I was approached by a cat-eared girl.

"What kind of English abbreviation is this?" Bai Xiaoqi looked at him with a hint of anticipation, wanting to see what kind of tricks this guy could come up with this time.

"You don't need to learn English, so knowing this is useless to you. All you need to know is that I didn't swear."

Three minutes later, Chen Shuo's team's crystal was brutally destroyed. Although the game was over, his brain-dead teammate continued to send private messages to curse him. Chen Shuo ignored him, skillfully took screenshots, reported him, and then quit the game.

He just felt like playing a game of Honor of Kings on a whim, or maybe he was just bored out of his mind. He hadn't played in a long time, so he was inevitably a bit rusty.

In order not to let her teammates down in the promotion match, and also to avoid dropping Xiao A Miao's rank—even though she doesn't have much of a rank, just a stubborn Silver.

But Chen Shuo still deliberately played a casual match, thinking that it didn't matter whether he won or lost. Unexpectedly, he encountered a brain-dead teammate in the first game who started cursing from the moment he picked a hero. He didn't take it. Anyone can trash talk.

As a result, I ended up arguing with this person with cerebral palsy for the entire game.

If they played well, fine, but they were so bad they were practically idiots, and they still had the nerve to curse others. They're complete morons.

Elementary school games.

Chen Shuo reached out to uninstall the game, but Bai Xiaoqi quickly snatched the phone away, asking, "What are you doing!?"

"Oh, sorry, I forgot this is your phone."

Chen Shuo stretched, then picked up her little feet, which were covered in black pantyhose, and played with them. Unfortunately, the pantyhose were fleece-lined and a bit thick, but they felt very comfortable to the touch, and her little feet were really pretty.

Bai Xiaoqi looked down, her small toes curling slightly inside her stockings, then looked at him again, "So you're starting to mess with me now that we're not playing games anymore?"

"What you're saying is misleading. Hurry up and do your homework. You're a twenty-year-old adult now. Most people would have been in college for two years by now. Look at you, you're only in fourth grade math. You're like an elementary school student. Don't you feel ashamed?"

I don't think so.

Despite saying that, Bai Xiaoqi had to admit that he was right. It was a little embarrassing that she, the mighty Meow Meow King, was still a primary school student.

She continued to outwit Xiaoming in the math problem while biting the end of her pencil, and couldn't help but glare at him.

While he was doing his homework, this guy was just playing with his feet on the side.

Bad dog!

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A few days later, as the Lunar New Year drew closer, shops on the streets and alleys began playing festive New Year's tunes, including Andy Lau's "Congratulations on Getting Rich."

Chen Shuo deliberately chose a good day to go out for a haircut. Every haircut was a gamble, and he had never won one over the years.

He rode the little turtle around the streets for a while, and finally went to the neighborhood where his new house was located. There was a barbershop at the bottom of the ground floor of the neighborhood entrance.

Chen Shuo plans to go and try out the skills. If it's good, he'll get a membership card and cut hair there after moving into his new home.

After getting his hair cut at the salon, Chen Shuo suddenly felt a bit cold. He touched his newly shaved head, realizing he had lost even more badly in this gamble, but unfortunately, he hadn't been able to test the quality of the stylist's work.

The shop floor had just been mopped and was a bit slippery. Tony was using clippers to shave the back of his head when his foot slipped, the clippers went up instantly, and then he was bald.

Anyway, after some remedial work, Chen Shuo happily got a buzz cut.

I rubbed the membership card in my pocket, a gift from the shop manager who said it was valid for ten free haircuts. It was hard to tell whether this haircut experience was a bargain or a win.

Riding the little turtle back home, Bai Xiaoqi had just finished preparing lunch. When she saw him return, she was a little surprised and almost didn't recognize him. "Are you going to become a monk?"

This guy's hair used to be quite short, but it was still a few centimeters long. Now he looks like a monk.

I've heard that monks can't get married.

"What a load of crap, monk! I have hair, don't I?" Chen Shuo raised his hand to touch the top of his head, trying to use his fingers to pick up some hair to show her, but it was too short to pick up.

Bai Xiaoqi came over and touched his head. He really did have hair, but it was very short, so short that it was a little prickly. But it was fun to touch, like touching a monk.

"Why did you cut your hair so short?" She couldn't understand what Chen Shuo was thinking; the prisoners on TV all seemed to have this hairstyle.

"This happened rather abruptly."

Chen Shuo then recounted his haircutting experience, and at the end, he took out the haircut card from his pocket to show her, "Then the manager over there gave me this haircut card, which allows me to get ten free haircuts."

"That's amazing."

"Really?" Chen Shuo didn't know what she meant by "really amazing." Little Miao's thought process was full of twists and turns. Perhaps she felt that she didn't spend any money on her haircut and even got a free haircut card, which was a huge profit.

"Yeah, that's amazing!"

Bai Xiaoqi nodded emphatically, continuing to stroke his head with both hands, and asked, "But it's winter now, won't it be cold like this?"

"It can't be winter forever. It'll warm up in spring, and then we can wear hats... Wait, have you had enough of touching it?"

Chen Shuo felt uncomfortable as the two little hands kept twirling around on his head, like touching a ball.

