The cross-dressing master in the world of Detective Conan

"Hey, hey, you haven't told us any details about this guy yet. Don't just disappear on your own."

The last image that remained in my mind was Hiroki Sawada waving goodbye with his back to me, and then... and then this artificial intelligence named Christia was entrusted to me.

Although the result matched his own tone, the process still felt somewhat unbelievable.

It seems like I didn't do anything special, except digitize myself and turn into a virus to infiltrate Noah's Ark's system, and then inexplicably I was entrusted with the care of the orphan.

"Xiao Xun, are you alright?"

A white hand waved in front of her eyes, and Kaoru Kazama realized that she had returned to the real world.

Looking at Kazama Kaoru's empty eyes, Akemi couldn't help but ask worriedly.

Hiroki is quite decisive; this is probably his last appearance.

"I'm fine, I'm just a little slow to react. Looks like I'm really not good at virtual games."

Kaoru Kazama laughed it off and covered it up.

It turns out that Akemi and the others had come out a while earlier, which is why they came to the control panel to look for Kaoru Kazama.

As for Ran and Shinichi Kudo, they've long since gone off somewhere to be all lovey-dovey.

The effects of this medication will last for approximately twelve hours.

However, given Shinichi Kudo's unbridled personality and his tendency to trigger cases at any time, it's not certain that he'll be able to safely revert back to Conan.

So the professor and Ai took the initiative and drove off to follow them.

So only Akemi could wake her up, which gave off a rather desolate feeling.

"Alright, alright, we should go home now. Anyway, my mission is over. Let them worry about the rest."

Kazama Kaoru irresponsibly neglected his original mission, since Inspector Megure and the others took the prisoner Thomas Cindora back to the Metropolitan Police Department first.

After all, it involves cross-border transactions, and every action must be taken through the embassy.

Moreover, this Thomas Sindora is no ordinary person. Although he has confessed and the evidence is conclusive, the necessary procedures still cannot be omitted.

So after confirming that Kaoru Kazama was safe, they left first.

She was left sitting there all alone, feeling desolate.

Under such circumstances, she, who was already lazy, became even less interested in working.

After all, the bulk of the work had already been done by the original Grim Reaper, Yusaku Kudo. The rest was just a matter of writing reports and running errands at the embassy.

It's better to go home and eat earlier.

So, Kaoru Kazama drove home without a care in the world. After buying groceries at the supermarket, he stopped by Professor Agasa's house to pick up Ai Haibara.

And so, they lived a life that increasingly resembled that of a family of three.

To avoid worrying them, Kaoru Kazama didn't tell them about the AI ​​copy Christia.

Today's experience was, to put it simply, thrilling and unforgettable.

He gently raised his hand and touched the space between his eyebrows.

There should have been a diamond-shaped fluorescent mark in that place, just like Tsunade's Yin Seal.

However, this doesn't seem to be apparent under normal circumstances; it will only truly shine when artificial intelligence is fully activated.

Kazama Kaoru found it very strange that Hiroki Sawada wanted to let her awaken on her own, like incubating an egg, when she was clearly an AI that could be activated immediately.

"buzz"

The faint humming sound was particularly noticeable in the quiet night.

Kaoru Kazama's eyes, which were almost closed, were suddenly startled awake by the sound.

When it acts on itself, it is a sound ten thousand times stronger than an alarm clock.

Just like Kaoru Kazama in the early stages of her transmigration, she was usually woken up by mission notifications rather than by an alarm clock.

Slowly opening her eyes, Kaoru Kazama was presented with a virtual screen.

"The current temperature is 11 degrees Celsius. It is 11:25 pm. The cloud cover is thick. There will be no rain in the next three days. Please keep warm."

Unlike the obviously electronic voice in Noah's Ark, Christia's voice sounds just like that of a real little girl.

"Are you Christia?"

"Mom, Chris has finally met you."

The excited, slightly shaky voice of the little girl is captivating, even for those who aren't into lolis.

However, the content of this document was somewhat unacceptable to Kaoru Kazama.

Being a cross-dresser is one thing, but going to play a game and coming back to become a mother is just ridiculous. Even if life, like a little bitch, likes to play tricks on people, there has to be some leeway, right?

"That's right, Chris's mother is you, you are Chris's mother."

Suddenly, the fluorescent screen in front of Kazama Kaoru transformed into a stream of light, which, before her eyes could adjust, coalesced into a small human figure that sat on Kazama Kaoru's shoulder.

