The Ballad of Youth: Inheriting Daoji, Li Hanyi, the Escapee from Marriage

"Hey, Master, what's there to worry about!" Wushuang sat back down in his seat as the city lord of Wushuang City and said carefree, "We'll deal with whatever comes our way. As long as I become a sword immortal within a year, any bloodshed or disaster can be discussed with my Wushuang Sword Box first!"

Looking at the spirited and confident Wushuang, Song Yan sighed, not wanting to dampen his enthusiasm.

"I hope so!"

The other five elders also frowned. What exactly was this so-called bloody calamity that the monk Daoji was talking about?

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Meanwhile, Li Xiuyuan had already run to the wine cellar of Wushuang City.

Inside a huge warehouse, there were all kinds of fine wines.

"Haha, my efforts have not been in vain! Now I won't have to worry for months!" Li Xiuyuan waved his fan, and hundreds of jars of fine wine automatically opened and poured into his gourd.

With a flick of his fan, Li Xiuyuan transformed a stream of fine wine into a clear liquid that flowed into his mouth.

"It's so good to have wine!" Li Xiuyuan said contentedly.

Now I finally understand!

Li Xiuyuan picked up the full gourd of wine, patted it, and hung it on his waist.

Just then, the disciple guarding the wine cellar heard the commotion and came in. When he saw that most of the wine cellar was empty, he was immediately shocked.

These wines are priceless; what if the city lord found out?

He will certainly be severely punished.

The disciple immediately flew into a rage, grabbed the already drunk Li Xiuyuan, and shouted, "Crazy monk, did you drink the wine in this wine cellar?!"

"That's right, it was me, the monk, who drank it!" Li Xiuyuan lay down in the wine vat, lazily took a swig, and said, "Don't worry, benefactor. If anyone asks, just say it was Monk Daoji who did it! Hmm, it's getting late, I have to go!"

"Want to leave? Not so easy!" The disciple grabbed Li Xiuyuan and wouldn't let go.

But how could they possibly stop Li Xiuyuan?

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Chapter 103 Xiao Se: Mad Monk, I've found you a great opportunity to break the aphrodisiac!

The next moment, the disciple felt his hand go empty, and when he looked again, Daoji, who had been in the wine jar, was nowhere to be found.

The disciple was immediately dumbfounded!

All he could do was yell, "Crazy monk, you've screwed me over!"

After shouting, he naturally rushed to the city lord's mansion to report to the Grand Elder.

After listening, the elder stroked his beard, chuckled, and said, "This mad monk is interesting... He really came for the fine wine! How intriguing!"

Seeing that the Grand Elder wasn't angry, the disciple cautiously added, "Grand Elder, your treasured jar of fifty-year-old apricot blossom wine is also gone!"

The elder paused, and a tuft of his beard was plucked out!

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Meanwhile, Li Xiuyuan returned to Snow Moon City, where he lay lazily on a blue stone, basking in the sun and drinking fine wine.

Every now and then, I'd nibble on a piece of braised pork and sip some fine wine.

It was incredibly comfortable!

"Wonderful, truly wonderful!" Li Xiuyuan waved his fan.

More than half a month has passed since I returned from Wushuang City.

For the past two weeks, Xiao Se and Tang Lian have been busy with something and haven't appeared again, while Lei Wujie has been wholeheartedly practicing his swordsmanship on the mountain.

Should we go find that little blockhead and have some fun?

Li Xiuyuan turned his head and looked at the mountain where Li Hanyi was.

I couldn't help but shiver!

"Forget it, it's really not worth risking being hacked to death to play with that little idiot!" Li Xiuyuan shook his head, took a sip of wine, and continued to enjoy the peaceful time.

Just then, Xiao Se appeared out of nowhere.

Dressed in a blue robe, seemingly made of some expensive cotton fabric, with his hands tucked into his sleeves as always, he slowly approached Li Xiuyuan, his nose twitching slightly.

"Yunxiang wine, a jar costs ten taels of silver, monk, where did you get all this fine wine!"

Xiao Se seemed quite surprised.

Li Xiuyuan, still half asleep, scratched an itch and said, "Naturally, I came here to beg for alms from a benefactor named Ye! This wine tastes really good!"

Xiao Se wasn't surprised at all; with the monk's abilities, it was perfectly normal for him to obtain Yunxiang Wine.

but……

Xiao Se took two steps forward again, grabbed Li Xiuyuan's sleeve, and said angrily, "Monk, now that you have money, why don't you pay off your debts!"

"Hoohoo!"

A soft snore sounded, but Li Xiuyuan didn't react at all.

He lay on the bluestone, drooling and looking like a lump of rotten flesh.

They acted like a dead pig that wasn't afraid of boiling water.

"Pretending to be asleep, huh?" Xiao Se was already familiar with Li Xiuyuan and wasn't in a hurry.

He doesn't actually need the money that much; he just uses it for jokes.

Upon seeing Li Xiuyuan feigning death, Xiao Se had a sudden inspiration and came up with a plan.

