"Isn't the back mountain a bit unsafe? Shall we walk towards the river?" Hua Siming said in a tone that left no room for negotiation. "The photographer's equipment is too heavy, and it's dark, so it's not easy for them to follow us and take pictures."
Yan Jiangchen almost blurted out that she wanted to separate from him, but then she felt it was inappropriate.
He glanced reluctantly at the path leading to the back mountain, worried that if he went there in person, the crew might follow him for safety reasons, and if they discovered the little girl who had sneaked in, they would have to take her out of the filming location.
While Hua Siming was still talking animatedly, Yan Jiangchen took out his phone and sent her a message. The two agreed on a time to sneak out for a rendezvous after everyone else had gone to sleep.
The little white cat perched on its host's shoulder, while the semi-transparent Jiang Chen followed closely behind, able to see the messages being sent clearly.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you're still up to no good!" The little white cat "plucked" a handful of "wool" and slapped him with its paw before shaking its little head and saying disdainfully, "You're such a loser, you must have been a bachelor in your past life!"
"It's eleven o'clock now. By the time I get back and get ready for bed, it'll be at least eleven-thirty. I had an appointment with my sweetheart at one-thirty. You're a master of time management," Jiang Chen said with a smile and a shake of his head.
Hua Siming paused upon hearing this, a hint of resentment in her eyes.
I spent most of the day planting trees and stayed up with this guy until after 11 p.m., and he still wanted to get up at 1:30 a.m. to go out for a rendezvous? The thing is, we don't even share a room, so I have to set an alarm to catch him?
"Don't worry about it tonight, I'll figure out how to handle him," Jiang Chen said with a faint smile.
The little white cat licked its paws and yawned. "Host, you can hold out with him for now. Use the props when necessary. I need to take a nap."
It curled up and went to sleep comfortably;
Having agreed on a time, Yan Jiangchen had no desire to wander around anymore and suggested going back;
Hua Siming was already exhausted, but seeing the dim halo around the other person gave her a strong sense of accomplishment. She leisurely returned to her hut, twirling a walnut in her hand and humming a little tune, before washing up and going to bed.
The mountain village was quiet at night, and the live broadcast showed the entire sleeping cabin and front yard from above.
The little animals inside the wooden enclosure were all sleeping peacefully;
Several adorable puppies snuggled together, humming softly; the scene was peaceful and serene.
"call!"
In the pitch black, Yan Jiangchen let out a slightly helpless sigh, followed by the sound of him quietly getting up.
If he hadn't been so restless and agitated, he really wouldn't have wanted to get up in the middle of the night and sneak out.
But the thought of such unprecedented excitement made Yan Jiangchen feel dizzy and forget everything else.
In his past life, he had never even held a girl's hand, and the goddess he fawned over could easily arouse him with a simple "I'm going to take a shower."
After transmigrating, he completely won without lifting a finger, but he still didn't have the chance to get intimate with pretty girls. Yan Jiangchen couldn't wait any longer. He wanted to be like the protagonist of some harem novels and push his way through without hesitation!
After getting dressed and tidying himself up, he tiptoed to the door and turned the doorknob.
"Crack!"
The door lock clicked softly, but the wooden door remained completely still despite being opened!
Yan Jiangchen secretly exerted force on the sliding door and twisted it again. It was the same familiar feeling of turning it open, but the wooden door still wouldn't open!
Chapter Thirty-Five: A wasted night...
"Holy crap? What's going on?"
I shook the wooden door a few times, and I felt like I could shake the slightly worn door frame, but I still couldn't open the door.
Yan Jiangchen shone his phone light on the door and could clearly see that the doorknob was turned. Logically, since there was nothing else connecting the door frame and the wooden door, it shouldn't be impossible to open.
"This is unbelievable!" He tried his best but couldn't open the door, and ended up panting heavily.
Worried about waking up Teacher Jin and the others who were fast asleep in the room, Yan Jiangchen didn't dare to make too much noise. When the door couldn't be opened, she turned her gaze to the window.
The translucent Jiang Chen sat on the cabinet, stroking the sleeping little white fluffy ball and watching the show.
In May, the temperature in the mountains was still low and the night wind was cool, so the windows in the room were only slightly open.
Yan Jiangchen went over and took a look. The back window wouldn't be captured by the camera looking down, but they were staying on the second floor of the wooden house. The self-built houses in the mountain village were nearly four meters high, and jumping down directly without any support would probably cause injury.
