Ye Xingluo was being held by the back of his neck, kicking and scratching. For a moment, he suddenly felt like he had just died, as if fate had once again gripped the back of his neck.
At the same time, he was quite dissatisfied and sneered, "If it weren't for the circumstances, I wouldn't bother with ants like you! How dare you hold me like that? Wait until I'm resurrected, you'll be sorry!"
However, his dissatisfaction and resentment sounded as slightly mournful meows to the two of them.
“It must be very uncomfortable for you to carry it like that.” Li Qingcheng glanced at her boyfriend’s movements and posture as he carried the wolf cub with slight concern, and asked cautiously, “How about I hold it? Anyway, there’s a pet hospital not far ahead, and I don’t mind getting my clothes dirty.”
Chapter Two: Such an adorable cat, it would be a shame not to spay/neuter it.
“No way.” Jiang Chen refused outright, then picked up the black cat and faced it, saying, “Either I hold you and you stay still, or you get down and run on your own.”
Choose one of these two options, or we'll send you to an animal shelter.
Ye Xinglu felt a little uneasy under the other person's gaze.
I have a feeling that my secret has been seen through!
"System, what if this guy finds out I'm not a real cat?" He spoke very softly, as if he were discussing something with Jiang Chen.
Seeing this, Li Qingcheng's eyes lit up with pink hearts. "Achen, you're so amazing! Do you know cat language? It seems like it's really communicating with you!"
[Unless you are a host with a higher-level system, no one will discover that your soul is human. No other system energy fluctuations have been detected at present, so please rest assured.]
Ye Xingluo's system replied in a mechanical voice.
He breathed a sigh of relief, relieved that he hadn't been discovered.
Otherwise, with only a cat's body, he would definitely be no match for it in a head-on confrontation.
They might even be dragged into a lab and dissected for research!
"Well done, Host!" The fluffy little thing perched on his shoulder, wagging its tail leisurely and showering him with compliments. "The male lead is completely smitten with you. Keep it up!"
Jiang Chen let go of the cat and headed towards the pet hospital with his girlfriend's hand. "These stray cats are very intelligent. It must have understood what I was saying. You'll see."
"Huh?" Li Qingcheng turned around and saw that the black cat was indeed obediently following behind her, as if afraid of being abandoned again.
Her heart was immediately melted. "Although it's not as cute as a kitten, it's so smart! I've heard that there's a connection between people and pets, and it was probably destined to be our cat!"
Otherwise, why would it have followed us for so long and refused to leave?
Of course they wouldn't leave. This guy finally found us, and we haven't even started using him yet. It would be strange if he were willing to leave.
[Task: Give the black cat a satisfactory name. Reward: Five million RMB.]
Just a few minutes after the last task was completed, a new task came.
Jiang Chen frowned slightly. Logically speaking, the tasks issued by the main system are all related to the important framework of the story. Could it be that naming is very important to the male protagonist?
The little white cat was also a bit confused, scratching its ears and complaining, "Why is the task given by the main system the same as a cat-raising guide?"
Are we really expected to be diligent pet owners?
Heh, my dear host, having me, this soft and adorable little kitten, is enough for you.
We don't need this scheming boy!
"Since we're going to keep it, how about we give it a name?" Jiang Chen turned to look at the pretty girl who was holding his arm.
Li Qingcheng nodded hurriedly, "That's right, such a smart cat deserves a name."
Ah Chen, you're so thoughtful!
What should we call it?
"Naming a black cat is easy, isn't it?" Jiang Chen's lips curled into a mischievous smile. "Big Black, Black Charcoal, Charcoal Head, Coal Ball, which one do you think is better?"
Li Qingcheng: -_-||
They're all pretty bad!
Is he really such a clueless straight man who can't even come up with a name?
She inwardly complained, but not wanting to go against her boyfriend's wishes, she hesitated and said, "Dahei... it sounds a bit like a dog's name, isn't that inappropriate?"
"If a cat can live like a dog, then it's quite successful. Let's name it Big Black."
That's it?
Li Qingcheng pouted and suddenly felt sorry for Dahei.
"The mission..." the little white cat licked its paws and reminded, "Master, the mission is not complete."
While his girlfriend was playing with the cat, Jiang Chen whispered, "Why didn't you complete the calculation for me? I'm very satisfied with this name! I'm going to file a complaint against the main system!"
The little white cat scratched its paws and said cautiously, "The main system has been patched and the tasks have been reissued."
[Task: Give the black cat a name it likes. Reward: 10 million RMB.]
The dog system has actually learned to retract patching?
Has the main system been upgraded and become smarter?
Considering the price increase, Jiang Chen decided not to argue. "Is the name really that bad? No problem, we have backups: wood ear fungus, black beans, black rice, black dates, brown sugar, and black sesame seeds?"
Li Qingcheng couldn't help but facepalm. "What kind of nonsense is this? Are you making glutinous rice balls? And with black sesame seeds..."
Ye Xingluo, who was originally full of anger and had nowhere to vent, suddenly had a bright idea when she heard this. Tangyuan sounds better than the others!
Although it's just as awful, compared to something even worse, Tangyuan (glutinous rice balls) seems to sound much better.
