Today is September 1st. Chen Shuo drove her two children to kindergarten this morning. She also wanted to pick up and drop off her children, so she started preparing two years in advance, contacting a driving school to start learning to drive. But now that her children are in kindergarten, she is still stuck at the second stage of the driving test.
Moreover, this was already the third driving school she had changed. The instructor at her first driving school was a greasy middle-aged man with a lewd smile. After only a few days of training, his true colors were revealed. He was always subtly hinting at something to her. When she got home, she told Chen Shuo about it.
Can you tolerate this?
Chen Shuo blocked the entrance of the driving school and beat them up badly, causing them to pay a lot of medical expenses.
The second driving school also had a male instructor, but he had a bad temper and liked to curse. Once, he angered Bai Xiaoqi so much that he punched the steering wheel, causing it to fall off and leaving a hole in the dashboard.
The instructor was terrified and didn't dare to breathe. He almost took out his phone to call the police. He would definitely have to compensate the driving school for its losses later, but after this incident, he would definitely not be able to practice driving there anymore.
Finally, he switched to the current driving school. Chen Shuo had specifically inquired about it and found that there was a female instructor at this driving school who had been in the industry for less than two years. She had a good temper, was patient, and people who were new to the industry were often very responsible.
For example, teachers, doctors, and many others, but after encountering various bizarre things and encountering many cases of cerebral palsy, one will...
Anyway, this female coach is really nice. She speaks softly and has a good temper. She never yells at anyone, but she sighs a bit a lot.
Bai Xiaoqi was very satisfied with the coach, but... she was a disappointment. She would get inexplicably nervous every time she held the steering wheel, and she would be even more nervous during the exam. Otherwise, she would have passed the exam long ago.
She puffed out her cheeks, kicked a small pebble far away, then put her hand to her forehead, watching the pebble she had kicked trace a perfect parabola in the air.
Just like before, she still acts like a little girl.
However, it doesn't look out of place at all. Time hasn't left any marks on her fair and beautiful face. She looks exactly the same as she did a few years ago, still as exquisite and beautiful as ever, only with a touch of mature charm.
Seeing the stones hit the driving school wall far away, Bai Xiaoqi turned to leave. Before she even stepped out of the driving school gate, her phone suddenly rang. She picked it up and answered, her expression instantly turning aggrieved.
"Ah Gou..."
Don't call me that, the child is here. How was practice today?
"Not very good."
【Yeah?】
Although the tone was one of surprise, Chen Shuo on the other end of the phone wasn't surprised at all. After so many years of marriage, they knew each other very well.
She knows her own limitations perfectly well.
Without even asking, Chen Shuo knew it couldn't be good; he could tell from Ah Gou's pitiful whimper.
[You weren't asked to take the driving test (Part 2) yet, right?]
"Hmm...you guessed it?"
[It goes without saying... Okay, don't be discouraged, take your time, it's okay even if you can't learn it yet...]
"I'm sure I can learn it!"
Her voice was brimming with confidence, which startled Chen Shuo from her sudden rise in tone. He composed himself before replying, "Okay, okay, go ahead and learn. Wait for me at the driving school entrance, I'll come pick you up right away."
"Ah."
Don't stand foolishly under the blazing sun, find a tree.
"You're the idiot..."
Just as Bai Xiaoqi was about to retort, her phone went dead. She glanced at the disconnected call, put her phone back in her pocket, looked around, and walked towards the tree over there.
Chapter 308 Kids are so annoying
On the other side, Chen Shuo put his phone back in his pocket and was about to start the car when Chen Qi'an, sitting in the passenger seat, saw that he had finally hung up the phone. He first let out an exaggerated sigh of relief, and then started chattering, "Dad, I didn't cry when I went to kindergarten today. A lot of the other kids cried, but I didn't."
Seeing his silly son with his big, round eyes, head held high and chest puffed out, as proud as a little peacock, with an expression that said "Praise me, praise me!", Chen Shuo also gave him face and praised him, "Really? Little Bao is really amazing."
"Hehe..." After receiving the praise, Chen Qi'an chuckled for a while, and then boasted, "The teachers all praised me as a good boy."
Did the teacher give you a little red flower?
Hearing this, Xiao Bao, who had just been so proud, suddenly became dejected. "...No."
But he quickly perked up and pointed to Chen Qinghan in the back row, "But Da Bao got scolded by the teacher, but I didn't."
Upon hearing this, Chen Shuo looked towards the back row. Chen Qinghan, seeing this guy complaining, pouted and glared at Chen Qi'an, saying, "I'm the older sister, I'm older than you, you have to call me older sister."
"You took my toy, so I won't call you 'sister' anymore."
"Don't call me home and I'll steal your toy train."
"Dad, look, she's trying to steal my toy train."
"Alright, alright, stop making noise, be quiet."
Seeing the two little brats shouting at the top of their lungs, Chen Shuo was at his wits' end. He quickly spoke up to stop them and then asked, "Da Bao, did you get scolded by the teacher today?"
"No, he's talking nonsense."
"I'm not lying, I am!" Chen Qi'an shouted at the top of his lungs. His mother had told him to be an honest and good boy, but Da Bao had actually lied.
"Many children were not crying today, but Da Bao made them cry, and then the teacher said something to her..."
The little kid, who was just over three years old, had very limited ability to express himself. Chen Qi'an spoke and gestured, while Chen Shuo guessed and made up his mind, and finally got a general understanding of what was going on.
Today marks the start of the school year, and a whole bunch of little kids started kindergarten this morning. The younger children, who are just starting kindergarten, act like they're entering a wolf's den, wailing and crying loudly.
Chen Shuo had expected his two little kids to throw a tantrum, screaming and screaming, but they didn't. The two little ones, each carrying a small backpack, seemed quite happy.