"Are you really so blinded by lust that you don't care about anything else?" The semi-transparent Jiang Chen frowned slightly and glanced out the window.
There were no trees or any footholds in the backyard. Although it was a grassy area, there were many saplings piled up. Given his physical condition from years of training, jumping down should be no problem. However, the protagonist's core abilities probably hadn't been unlocked in terms of athletic skills, so jumping down rashly would be quite risky.
"I'll give it my all for the thrill!" As the time on his phone drew closer, Yan Jiangchen's mind was filled with exciting images.
After a moment's thought, I knew I couldn't let this variety show trip be in vain!
Since his plans to become famous have been disrupted, taking the opportunity to lose his virginity is worthwhile. Besides, that girl went to great lengths to offer herself up; it would be too unmanly of him not to accept her.
Furthermore, recalling the original owner's long-standing habit of exercising, he felt that this body could perfectly replicate his glorious feat of jumping down from the third floor when he fought Lin Yanran, all through muscle memory.
Driven by his passion, Yan Jiangchen took a deep breath, prepared to open the window and jump onto the pile of saplings to cool off, so he could have a fun outdoor battle with the little beauty!
"Huh?" He placed both hands on the old-fashioned wooden window and pushed hard, only to find to his surprise that the wooden window did not budge!
This is really weird.
Before going to sleep, I clearly saw Teacher Jin easily push open the window and adjust it to the right gap before it got stuck.
Logically, the window should open with just a push, so why can't it open by itself?
Unwilling to give up, Yan Jiangchen strained with all her might, her face turning red, but she still couldn't push it open. She went to the door again and put all her strength on the doorknob, pulling hard, but the wooden door remained unmoved.
"Huff, huff!" Exhausted and feverish, Yan Jiangchen was panting heavily.
Mr. Jin turned over in his sleep. Afraid of being discovered, he could only lie down quietly and wait for the right moment.
After struggling with the wooden door and windows for most of the night, Yan Jiangchen was so tired that he couldn't get out of the wooden house until dawn. He simply gave up and lay down to sleep.
"Damn it! Liar! You made me waste the whole night here!" The young woman, who had waited anxiously in the damp and cold bamboo forest all night, received no reply and was so angry that she almost threw her phone on the ground.
I initially thought Yan Jiangchen was handsome, low-key, and honest, and with his net worth of hundreds of billions, I thought I could take advantage of him before he was targeted and find a rich man to marry. Who knew I would be tricked!
"You made me come all this way for nothing, what a damn bastard!" Looking at her expensive and beautiful clothes that had been soiled with heartache, she angrily slipped away quietly, planning to find another opportunity. Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing if the production crew found out and kicked her out.
She certainly couldn't bear to delete the number in her phone's contact list, and as she walked, she considered how to entice him to come find her.
Meanwhile, Teacher Jin, who needed to get up early to make breakfast for everyone, had already gotten up. He looked at Yan Jiangchen, who was still fast asleep, and carefully tried not to make any noise to disturb his sleep. He tiptoed out of the room.
"Hmm? Why is the doorknob broken?" Teacher Jin felt something was wrong with the feel of the doorknob. She frowned slightly and took a look in the dim light of the day. The doorknob, which was fine before she went to bed last night, was now almost broken off and hanging loosely on the door.
He looked at it several times but still couldn't figure it out. In the end, he quietly closed the door and went to wash up, still puzzled.
Yan Jiangchen still hadn't shown up by the time everyone had finished breakfast.
The teacher, who was good at controlling the situation, explained, "Jiang Chen worked so hard yesterday that he's probably exhausted. Let him rest first."
Today we need to plant the trees that arrived yesterday, and we should also plant the seasonal vegetable seeds; we also need to set up a ping-pong table at home, so let's divide the work among ourselves.
"I'll help set up the pool table," Hua Siming said, raising her hand first.
As the person with the most important abilities, he must ensure that he can keep track of the counterfeit goods' movements as soon as possible.
Wang Mengtian needs to get as much screen time as possible to make the fakes fade into the background and become marginalized, so she said she wants to try growing vegetables, sailing a boat, and fishing.
While Yan Jiangchen was still fast asleep, his trending topics on the internet had already been pinned to the top, even surpassing Wang Mengtian's a cappella rendition of her hit song and "The Collection of Poems and Lyrics by Transmigrators" which ranked second and third.
