How to raise a random guy's wife

"You still dare to say that!" Kobayashi Megumi looked up, her face still flushed. "It's all your fault, you wanted a kiss this morning..."

"Because Megumi is so cute." Kobayashi Sora felt the warmth of Kobayashi Megumi in her arms, "so I want to kiss her both in the morning and at night."

"That's why Lanlan saw it..." Kobayashi Megumi bit her lower lip lightly, her fair fingertips poking small pits into Kobayashi Sora's face.

"Don't you kiss all the time?" Kobayashi Sora patted Kobayashi Megumi's head. "Ranran has seen it all, it's fine."

“It’s different…” Kobayashi Megumi murmured, kissing Kobayashi Sora on the cheek. “It’s usually like this, but just now it was…”

"Mom and Dad~" Lin Lan peeked out from behind the door, "Lanlan can wait until you're done kissing before we leave."

Kobayashi Megumi buried her face in her husband's arms again.

“See?” Kobayashi Sora chuckled. “I told you Lanlan would understand.”

"Don't tell!"

Ran Kobayashi added a spoonful of rice to the rice cake, returned to her room, and picked out the clothes she wanted to wear to change.

I had just finished changing it when I heard the doorbell ring.

Upon entering the hallway and opening the door, Ran Kobayashi saw familiar legs, then looked up and saw Utaha Kasumigaoka's face, "Cow!"

"It's milk." Kasumigaoka Utaha handed the milk in her hand to Kobayashi Ran. "It's for you."

“I don’t think you’re wrong either,” Eriri said with a laugh. “They really are like cows.”

“You can’t even restrain yourself in front of children.” Kasumigaoka Utaha shoved Eriri aside, and went into the house with her, closing the door behind them.

"Thank you, Shiyu's mom~" Xiaolin Lan took the milk. "Mom and Dad are going to take Lanlan to see the cows."

"So that's what 'dairy cow' refers to," Kasumigaoka Utaha said curiously. "Why did you suddenly want to go see dairy cows?"

Eriri heard that the Kobayashi family was going to the ranch, so she wanted to go with them to gather materials. Kasumigaoka Utaha also came along.

However, it is still unknown why Kobayashi's family went there.

"Well... um..." Ran Kobayashi tilted her head and thought for a moment, "Emails are amazing!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Hmm?"

“Speaking of which,” Eriri glanced around, “where are they?”

Little Lin Lan knew, "Mommy and Daddy are kissing!"

Eriri: "......" You two should be mindful of your behavior.

Kasumigaoka Utaha picked up Kobayashi Ran and asked, "Ranran, do you know what a kiss is?"

Eriri's face instantly turned red. "Hey, don't ask kids questions like that!"

"I know!" Xiaolin Lan said earnestly. "I just like it so much, and I want to tell the other person that if we don't kiss, I'll keep talking nonstop."

"I see, Lanlan is so smart." Kasumigaoka Utaha glanced at her sideways. "Unlike someone, who seems to be thinking about something else entirely."

"Kasumigaoka Utaha!"

"Shiha, Eriri." Kobayashi Sora walked out of the bedroom. "Welcome."

Kasumigaoka Utaha chuckled, "Have you kissed enough?"

Kobayashi Sora answered truthfully, "No."

“Tell me everything,” Kobayashi Megumi pinched Kobayashi Sora’s cheek. “Have you had breakfast?”

"Not yet." Eriri opened her bag. "I brought a lot of snacks to eat on the way."

"Let's save the snacks for the picnic at the ranch," said Kobayashi Megumi, rolling up her sleeves. "I'll make a simple breakfast, and then we'll head out."

Poached eggs, sandwiches, vegetable salad, and miso soup—Kobayashi Sora and Kobayashi Megumi worked together to quickly prepare breakfast for five.

Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri finally understood the connection between the email and going to the ranch.

Knowing how to make ice cream, Kobayashi Ran was curious about how milk was made, so Kobayashi Sora decided to take her daughter to a ranch to experience it firsthand.

Ran Kobayashi waved her little fist, "Go! Go!"

Chapter 655 Lessons from the Past

"Cow moo, milk, milk~ Milk gurgle, gurgle~" Xiao Linlan leaned against the car window, watching the scenery flash by, singing a song she made up, "Cream and sugar are the ingredients~ And egg yolks are indispensable~ Put them in a corner of the freezer~ And the ice cream is ready~"

"It feels a bit like Doraemon," Eriri said, pulling out a lollipop. "Ranran...Megumi, can Ranran eat this?"

