The Ballad of Youth: Inheriting Daoji, Li Hanyi, the Escapee from Marriage

"puff!!"

Immediately afterwards, Lei Wujie spat out a mouthful of blood, and his face, which had still had some color due to the infusion of internal energy from Wuxin, instantly turned pale!

"Damn it! Lei Wujie's fire poison has already attacked his heart meridian. Where are the pills? Quickly..."

Before Wu Xin could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xiao Se, who frowned deeply.

"No! The Nine Dragons Heart-Protecting Pill only protects the heart meridian, but the fire poison has already spread and seeped in."

"If we use the Nine Dragons Heart-Protecting Pill now, Lei Wujie's symptoms will likely worsen!"

"At this point, it seems only the Penglai Pill can alleviate his symptoms!"

There was a hint of hesitation in Xiao Se's voice.

Although he also considered Lei Wujie a good friend, he also had Penglai Dan.

But... it's not that he's reluctant to part with this mere pill. The main reason is, as mentioned before, the Penglai Pill is a special supply for the royal family and is extremely strictly controlled, making it almost impossible for it to circulate outside the royal family!

Therefore, presenting the Penglai Pill is tantamount to acknowledging one's royal status!

Furthermore, Dajue had just recognized him somewhat, so it could be said that taking out the Penglai Pill could save Lei Wujie.

However, he himself might suffer misfortune because his identity was exposed too early, before he even arrived in Snowmoon City!

"Forget it, the possibility of him dying is only a possibility. If we don't save this little blockhead now, he'll really die!"

"Damn it! If it weren't for a few hundred taels of silver, would I have saved you, you blockhead?"

"Once you wake up, Mr. Xiao, I'm going to settle accounts with you properly. You'd better wait to pay back the money!"

Xiao Se thought viciously to himself, and reached out to take out the Penglai Pill from his sleeve.

But it was at this moment that a hand with a hint of cunning covered his shoulder, stopping his movement.

Ah, that familiar smell! I don't even need to turn around to know it's that crazy monk Daoji!

"Wow! Looks like our Boss Xiao has been secretly hiding some treasure?"

"But you should save this treasure for next time. I told you, I'll cover for this little blockhead!"

"So this time, let's use mine first. It's absolutely authentic... oops, I mean, a cure-all!"

Xiao Se turned back to look at Li Xiuyuan. He had originally wanted to say that, given Lei Wujie's condition, he had never heard of any other pills besides the Penglai Pill that could save him.

But then he thought again, this mad monk's methods are so amazing, he has never seen so many of the martial arts techniques the other party used.

Perhaps this time, the other party can really produce that "miracle cure"?

Thinking of this, Xiao Se took his hand out of his sleeve and pointed it at Li Xiuyuan.

"Give it to me."

"Take what?"

"The pills! If we're any slower, that little blockhead will be gone in no time!"

"oh oh."

After some conversation, amidst Xiao Se's skeptical expression, Li Xiuyuan rummaged around and finally managed to pull out the pill.

"This is the miracle cure you were talking about?"

Looking at the oval-shaped object in his hand, which resembled the blackened olives found in jarred olives, Xiao Se's face was filled with doubt.

Wait, even olives that are pickled until they turn black aren't this disgusting, are they? And why does it have that familiar rancid smell?

"Oh dear! You'd better give it to that little blockhead quickly, or he'll really be gone!"

"As for the smell... you know, I haven't taken a bath in a long time, have I?"

Li Xiuyuan clearly wanted to continue, but Xiao Se didn't have time to listen to him now.

He turned around immediately, with a "nothing to lose" mentality, and put the pill into Lei Wujie's mouth!

Hey! You know what, this pill, as disgusting as it may be, is actually quite magical!

He had just put the thing into Lei Wujie's mouth when it melted instantly, like water... no, like air. It entered Lei Wujie's body on its own without him even having to swallow it!

What shocked him even more was that Lei Wujie's pulse, which had been in complete chaos, was now calming down very quickly!

Even his pale face regained its color at a speed visible to the naked eye!

"Holy crap, where did you get this miraculous medicine? Lei Wujie's heart was being attacked by fire poison, and you just saved him like that?"

"Do you still have any of that stuff? Could you give me a couple to keep on hand? You don't want your friend, who doesn't know martial arts, to get into trouble out there, do you?"

Upon seeing this, Xiao Se immediately turned around and exclaimed to Li Xiuyuan about the miraculous power of this "miracle drug".

Perhaps it was because Lei Wujie was no longer in danger of losing his life that his mood was no longer so heavy.

"Master Daoji, if you have any left over, could you please prepare two more for me? I would be eternally grateful!"

Good heavens, now even Wuxin has gotten involved.

However, their feelings are understandable, after all, his "miracle cure" is practically a second life in this martial arts world!

