I was approached by a cat-eared girl.

It's hard to explain the kiss on the cheek.

The little kid is past that particularly innocent age; now he knows that a kiss on the cheek is embarrassing.

After being kissed, Bai Xiaoqi subconsciously glanced outside, "Be careful the child doesn't see."

"It's nothing, I just checked." He said it so naturally, but Chen Shuo paused for a moment after saying it, and then scratched his chin.

Thinking about it carefully, the two are clearly a legally married couple with all the necessary documents, and they are protected by law. Not to mention kissing on the cheek, even kissing on the lips would be legal.

But ever since those two kids got a little older, this legally married couple has had to do everything in secret.

We should try to avoid kissing and hugging them as much as possible, let alone... you know.

First, I had to get the two little rascals to bed, then I locked the door from the inside. Luckily, the soundproofing was excellent when we renovated it.

Otherwise, they wouldn't dare to make too much noise.

Chen Shuo admired his own foresight, even though that wasn't his original intention when he installed the soundproofing.

This is to avoid the noise from children disturbing the downstairs neighbors when they have children in the future.

However, although that brat Chen Qi'an shouts loudly every day, no neighbors have moved in because the building below is on the fourteenth floor.

The original purpose of soundproofing was to prevent disturbing the neighbors, but it became about preventing the two children from being disturbed.

This shows that things in the world are hard to explain.

For example, Chen Shuo never dreamed that he would encounter a cat that was asking for a title, and then this little cat that turned into a human became his wife.

She gave birth to two babies, and the silly little catgirl even learned to drive.

Thinking of this, Chen Shuo couldn't help but ask, "What were you chanting while driving today?"

"That's a driving mantra."

"Then tell your husband what incantations you recited today." Chen Shuo was quite curious and wanted to know what tricks A Miao had up her sleeve today.

Whether before setting off or while driving, she would constantly mutter to herself some particularly fitting, catchy, and rhyming verses.

Moreover, she rarely repeats herself. She has different formulas for different road sections and different situations. Can you believe that?

Although she may not be particularly intelligent, her memory is truly exceptional; it's remarkable that she can remember so many mnemonics.

Anyway, Chen Shuo believed that he absolutely couldn't remember them, at least not that many.

I only remember one saying: "Improper driving will bring tears to your loved ones' eyes."

Summer arrived, and Chen Shuo's feelings towards summer began to worsen over time.

Temperatures are rising year by year, to the point where people can die from heatstroke. This is not an exaggeration; it really can kill people. In recent years, there have been news reports of people dying from heatstroke every summer.

The cicadas' chirping can no longer be heard in the city; even they seem too weak to sing due to the heat. The sun hangs high in the sky, emitting fierce rays, and the heat waves refract, making the asphalt road surface look somewhat distorted.

All of this highlights the heat of summer.

Oh, and two little brats are going on summer vacation.

It's hot, so you can stay home and enjoy the air conditioning without going out, but when the kids are on summer vacation for two and a half months, it's really frustrating.

When Chen Qinghan is not speaking, she has a quiet and serene demeanor. She sits with Bai Xiaoqi, the mother and daughter wearing matching white tulle dresses, doing a jigsaw puzzle together.

The siblings both had several sets of jigsaw puzzles, which could help develop children's intelligence, but Chen Qi'an's puzzles were mostly missing parts, and who knows where that unlucky kid had put them.

But Da Bao, the older sister, didn't miss a single piece of her puzzle. And every time she finished a puzzle, she would ask her dad or mom to glue it together and hang it in her room as a decoration, which looked very nice.

Chen Shuo went to the supermarket and saw that red dragon fruit was on sale, so he bought two and ate them with Xiao Bao.

The mother and daughter didn't eat. Chen Qinghan was engrossed in the puzzle, while Bai Xiaoqi had a bad memory of this food. She had eaten it once before, and after going to the bathroom, she thought she was going to die.

By then, she had already had many relatives visit, and she knew very well that these were definitely not relatives. How could relatives be so scary?

My pee has turned red.

Chen Shuo mocked her for a long time, which made Bai Xiaoqi so angry that she chased him around the house trying to beat him up.

Even now, thinking back on it, she's still so angry she wants to punch that guy.

The mother and daughter wouldn't eat the two dragon fruits, so Chen Shuo had to put one in the refrigerator and cut the other in half, giving one half to his mentally challenged son and the other half to each of them. Then the father and son ate them with spoons.

Chen Shuo kept it a secret and didn't tell Chen Qi'an what the consequences would be after eating dragon fruit, such as his urine turning red. He was just waiting to see the little brat's panicked expression after he finished using the toilet.

It sounds like such a fun game.

What are children born for? To bring joy.

He quickly finished his dragon fruit, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and looked at his son with a smile, "Dragon fruit is delicious, isn't it?"

"Mmm, delicious."

Chen Qi'an nodded repeatedly, his face covered in red juice as he ate.

"Eat more if you like it. No rush, there's more in the fridge. Dad will cut some more for you after you finish eating."