"Is this...is this what you look like?"

A black gothic lolita outfit, a perfectly delicate face, and golden twin tails—it can fulfill any lolita fantasies.

This also temporarily made Kaoru Kazama forget her questions, and she just stared at Christia sitting on her shoulders.

"Tell me what happened to Mom. Could this be Hiroki's doing?"

"This has nothing to do with the administrator; it's Chris's own wish, Mom."

"I'm still a little uncomfortable being called 'Mom' or anything like that. Why don't you just call me by my name? Nice to meet you, my name is Kazama Kaoru, please take care of me."

To avoid becoming a mother unexpectedly, Kaoru Kazama introduced herself in an unprecedentedly formal manner.

Even Conan, the protagonist of this world, doesn't have such an opportunity.

Incidentally, the drug's effects, originally scheduled for twelve hours, ended at seven hours and thirty-three minutes.

Fortunately, this time Shinichi Kudo sensed that he was about to turn back into Conan beforehand. Instead of disappearing inexplicably in front of Ran, he said goodbye properly, and Ran even saw him off at the airport.

With the Kudo couple providing cover, things were quite easy.

After all, Yukiko Kudo's acting skills are simply not on the same level as Conan's.

So, Shinichi Kudo turned back into Conan on the plane and reluctantly went on the trip with his parents.

“I know, but a mother is a mother, and that’s a fact that has been established from the beginning.”

The little girl had a smile on her face, but what she said startled Kazama Kaoru.

"Are you sure? I don't remember."

"It's because you, Mom, entered Dad's body that my source code was activated!"

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't say anything more, just let me calm down."

"Mom, Dad, I can't accept the idea of ​​something going inside my body."

If she had known this would happen, she wouldn't have turned into a virus and invaded Noah's Ark, even if she had been gutted by Jack the Ripper.

They inexplicably gained a daughter, and judging from Christia's words, it seems they've even consummated their marriage.

No way! Heaven knows, that's just code from the virtual world, how could it have turned out like this?

The only thing to be thankful for now is that Noah's Ark no longer exists.

Otherwise, having another daughter would be fine; at worst, you could just pretend you're Asuna.

If she had another husband, she might as well die.

A man is attracted to women. Even if his gender is changed, his sexual orientation will never change.

Chapter 328 The Experimental Subject Most in Line with Humanitarian Principles

The next morning, Kaoru Kazama was woken up by Chris's voice prompt.

Now you don't even need a phone. You can just look up and see the time displayed on the virtual screen. This is much more useful than the operating system.

Aside from issuing non-human tasks and forcing me to wear women's clothing, that damned system made no other contribution.

"It's still early, why are you waking me up so early? Sleeping in is one of the most enjoyable things in life, just let me sleep a little longer."

Kaoru Kazama's voice grew softer and softer until she finally fell asleep.

"Mom, according to the Human Health Index, excessive sleep is not good for your health."

Christia's cry of "Mom!" immediately woke Kaoru Kazama up, making him wide awake.

"Okay, then I'll get up and make breakfast."

Kaoru Kazama lay on the bed for another three minutes, realizing that she really couldn't adapt to what it felt like to go from a single young woman to a single mother.

I decided to get up and do something else to distract myself.

She didn't actually dislike Christia's existence. This lively and adorable AI little girl, putting aside her advanced technology, just looking at her appearance made it impossible to feel any dislike for her.

However, this form of address is truly unpleasant.

"Chris, can't you really call me 'sister'?"

Although the title of "older sister" might bring back painful memories, she seems much better off than her mother.

"No, a mother is a mother, and that's a fact that can't be changed even if the world ends."

"Destroying the world? Forget about it, Chris. You shouldn't even think about that anymore. That's not something a kid like you should be thinking about."

Kazama Kaoru could only admit defeat to a powerful figure who was considering whether to destroy the world.

Although the Noah's Ark program has been completely formatted, the resulting autonomous personalities will still bear some resemblance.

For example, Kaoru Kazama felt that the little girl next to him had some kind of yandere tendencies.

However, it seems that there is nothing wrong with her except for her unusual obsession with the title of "mother". Everything else seems normal.

As an artificial intelligence, it can help me in many ways in life.

For example, Kaoru Kazama was woken up by Christia very early this morning.

Afterwards, I even went for a jog, and the speed and calories burned were clearly displayed on the virtual screen in front of me.

This way of directly linking goals with results is so effective that even a lazy person like Kaoru Kazama can develop a passion for exercise.