You should know that the injuries Lei Wujie just suffered would have been fatal if not treated in time!

Even with the Penglai Pill, it can only stabilize the opponent's injuries and prolong the time waiting for treatment!

Where can I find the miraculous pill that Li Xiuyuan just gave me, the one that "cures all diseases"?

"Wow! Mr. Xiao, you really change your tune quickly. Just a moment ago you were a crazy monk, and now you're good friends?"

"As for this kind of pill... it's called the Leg-Stretching and Eye-Staring Pill. We do have some left, but if you all want them... our reserves aren't enough!"

"Oh right, I haven't finished speaking yet."

"It's precisely because I haven't taken a bath in a long time that I was able to come up with this Leg-Stretching and Eye-Staring Pill!"

When Li Xiuyuan said this, Xiao Se and Wuxin were both dumbfounded.

It's not that they thought of anything or guessed anything.

Putting aside them, even if it were anyone else, they would never have imagined that such a "miracle drug" was actually mud rubbed off Li Xiuyuan's body.

So, they were just curious: what does this pill have to do with whether you take a bath or not?

"No, I'm telling you, mad monk, what does whether you take a bath or not have to do with this elixir?"

"You're not going to let this magic pill go bad before giving it to me because I often talk badly about you, are you?"

Li Xiuyuan's expression didn't change upon hearing this; he still smiled and slowly replied.

"Oh dear, do you really hold such a grudge against me, monk?"

"Alright, I see this little idiot hasn't woken up yet, so I'll give him another one. You'll understand once you watch the process."

"Honestly, my cultivation is still lacking; even one 'Stretch Leg and Stare Eye Pill' isn't enough!" M.23sk.com

As Li Xiuyuan spoke, he reached into his robe and began rubbing his hands together in front of Xiao Se and the others…

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Chapter 55 Self-Abandonment of Martial Arts! Sudden Enlightenment of the Six Paths?

"Rub up, rub down, rub left, rub right!"

"Whoosh! All done in one go! Ta-da! The 'Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill,' which melts in your mouth but not in your hand, is ready!"

"Hmm, this one is much bigger than the last one. If this little blockhead uses it all, you two will have less to go later!"

"Hey? Why are you all so quiet?"

Li Xiuyuan rubbed mud on his chest, armpits, and waist.

Xiao Se, Wu Xin, and the others felt a stench so strong that they almost fainted!

Where would they find the time to open their mouths and speak?

They were genuinely afraid that if they opened their mouths, this stench would enter their mouths!

Yes, although there is no scientific basis in this world, just take the pills made with some mysterious methods. By extension, they also understand that "taste" or "gas" also contains an essential part of the effect.

So if you breathe in this while you're talking, it's not much different from eating it!

“I say, you crazy monk, that elixir is so effective, it is indeed very precious. If you don’t want to give it to us, you won’t say anything.”

"But you're using this stuff... Ugh! Seriously, how can the smell be so strong even from this distance?!" 23sK.com

Xiao Se spoke only after retreating several dozen meters.

Even so, he could still smell the stench coming from Li Xiuyuan.

As for what he didn't finish saying, everyone present could easily fill in the blanks without him having to say it.

It's nothing more than saying things like, "Why are you deliberately trying to disgust people with this?"

"This... does seem to have a rather strong smell?"

Upon hearing this, Li Xiuyuan scratched his head somewhat awkwardly.

At the same time, he also came to understand the current situation in his heart.

It must be because his cultivation level is insufficient, right?

Although his physical strength and various physical attributes have improved since he unlocked the Dragon Subduing True Form, as evidenced by his punch that dented the Vajra Body of the Great Awakening Sect Leader, it must be said that his Arhat Body is not yet fully developed. What he has formed is not the legendary "Dharma Transformation." Therefore, even though he imbues the pills with Buddhist power, some side effects, such as the foul stench that fills the air, resembling the "mud" that is actually rubbed off his body, are still unavoidable.

"Oh dear! Mr. Xiao, you've misunderstood me. That's exactly how I make the 'Stretch Leg and Stare Eyes Pill'!"

"It may smell bad, but it's still effective!"

"You won't believe me, just look!"

As Li Xiuyuan spoke, he took the "mud ball" that he had gently kneaded and made into a round shape in front of him, and came to Lei Wujie's side. He pinched Lei Wujie's cheek and fed the thing down his throat!

Xiao Se, standing to the side, while expressing disdain, was also curious whether what Li Xiuyuan said was true.

Well... at least until he saw it with his own eyes, he was 100% skeptical.

After all, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't have imagined that the mud pills he rubbed off bit by bit from his body could have such a miraculous effect!

He didn't care; he was determined to see the mad monk break down and then give him a good dressing down!

Who told him to make such a strong smell, letting them experience what "Aoli Gei" (a popular Chinese internet slang term for something delicious) means without them even realizing it?