The cross-dressing master in the world of Detective Conan

Kaoru Kazama glanced at Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka, then led the two girls to the most popular barbecue restaurant in Konoha.

Chapter 646 The Mental Diagnosis of the Four Laughing Heroes

And so, Kazama Kaoru took the two girls, Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura, to a barbecue restaurant for a big meal.

Actually, she didn't eat much herself; she just found it amusing to watch the two girls eating so heartily while feeling embarrassed.

To be fair, although the Akimichi clan, known for their enormous appetites, drew the attention of the ninjas, the actual appetites of most ninjas were not small.

After all, chakra is formed by the energy provided by the body's cells. This means that in addition to supporting their daily activities, the 130 trillion cells in the body also have to support the enormous energy consumption of these ninjas as they fly, breathe fire, and spew water.

Even with the number of cells, the accumulated energy consumption is still considerable.

In addition, these two girls are only genin who have just graduated from the ninja academy. Recently, they have only been doing D-rank missions in the village, such as catching cats and playing with dogs.

With such meager income to be divided among four people, it's easy to imagine how little they would ultimately pocket.

Therefore, enjoying a barbecue like this is quite a rare treat for them.

However, Kazama Kaoru did not come away empty-handed, as he learned quite a bit about Sasuke's pretentious behavior when he was young.

Erzhuzi's current twelve years of life can be mainly divided into two stages.

The dividing line is the night his clan was wiped out when he was seven years old.

Before the age of seven, he was mainly arrogant and pretentious, with a more delicate and spoiled element.

According to information provided by an unknown person named Yamanaka Ino, Erzhuzi would even blush when praised by the teacher during the early days of school.

Of course, such adorable Erzhuzi are now extinct.

As for what happens after the age of seven, it becomes a forced, closed-off indifference.

However, the human heart is actually very complex and changeable, and is often not so completely transparent.

So even though Erzhuzi seems closed off and extremely cold, he still reveals some uncontrollable emotions.

For example, after Naruto Uzumaki stole his first kiss, his extreme shock and bewilderment, and the disgust he felt from the inside out after realizing what had happened, all exuded the joyful aura of a silly young man.

It seems that every Indra reincarnation is someone who is cold and indifferent to others, but can only be lured out by Asura reincarnations to reveal their silly side.

"Alright, that's enough for today. Thanks to you all, I was able to learn so much about Sasuke's glorious past. If this kid ever makes a fool of himself again, he'll have some embarrassing history to teach him a lesson."

"Sister Izumi, please don't tell us that we leaked it, or Sasuke will definitely be angry."

Seeing the wicked smile on Kazama Kaoru's lips, the two girls couldn't help but shiver.

"Don't worry, I will never betray my revolutionary comrades."

Kaoru Kazama gave an OK sign, and then walked away as Ino Yamanaka and Sakura Haruno watched her go.

"Chris, did you record all of these embarrassing moments?"

"Don't worry, Mom, I've already made a backup."

Chris was clearly very aware of Kaoru Kazama's hobbies and habits, which had been in the making even before Kazama was born.

In order to capture the scene of Conan shrinking, they even risked being discovered by the Black Organization.

After hearing that Xiaolan had won the high school karate championship, he would sit at a stall near the roller coaster in Dorobiga Park every day after get off work, waiting for this human miracle to happen.

They eventually succeeded in collecting video recordings of Shinichi Kudo changing size at will.

It's a pity that no records of Ai's transformation were collected.

After all, it would be too dangerous to just sit by and watch Ai get knocked out and taken away by Pisko, not to mention that she was later shot by Gin.

So this is something she regrets.

Ai seems to be aware of this, so although she spends all her time in the lab, typing away on her computer researching an antidote for APTX-4869, she never mentions trying it herself.

Perhaps it was because of Kazama Kaoru's perverse sense of humor. Of course, with Conan as the guinea pig, Ai Haibara didn't need to test the medicine herself at all.

Edogawa is the most enthusiastic volunteer in the world, the kind who takes as much as he can get.

Lost in thought, Kaoru Kazama found himself walking back to the Uchiha clan's territory.

"Where did Sasuke go again? Is he up to his love-hate relationship with Naruto again?"

This matter is quite puzzling.

You said that the reincarnation of chakra makes people stronger, but it also automatically turns them into deeply bonded, love-hate enemies.

Tsk tsk, this is even stranger than Uchiha Madara being unable to pee when someone stands behind him.

"The men of the Uchiha clan are all psychopaths."

Thinking of the existence of the Four Laughing Heroes, Kazama Kaoru was like a diagnostic manual for the mental state of the Uchiha men.

It seems that giving Sasuke electrotherapy is absolutely necessary.

Logically speaking, Itachi Uchiha should have undergone two courses of treatment to see the effect, but considering his physical condition, she might have to give him a "please don't die" treatment before the electrotherapy.

(Note: "Please Don't Die" is a healing skill from Bungo Stray Dogs Yosano Akiko. Its effect is to revive people who are on the verge of death. The drawback is that it can only heal people who are on the verge of death. So, in actual treatment, if you encounter a patient whose injuries are not so serious, you have to beat the patient to the point of death in order to make the skill work.)

As for Itachi Uchiha's condition, it's not that serious yet, and the treatment conditions for "please don't die" are not met. Isn't that a problem that can be easily solved?

Why didn't she just beat Itachi Uchiha to the point of near death and then treat him?

This satisfies Sasuke's desire for revenge, Itachi's wish to sacrifice himself, and preserves the Uchiha clan's bloodline to the greatest extent possible.

As for Obito, it's not just a matter of beating him up.