He said with a smile, "Monk, if you keep sleeping, I'll have to go and call the Snow Moon Sword Immortal over!"

"Haha! What a coincidence, I can't sleep!" Li Xiuyuan jumped up from the rock, looking miserable. "Hey Boss Xiao, I have no grudge against you, why do you always try to harm me?"

Is Li Hanyi someone you can just call anyone?

If she sets her sights on you, you'll have to hide for ten days to half a month, which is too much trouble!

Xiao Se curled his lip; this monk's weakness was indeed the Snow Moon Sword Immortal.

No, it should be trouble!

His weakness is always trouble. It's just that the Snow Moon Sword Immortal comes with a lot of trouble, which is why he gradually developed that subconscious reaction of turning pale at the mention of his name.

Without delving further into these matters, he turned serious and said to Li Xiuyuan, "Monk, I have something important to discuss with you!"

"Important business?" Upon hearing that it was important business, Li Xiuyuan lay back down on the bluestone and asked lazily, "I'm so sleepy, Boss Xiao, what important business is it?"

With a mysterious smile, Xiao Se didn't say anything directly, but instead said meaningfully, "Monk, aren't you a fortune teller? Why don't you do the calculations?"

When Li Xiuyuan saw Xiao Se's malicious smile, he realized something was wrong.

He quickly calculated with his fingers, then leaped up from the bluestone, pointed his fan at Xiao Se, and shouted, "This matter has nothing to do with me, the monk! I dislike getting involved in other people's business!"

Just now, Li Xiuyuan calculated with his fingers and immediately knew Xiao Se's purpose.

This guy actually wanted to lure Lei Wujie down from the back mountain so he could meet Ye Ruoyi and build a relationship.

Make it a wonderful thing!

The only one who could hold off Li Hanyi and prevent her from being killed was Li Xiuyuan.

Of course, Sikong Changfeng is also an option.

However, he was afraid that Li Hanyi would lose her temper and wreak havoc on the house like a husky!

No matter how large Xueyue City's estate is, it's not enough for Li Hanyi to tear it apart!

Xiao Se looked at Li Xiuyuan and said with a smile, "No, monk, as the saying goes, it's better to tear down a temple than to break up a marriage. You and Xueyue Sword Immortal have unfinished worldly ties. This is a good opportunity to reconnect, isn't it?"

Li Xiuyuan remained silent.

Xiao Se was right about one thing: Li Hanyi and he were entangled in a karmic connection.

This is a mess, and it would be too troublesome to deal with!

Every time Li Hanyi met him, she would always pick a fight with him!

This is troublesome, really troublesome!

It's best to let things take their natural course!

Xiao Se had figured out Li Xiuyuan's temperament over the past few days. As soon as he saw Li Xiuyuan blinking his eyes, he knew that the monk was going to run away!

He grabbed Li Xiuyuan and said, "Monk, don't run away in such a hurry. How about this, I'll add another condition: I'll waive your two thousand taels of debt, okay?"

"What kind of conditions are these?" Li Xiuyuan fanned himself, preparing to escape.

Suddenly sensing something was wrong, he quickly calculated with his fingers, then jumped up, repeatedly shouting, "It's over, it's over! I can't escape this! You brat, why did you come looking for me?"

Seeing this, Xiao Se became curious and asked, "Monk, didn't you say you couldn't predict your own future?"

Li Xiuyuan shook his head lazily and said, "Oh dear, I can't just ignore this little blockhead's matter!"

Of course, he wasn't calculating about himself, but rather the fate between Lei Wujie and Ye Ruoyi. If Lei Wujie and Ye Ruoyi didn't meet today, it would mean they had missed their chance and would never have another opportunity in this life!

Li Xiuyuan felt that Lei Wujie, this little blockhead, was actually quite pleasing to the eye.

Although it's troublesome, it's no harm to lend a hand. After all, it was my fan that chose him. Well, to be precise, it chose his head. Only that curved head is comfortable to hit.

"In ancient times, Buddha cut off his own flesh to feed an eagle; now, Daoji sacrifices himself to feed Li Hanyi. How wonderful!" Li Xiuyuan tried to put on a serious expression, put his hands together, and slowly said, "If I don't go to hell, who will... What was the second half of that saying again?"

Xiao Se laughed. This monk is still putting on an act!

It's just a meeting, but he acts like he's going to his death!

He joked, "Hey monk, why don't you take advantage of this meeting and break your vow of celibacy?"

"You little brat, who would break the precept against lust!" Li Xiuyuan couldn't be serious anymore. He took a sip of wine and said, "Wine and meat are just a form of practice for me, a monk. Do you understand?"

"Isn't it just 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, but Buddha remains in the heart'?" Xiao Se muttered, his hands in his pockets. "Monk, I've heard you say that to death! Alright, it's getting late. You go and hold off Snow Moon Sword Immortal, I'll go and take Lei Wujie down the mountain!"

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Chapter 104 Female benefactor, please wait a moment, this humble monk will give you a flower!

"Young Marquis, please get up quickly, it's our turn to patrol."