I really don't want to have a girlfriend.

Yuu Tenkuji almost burst out laughing.

Chapter 51 There are no H books at home

At 9 o'clock, Isshiki Iroha and Tachibana Kanade arrived at the same time, making the area in front of the Tenkuji family's house even more lively.

According to the two women, they met at the station first and then walked over together—because Tachibana Kanade looked like she might accidentally get lost or be kidnapped by bad guys.

As the first general under the next student council president, Isshiki Iroha felt it was her duty to protect this "angel" classmate, so she made up her mind to escort her all the way into the wolf's den... no, to escort her to the home of a certain gentle and handsome senior, and do nothing but learn to cook, so that they could escape unscathed together.

The incident she encountered in the Service Department last time still left her with a lingering shadow—that kind of chaotic situation was not something innocent and naive young birds like them could get involved in!

then……

"Eh~ This is your home, senior."

As Iroha stepped into the entrance hall with the quiet and composed Kanade Tachibana beside her, she looked around at the clean and tidy room with a pleasant atmosphere. Just as she was about to say a few nice but meaningless words, her gaze met that of Yukinoshita-senpai standing in front of the stairs.

"..."

"..."

"...Um, good morning?"

With a slight twitch at the corner of her mouth, Isshiki Hatake dared not smile and could only tentatively offer a greeting.

"Good morning."

The soft expression disappeared, the blush of happiness on her face faded, and she pulled the kitten away from her face.

The girl, with a dignified and serene demeanor, gazed calmly and unwaveringly at Isshiki Iroha.

"You've arrived. Why didn't you knock?"

Iroha Isshiki took a deep breath, barely managing to suppress the overwhelming surge of laughter and the urge to tease her, and replied with the same serious expression as Iroha:

"Senior, is this your home? Did you open the door for us... Pfft."

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Iroha covered her mouth, her shoulders trembling as she turned her head away: "Senpai, so cute..."

What are you laughing at? What's so funny...?

Yukino Yukinoshita would naturally not say these things, because asking would only humiliate her.

She pursed her lips, trying to maintain a calm expression, but her fair ears still revealed a deep rosy hue, not to mention her unadorned, beautiful face, which was already tinged with two awkward blushes.

"I just got a little excited when I saw the cat. It's only human nature, nothing to worry about."

After explaining herself in this way, Yukino Yukinoshita reluctantly put the cat back at the bottom of the stairs, and then looked at Yuu Tenkuji, who made no attempt to hide his smile.

Her eyes sharpened instantly, her arms crossed over her chest, her pretty face frosty, her aura like a fierce blizzard before an avalanche.

"Stop that lewd smile, or I'll call the police."

Tenkuuji Yuu: "???"

There's a female student laughing happily right in front of you, and instead of yelling at her, you deliberately turn around and yell at me?!

What kind of differential treatment is this? Do they think I'm easy to bully?

Unable to bear this humiliation, even knowing that Yukinoshita was just hiding her shyness, Yuutokuji cleared his throat, preparing to engage in a verbal battle with her as usual.

Just then, Yui Yuigahama arrived just in time for the 9 o'clock deadline. Seeing so many beautiful girls already standing at his place, she couldn't help but widen her eyes.

"It's only nine o'clock, but everyone's already here. So punctual!"

"You live the closest but arrive the latest, you really dare to say that." Yuuto Tenkuji said this to Yui Yuigahama with a smile, temporarily letting Yukino Yukinoshita off the hook, and casually rubbed her chubby little dumpling.

"Although you weren't late, if you're the last one to arrive, you'll have to do the dishes today as punishment."

"Huh? No way~ You didn't say the last person to arrive would be punished, otherwise I would have just come and stayed at your house yesterday..."

"Just kidding, come on in."

They chatted and laughed, but only Iroha Isshiki secretly tensed up, preparing herself for the impending carnage.

The actors have arrived; another chemical reaction is about to occur.

Although neither of the two senior students seemed like jealous people, if I accidentally got too close to them while they were confronting each other, I might get caught up in their rivalry and make the situation even more complicated...

Wait, why did I reflexively put myself in the victim's shoes?!

The person who should be paying attention is Kanade, who doesn't know how to read the room and doesn't know how to maintain appropriate distance with the opposite sex!

Iroha Isshiki couldn't help but reflect deeply, and stood in the corner, casually observing the expressions and atmosphere of the three members of the Service Club.

