The cross-dressing master in the world of Detective Conan

Chapter 146 The Kitten in the New Book of Detective Conan

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Chapter 147 The Everlasting Single Dog Who Loves Romance

Unfortunately, it seems Conan didn't cause any trouble today, and Kaoru Kazama, who had been busy (and lazy) all day, didn't encounter any cases, allowing him to enjoy a rare moment of leisure.

"Oh, tomorrow is another wonderful holiday, how wonderful, Sato, don't you think?"

Kaoru Kazama stretched, revealing his beautiful figure, but unfortunately, he didn't realize it himself.

"When have you ever not treated every day like a holiday? What, is there some special plan for this holiday?"

Sato rolled her eyes at Kazama Kaoru. For a workaholic like her, a lazy bum like Kazama Kaoru was a thorn in her side.

To be honest, if he weren't good-looking, he would have been beaten to death a thousand times over.

So being good-looking really is the key; looks are everything these days.

"Xiaolan and Yuanzi invited me to some kind of magic enthusiast gathering. I don't have anything else to do anyway, so I'm planning to go out with them tomorrow. Apparently, it's in a manor deep in the mountains."

"Sigh, sometimes I really envy your carefree life, Xiao Xun. My vacation was destined from the very beginning."

"Is your aunt arranging another blind date for you?"

Kaoru Kazama asked cautiously:

Sato nodded with a gloomy expression. Actually, Aunt Sato was being a little too hasty. Sato Miwako was only twenty-three years old and wasn't considered a "leftover woman" yet.

"A true warrior dares to face the bleakness of life and the dripping blood. It's just a small blind date. With your courage, Sato Miwako-sama, what's that?"

"One blind date is nothing, the problem is, if every weekend and holiday of yours becomes a blind date, I don't think many people can stand it."

"Wow, Sato's mother is so worried that Miwako won't be able to get married. If all else fails, being with me as a yuri wouldn't be bad either."

At this moment, Kaoru Kazama was completely unaware of why he subconsciously thought of yuri. This was a completely instinctive thought, which fully reflects the powerful control of the crossdressing system in changing people's minds.

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to argue with you anymore. If you really can't stand it, I'll help you as your good friend. Or you can rent it out. I have a spare room here."

Kaoru Kazama waved and walked out of the Metropolitan Police Department, unaware of Miwako's thoughtful expression.

"Ai, what are we eating today?"

Within three seconds of opening the door, Kaoru Kazama had already completed a series of difficult moves: kicking off her high heels, taking off her stockings, and collapsing onto the sofa.

"Can't you put your personal belongings away properly? If someone came in and saw you like this, they would be shocked."

"Wow, Ai, you look absolutely gorgeous in your cook outfit today, especially that Winnie the Pooh apron, it's so cool!"

Faced with Ai's nagging, Kaoru Kazama skillfully changed the subject, adding a lot of vulgar praise, attempting to suppress Ai's nagging with his abnormal aesthetic sense.

Kaoru Kazama felt very uncomfortable because she hadn't seen her "boyfriend" even though she had been home for ten minutes.

"My sister went out and probably won't be coming tonight, so I'll be cooking dinner."

Seeing Kaoru Kazama looking around, Ai Haibara explained:

"Oh, I see!"

Kaoru Kazama didn't press for details. People always need some secrets and space, and he wasn't one to pry.

Aren't you afraid we'll betray you?

In fact, Ai Haibara is also a restless and lonely person. She always wants to cause trouble when she is doing well, but she mainly does it to scare people, as you can see from Conan's experiences in the original manga.

On the one hand, it's because they have a mischievous streak, and on the other hand, it's because they lack a sense of security, which is why they keep testing each other.

"It's okay. I think I can still compare to those organization members. At least I'm better looking than them, right?"

Ai Haibara: "..."

He discovered that simply offering advice was useless in dealing with Ai's occasional unfounded worries; a few jokes would be much better.

Upon hearing this, Ai Haibara went back to the kitchen to cook without saying a word. If he had gone to the kitchen to take a look, he might have noticed the blush on her face and thus deduced that she was captivated by his beauty, which would have been the best evidence for his future vanity.

Unfortunately, now all Kaoru Kazama does is watch TV and pet his cat while lounging on the sofa.

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"Mori-senpai, thank you so much for your help this time!"

"It's nothing. I don't have a job anyway, so I'll just treat it as an outing."

Uncle Mori is always kind and gentle to beautiful women, but Conan, who is usually restless, was surprisingly quiet this time, which seemed so awkward.

The white mask he was wearing and his pale face clearly indicated his recent bad situation.

"Conan, are you really going? Your cold is so bad, why don't you stay home and rest?"

Xiao Lan is truly destined to be a worrier. Perhaps because he doesn't trust Xiao Lan to meet with outsiders, this jealous Asian girl insisted on going along even when she had a bad cold, making Xiao Lan worry and fear.

"Well, it's good to get some fresh air. As long as you don't catch a cold, it won't be serious."

In contrast, Sonoko seemed much more at ease. She had just pulled Ran and Kaoru Kazama together to perform the magic tricks she had been practicing diligently recently.

