Yae from Genshin Impact is my sister

"Su Bai, Su Bai, do you still have any amulets? If so, give me a few more. I'm going to investigate the Wind Dragon Ruins today, and having your amulets might make me much safer."

Upon hearing this, Su Bai was no longer sleepy. He looked Amber up and down carefully, and Amber blushed bright red at Su Bai's sudden gaze.

"Gan, Subai, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Oh, it's nothing. I just think you were a nice person, Amber, and I wanted to remember what you looked like when you were alive. I'll carve a wooden sculpture of you as a keepsake when I have time."

"Huh???"

Amber's little brain worked quickly, and she immediately realized that Su Bai must have misunderstood her words. He probably thought she was going to go deep into the Wind Dragon Ruins.

"I'm just going to investigate the monsters on the outskirts of the Flying Dragon Ruins. I won't go deep into the Wind Dragon Ruins. Besides, the Wind Dragon Ruins are protected by a wind element shield. I can't get in even if I wanted to."

"Oh, I thought you were going to fight Stormterror one-on-one. If you ever feel like doing something rash, I can help you contact the Hall of Rebirth in Liyue. Hall Master Hu and I are quite close, and she'll definitely give you a discount because of me being her employee."

Su Bai let out a long breath. Although he was still sharp-tongued, his attitude was much more casual. He didn't want anything to happen to someone as kind-hearted as Amber.

After taking several amulets from the box and handing them to Amber, Su Bai closed the door without waiting for Amber to pay, leaving only a few words behind.

"The honey-glazed carrot and pork stir-fry you brought last time was quite delicious. Consider these amulets as my support for your work. Be careful, the wilderness isn't safe these days."

She woke herself up so early in the morning. You know, sleeping is the fastest and easiest way to replenish immortal energy. Su Bai was about to go back to sleep when Ke Li's childish voice rang out from outside the door.

We're back!

The door was suddenly pushed open, and Klee walked into the house carrying a lot of bags. Yae Miko followed behind, also carrying a lot of things. When she saw that Su Bai had already gotten up, Yae Miko looked at Su Bai in surprise for several times.

"What's wrong with our little fox? Why is it up so early today? Did the sun rise in the west?"

Su Bai ignored Yae no Miko's insults. Having lived together for so long, Su Bai knew Yae no Miko's temperament well; the more you paid attention to her, the more excited she became.

Dangdang~

There was another knock on the door. Well, it seemed like he wouldn't be able to go back to sleep this morning. Su Bai stretched and yawned, feeling a little annoyed, but he couldn't turn down a customer who came to his door.

Upon opening the door, Su Bai was startled to see a boy whose entire head was wrapped in bandages standing in front of him. A fruit knife instantly appeared in his hand.

"My friend, I wonder which grave you came from? If you don't mind, I can help you bury it again, as a good deed."

“Brother Su Bai, it’s me, Bennett.”

Huh? Su Bai used his immortal power to carefully sense the inhuman and ghostly figure in front of him. Upon sensing it, wow, this aura really is Bennett. But how come Bennett's body is covered with so much ice and wind element?

"Bennett, what trouble have you gotten yourself into? You've made yourself look so disheveled."

A surge of magical energy enveloped Bennett, quickly dispelling the wind and ice elements that had clung to him. The long-lost warmth allowed Bennett to close his eyes comfortably.

"Alright, I've dispelled the ice and wind elements from your body."

"Where did you fall to? Logically speaking, unless you're dealing with some powerful beings, the elements on your body shouldn't have been attached for so long."

Bennett scratched his head. When he went to see Razer yesterday, he saw a huge wolf fighting with Razer. He impulsively rushed in, and both he and Razer got beaten up by the wolf. Later, he learned that the wolf was Razer's parent.

After listening to Bennett's explanation, Su Bai stroked his chin. He seemed to have heard from some immortal that the wolf used to be quite powerful.

"Why is Razer fighting that wolf? Has Razer been seriously injured again?"

"No, no, it seems it's because Razer said he was going to find the Wind Demon Dragon to avenge me, and that big wolf disagreed."

"That's normal; Razer's strength is indeed not enough."

Razer's strength is indeed far inferior to Dvalin's. If he were that big wolf, he wouldn't have agreed to Razer going to Dvalin; it would have been tantamount to suicide.

"No, no, Brother Su Bai, it's not that the big wolf disagrees with Lei Ze going, it's that Lei Ze disagrees with the big wolf going with him."

"Wow, is it really that surreal?"

