Yae from Genshin Impact is my sister

"Wow, you Mondstadt people are really generous. Here are 602 Mora. Keep them safe."

Looking at the bag that Su Bai had thrown on the table, Sarah fell into deep thought. Doesn't rounding down the zero mean removing the change? Does rounding down the zero in other countries really mean removing a zero?

When Sarah came to her senses, she found that Su Bai had already left. Sarah grimaced and secretly complained that she had worked for nothing all day. When she saw the Mora bag on the counter, Sarah wanted to throw it on the ground and stomp on it to vent her anger, but after thinking about it, she decided to put it back in the counter. After all, she should try to recover some health points if possible.

"Huh? This weight doesn't seem right."

Sarah, who had been dealing with Mora for years, noticed something was wrong the moment she picked up the bag. The weight of the Mora in the bag seemed to be six thousand Mora.

Sarah opened the bag and saw six thousand Mora neatly arranged inside. Realizing that she had been tricked by Su Bai, Sarah burst out laughing.

"It seems this Mr. Fox enjoys joking around. Next time he comes to eat, I'll have to treat him well."

Su Bai was in a good mood when he returned to the house. Although Dvalin was still affecting the sky above Mondstadt, the sunlight could now shine through the clouds into the house.

"Just as Zaoyou said, taking a nice nap after dinner is one of the most comfortable things in life."

Just a few minutes after lying down and preparing to drift off to sleep, Su Bai was suddenly awakened by a knock on the door. Su Bai was also a little curious. He didn't seem to know anyone in Mondstadt. Who could be looking for him so early in the morning?

Upon opening the door, Six-Fingered Joseph stood outside, drenched in sweat, with a tattered sack reeking of alcohol slung over his shoulder. The white stockings peeking out of the sack instantly identified the person inside.

"Hey buddy, I've got the guy you wanted. I had a lot of trouble getting him drunk. If there's nothing else, I'll be going now."

Six-Fingered Joseph immediately slipped away after Su Bai nodded. He wouldn't be able to explain himself if the Knights of Favonius saw him doing this.

Inside, Su Bai locked the door from the inside and threw the sack on the ground. Seeing that the sack didn't move, Su Bai said irritably...

"Don't pretend to be drunk, you scoundrel Barbatos. The little bit of Mora that Joseph has on him wouldn't be enough to get you drunk even if you bought the cheapest liquor. That little bit of liquor is just enough to moisten your throat."

"Hey, it's been years since I last saw Xiao Su Bai, she's grown so much! But she doesn't seem as cute as she was when she was little. I'm called Wendy now."

Barbatos, no, Wendy took the sack off her body, picked up the cider in her hand, and took another swig, filling the room with the aroma of apples.

Looking at the bastard still drinking in front of him, Su Bai's anger rose rapidly along with his body temperature. If Bai Shu were here, he would definitely exclaim that it was a medical miracle.

The feud between Su Bai and Barbatos can be traced back to Su Bai's first birthday. At that time, Su Bai was still in the form of a white fox and had not yet transformed. In order to celebrate Su Bai's birthday, the Rock King Emperor invited all the immortals to a banquet at Mount Aozang.

The banquet started off quite normally, with all the immortals enjoying themselves. But then, that bastard Barbatos somehow heard the news and showed up halfway through the banquet with two bottles of wine to freeload.

It was a joyous occasion, and since Barbatos and the Rock King Emperor had a good relationship, the immortals didn't pay much attention to Barbatos, who was just there to freeload.

So, when the immortals were off guard, Barbatos, that scoundrel, took Su Bai from Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's arms under the pretense of hugging Su Bai and bestowing upon him a blessing from the Wind God.

Then Barbatos did something that Su Bai would resent for eighteen years. This scoundrel took advantage of the immortals' inattention and flicked Su Bai's fox-form penis. At that moment, Su Bai understood a truth: perhaps he, Su Bai, was not human, but the Barbatos in front of him was truly a dog.

Barbatos probably didn't realize that Su Bai was already old enough to remember things. After playing the instrument, he even fed Su Bai a sip of his treasured apple cider before the immortals could react. Su Bai was completely confused by the apple cider.

According to Liu Yun Zhenjun, Yan Wang Dijun's face turned black at the time. He used a rock spear to hang Barbatos in Jueyun for three months to be exposed to the wind. Gan Yu, who doted on Su Bai, also used Barbatos to practice archery for three months, and several times he even practiced with Barbatos's crotch.

Chapter Seven: The Chuunibyou Girl Fischl

"Speaking of which, Su Bai, how did you know I had woken up? Did the old man tell you?"

Seeing Wendy sitting casually in a chair drinking as if she were in her own home, Su Bai rolled her eyes at Wendy in annoyance.

"I haven't seen the Emperor since the invocation ceremony last year, and I don't know where he went."

"As for why I knew you had woken up..."

"With such a huge Dvalin causing chaos in the skies above Mondstadt, I don't believe you, the Anemo Archon, can sleep soundly."

