Boy in the Hall of Rebirth

At dawn, the morning mist enveloped Liyue Harbor like silk. The rising sun from the sea did not bring much warmth to Liyue Harbor, and many people rushing to work early could only wrap themselves in their thin clothes to ward off the chill.

As the largest port on the Teyvat continent, Liyue Harbor was bustling with activity as various shops opened early in the morning. However, in this lively and prosperous Liyue Harbor, only one shop called the Hall of Rebirth was deserted.

"Oh my, isn't this Zhongli? Zhongli, what brings you to the Hall of Rebirth today? Is Heyu Teahouse closed?"

A young girl pushed open the door of the Hall of Rebirth. She was dressed in a black dress with patterns and a long back, and wore a hat with the Qiankun Tai Gua symbol on her head. There was a black bow at the back of the hat, and the emblem of the Hall of Rebirth was decorated on the front. The plum blossom on the side of the hat added a touch of vitality to her outfit.

The strangely dressed girl was none other than Hu Tao, the 77th head of the Hall of Rebirth, and Zhong Li's nominal superior. When Hu Tao skipped and hopped into the Hall of Rebirth carrying two lunch boxes, she was surprised to find Zhong Li sitting in a chair, which Hu Tao found incredible.

"That doesn't make sense either. Aside from Heyu Teahouse, you have plenty of places to go. It's really strange that you could see Zhongli in the Hall of Rebirth."

"Alright, alright, since you're here too, Zhongli, you can have this extra Central Plains offal. Brother Su Bai, are you still not up?"

Zhongli, sitting in the chair, shook his head, picked up a plate of Central Plains Offal and savored it carefully. He hadn't eaten this kind of snack for many years, and today, tasting it again, he felt that it was no worse than the snacks at Xinyuexuan.

"The sun is already high in the sky and Brother Su Bai is still not up. No, I must wake him up. The weather is so nice today, it's the perfect day to go and promote the Rebirth Hall package together."

Watching the quirky girl in front of him run upstairs, Zhong Li, who was eating offal nearby, shook his head helplessly. How could Su Bai, a perfectly good kid, have turned into this after ten years in Daoqi?

Thinking about how such a diligent child had been taught to be like this by Yae no Miko, Zhongli had a headache. He had previously worried that Su Bai would be taught by Liu Yun Zhenjun to be someone who stayed at home all day, which was why he had allowed Su Bai to go to Inazuma to learn skills. Now it seemed that it would have been better to let Liu Yun continue to take care of Su Bai.

Upstairs, Hu Tao tiptoed to the bedside and saw Su Bai still fast asleep. Hu Tao skillfully lifted Su Bai's blanket, instantly exposing two fluffy, white tails to Hu Tao. Hu Tao chuckled and touched them directly with her cool, freshly washed hands.

The fluffy texture brought a satisfied smile to Hu Tao's face. Sure enough, the early bird catches the worm. As long as you get up earlier than Su Bai, you can touch his tail as much as you want.

The boy, who had been fast asleep, seemed to be startled. The pair of plump white fox ears on his white hair twitched. After confirming who it was, the boy lying on the bed showed no sign of getting up.

"Brother Su Bai, get up, get up! The weather is so nice today. Use your irresistible charm to help me persuade the young ladies to sign up for our Rebirth Hall package."

"Little Walnut, what time is it? Haven't you heard the famous slacking-off ninja from the final anime, Hayato, say that working is worse than sleeping?"

"And you even have the nerve to suggest going with me to seduce young girls?"

Because his tail was being rubbed by Hu Tao's little hands, Su Bai couldn't sleep comfortably. He had no choice but to open his eyes and glare at Hu Tao, who was still chuckling. Only after Hu Tao had rubbed his tail comfortably did Su Bai pull it out of Hu Tao's hands.

"Last time, I used my tail to help you promote the Wangshengtang package and ended up selling it to Keqing. Not only did you not remind me, you actually turned around and ran away. Do you know that Keqing touched my tail for a whole hour before letting me go?"

"Sorry, but you can't blame me. It's just that your tail feels so good, even someone as dedicated to her work as Keqing can't help but want to touch it a few more times."

Hu Tao's insincere apology made Su Bai roll his eyes at her. That was his humiliation! If it weren't for the fact that Hu Tao would give him one-fifth of the Mora for every meal she sold, Su Bai wouldn't have betrayed his tail.

"Alright, alright, I'm not going to argue with you anymore. I'm going to Mondstadt soon, so I'll take this opportunity to say hello to you, Little Walnut."

"Mondstadt? Brother Su Bai, Mondstadt is currently plagued by dragons. Aren't you afraid of getting eaten by a dragon with your small frame? But dragons shouldn't be interested in foxes, right? Ouch, that hurts."

Hu Tao covered her head, watching as Su Bai calmly withdrew the karate chop from her head. She couldn't understand why Su Bai's karate chop had hurt so much on her head.

