Yae from Genshin Impact is my sister

Flowerbedo: 'You can praise someone, but why drag me into it, Abedo? My foolish brother, my newly developed Deception Flower can now use two elemental powers simultaneously. I think I need to go to Dragonspine Snow Mountain to discuss it with you.'

Su Bai: "You two stop arguing. I have a question: why are only the two of you able to receive Inazuma's signal? Is there something wrong with the other people's phones?"

Abedo: 'It's probably not that other people's phones are having problems, but rather that my stupid brother and I are around the signal booster to get your signal.'

Su Bai: 'Is it because the distance is too far? Abedo, do you have any way to strengthen the signal again?'

Abedo: 'I do have a few ideas, but they might take some time. Also, I received an invitation to the Inazuma festival, so the time is indeed a bit tight.'

Abedo: 'If someone helped me, it might be much faster.'

Abedeo: 'Hey, you bastard Abedeo, you almost called out my name! Your disciple Sugar clearly knows the basics of alchemy, okay?'

Aberdo: 'Do you want to see the signal booster I placed in the snowy mountains grow legs and run to Mondstadt one day?'

Hua Beiduo: 'This... given that little girl named Sugar's alchemical talent, it's quite possible. But you'll be the one with the headaches, what does it have to do with me?'

Abedo: 'The reward is 200,000 Mora, including room and board.'

Hua Beiduo: 'That's not what I meant...'

Abedo: 'Three hundred thousand Mora, plus a rare alchemical ingredient.'

Flowerbedo: 'No, I meant...'

Abedo: 'Five hundred thousand Mora, plus a rare alchemical ingredient.'

Hua Beiduo: 'Deal.'

Looking at the word "transaction completed" displayed on his phone, Su Bai felt that Hua Beiduo must have learned a lot about doing business in Liyue Harbor. This conversation completely revealed what Hua Beiduo had learned recently.

Hu Tao: 'Hua Beiduo, I hope nothing's happened at the Hall of Rebirth lately? I'll be going back soon, so you all better not cause me any trouble.'

Walnut: 'Hua Beiduo? Hua Beiduo? Where is he?'

Abedo: 'Master Hu, if nothing unexpected happens, my foolish brother should be coming to see me. If there's anything you need to convey, I can pass it on for you.'

Chapter 316 Busy Rice Wife (5)

"Everyone in Inazuma is busy, Su Bai, why are you the only one who's so free?"

"You can't blame me for this. It's not like I wanted to be so idle. I didn't even need to help out, so I just wandered around."

Su Bai shrugged innocently. He didn't know why, but those people who followed the Heavenly Orders treated him like mice seeing a cat. No matter what he said, they wouldn't let him help them. But when Ying came, a bunch of requests were dumped on Ying.

Looking at the list of requests in her arms, Ying sighed and rubbed her forehead. Although the rewards for these requests were good, the process was far too tedious, and she was getting impatient with dealing with such complicated matters.

"Ying, stop complaining. Once we're done dealing with this, we can go to the Heavenly Territory for a free meal. The food there is quite good."

While flying in the sky, Paimon was holding his phone, chatting in a group chat, and munching on snacks he bought from the street. Ever since Abedo explained in the group chat that he needed to go to Inazuma to modify the signal booster device so that the signal could be spread throughout Liyue and Mondstadt, Paimon's shopping plan had been temporarily put on hold.

Because Inazuma's signal booster was so rudimentary, the boost from Abedo's modified signal booster caused several 'unknown' messages to frequently pop up on mobile phones in Mondstadt. This startled many people with mobile phones in Mondstadt, who thought their phones were haunted.

In other words, Aberdo was quite clever. After some experimentation, he immediately turned off the newly developed signal enhancement device, and the phone ghosting incident came to an end.

Of course, Abe did not hold back in mocking Abedo, after all, Abedo had previously said he had a solution. Abedo did not say much about it, in his words, no matter how much he reinforced the walls, the house would easily collapse if the foundation was not good.

"The festival held by Inazuma this time seems to be on a very large scale. I see the entire island is decorated, and the vendors who make all kinds of merchandise have already started to reserve their stalls on the island."

Watching the shogunate army take away another vendor who was occupying a spot illegally, Ying, who had never experienced a festival before, sighed. This was already the seventh vendor she had seen make this mistake. These people were just too enthusiastic.

Seeing the shogunate soldiers skillfully tidy up the things on the ground, Su Bai chuckled a few times. When he was a child, he often bought things from these unregistered vendors during festivals.