Wendy chuckled and didn't continue the topic. Instead, she looked Su Bai up and down. Su Bai felt uncomfortable under her gaze, and only then did he remember that he was supposed to beat Wendy up.

"Barbatos, it's time we settled our scores. You didn't think I'd forgotten all these years since I last came looking for you, did you?"

Wendy found it quite incredible to see that one of Su Bai's tails was flowing with fairy power and the other was filled with lightning element. Although she knew what Su Bai meant by that, Wendy still blinked her blue eyes and asked, feigning confusion.

"Accounts? What accounts? I don't remember owing you Mora."

"It seems that Lord Wind God needs a little reminder."

Su Bai gritted his teeth and forced out a few words. Seeing Su Bai's unfriendly expression and the lightning element on his tail showing signs of going out of control, Wendy slapped his forehead.

"Oh, you mean when I used to play with you when you were little, mmm mmm mmm."

"You scoundrel Barbatos, how dare you say that? I think Mondstadt needs to get a new wind god."

Upon hearing this, Wendy threw down the bottle in her hand, jumped off the chair, grabbed Su Bai's hand excitedly, and asked...

"Really? Really? Little Su Bai, are you really going to replace me as the Wind God? That's great! I can finally drink wherever I want."

"Go away, get your claws off me. I'm not interested in the position of the Wind God. Lend me your Heart of God for a bit, and I'll go easy on you when I beat you up later."

Upon hearing that Su Bai wasn't interested in the position of Wind God, Wendy took a swig of wine in disappointment. As for Su Bai's later request to borrow the Heart of God, Wendy simply shook her head and refused.

“Little Su Bai, I can’t lend you the Heart of God right now. At least until Tvalin returns to normal, my Heart of God can’t afford any accidents.”

"Of course, if you are willing to help me restore Dvalin to normal, I can lend you this Heart of God now."

"So, how about you consider it?"

Su Bai sneered. This scoundrel Barbatos actually wanted to trick him into working for free? He'd rather get the Heart of God later; he had plenty of time anyway.

If he and Dvalin were to fight, wouldn't that be the same as a young rock dragon fighting a Thunder Manifestation? One runs on the ground and the other flies in the sky. Even without thinking, you can tell that it would be a very difficult fight.

Moreover, it's clear that Tvalin didn't go berserk because of the wear and tear and loss of memory. He didn't want to get beaten up and then be mocked by that scoundrel Barbatos.

"No need to think about it. I believe Lord Wind God will handle this matter well. Goodbye, Lord Wind God. I'm feeling sleepy now, so I won't see you off. Just remember to lend me the Heart of God next time you come."

Su Bai simply opened the door, his manner of seeing off guests no different from that of a waiter. Wendy glanced at Su Bai's two fluffy tails, knowing that Su Bai wouldn't let anyone of the same sex touch his tails; even Grandpa Morax hadn't touched them many times.

"Little Su Bai, I'm going to tell you a secret about an old man. Come closer."

"The Emperor's secret? Could it be a few things that the Emperor and Granny Ping had to talk about?"

When the topic of the Rock King's gossip came up, Su Bai immediately perked up. The Rock King's majesty was deeply ingrained in the hearts of every immortal, and even Liu Yun Zhenjun had never mentioned the Rock King's gossip to Su Bai.

"Back in the day, old man Morax, on a dark and stormy night..."

Taking advantage of the moment when Su Bai lowered his guard, Wendy, with wind element wrapped around her hand, swiftly plucked a tuft of fox fur from Su Bai's tail.

"Ah! You scoundrel Barbatos, how dare you pluck the hairs from my tail? It just so happens that our Hall of Rebirth has never held a funeral for a god before, so let's practice on you first."

A small fox made of lightning element instantly appeared at Su Bai's feet. Just as Su Bai was about to teach Barbatos a lesson, Wendy turned into a wisp of wind and disappeared in front of Su Bai, leaving Su Bai alone in the house, furious and helpless.

Wendy played with the fox fur in her hand, which was mixed with traces of lightning. She had to admit that even though it was just a ball of fox fur, the fluffy feel was quite nice. Wendy muttered to herself as she played with the fox fur.

"Then you'll have to make do for the next few days, Xiao Su Bai. Consider it payment for lending you the Heart of God."

Inside the house, Su Bai grew angrier the more he thought about it. Apart from plucking some of the hairs from his tail to save his sister Hua Sanli, no one had dared to blatantly pluck the hairs from his tail in the past eighteen years.

Su Bai, who couldn't fall asleep no matter how much he tossed and turned in bed, decided not to enjoy the sunshine. He got dressed and prepared to explore Mondstadt and bring back some gifts for his friends.

Just as Su Bai stepped out the door, before he could even find the right path, he was drawn to the commotion from the Adventurers' Guild. Curious, Su Bai went over to watch the spectacle.

“Miss Fischl, the mission on the snow mountain is extremely dangerous. Although you possess the Eye of God, I am sorry that I cannot entrust this mission to you if you are going alone.”