"Wasn't that reserved for Mom and Da Bao?"

"Leave half for Da Bao, and you can have your mother's half." Chen Shuo then turned to his wife beside him, "You're not eating, are you?"

"Hmm, I don't want to eat it."

Bai Xiaoqi casually agreed and then seriously put together the jigsaw puzzle with her daughter.

“Mom thinks this should be put here.” She picked up a piece and handed it to Da Bao, then glanced at Chen Shuo, subtly pursing her lips. She already knew what this guy was up to.

I couldn't help but glance at my son again; the poor little rascal was still too naive to know anything.

After a while, Chen Qi'an finally finished eating the dragon fruit. Chen Shuo picked up a tissue and thoughtfully wiped the juice from his son's lips and face. "Want some more? Dad will cut some for you."

"Ah."

Chen Qi'an nodded, then looked down again, "But I need to pee."

"Then go quickly."

Watching the little brat dash into the bathroom, Chen Shuo reached out and poked Bai Xiaoqi's waist twice, suppressing his excitement as he said, "Hey, look, look, he went to pee."

"You're so mean," Bai Xiaoqi said, giving him a reproachful look. This guy was just wicked.

Hearing the conversation between the two, Chen Qinghan looked up in a daze, glancing at one and then at the other, before finally fixing her gaze on Chen Shuo.

I'm very confused.

Why is Dad so agitated when my younger brother goes to pee?

Just then, a loud cry suddenly came from the bathroom.

Chapter 334 Kill Him

Upon discovering that his urine had turned red, Chen Qi'an, without even pulling up his pants, hurriedly ran out of the bathroom, his little thong exposed, crying and shouting.

Seeing this, Chen Shuo was secretly delighted, but he tried his best to keep from laughing out loud. Instead, he asked in confusion, "What's wrong with Xiao Bao? Why is he crying like this?"

"Dad, I..."

Without pulling up his pants, running was quite inconvenient. Chen Qi'an stumbled and fell with a thud halfway down. The little kid cried even louder, but he used his hands to push himself up and continued running.

Although it was heartbreaking to see him fall, Chen Shuo couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Bai Xiaoqi was both angry and amused. She turned and glared at Chen Shuo, then went over, picked up her son, helped him pull up his pants, and began to soothe him, "Little Bao, don't cry, it's okay, don't cry..."

"Mommy, I, I, I pee..." The little kid sobbed, unable to speak clearly, and could only keep pointing towards the bathroom.

"It's okay. That's how it is when you eat dragon fruit; your pee will turn red."

Chen Qi'an was stunned for a moment, then sniffed and asked, "Is...is that so?"

"Yes, it's normal, it will be fine in a few days."

Chen Shuo was also unhappy at this moment. He came over and pinched his son's little face. "Alright, stop crying. You are four years old now, not a two or three-year-old. Don't cry all the time. Be strong."

Seeing that his parents said so, Chen Qi'an stopped crying, turned his head to look at the bathroom, and then looked down. It turned out that he was not going to die, but because he ate that dragon fruit.

"Alright, it's okay, go play now." Bai Xiaoqi put him on the ground.

"Oh..."

Chen Qi'an responded, wiped away his tears, turned around and ran off, intending to drive for a while. Today, Da Bao was playing with a jigsaw puzzle, so no one would be competing with him for driving.

The little kid's emotions came and went quickly. After discovering that it was because he ate dragon fruit, Xiao Bao immediately regained his lost happiness.

"Was that interesting?" Chen Shuo asked quietly.

Bai Xiaoqi glared at him upon hearing this: "Is this how a father should act?"

"Aren't kids meant to be played with?" Chen Shuo said dismissively, adding, "The most fun time is when they're being silly. They won't be as fun when they get smarter."

"Like you used to be, weren't you? You ate a dragon fruit and stupidly thought you were going to die. How funny! Now you're not so silly anymore, are you?"

Hearing this, Bai Xiaoqi couldn't help but recall the time she was mocked by this guy after eating dragon fruit, and she became furious. "Sleep on the sofa tonight."

"???"

Chen Shuo was stunned. "Why?"

"..."

Bai Xiaoqi ignored him, turned around and walked away to continue doing the puzzle with her daughter.

"You have such a bad temper, and now you can't even say it. That's just how it is."

Chen Shuo muttered to himself that his little cat had really changed and wasn't as fun as before.

Night fell in the blink of an eye.

Bai Xiaoqi took out a quilt and a pillow and threw them onto the sofa. Chen Shuo's expression was indescribable. "No, are you serious?"

"Ah."

Bai Xiaoqi responded and thoughtfully helped him position the pillow and pulled the blanket back, saying, "Go to sleep."

"Don't beg me to go back later."

Seeing that she was serious, Chen Shuo could only retort with dissatisfaction: "Sleep on the sofa if you want. The sofa in the living room is soft and big, it's very comfortable to sleep on."

But if someone doesn't sleep while being held by their own parents, I don't believe they can fall asleep.

"whispering sound..."