"not yet."

Bai Xiaoqi patted him a couple more times before finally letting him go, satisfied, and brought the dishes out of the kitchen to start eating.

The afternoon sun was shining brightly, so the two of them went downstairs for a stroll to digest their food and soak up some sun.

There's not much to do in this old neighborhood. It snowed heavily yesterday, and the security guards swept the snow into piles and gathered them under the big trees by the roadside. A few kids used those piles of snow to build a snowman.

The two of them, having nothing better to do, stood not far away and watched. After watching for a while, Bai Xiaoqi glanced at Chen Shuo's buzz cut, took out her phone and secretly took a picture of him, then sent it to the family group chat.

The photo was posted for only a few moments before Wu Yulan sent a message: "Why did you shave your head?"

He's not bald; he has hair.

That's too short a push, it looks like something a little hooligan would do.

Upon seeing this reply, Bai Xiaoqi glanced at Chen Shuo and agreed with her future mother-in-law's words, but noted that one point was not quite right.

It's not just that it looks like him, this guy is exactly like that.

He's always bullying me and taking advantage of me. He's a complete scoundrel!

A side note: In view of some readers' comments that my chapters are short, I will now update with long chapters of 4,000 words every day. I will update 4,000 words every day, and I will add extra chapters for those who give me tips.

Chapter 211 Let him sleep on the floor

The snowman was only half-built when those little brats, for some unknown reason, started violently destroying the unfinished snowman. The group of kids jumped and kicked, screaming excitedly, creating a truly horrific scene.

Seeing this, Chen Shuo's obsessive-compulsive disorder was about to flare up. Although he didn't have high expectations for what kind of snowman these kids could build, he still wanted to take a look. In the end, he waited for most of the day in vain.

Damn it, a brat is a brat.

Feeling uncomfortable watching the snowman being built, Chen Shuo had no intention of continuing the stroll. He pulled her back home, and as soon as they entered the house and he took off his coat, he was on a voice call.

Bai Xiaoqi picked up her phone to check; Anya was calling her to play games.

"Should we play ranked or normal?"

"Let's play a match. Elementary school kids are on winter break now, so we can play 3v3. Let's invite your boyfriend too, then there will be three of us, so we don't have to worry about being matched with elementary school teammates."

"I don't play. It's a game for elementary school kids, it's no fun." Chen Shuo came back and sprawled on the sofa, immediately refusing the offer upon hearing this.

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Bai Xiaoqi glanced at him, then at her phone screen. Though the speaker meant no harm, the listener took it to heart. These two kept calling each other "elementary school student," and she felt like they were subtly referring to her.

"I'm not playing anymore either," she said to Anya on the other side of the screen.

"Why? Just because your boyfriend doesn't play?"

"No..." Bai Xiaoqi wanted to say no, but then changed her mind and said, "Yes, it's because he doesn't play."

"How could he be so treacherous? Don't let him sleep in your bed tonight."

"No, let him sleep on the floor tonight."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Xiaoqi put down her phone and turned around to find Chen Shuo staring at her.

What are you looking at?

"What do you think?" Chen Shuo looked puzzled. "I just don't want to play games with you guys, is it really necessary to make me sleep on the floor?"

Are you going to sleep?

"Nonsense, of course I'm not sleeping."

"That would be great."

Bai Xiaoqi felt that this guy was a bit silly; he had legs, and she couldn't control him.

Even if I really let him sleep on the floor, I'll definitely sneak him onto the bed in the middle of the night... no, this guy will just run up there on his own.

She reached out and pushed Chen Shuo further onto the sofa, then sat down, from the coffee table...

Bai Xiaoqi was very unhappy about being labeled a primary school student. She wanted to graduate from primary school math as soon as possible, remove this label, and evolve into a middle school student.

When playing games, everyone criticizes elementary school students, but middle school students don't get criticized.

Chen Shuo looked at her in shock, wondering what had gotten into this girl again, that she had once again taken the initiative to study.

“If you could learn this proactively every day, I would definitely like you even more.” He paused, then added, “A hundred times more than I do now.”

"Tch, I don't care."

Bai Xiaoqi wrinkled her nose, scoffed, opened her textbook, and followed the online teacher for a while. Suddenly, she casually asked, "What is one hundred times?"

Do you know what a "simp" is?

"abnormal!"

Upon hearing the word "lick," Bai Xiaoqi's face instantly turned red as if by conditioned reflex. This guy is definitely a pervert.

"?"

Chen Shuo glanced at her suddenly flushed face, hesitated for a moment, then scratched his head and said, "I think you might have misunderstood something. The 'simp' I was talking about isn't what you think..."

Bai Xiaoqi reached out and covered his mouth, "Shut up, I know which one you're talking about."

Which one are you referring to?

"...It's the perverted one."

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As the Spring Festival approached, on the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, Chen Shuo took the red paper he had bought and prepared to write a couplet with a brush, but he hesitated when he started writing, unsure of what to write this year.

Last year's poem read: "Spring fills the universe, blessings fill the door; people grow older, cats grow longer; people and cats prosper together."

Chen Shuo thought the meaning was very good, so he put it on the door for a year.

But this year.....