“I am Fischl, the Princess of Judgment, the ruler of the Dark Ashes. How could that mere frozen land possibly harm me in the slightest?”

"What you mean is that she is strong enough that the snow mountain poses no danger to her."

Before venturing to the guild, Catherine looked at the strange combination of the chuunibyou girl and the night raven with a troubled expression. This combination had been bothering her for three whole days. All she wanted now was to return to the factory as soon as possible so that the creator could add a template for her on how to talk to the chuunibyou girl.

“Miss Fischl, the snow mountain is really dangerous. Many adventurers have perished there. I really can’t give you this commission. If you can find someone with the Eye of God who is willing to team up with you, then I will give you this commission.”

"Furthermore, the commission you accepted to inspect the place where the wind begins still has five days to go before it ends. You cannot accept another commission before the previous one is finished."

Upon hearing Catherine's words, Fischl immediately thought of Bennett and Rizer. However, considering that Bennett had accepted a quest to explore ruins yesterday and immediately went to find Rizer, Fischl felt somewhat disappointed. It seemed that Rizer was indeed more important to Bennett than to her.

Fischl didn't want to give up so easily. She looked around at the onlookers, who immediately dispersed. Fischl's eyes darkened. She was indeed still so misunderstood.

“Miss, there is a fox gentleman with the Eye of God who hasn’t left. Perhaps you could ask him.”

(I need everything for my new book, sob sob)

Chapter 8 Fischl is not little Amy.

Fischl straightened her clothes and gracefully walked up to Su Bai, who was still watching the show. Her exposed eye emitted a dark purple light, and she extended her right hand to Su Bai.

“O white spirit who has descended upon the world, it seems that the filth and turbidity of the world have not blinded your eyes. I, the princess, grant you permission to travel with me.”

Su Bai was bewildered by the blonde girl's words. What was that? Are all young people these days so unique in their speech? Although he understood the meaning of each word the little girl said, why couldn't he understand it when they were put together?

"Sir, the young lady wishes to invite you to go to the snow mountain with her to complete her commission. I wonder if you have the time?"

Perhaps because of his position as a prey in the food chain, Oz always felt inexplicably uncomfortable around Su Bai. If he didn't want to upset his young lady, he would never have taken the initiative to speak to Su Bai.

Just moments ago he was a bystander, but now he's about to become a party involved. This rapid change in status made Su Bai point to himself with some uncertainty.

"Are you inviting me? Do we know each other?"

“I am Fischl, the princess of judgment, who rules over the dark world. I have long heard of the name of the white elves, and my loyal servant Oz is the one who has witnessed all of this.”

After thinking for a while, Su Bai gave up trying to understand Fischl's words and looked directly at Fischl's top translator, Oz. Oz did not disappoint Su Bai and translated Fischl's meaning clearly.

"Miss means that her name is Fischl, and she would like to be friends with you, but she is too shy to say it herself, so she wants me to convey her message."

"Oz, don't be so blunt! And why did you blurt out the second half of the sentence too!"

Fischl was still a bit shy. After Oz bluntly expressed what was on her mind, Fischl's face turned red instantly. Seeing the once chuunibyou girl instantly turn into a shy little girl, Su Bai also became interested in the girl named Fischl in front of him.

Thinking that he would have to wait for Dvalin to return to normal before he could obtain Wendy's Heart of God, and that he didn't seem to have anything to do during this free time, Su Bai gently took Fischl's hand.

"Hello Fischl, my name is Subaru, it's nice to meet you. Let's meet here in five days, and I'll accompany you to the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain."

"Miss Catherine, don't worry. With me here, Fischl will not be in any danger."

Whether it was because Su Bai held her hand, or because she was excited to accept the commission, or both, Fischl's already blushing face turned even redder. After a humane sigh, Catherine handed Fischl the commission to collect star silver ore from Dragonspine Snow Mountain.

"Um, white elf, this princess..."

"Little Amy, it's time to go home for dinner, or the food will get cold."

"Miss, you should go home for dinner. You are still in the developmental stage, and you can't skip three meals a day."

The calls and Oz's words from not far away instantly turned Fischl's rosy face white. After saying goodbye in five days, Fischl picked up Oz's short legs and quickly left Su Bai's sight.

Thanks to the fox's excellent hearing, Su Bai also heard Fischl scolding Oz, what a proud little guy.

"It seems the snow mountain trip in five days won't be so boring. Little Amy, what a nice name."

Su Bai didn't care about the Mondstadt people's rejection of him because he had become friends with Fischl. Su Bai made friends based on first impressions. As long as they weren't vicious people, he didn't care about their status. After all, no matter how high their status was, it couldn't be higher than his status as a Liyue immortal.

"By the way, Miss Catherine, does your Adventurers' Guild have any suitable commissions for me? I'm just killing time anyway, and since I'm here at your Adventurers' Guild, I might as well take on a commission."