He remembered clearly that when Ayato Kamisato bought some snacks from one of these vendors, he spent the whole day running to the toilet the next day, and his already pale face became even paler.

"Speaking of which, if you have confidence in your stomach, it's okay to eat those unregistered street food stalls a little more often. After all, there are no special personnel to test them, and the snacks they make have a pretty rich flavor."

"Why do I sense such malice in your words, Su Bai? Don't try to fool me."

Ying rolled her eyes at Su Bai and puffed out her cheeks. Although she had lost many memories, it didn't mean she was an idiot like Paimon.

Su Bai shrugged. He had only wanted to advise Ying not to eat things from stalls that hadn't been registered. Ying's reaction was good, as he didn't want her to experience what Ayato went through back then.

"Speaking of which, I haven't heard much from Abedo and Abedo lately. Shouldn't they still be together? I wonder how their relationship is going."

Just as Su Bai was expressing his opinion on the relationship between Abedo and Abedo, a large hole had been smashed into Abedo's base on Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain, and a blue-haired woman was standing next to the hole.

"Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

"Aberdo, come out here!"

"Ahem, what happened?"

Abedo coughed a few times and fanned the dust that rose in front of him. Looking at Yura, who was furious, and Abedo, who was tied to the ground and making muffled noises, Abedo's clever mind was momentarily unable to process what was happening.

"Hey, Yura, calm down. Why don't you let go of my stupid brother first and then tell me what he did?"

"My foolish brother, didn't you go to Mondstadt to find alchemical inspiration? How did you get caught by Yura?"

"There's one more thing. Why don't you change your face before doing anything strange? I remember you have that ability, and what did I tell you when you went out?"

"As long as you don't get caught, nothing will happen. But you're in a different situation, unable to escape even if you try, huh?"

Abedo squatted down next to Abe and kept nagging, but Abe didn't seem to appreciate it. Seeing Abe's eyes almost bloodshot from staring, Abedo stopped in time. Based on his understanding of Abe, there must be some misunderstanding.

"Abedo, is this how you raise your brother? Do you know that at the foot of the snow-capped mountain, he was actually leading a little girl dressed in very thin clothes towards the summit? If I hadn't arrived in time, that little girl might have frozen to death!"

"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!"

"Um, Yura, let my foolish brother tell me what's going on. I have a feeling he has something to say."

Upon hearing Abedo's words, Abedo gave him a look that said, "You've finally done something decent." After Abedo tore the gag off Abedo's mouth, Abedo's high level of manners was immediately apparent, since he hadn't received any education in etiquette like Abedo.

"You idiot, Yura, that was my experiment. That little girl is a new con artist I developed."

"You bastard, you didn't even ask what happened before you hit me on the back of the head with a brick! What kind of knight does that? I'm going to report you to Commander Jean!"

"Huh? That was your experiment? No wonder the little girl wouldn't answer when I asked her where she lived..."

Recalling the trickery flower that Abe had created before, Yura suddenly remembered that the research topic of anthropomorphizing the trickery flower was indeed Abe's. After realizing this, Yura's face turned red instantly. This was too embarrassing.

“Miss Yura, although my foolish brother did a lot of stupid things in the past, he has now reformed and has an official Liyue account. I think you can trust him a little more.”

"Um, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you this time, but the fact that you were wandering around the snow mountain with the 'little girl' that looks like a little girl has caused me a lot of trouble, and I'll remember this grudge!"

Yura, as always, put her hands on her hips, indicating that she would remember this grudge. Abedo, on the other hand, cast an approving glance at Abedo, but Abedo was not happy at the moment.

"If you won't talk, aren't you two planning to help me untie the ropes? Talk is talk, but I'm still lying on the ground!"

Chapter 317 The Approaching Festival

"The Rongcai Festival is tomorrow, but none of the invited guests have shown up yet. Did Yae-no-miya really send out the invitations?"

"That's right, that's right. More than ten ships have arrived, but not a single one has any invited guests. Are we going to have to stand here all day? In this sweltering heat, sigh."

The two staff members of the Heavenly Rank Envoy, who had been borrowed by Yae no Miko to be in charge of welcoming guests, complained one after another, and the more they talked, the more excited they became, and the more they couldn't stop.

"Sigh, I thought this would be an easy job, but it turns out that not only do I have to get up early, but I also have to work overtime until late at night when the last ship docks. It's really too difficult."

"That's right. I was thinking that I could finally get rid of all that annoying work at the Heavenly Commandery, but now, the work itself isn't annoying, but all this overtime has given me dark circles under my eyes."