Some might argue that since Obito turned to the dark side because of Rin Nohara's death, simply resurrecting Rin with Edo Tensei would at least make Obito more restrained, even if it didn't change her mind.

But in reality, this problem is far more complex than it appears.

Obito's descent into darkness was not solely due to Rin Nohara's death, but rather because he witnessed Kakashi's hand piercing through Rin's body.

In other words, it was only after witnessing her boyfriend and girlfriend betray her at the same time, and one of them even died, that she turned to the dark side and embarked on the path of becoming the mastermind behind the scenes.

This can be seen from Obito's actions after Kakashi stabbed Rin Nohara to death.

After this guy awakened his Mangekyou Sharingan by holding Rin Nohara's corpse, he only slaughtered the Hidden Mist ninjas without touching Kakashi.

Over the next decade or so, Obito entered and left Konoha Village countless times, and witnessed Kakashi rambling on at his grave countless times, watching him gradually become like himself back then. Yet, he didn't strangle him, which can be described as quite lenient.

Chapter 647 The Snow Country Story Begins

"Speaking of Kakashi, it seems like we haven't seen him much lately. Is he hopelessly obsessed with Liu Bei?"

Kaoru Kazama was a little curious about Kakashi's whereabouts.

Since returning from the Land of Waves, aside from making a brief appearance during the Konoha Crush plan, he hasn't really been around much.

This is also related to the fact that Class 7 hasn't had any particularly important tasks recently.

Let alone protection missions like those in the Land of Waves, there are hardly any beginner missions left, not even those for clearing out bandits and thieves.

Since the founding of Konoha, the area surrounding the Land of Fire has long been completely cleaned up.

Konoha generally doesn't interfere in other countries' affairs, since mission allocation is a very serious issue. Every Shinobi World War ultimately boils down to the distribution of benefits.

For example, the recent Third Shinobi World War was triggered by the disappearance of the Third Kazekage of Sunagakure, and Sunagakure used this as an excuse to launch an attack on Konoha.

Although the final failure may not seem to have any particularly serious consequences, it actually had a huge impact on the Sunagakure mission market. Not to mention, the Land of Wind drastically cut the Sunagakure's budget, forcing the Fourth Kazekage to implement an elite ninja policy out of desperation.

Of course, none of this has anything to do with Kazama Kaoru.

She realized that Kakashi mainly wanted to study the structure of the Mangekyou Sharingan's Kamui.

Although the technology tree in the Naruto world is somewhat off-track, it is surprisingly quite good in areas such as biological genetics and surgical anatomy.

Orochimaru's contribution is probably indispensable; he was also the chief scientist of the Naruto world who firmly believed that technology was the primary productive force.

Kaoru Kazama wants to use Academy City's future technology for research, and he could try to borrow Orochimaru's basic research records and data.

However, apart from its appearance in the Konoha Crush plan, this snake seems to be quite secretive in its usual movements.

Kazama Kaoru didn't believe that Konoha hadn't organized an ANBU to investigate Otogakure in the Land of Rice Fields after Orochimaru's rampage, but judging from the lack of news so far, it seemed that the capture of the snake had been another fruitless attempt.

Of course, the fact that the Third Hokage did not disappear as a result is also a very important reason.

This old man is always somewhat soft-hearted, especially with Kaoru Kazama's involvement, which means he doesn't need to risk his life to seal the two modern Hokage. Under these circumstances, the possibility of him killing his once most valued disciple is even smaller.

"Come to think of it, it seems that Orochimaru's Heavenly Curse Seal didn't have any negative impact on his name."

Although Naruko, created by the Heavenly Curse Seal, always seems somewhat dark and cruel, Kazama Kaoru can tell that this is not an effect caused by the curse seal.

It's more accurate to say that Naruko's corruption was already thorough enough, so the Heavenly Curse Seal, which had repeatedly drawn Sasuke to his demise in the original work, seemed to have little effect on Naruko.

This feeling is probably like Gilgamesh taking a leisurely bath in black mud, not only remaining unpolluted but also successfully experiencing the feeling of flesh.

Just then, Sasuke suddenly appeared from the side using the Body Flicker Technique, still looking excited.

"You've met your soulmate?"

Seeing Erzhuzi's happy expression, as if he had just eaten bee droppings, Kaoru Kazama couldn't help but feel a little strange.

After all, he had just talked to the two girls about Erzhuzi, so in a sense, this could be considered official permission.

"Didn't I tell you before that I'm going on a long trip soon? Although ninjas have a system of secrecy, the current situation is a bit special, and I think it's necessary to tell you."

Erzhuzi is still the same arrogant and stubborn guy.

He clearly just wanted to show off in front of himself and make up for the regret of not being able to show off in front of his family for so many years, but he insisted on saying it like that.

Anyone who didn't know better would think it was the Third Hokage, the highest leader of Konoha, coming to talk to them.

Where are you going this time?

Kaoru Kazama ignored the kid's adolescent syndrome and asked directly about the destination.

"It should be the Land of Snow, that's what Kakashi-sensei said. But I'm not too concerned about that. Maybe we'll encounter some powerful enemies this time. Then I can test my skills and show you how much I've improved lately."

Erzhuzi's confident tone makes you want to beat him up; perhaps this is some kind of buff that Qingtianzhu brings with him.

"Let me see? Are you Konoha ninja allowed to bring family members on missions?"

Kaoru Kazama was a little curious.

The previous mission in the Land of Waves was his first appearance, and then he returned to Konoha with Kakashi and Team 7, mainly to complete his own mission.

Otherwise, given my personality, I might not go anywhere for a stroll.