"Good morning, Mom!"
I just died on the spot!
My lips twitched a couple of times, but I still patiently explained to Ou Ya.
“Ouya, didn’t I already tell you? I’m not your mother.”
Ou Ya ignored me and continued to rub against my stomach.
“I feel at home with my mother, so my mother is my mother.”
Ugh! I almost coughed up blood...
I endured the pain and pulled Ouya off me. Looking into her eyes, I said very seriously.
“Listen carefully, Ouya, I am only 16 years old. It is impossible for me to have a daughter like you who is about ten years old. So I am not your mother.”
Ou Ya tilted her head first, then nodded as if she understood. Seeing her nod, I felt relieved, but Ou Ya's next address almost sent me packing.
"Mother!"
Ouch! A mouthful of blood...
"puff..."
I turned and looked resentfully at the Devourer who was pretending to be asleep to the side; the laughter just now had come from her.
Seemingly realizing that her act of pretending to be asleep had been exposed, the Devourer opened her pair of magenta eyes, exposed her belly, and stretched out her two little paws in front of her face, starting to act cute.
"Meow~"
That's true! What bad intentions could a cat possibly have? So the Devourer is definitely not wrong!
I sighed helplessly again and looked at Ouya, whom I was holding up by the arm.
"In short, Ouya, you just can't call me that."
"Then call her Mommy?"
Ugh...
"Just call me Shuna."
"Okay, Mommy Shuna!"
Ugh... I think I'm about to cough up blood and die...
"You are only allowed to call me Shunai."
"Okay~ Shuna~"
After receiving Ouya's affirmative answer, I placed Ouya on the sofa and then looked at the other little girl.
Well, the impact was quite significant.
She was a little girl with soft, curly flaxen hair, a delicate and cute face, big, watery blue eyes, and most notably, her droopy dog ears.
Her hands were tucked into her sleeves, with only a small section of her fingers sticking out as she nervously gripped the cuffs. At that moment, she covered her mouth with both hands, looking at me with pitiful eyes. Behind her, her white jade-like snake tail was swaying back and forth, as if she were somewhat excited.
"Princess...Your Highness...you..."
Before she could finish a sentence, the little girl's face turned as red as an apple.
Come on, executioner, you'll definitely be able to speak properly.
Huh? Didn't I introduce her to you? This little house-raised girl is the executioner.
Thinking about the hallucination I saw this morning, and comparing it to this executioner now... it just doesn't seem to match up at all.
As if he had seen my encouraging look, the executioner took a deep breath before whispering something.
"Princess... Your Highness... Could you... hug me too?"
"No problem."
After receiving my affirmative answer, the executioner excitedly jogged over and gently threw himself into my arms.
I was so glad that the executioner didn't use the same trick as Ou Ya. She just gently rubbed my stomach. There's no harm without comparison, but the executioner was indeed quite gentle.
A cool, warm sensation slid across my neck. Before I could even react to what it was, it suddenly contracted.
My throat was tightened, and the intense suffocation made me lose all strength for a moment. Then I saw it—I saw the culprit's snake tail wrapped around my neck. Seeing this, I quickly pulled the executioner off me, and in doing so, pulled off her unruly tail as well.
"Pfft..."
Holding the tiny executioner in my hand, I looked resentfully at the Devourer being petted and stroked by Ou Ya.
Seemingly realizing that pretending to be asleep was no longer useful, the Devourer covered its eyes with its two small paws. Slowly, the Devourer lowered its paws and then revealed a pitiful look.
"Meow~~~"
I think Sequence 9 is no longer enough to judge the Devourer's strength. If left unchecked, this guy might conquer the world.
Luckily, the Devourer was kept in my house. But then again, does that mean I'm a great hero who saved the world?
"Your Highness..."
Just as I was lost in thought, the executioner's voice woke me up. I turned my head and saw the unnatural flush on the executioner's face, and his white jade-like tail forming a heart shape in the air.
"Your Highness, I gained another memory this morning... a memory about you and me..."
I kept smiling and quietly watched the little guy explain.
"Your Highness...can I also... in real life?"
"No."
I interrupted her before she could finish speaking.
Upon hearing my reply, the executioner's face changed from excitement to disappointment. His already droopy dog ears became even more droopy, and his beautiful, white jade-like snake tail drooped limply.
Seeing the executioner's pitiful appearance, I finally softened. I put her on the sofa, patted her head, and whispered something in her ear.
"I'll find you in my dreams tonight."
After thinking about it, I added.
"Take the repetition with you."
Upon hearing my words, the executioner instantly perked up. She instinctively stuck out her tongue, intending to lick me, but I stopped her before her saliva could splash onto my face.
"Executioner, stop fooling around."
Upon hearing my words, the executioner immediately fell silent, but judging from her swaying snake tail, she still seemed quite excited.
Sigh, having a child at home means making some sacrifices... Besides, the executioner helped me get rid of the sleeping gas problem, so I'll consider it a reward.
However, tonight is destined to be a sleepless night for me.
I ordered the illusionists to kill Misty Smoke and Zaku. How could I let those who were hostile to me live? Rather than be retaliated against by them later, it's better to kill them all before they do anything.
Putting that aside, a being that is likely to conquer the world is currently in Oya's arms, staring at me with her big eyes, and her ears and tail are also standing up high, looking very excited.
"Your Highness, actually, I also wish for you to come into my dreams."
"You're just daydreaming."
Upon hearing my negative answer, the Devourer's tail drooped and its ears drooped. It looked at me pitifully with its large, magenta eyes, as if it were about to cry.
"Your Highness...please...come into my dream..."
This...cat...she actually...
Having crushed all those superfluous emotions, I still wore that same smile as I spoke to the Devourer.
"Miss Devourer, please keep your nonsense to your dreams."
In the end, the Devourer gave up and nestled in Oya's arms, turning into a useless cat.
Seeing her like this, I stopped crushing my emotions and instead reached out to pat her head.
"Good boy/girl~"
The Devourer, whose head I patted, finally regained some energy and began to snore lazily.
However, I was being stared at intently by someone. I turned my head stiffly and saw Chun, who had just opened the door to the master bedroom on the first floor, looking at me with resentful eyes.
"Good morning, Tsubaki."
Chun didn't say anything, but silently walked towards me and stood in front of me. Looking up at Chun's somewhat cute face, I felt a little flustered.
The next moment, Chun suddenly squatted down to look me in the eye and then grabbed my right hand.
What are you doing? What are you doing? What is Chun going to do?
Chun remained expressionless. She moved my right hand above her head, then bit her lower lip, her eyes gradually filling with tears, and then...
Then she burst into tears.
"Waaah...Shuna...you...you can touch my head..."
After being stunned for a while, I finally came to my senses and hurriedly stroked Chun's head.
"Touch! Touch! Touch! I'm touching it now!"
Well, how should I put it... oh dear? I suddenly realized something rather subtle.
I looked at the two little girls, then at Chun who was still crying, and finally at the Devourer in Oya's arms.
Dog, dog, dog, cat?
--split line--
This chapter is a bonus chapter for accumulating monthly votes, with 4,500 words. There will be another chapter tonight, a bonus chapter from the generous donation from the great Tianzhao Molu.
Chapter 3: High Attack, Low Defense - Shunaigat?
[Tsubaki's Perspective]
Feeling the gentle caress above my head, I wished this moment could last forever, but beautiful times always come to an end.
Bang! !
The living room door was violently pushed open...
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