"Oh? Do you have any complaints about my arrangements? If so, you can speak up openly. After all, I'm not some kind of devil."

The two Sky Executioners, who were so engrossed in complaining, were completely unaware that a pink fox had suddenly appeared behind them. By the time they heard what the pink fox had to say, everything was over.

The two staff members of the Heavenly Rank Envoy turned around with mournful faces. Behind them, Yae no Miko and her two colleagues were watching them with pity.

"Um, Yae no Kōji, would you believe me if I said this was a misunderstanding?"

"What do you say?"

The staff member with dark circles under his eyes said something awkwardly, but seeing that Yae no Miko didn't seem to believe it, the two staff members shut up. In this situation, if they said anything out of line, they might get a beating from Yae no Miko.

"Since you two are so energetic, then please continue with the rest. You two, since your colleague is so enthusiastic and proactive, you should go and rest."

Upon hearing that they were no longer needed to stand there, the two staff members behind Yae no Miko immediately took their leave. In this sweltering heat, they could stand outside all day. As for their colleagues, they could only silently pray that they were alright.

Seeing their colleague leave, the two unfortunate staff members exchanged a glance, sighed helplessly, and resignedly continued to look at the sea under the blazing sun.

Abedor: 'We've already set off from Mondstadt, and according to the itinerary, we should arrive in Inazuma on the day the Rainbow Festival begins, barring any unforeseen circumstances, right, my foolish brother?'

Abe: 'You bastard Abedo, what do you mean by this? Want to fight? Want to try out my newly developed dragon armor?'

Aberdo: 'Look, this is what I call an accident, my foolish brother. You have too much of a temper; you'll get what's coming to you sooner or later.'

Abedo: "Aaaaah, Abedo, you're going to die!"

Paimon: "I don't know why, but I always feel like Abedo deliberately provoked Abe. Abe was very good-tempered and kind when he was in Liyue."

Ying: 'That's right, I think so too, but I wonder if those two will actually fight?'

Klee: 'Brother Abedo and Brother Abe didn't fight, but it seems they were having an eating contest. They even ate all the crabs that Klee hates the most.'

Klee: 'Wait, Abedo and Abe-sama put all the crab meat in Klee's bowl!'

As the boat sailed on the sea, Klee looked at the two bowls in front of her piled high with crab meat, which looked like two small mountains. Her smile immediately vanished. The innocent Klee had no idea what was going on.

"Little Cleo, if you like Brother Abedo more, then eat the crab meat that Brother Abedo gave you."

"Hmph, little Cleo, don't listen to that bastard Abedo's nonsense. You definitely like Abedo more, right? Come on, eat all the crab meat I made."

Looking at her two smiling brothers, Klee, who usually only had one worry—that Jean had discovered when she fried fish—now had an additional worry. Although she didn't like peeling crabs, she wasn't particularly interested in crab meat either. However, under the expectant gazes of her two brothers, Klee still ate all the crab meat from both bowls.

"Klee likes both of her brothers. Abedo and Abedish, you two shouldn't argue. Klee's going to check out the signal booster in the cabin now. You two must get along well!"

Seeing that Abedo and Abedus had picked up vegetables again, Klee ran back to her cabin without looking back, praying all the while that Lord Barbatos would protect her so that Abedo and Abedus wouldn't fight again, especially during meals.

Meanwhile, a bard was slumped in a wine chest, drunkenly chugging bottle after bottle of fine wine. At the table, Abedo and Abedo exchanged a glance and revealed smug smiles.

"I never expected that you, Abedo, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, could come up with such a method. You really can't judge a book by its cover."

"Likewise, my foolish brother, your acting skills are pretty good too. It seems you haven't been completely unskilled during your time in Liyue."

That frivolous tone, that irritating manner, made Abe feel his fists harden. He hadn't been idle in Liyue these past few days. After completely converting the power of the dragon Durin into his own, he had developed his own dragon weapon, which made him feel that he could now go toe-to-toe with Abedo.

Su Bai: 'You two aren't really going to fight, are you? If the boat capsizes, you'll both be in danger, since neither of you knows how to freeze water to cross the sea.'

Abedo: 'No fight broke out. My foolish brother and I were just joking around; after all, he's one of the few spice things up in my life.'

Abe: "Aaaaaah, Abe, you bastard, what did you put in the Sweet Flower Chicken?!"

Aberdo: 'It's nothing, just some sweetener made with honey, isn't it delicious?'

Abe: 'You fucking used my experimental subject, didn't you? The taste, the texture—you definitely used my experimental subject!'