Inside the room, Yae no Miko's bright eyes flashed after hearing Su Bai and Bennett's conversation. She had easily gotten the information out of Su Bai that the amulet she had given him had been activated.

She had just been thinking about how to get revenge on Dvalin, but she hadn't expected someone to be willing to be the blade so quickly. Yae Miko muttered to herself.

"Andrius, let me see the wolf clan's protective nature, and let Dvalin experience the fox clan's protection of their juniors."

"Klee's bomb is also being made. If things proceed as planned, it should be ready in time."

Outside, Su Bai realized with a profound understanding that sometimes reality is even more fantastical than novels. He had read novels for so many years, but he had never witnessed such a plot before.

"I almost forgot the important thing, Brother Su Bai. I came here to buy amulets. I thought I wouldn't be able to buy any, but I didn't expect it to be you selling them."

"Give me two, I'll go deliver one to Razer. How many Mora does Brother Su Bai have in total?"

"The amulet isn't anything valuable, I'll give it to you."

Su Bai took out two enhanced amulets and handed them to Bennett. With Bennett's luck, the protective shield of an ordinary amulet would probably shatter at the slightest touch.

"No, no, Brother Su Bai, you saved me last time, how can I not pay for the things I buy from you?"

Bennett refused to accept the money no matter what, and Su Bai didn't want to take the little guy's money either. For a moment, the two were deadlocked, neither willing to give in.

"Alright, alright, how about you treat me to breakfast? I haven't had breakfast yet."

"Okay, then Brother Su Bai, you must try the Teyvat omelet at the Deer Hunter Restaurant, it's incredibly delicious."

Chapter Sixty-Two: Daily Life (3)

Inside the Deer Hunter Restaurant, the group, who were enjoying their meal, were suddenly interrupted by an explosion. For some unknown reason, the grilled fish in Bennett's hand exploded. The explosion was so close that the lightning element protective shield of the Guardian didn't have time to deploy.

Amid Sarah's repeated apologies, Su Bai left the Deer Hunter Restaurant with a dark expression. This was truly a dark place; Su Bai, caught completely off guard, was left with a face full of black marks. As for Bennett, he had already been taken to Barbara by a passing nun.

Just now, Su Bai used his immortal power to sense the fish and found the alchemical materials that Klee used to make the bouncy bombs. He could guess without thinking that the failed bombs that Yae no Miko and Klee had been experimenting with in the past few days must have been eaten by the fish in the river.

This fish was really lucky. It swallowed so many alchemical materials and didn't die from poisoning. This incident also gave Su Bai a deeper understanding of Bennett's bad luck. Of all the fish out there, he was the one who ate this one.

"Hmm? That spying? It's happening again?"

Su Bai frowned. The person following him was very cautious. Even with his immortal power, Su Bai couldn't sense the distance between them.

However, I've pretty much figured out Mondstadt. I've even set up teleportation spells in some places. Let me see who you really are.

Circulating his immortal power, Su Bai sensed the general direction of the spy and sneered. Coincidentally, there was a teleportation talisman he had set up not far from where the person was.

"It seems Lady Luck wasn't on your side this time."

With a whoosh, Su Bai vanished from the spot. The person who had been following Su Bai paused in his recording when he suddenly disappeared and immediately left the area.

Unfortunately, she was a step too slow, and her green hair was exposed to Su Bai's eyes at the last moment. Su Bai secretly memorized this feature and was also somewhat surprised that the person spying on him was so cautious and decisive.

"Judging from this, this guy must have done a lot of spying, his movements are so skilled."

"She got away fast this time. I'd better go to the Cathedral of the West to check on Bennett first. Although the explosion wasn't very powerful, Bennett has just recovered from his injuries, so there's no guarantee that nothing might happen."

Inside the Cathedral of the West Winds, Barbara had already treated Bennett's wounds, and even the wounds inside his mouth had been healed by the gentle water element.

However, because the explosion was quite powerful, Bennett lost several teeth, and now he speaks with a lisp.

Barbara was helpless when it came to Bennett's teeth. She was just a doctor; she might know a little about pulling teeth, but getting them to grow back was definitely beyond her capabilities.

Looking at the unconscious Bennett's mouth with only a few good teeth left, Su Bai was also powerless. Although he was an immortal, immortals are not omnipotent. If immortals were omnipotent, he would have turned the plain of Hu Tao into hills long ago.

"Well, Su Bai, perhaps you could try going to Miss Sugar. If medicine can't solve the problem, maybe you could try alchemy."

“Miss Sugar happens to have some expertise in bio-alchemy. If it were her, she could probably help Bennett get his teeth fixed.”