Otherwise, if someone were given a stupid name like "wood ear fungus" or "black bean," and people called that every day, where would they put their face?
Thinking of this, Ye Xinglu hurriedly shouted, "Tangyuan, that's it! Stop spouting nonsense!"
Hearing the protagonist's enthusiastic response, Jiang Chen smiled broadly, "Look, it really likes the name I gave it. I just don't know which name it prefers, 'wood ear fungus' or 'black bean'."
Ye Xinglu rolled her eyes. "I like that idiot!"
"Its expression is so vivid! It even rolled its eyes just now!" Li Qingcheng exclaimed, as if discovering a new continent, and patiently inquired, "Wood ear fungus? Black beans..."
I called out all the names my boyfriend had given me, but the black cat just turned its head away and ignored me.
She was immediately stumped. "It seems like none of them like it. Look, it's ignoring me."
"Stupid woman, you clearly said tangyuan just now, why do you keep calling it those lousy names?" Ye Xinglu cursed angrily.
Jiang Chen also squatted down to look at the cat. Hearing the male protagonist meow in dissatisfaction, she laughed and said, "I think it's cursing you. It probably still likes the name 'Big Black'."
"Pah! A stupid woman and a stupid pig, you two are a perfect match!" Ye Xingluo, relying on her cat body and cat language, cursed loudly and almost put her hands on her hips.
The little white cat rolled its eyes. "Tch! This protagonist really thinks he's something special, expecting everyone to fawn over him. Daring to bare his teeth at my host, I'll pluck them all off!"
"Oh right, you just mentioned tangyuan (sweet rice balls)." Having been a bit cheeky, but still needing to complete the task, Jiang Chen asked, "Did you want to call it tangyuan?"
The black cat quickly nodded and stopped meowing to avoid being misunderstood again.
"Mission complete. Rewards have been sent to the host's bank card," Little White obediently reminded.
The two people and the cat arrived at the entrance of the pet hospital. Before Jiang Chen could lift the cat by the scruff of its neck again, Ye Xingluo jumped up the steps and strode inside.
After waiting for a while, it was finally time to examine the black cat.
Jiang Chen calmly took out his phone and started recording a video with a gloating expression.
"What are you doing?" Ye Xingluo shouted in a panic, "Put your phone down! You're dead if you dare record this! You bastard! You dare..."
He was cursing loudly when suddenly an Elizabethan collar was put around his neck.
Then I was held down by a pair of large hands, and they started to pry open my mouth, look inside out my eyes, and pull at my ears to do basic checks.
You think I can't handle a cat like you?
You tried to grope my girlfriend's breasts and take advantage of her the moment we met. If I don't torment you until you question your existence, am I even a man?
Jiang Chen followed the entire process and filmed it without missing a single detail, including the way it was humiliated and abused, such as having its temperature taken, its feces removed, and so on.
"This cat is in good overall condition, and it most likely had an owner before." After completing the entire examination process, the doctor instructed, "Although we haven't found any fleas except for it being a little dirty, we still need to pay attention to its hygiene."
After you've finished showering, if you need any other supplies, you can go to the next room to choose.
Ye Xingluo, looking as if she had been raped, slumped in a corner, dejected, and secretly shed tears.
I was actually humiliated in public!
How long ago did the once all-powerful CEO of a business empire fall to such a state?
Jiang Chen saved the video and looked sincerely at the veterinarian, saying, "Since it's already an adult male cat, let's get it spayed/neutered while we're at it."
Chapter Three: That's My Girlfriend
"Oh? Do we need to spay or neuter it?" Li Qingcheng looked at the pitiful Tangyuan and felt a little soft-hearted. "Then it can't be a father. We can't deprive the cat of its reproductive rights, can we?"
The veterinarian promptly explained, "In general, more cat owners in cities choose to have their cats spayed or neutered."
Otherwise, during the urination period, urine will be emitted everywhere and will have a strong odor;
Howling at all times;
They can easily escape, but if they live in a high-rise building, they might fall to their deaths.
Prolonged lack of outlet for urination can also increase the risk of urinary tract diseases.
Of course, if you plan to breed and can tolerate the above-mentioned problems, sterilization is not necessary.
Ye Xingluo, who was licking her pubic hair to relieve her low mood, suddenly heard the words "sterilization" and jumped up immediately, "If you dare to stab me, I'll make your whole family pay with their lives!"
"System, quickly think of a way to make these two idiots give up this idea!"
[Item detected: Change of Mind. Requires 1000 points. Can change the mind of someone making a decision that does not involve life or death.]
"Buy, buy, buy! If we don't buy them, they'll rip my balls off!" Ye Xinglu shouted hurriedly.
Before Jiang Chen could completely convince Li Qingcheng, a ray of light, invisible to ordinary people, struck him.
"Hey, host!" The little white fluffy ball suddenly became excited and grabbed the luster with one paw. "The protagonist wants to use an item on you. Let me see."
Emmmm... This prop is called "change of heart".
The effect is not high enough to affect ordinary people.
After being hit by the object, you should give up the idea of spaying or neutering it.
Should we act in accordance with the lead actor's performance?
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