"No matter what, I am a celestial being, and a famous fox spirit in Liyue Harbor. How could I possibly be eaten by Stormterror? Besides, if I were eaten by Stormterror, I wonder who would help you sell those weird and wonderful combo meals in the future."

"Hey, Brother Su Bai, don't be angry. I bought you some Central Plains offal. Since you're not going to help, I'll go and get busy. Remember to bring me something when you come back from Mondstadt."

Seeing that she had no chance of getting Su Bai to go with her to promote the packages, Hu Tao stopped bothering Su Bai and, after saying goodbye to him, jumped out of the window.

Hearing Hu Tao start singing her self-composed Qiuqiu ballad again, Su Bai couldn't help but smile. He knew that Hu Tao only went out to promote her meal packages when she wasn't working.

"I wonder which lucky person will be entangled with Walnut today."

"Sigh, I wonder how Miko-nee is doing lately. I heard that Inazuma is making a fuss about the Eye Hunting Order. I hope Sara won't take away Miko-nee's Eye of God."

Su Bai got up and put on his coat. Since he had already been woken up, there was no point in going back to sleep. He might as well take advantage of the time and go downstairs to have breakfast.

The Hall of Rebirth, a special building with a history of over a thousand years, is almost entirely constructed from the finest wood. This is also the reason why Walnut is prohibited from using the Eye of God within the Hall of Rebirth.

As Su Bai went downstairs to finish the Chinese mixed vegetables breakfast that Hu Tao had bought for him, accompanied by the clattering of his shoes against the wood, he was surprised to find someone sitting in his usual chair. That person was none other than Zhong Li, whom Su Bai had never been able to understand.

"Zhongli, you didn't go out to spend money? That's really rare. Did you know I was going to Mondstadt and come here especially to see me off?"

Faced with Su Bai's teasing, Zhong Li had long since mastered the art of remaining calm and composed. Even if the Eightfold Divine Child himself came, Zhong Li could still chat with him without changing his expression.

“I have nothing to do lately, but I feel a little tired and am sitting for a while. My young friend Su Bai, I have heard that the dandelion wine in Mondstadt has a very unique taste.”

"Alright, alright. If you need something, Su Bai; if not, Su Bai. It's just a bottle of dandelion wine. I have some Mora in my pocket right now, I'll bring you a few more bottles."

The Mora that Walnut gave to Su Bai last time he sold a set meal is still there, stored in his Eye of God's space. Although it's not much, it's enough to buy a few bottles of wine.

Speaking of Granny Ping's external vision technique, it's truly amazing. She was able to create a small space within the Eye of God. Granny Ping is truly divine.

Oh, speaking of this Eye of God, it was a dumpling that the old woman Shadow prepared for him after eating the Eightfold Divine Child. The young Su Bai was so angry that he picked up a tiger-eating fish knife that was almost as tall as him and wanted to have a go at Shadow.

Then, his buttocks were swollen for three whole days. Just as Su Bai was recovering from his injury, a lightning-attribute God's Eye fell from the sky and landed right on his injured buttocks. Su Bai was so angry that he almost threw the God's Eye away.

"That would be perfect."

"If there's nothing else, I'll be heading off. I'll go chat with Boss Ruoduo when I get back."

Upon hearing Su Bai mention the name Ruo Tuo in his mutterings, Zhong Li's expression changed repeatedly. He knew that Su Bai had used the spells he learned from the Eightfold Divine Child to tear a hole in Ruo Tuo's seal.

He also knew that Su Bai had awakened the memory buried in Ruo Tuo's heart with his unique illusion magic, but Zhong Li never expected that when he went to see this old friend a few days ago, his old friend would open his mouth and say something like that.

"It hurts, it hurts so much, Morax, why, why are you hiding from me?"

When the clock struck, he was numb. He felt as if he had been sealed and then triggered a superconducting reaction, becoming silent and vulnerable. Even now, he still hasn't quite recovered from that feeling.

Chapter Two: Foolish People Should Read More

As the only inn between Mondstadt and Liyue where people can rest, Wangshu Inn used to be packed with people, but since the dragon plague in Mondstadt, business has been declining day by day.

"Looks like Brother Xiao went out to deal with monsters. He didn't even eat almond tofu on the rooftop."

Su Bai, who was passing by Wangshu Inn, originally wanted to visit Xiao, but he was disappointed to find no one there. Feeling a bit bored, Su Bai sat down on a chair and decided to wait for Xiao for a while, which would also be a good opportunity for him to rest.

"Brother Xiao's karmic burdens are increasing. Alas, it's a pity that my immortal power is still too little."

"I hope this trip to Mondstadt will confirm my conjecture. Otherwise, I'll have no choice but to ask the Emperor if there's a way to quickly increase my immortal power."