Alchemy? It's definitely worth a try. Su Bai nodded thoughtfully. The wonder of alchemy was even more outrageous than magic. You could make all sorts of potions just by mixing some alchemical materials together.

Su Bai had previously wanted to learn alchemy, but unfortunately, neither Liyue nor Inazuma had any skilled alchemists, so this idea had to be abandoned in the end.

This trip to Mondstadt should also bring back this old idea: even if I can't find a good teacher, it would be nice to bring back a few books on alchemy to read.

“Then I’ll go find this Miss Sugar, Barbara. Bennett is in your care.”

"If he wakes up, tell him to stay in Mondstadt for the next few days and not wander off. When I find Miss Sugar, I'll take him to get his teeth fixed." (The sound of a tooth drill grinding... I never want to hear that again... Why does this evil thing called cavities exist in the world?)

Having spent the entire day inquiring about Sugar, Su Bai was resting in a chair. The setting sun was offering its last rays of warmth to the city of Mondstadt, and the soft light on his face gave Su Bai an indescribable sense of comfort.

Gazing at the distant sunset, Su Bai was suddenly inspired to write a poem. After a period of contemplation, however, he lacked the literary talent to do so and could only manage to utter a single line.

"Ah, the sunset is so beautiful."

"If Wan Ye were here, that would be great. I do acknowledge his talent for poetry. I wonder how he's doing with Bei Dou."

"They're such a worry."

"There's still one more. Before I left, I told the restaurant owners in Inazuma that if there was any food delivery work, they should try to give it to the Arataki-ha. I don't know if my connections are still effective."

Before Su Bai could finish lamenting that none of his good friends were any of his easygoing friends, an explosion interrupted his thoughts. Su Bai looked in the direction of the explosion and saw that it seemed to be coming from the direction of his home.

Wait, the direction of my house? Su Bai narrowed his eyes slightly and then widened them. He was only away from home for a whole day, so what had those two troublesome guys gotten up to now?

"Well, I'm already lamenting about other people, but the most troublesome one is right next to me."

"Wait, something's not right. What's with this intense fire element? Is this an overload reaction? Has the Divine Child gone mad? She actually triggered an overload reaction in Mondstadt and sent Klee's bomb flying?"

Actually, Yae no Miko was truly innocent this time. She only put a lightning element shield on Klee to protect her from getting hurt, but unexpectedly, it triggered an overload reaction, directly blowing up the new bouncy bomb that Klee had created.

"However, judging from the trajectory of the bomb, it should have flown out of Mondstadt, which is a blessing in disguise."

Su Bai looked up and saw the golden bomb trace a perfect arc in the air before landing outside Mondstadt. He breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could finish exhaling, the huge explosion chilled him to the bone.

He mechanically raised his head, looking at the rising second sun and the huge mushroom cloud after the explosion. Su Bai opened his mouth but couldn't utter a sound. Could this thing still be called a bomb? He had underestimated the destructive power of the two people in his house.

(The version is almost over, brothers, remember to claim the monthly card if you didn't get it. Also, remember to claim the Primogems after you finish the Abyss. I forgot to claim the Primogems after I finished the last Abyss, what a mistake!)

Chapter Sixty-Three: Country Girl

"Eight-fold God Son! Keli!"

Upon opening the door, Su Bai breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Yae no Miko and Kuri looked well-behaved and didn't seem to be injured. No matter what, as long as they were both alright, that was all that mattered.

However, since no one is hurt, it's time to have a serious talk with these two dangerous individuals. Su Bai put on the air of a head of the household, wearing the same serious expression he used when confronting Coral Palace Xin Hai.

"You two..."

"Waaaaah, Little White, I thought I'd never see you again."

Su Bai didn't expect that Yae no Kamiko would act so unpredictably. Before he could finish speaking, Yae no Kamiko threw herself into his arms and pretended to cry, while secretly observing the expression on Su Bai's face.

Seeing that Su Bai's serious expression seemed to have softened somewhat, the corner of his mouth under the Eightfold Divine Child mask curled up, but his tone remained as dramatic as ever.

"Klee, go and get the washboard. It was my fault today. I'm going to punish myself. I'm going to kneel on the washboard all night."

Klee was deeply moved by Yae no Miko's righteous and awe-inspiring demeanor. She looked at Su Bai with teary eyes.

"Brother Su Bai, could you please not punish Sister Shenzi? It was Keli's fault for accidentally sending the bomb flying. If you want to punish someone, punish Keli instead."