As for the reason, Chen Shuo thought about it carefully in the morning. Da Bao probably felt that going to kindergarten would start a new life and was very curious.
As for why Xiao Bao was happy, it was purely because of something he said while changing clothes. When he got up in the morning to change his clothes, Chen Qi'an was surprised to see that the pants he was going to wear today were not open-crotch pants.
"Now that you're in kindergarten, you're not a one or two-year-old anymore. If you're not a child anymore, you can't wear open-crotch pants anymore, understand?"
Then Chen Qi'an became happy and gave his sister a provocative look.
Before starting kindergarten, Chen Qi'an always wore open-crotch pants, revealing his little tuft of hair. Chen Qinghan was very curious about the difference between the two of them and would always stare at his little tuft of hair, sometimes even reaching out to tug it when he wasn't looking.
The child was too rough and pulled so hard that he cried. The innocent little boy thought that as long as he didn't wear open-crotch pants, no one could pull his little hair.
Anyway, neither of the two little ones cried, which is a good thing.
But it wasn't necessarily the same for the other kids. When Chen Shuo took the two little brats to kindergarten in the morning, he had the chance to witness the scene. The children's cries echoed at the kindergarten gate, and parents were squatting on the ground everywhere, trying to comfort their children.
As for techniques to coax children, they are nothing more than a combination of deception and trickery, such as saying there are many, many children inside, and that Mom and Dad put you in there so you can make friends, or that it's only for one day, and if you behave well and don't cry, you won't have to come back... blah blah blah.
Hearing that they wouldn't have to come back if they stopped crying, many of the little kids finally stopped crying.
Once these parents left,
A bold little boy wiped away his tears and sobbed, asking the female teacher on the stage, "Auntie, if I stop crying, will I never have to come here again...?"
Before the teacher could speak, Chen Qinghan suddenly jumped out and said, "Your parents are lying to you. You have to come every day from now on, even if you don't cry."
Upon hearing this, many children immediately broke down in tears.
After learning the whole story, Chen Shuo inexplicably recalled asking the teacher when he picked up the two little brats from school earlier, "Teacher, how did these two children behave at kindergarten today?"
The female teacher was in her early twenties, slightly plump, and had a very approachable appearance. When talking about Xiaobao, she didn't hold back her praise, saying, "He's very well-behaved and obedient."
But when Da Bao was mentioned, the other person looked down at Chen Qinghan, paused for a moment, and then said, "He's pretty good too. He's a very honest and good kid."
Back then, Chen Shuo was still wondering how his daughter demonstrated honesty; now he understands—she was damn honest.
However, based on his understanding of his daughter, there's a high chance this guy did it on purpose.
Don't let her resemblance to her mother fool you; this little girl has an adorable face and looks harmless, giving off the impression of a naive, cute, and well-behaved child.
But sometimes she's really bad. She often bullies Xiaobao, blames her younger brother for her bad deeds, and even steals his toys.
She loves to act mature every day. In the morning, she complained that her pink princess dress was childish. She's just a little kid, which is exactly the age when she should be acting childish. She complained that her clothes were childish. I don't know who she takes after.
However, there was one thing Chen Shuo felt his daughter inherited from him: she was very smart.
He's at least smarter than Xiao Bao. They say a son's intelligence comes from his mother, and that's certainly true.
In comparison, Xiao Bao is the most honest one in the family. He looks like his mother, but his intelligence is definitely inherited from her. He's incredibly simple-minded.
Even the mother and daughter's silly chuckles were exactly the same.
After thinking for a while, Chen Shuo changed the subject and said, "Da Bao, Dad is asking you, do you think you did the right thing today?"
"You did the right thing. Honesty is a virtue." Xiao Qinghan said seriously. Little kids always like to act mature and imitate adults.
Seeing her serious expression, Chen Shuo almost believed her. Honesty is a virtue, and not only did he, as her father, not believe it, but even his simple-minded son, Xiao Bao, didn't.
"You just lied." Chen Qi'an shouted. He couldn't stand this about Da Bao. Da Bao always said profound and impressive things that he couldn't say himself.
"That's not lying, the teacher didn't criticize me at all."
"Yes, the teacher clearly told you that."
"It's not criticism, it's different."
"Same!"
"Alright, everyone, be quiet!"
“…”
The two little brats started yelling again, and Chen Shuo's head began to throb. He quickly called out to stop them. Ever since these two troublemakers could run, walk, and talk, it had been hard to get any peace and quiet all day long.
I finally made it to the point where these two little devils started kindergarten, but as soon as they got home from school, they started yelling and screaming again.
Whether criticism is the same as or different from the truth, it's just a simple question, and I don't know what there is to argue about.
"From now on, neither of you is allowed to argue. If..."
As they were talking, his phone rang again. Chen Shuo picked it up, answered it, and simply said, "I'll be there soon."
Then she said to her two children, "Now I'm going to pick up your mother. You two are not allowed to talk or argue, do you understand?"
After saying that, Chen Shuo ignored the two little ones and started the car, driving away from the kindergarten gate.
Kids are such a hassle; because of these two brats' antics, I've missed the chance to pick up my wife.
Chapter 309 Sleeping in Separate Rooms is Necessary
The night breeze was slightly cool, and Chen Shuo pulled his wife to sit on the rooftop to cool off, while the two little kids played by themselves.
As a father of two, he remarked with emotion how quickly time flies.
I used to think that time passed slowly, but now I feel that it passes too quickly. It feels like I haven't lived much at all, and in the blink of an eye, these two naughty kids are already so grown up, and I'm almost thirty myself.
Although he looks young, he is already a 28-year-old man; he's old.
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