Thinking about the extremely unlucky fortune he drew before setting off last night, Su Bai was also a bit troubled. He had learned some simple divination from Yae no Miko when he was with Inazuma. Although it wasn't very accurate, drawing ten extremely unlucky fortunes in a row last night was enough to make Su Bai take it seriously.

It's important to understand that the probability of drawing ten bad omens in ten draws is comparable to the probability of the Jade Pavilion floating in the sky being smashed down by Ningguang. Even Su Bai himself didn't expect this outcome.

"Forget it, forget it, I won't think about it anymore. Things will work themselves out. Even if I can't beat them, I can still outrun them."

Su Bai got up and tried to comfort himself, but he knew exactly what he was thinking. Mondstadt was like a road of no return; once he went in, it wouldn't be so easy to get out.

"Damn it, when did I pick up Sister Shenzi's habit of thinking three steps ahead before taking a step? I have the Rock King Emperor standing behind me, who am I afraid of?"

Seemingly having convinced himself, Su Bai cast aside his previous concerns and called out to Yan Xiao, who was slacking off in the kitchen.

"Yanxiao, bring a few of your signature dishes. Put the bill on Zhongli's tab, and send it to the Hall of Rebirth at the end of the month."

Night fell as expected. Under the starry sky, the road from Liyue to Mondstadt was deserted. The bustling traffic of the past seemed to have truly become a memory. A fox-eared, fox-tailed boy, with a blade of grass in his mouth, walked leisurely along this road. If an artist were to capture this scene in a painting, perhaps the title would be "The Boy."

Even though Mondstadt was in the midst of the dragon scourge ahead, the person who plunged headlong into it without hesitation for the sake of his dream—wasn't he a passionate young man?

Now, the boy, who had just stepped into Mondstadt, encountered his first problem: a group of treasure hunters were openly robbing him on the main road from Liyue to Mondstadt.

Looking at the members of the treasure-hunting gang wielding various weapons, Su Bai was so excited he almost laughed out loud. Heavens above! After all these years, he had finally encountered a treasure-hunting gang that didn't know what was good for him.

"What are you doing? I... I don't have any Mora on me."

Seeing Su Bai's 'cowardice', a burly man about two meters tall stepped out from the group of thieves. This man looked like someone who had fought many 'hard battles', with at least a dozen scars of various sizes showing on his clothes.

"Kid, hand over all the food you have on you, I'm starving to death!"

"Well, sir, I... I don't have any food either."

The burly man, who appeared to be the leader of the treasure-hunting gang, looked Su Bai up and down. When he saw that Su Bai was alone and empty-handed, a clear look of disappointment flashed in the man's eyes.

"Are you crazy? It's still three days' journey to Mondstadt. Are you trying to starve to death by not bringing any food?"

"Get out of here, get out of here, you're such bad luck. Little Sanzi, give this pretty boy a few pancakes. I don't want him to starve to death on the road. We'll have to collect his body. It would be bad if he ruined our business in Mondstadt."

Su Bai's face twitched. It seemed that this treasure-hunting group was quite particular. Seeing that he was about to be sent away, Su Bai simply stopped pretending.

"Gentlemen, have you ever heard a saying from the Hall of Rebirth?"

"What are you talking about? Do you want to brandish that little knife in your hand and show it to us?"

The members of the treasure-hunting gang almost burst into tears of laughter when they saw Su Bai pull out a fruit knife used for peeling fruit. Su Bai didn't say anything more, but instead showed a classic squinty-eyed fox smile.

"That means, with one slash of a knife, I'll kill you; your ashes will be in a rectangular urn. Die, you're done."

The members of the treasure-hunting team, who were still laughing, didn't quite understand what Su Bai meant. They looked at each other, their eyes filled with confusion.

Su Bai didn't intend to explain what he meant to them; they would find out soon enough.

Just as the members of the treasure-hunting team were still wondering what was going on, Su Bai suddenly turned into a beam of white light.

Before the treasure hunters could react, the warmth on their necks reminded them that the person in front of them was not someone they could contend with.

"Boss, what do we do? This idea is a bit tricky."

The leader of the treasure-hunting gang looked at Su Bai, who was still playing with a fruit knife, gritted his teeth, and seemed to have made a great decision. Then, under Su Bai's expectant gaze, he knelt down with a thud. This scene stunned Su Bai. What happened to his vow to never yield?

"Grandpa, please forgive us! We really didn't mean to!"

"Grandpa?? I'm only eighteen years old this year, do you really want to go?"

Seeing that Su Bai had taken out the knife again, the leader of the treasure-hunting gang was startled and quickly changed his tune.

"No, no, little brother, little brother."

"Younger brother? That's what young, energetic girls, mature and sophisticated older sisters, and charming aunties call me. Which one are you? If you can't tell, I happen to have a sample of the box that Hu Tao asked me to promote last time. You can try it out for free."

The leader of the treasure-hunting gang wanted to slap himself a few times, but his limited vocabulary prevented him from thinking of how to address Su Bai, so he could only look at Su Bai pitifully.