Lanlan's singing stopped abruptly, and she turned to look at her mother.

"Hmm..." Kobayashi Megumi tilted her head, "Eat, eat."

"Thank you, Eriri's mom!" Ran Kobayashi took the lollipop and thanked Eriri.

With the candy in her mouth, Ran Kobayashi's singing became much more muffled.

"Ah!" Lin Lan pointed her little finger out the window, "There's a really big mountain!"

"We're almost at the ranch," Kasumigaoka Utaha patted Kobayashi Ran's head. "What does Ranran want to do when we get to the ranch?"

"Mmm...a cow!" Ran Kobayashi's eyes were full of anticipation. "Adorable cows!"

Eriri pictured a cow in her mind. "Isn't it cute?"

“So cute,” Kobayashi Ran gestured, “such a big cow.”

"Big doesn't necessarily mean cute," Eriri said meaningfully. "Small is cute too, but too big is just a burden—it hurts!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha withdrew the chop she had just used to strike Eriri on the head. "What are you talking to a child about?"

"Yes, even small ones are cute!" Xiaolin Lan pointed to herself, "Lanlan is very cute!"

Eriri nodded. "That's right, that's exactly what I meant."

“Eri-ri’s mom is adorable too!” Ran Kobayashi added.

Yinglili: "..."

Kasumigaoka Utaha nodded. "That's right, that's what she meant."

"Kasumigaoka Utaha!"

Hearing the commotion in the back seat, Kobayashi Sora, who was driving, felt a surge of joy, like a family with many children.

Kobayashi Megumi glared at him. "Don't you dare have any rude thoughts."

Following the signs, the car stopped next to the log cabins on the ranch.

Megumi Kobayashi grabbed the strap of her small bag and jumped off the bus, telling Mochi, who was following behind her, "Don't run around."

"Meow~"

Ran Kobayashi looked at the large wooden house. "Is this the ranch? Are the cows inside?"

“Not this house.” Kobayashi Sora took out her backpack. “This whole area is a ranch.”

"All of them?!" Xiaolin Lan looked around, her big eyes wide open.

Kobayashi Megumi took her daughter's hand and said, "Let's go look around."

"Ok!"

A large area was enclosed by a wooden fence that reached waist height for an adult. Xiao Linlan stood on the bottom bar and grabbed the top bar, curiously looking around. "Furry animals!"

“That one is called Sheep,” Kasumigaoka Utaha explained.

"A fluffy sheep!"

Kobayashi Sora found the gate to the fence, and the moment it opened, Kobayashi Ran happily ran over.

Kasumigaoka Utaha chuckled, "Kids are so easily excited..."

Before he could finish speaking, a golden flash rushed past him.

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "......"

Eriri can run that fast?

"Lanlan, be careful!" Kobayashi Megumi reminded her. "Don't run too fast, you'll fall—"

boom!

Mochi and Ran Kobayashi both stopped and looked in Eriri's direction.

The child and the cat came to Eriri, who had gotten up. Ran helped Eriri up and earnestly warned her, "Don't run too fast."

Rice Cake: "Meow~"

Yinglili: "..."

Eriri is fine; the grass is soft, so a fall wouldn't be a big problem.

But judging from her aggrieved expression, she had clearly suffered a severe emotional blow.

"You must play with Ranran often from now on." Kobayashi Sora was extremely grateful to Eriri, "She's practically a walking, talking textbook."

Eriri glared at Kobayashi Sora, then brushed the grass clippings off her clothes. "This is what happens when you run too fast, you know. Did Ranran understand Mom's demonstration?"

"Oh!" exclaimed Ran Kobayashi, "What a realistic example!"

"...That's exactly what we want—realism!" Eriri patted her chest. "And Mommy didn't cry! Can Ranran do that too?"

"Hmm..." Xiaolin Lan tilted her head, "I...I tried my best?"

"Just do your best." Eriri tried to keep a straight face. "After all, Ranran is still a child, so we can't expect too much."

Ran Kobayashi looked up at Eriri and exclaimed, "Master is so amazing!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha crossed her arms over her chest, "She's amazing in every sense of the word."

After this little incident, Eriri and Ran Kobayashi both became much more composed.

"It's eating grass..." Xiaolin Lan squatted down next to the sheep. "Doesn't it eat sheep feed?"

Rice cake is a cat, and it eats cat food.

Sheep should eat sheep feed.

“Different kinds of animals eat different things,” Kobayashi Sora explained. “Sheep eat grass.”

"You can get this fat just by eating grass..." Xiaolin Lan looked at the round sheep with curiosity.