Then, as I looked on, I was surprised to find—

Wait a minute, why doesn't it have that stormy, super low-pressure feeling it had before?

What's with that "everyone's just pretending nothing happened" atmosphere?!

"Yukinoshita-senpai, have you made up with your senior?"

She couldn't help but ask.

Yukino Yukinoshita looked at her with a puzzled expression: "Make up? Did we have a fight?"

Yui Yuigahama nodded, naturally taking Yukino's arm, and declared confidently, "That's right, our best friends club never argues!"

"Ah, this..."

Isshiki blinked, bewildered.

I don’t know if you two had a fight, but Yukinoshita-senpai, you were clearly in such a bad mood that you almost broke off your friendship with your senior!

And Yui-senpai, you guys don't consider that kind of "don't show your face in front of me" cold expression as an argument? Then why did you try so hard to ease the atmosphere back then!

While her mind was in a state of confusion, Tenkuji Yu stood beside her and patted her on the shoulder.

His gaze was fixed on the distant horizon, his tone heavy with melancholy, and he seemed deeply moved.

"Girls' moods are so changeable... So, Ise, don't worry about so many little things, you'll go bald sooner or later."

"Um, senior..."

The trivial matters he mentioned temporarily disappeared from her mind. Iroha Isshiki slowly clenched her fist and turned her head away with a forced smile.

"She's a girl, you know? A beautiful and vibrant high school girl, you know?"

"You'll go bald."

"No way!"

"I heard that shaving goes better with female high school students."

"I don't have a beard to shave! I don't understand what you're saying!"

On the other side, it's like a completely different world from the bustling entrance hall.

Kanade Tachibana crouched in front of the gray-spotted kitten, blinked her pale golden eyes, and slightly parted her pink lips:

"Meow~"

Xue Nong looked at her too. Although she was annoyed that humans always liked to do silly things, she happily meowed along with her because of her soft and pleasant meow.

"Meow~~"

Kanade Tachibana narrowed her eyes as if she had been healed, then continued with her expressionless face:

Meow~~~

Meowing around.

An improbable conversation between two races quietly unfolds at the stairwell.

……

The second floor.

"One, two, three, four... Brother has brought so many girls home, what should I, as the younger sister, do?"

After counting the heads below, Kasugano Sora muttered to herself, a cold glint flashing in her eyes.

"Why not just stuff some erotic books under Yu's bed and bring them up... the really hardcore kind?"

That way, they'll feel disgusted and leave quickly, and their liking for Yu will decrease, right?

Without hesitation, Kasugano Sora stood up in the shadows, her expression resolute and determined—then continued to bend over so that the people downstairs wouldn't notice.

However, after walking only a few steps, she discovered a fatal flaw in the plan.

"There aren't any pornographic books at home..."

After all, it's the 21st century. You can just download whatever you want to read online. Most people—including her and her brother—wouldn't go to a bookstore specifically to buy pornographic books and keep them there!

I can't exactly turn on my brother's computer, access his hidden folder, and then remotely control the playback when those girls come into his room...

With no other options, Kasugano Sora could only kneel on the ground, her body bent forward in despair.

Chapter 52: The Tentenji Family’s Cooking Classroom

After everyone had come in, Yuu Tenkuji closed the door to shut out the biting cold wind outside.

The girls inside the house now seem to have become much more innocent, and you can almost smell the fragrance of a hundred flowers blooming everywhere... This is the first time that Tenkuji Yu has ever brought four girls into his house at once, and he is somewhat moved.

But it's no big deal. It's not like we're bringing it into our own rooms. We can just treat it like we're lending our house out as a party venue and have a great time on the first floor.

Each girl placed her coat, scarf, bag, and other belongings on the clothes rack and sofa. Then, Yuu Tenkuji led the four girls into the kitchen. As he watched them curiously examining his home's decor, he suddenly noticed something.

"There are too many people, the kitchen can't hold them all... we have to do it in batches."

For the first time, he realized that his home was so small that it couldn't support one man and five women moving around in the same space—it might be possible to squeeze in, but that would inevitably make everyone scramble and bump into each other, making it inconvenient to do anything.

clap clap!

After finishing her thought, Yu clapped her hands twice, drawing everyone's attention.

"Because the kitchen is only so big, I decided to split into two groups."

"In the first group, I and Issei were doing the preliminary work of making desserts in the living room."

"The second group, Yukinoshita teaches Tachibana the correct way to make Mapo Tofu."