For some reason, Sonoko, the perennial single girl who has always been passionate about romance, has suddenly become obsessed with magic. Even Kaoru Kazama, who rarely sees her, has never seen anything like it.

"Actually, there is a rare person in the Magic Enthusiasts Association this time. I practice magic so hard just to get closer to him."

Seeing that familiar infatuated expression, Kaoru Kazama finally understood that this young lady's hobby had never changed from beginning to end, which could be considered as being devoted to her in a way.

"His name is Takuki Doi, he is twenty-one years old today, and he is a regular in the magic enthusiasts' alliance that I participate in. Not only is his language elegant and his jokes polite, but sometimes his excellent manners are even revealed between the lines."

"Sister Xiaoxun, don't you think men like this are rare?"

"Hey, you should ask Xiaolan about that. Doesn't she have a boyfriend who's practically one of the top ten outstanding young people in Beika City?"

"Xiao Xun, what are you talking about? I, Shinichi and I are not in that kind of relationship."

"Exactly, how could that brat who only knows how to deduce possibly be worthy of my precious daughter?"

Upon hearing this topic, even the middle-aged man who was driving chimed in, which seems to be the sore spot for a doting father.

"Dad, what are you talking about! You guys, can't you say something else?"

In an instant, the car was filled with a happy atmosphere, leaving only Conan, who was wearing a mask and had an ugly expression.

Kazama Kaoru glanced at him but didn't see anything unusual in his expression. He seemed to be seriously ill, unable to react even to this level of teasing.

Even novice drivers eventually grow old, and Kaoru Kazama thinks that with Conan's exceptionally good quirky nature, his time left to be innocent is probably running out.

Who knows, one day you might be cracking a dirty joke, so cherish this precious time when you're teased and blush, and make good use of it so you won't have any regrets.

These are all the reasons why Kaoru Kazama is so keen on teasing Conan.

Chapter 148 The Face-to-Face Meeting in the 1990s

"Sonoko, since this is a magic enthusiasts' alliance, wouldn't it seem strange if I went there?"

Xiaolan is someone who doesn't like to trouble others, and asked Yuanzi with some concern.

"Oh, don't worry, I've already told them I'll bring both of my girlfriends, hahaha!"

"girlfriend?"

Kaoru Kazama and Ran asked in unison:

Kaoru Kazama still felt a little strange; he never expected that he would be mistaken for someone's girlfriend one day.

"That's because I've always spoken as a man online, so they've always assumed I'm a guy. If that's the case, then it's really embarrassing not to have a girlfriend."

Sonoko shrugged and said it as if it were the most natural thing in the world, forgetting that the other two men in the car were actually single.

(Wait, why did I say two men? I seem to have forgotten something.)

"Sonoko, if you can pretend to be a man, then of course others can pretend to be women too. Who knows, your dream lover might actually be a woman."

"No, really?"

Sonoko looked incredulous. If this rare person were a woman, her sexual orientation might even be warped.

After chatting for a while, the car drove into the mountains. Due to the snow, the entire mountain was covered in a white coat, so the car had to be driven with extra care, and the speed slowed down.

"Dad, that's enough for now. You should take Conan home quickly, or it will be terrible if his cold gets worse."

Okay, I understand.

Uncle Mori waved his hand impatiently, while Conan responded by sneezing loudly, which made Ran's worried look even more intense.

Kaoru Kazama suspected that this guy was doing it on purpose, using this as an excuse to seek attention.

"Dudu, dudu, dudu"

Sonoko stepped forward with cheerful steps to knock on the door, her eyes filled with excitement. According to her, he was a thirty-year-old man online, and this meeting would definitely surprise her online friends.

To her great disappointment, a young woman wearing glasses opened the door and said she already knew she was a girl.

After all, tone of voice and speaking habits are not so easy to hide, especially since Sonoko is a very outgoing girl.

Surprisingly, the cross-dressing woman named Hamano Toshiya was far superior to Sonoko in terms of disguise, even to the point of having young women discuss underwear with him. If it weren't for Kazama Kaoru, he might have become a pioneer in the world of cross-dressing.

Who are these two?

"Hello, my name is Kazama Kaoru. I apologize for bothering you this time."

"Hey, so many beautiful young women have arrived at once, the villa is going to be lively."

Mr. Hamano praised Ran and Kaoru Kazama's looks, and also complimented Sonoko. It's clear he's a seasoned player in love, with sweet talk flowing effortlessly from his lips.

Unfortunately, they chose the wrong target. Sonoko's heart is now completely occupied by Doi Takuki, and Ran, needless to say, was already won over by Shinichi Kudo when she was only four years old.

As for Kaoru Kazama, he's more suited for lesbian relationships; he has absolutely no interest in men and has no desire to be gay.

He came here with the mindset of going on vacation and also to enjoy some magic.

After all, he knew absolutely nothing about this stuff. If he could learn a trick or two to use to flirt with girls, that would be great.

"Excuse me, has the red herring arrived yet?"

Sure enough, Sonoko started showing concern for her precious person even before she entered the door.

Before Sonoko could finish speaking, a person came down the stairs—a fat otaku in a blue tracksuit—perfectly shattering all of Sonoko's fantasies about a prince charming.