"Low-key Yan Jiangchen" quickly became known to netizens who follow the news, and corresponding memes were quickly created.
Even those who haven't watched the slow-paced variety show livestream were shocked by the fact that he was the brother of all the well-known and noble beauties, such as "Peerless Hero," "Female General," "Wang Mengtian," and "Billion-Dollar CEO."
Despite raising so many outstanding younger sisters, the older brother Yan Jiangchen is so low-key that almost no one knows about him!
As the online buzz exploded and the character's persona solidified, the protagonist's aura, like the afterglow of a setting sun, gradually dimmed and disappeared without her noticing.
"The backlash is really fast." Hua Siming sneaked in for a quick look, then came out and went to the backyard to find materials while lowering her voice and saying, "When we get back today, tell Lin Yanran and the others to be prepared."
The halo effect has almost worn off; now we can implement the human prison plan to imprison him. There won't be many more variables. Bai Wei and I will hurry up and gather information, hoping to capture his soul for research.
The semi-transparent Jiang Chen flipped through the script that was being updated, pondered for a moment, and replied, "We can't drag this out for too long. After all, he is the chosen one. His halo of being in the limelight has been wiped out by the backlash. Maybe in time he will condense a halo with other functions or types."
Hearing this, the little white cat perked up its ears and said excitedly, "That's great! Let's keep shearing sheep, and fleece them as much as we can when we catch one!"
Jiang Chen glanced at it and patiently explained, "What if the laws of the world insist on putting him in power and, to his liking, give him a special aura to conquer girls?"
Just like those illogical and absurd sadomasochistic novels, once his halo appears, all female animals within a 300-meter radius will unconditionally obey him. My sisters are about to be taken by him!
Chapter Thirty-Six: The Imposter Has Gone Mad
"Oh my!" The little white cat stared in disbelief, scratched its ears a couple of times, and muttered, "If the script is going to be like this, it really might be true! After all, we're in a mission world that doesn't follow logic or follow the rules right now, so we should really strike while the iron is hot."
Hua Siming's expression also turned serious upon hearing this.
He knew that the laws of the world were irrational.
What about cause and effect, karma, and the cycle of heaven? Over the years, I've relied on my ability to see ghosts to get by in both the underworld and the legitimate world, making connections with all sorts of big shots and learning many secrets that no one else knows.
The methods employed are astonishing: killing one's wife to appease the spirit and prolong one's fortune; killing one's child to extend one's life; raising a ghost child to harm others and make money.
But aren't those people still incredibly wealthy and have bright futures?
The so-called laws of the world can protect them with all sorts of halos, so it's not impossible that an imposter could also be given a halo of irresistible charm!
"The situation is urgent and pressing; we must act quickly." A strong sense of crisis filled her heart. While casually helping to set up the ping-pong table, Hua Siming racked her brains trying to figure out which formations could be modified to imprison the soul.
The script probably hasn't been written yet, so how can the imposter, who has lost the initiative, gradually win back the girls' hearts? Therefore, Yan Jiangchen hasn't yet been shrouded in a new aura.
The little white cat scribbled on the ground with its paws, and after a moment, its eyes rolled into dark circles as it said with a look of utter despair, "I have no other choice. I remember there was a special array in the supernatural mission world that could imprison souls, but unfortunately I can't remember how to draw it."
"A supernatural mission world?" The semi-transparent Jiang Chen asked curiously, "Am I a demon hunter or something? Can I draw the formations you've seen?"
The fluffy little dumpling shook its big, fluffy ears and whispered a reminder: "It was your wife in the mission world who taught you this. It's a pity that the host's memories were folded, otherwise we could use them now."
"Wife?!" Jiang Chen was clearly a little confused.
The little white cat wagged its tail and asked with a gossipy look, "Did you get married in real life before you bound yourself to me, host?"
"Before I died?" He shook his head. "Before I was captured and forced into hard labor here, I had never been in a relationship in the real world. So... you just said I got married in other mission worlds?"
"It's more than just getting a wife! The host can do all the work at the same time: completing missions, killing the protagonist, and flirting with girls. I'm just a cute and cuddly little kitten, but I have to follow the host around and eat dog food until I'm stuffed."
The fluffy little cat looked up at the sky with a melancholy expression at a 45-degree angle, and couldn't help but pat its chest with its paw and sigh, "Poor little kitty, it can only use games to escape the reality of being surrounded by dog food!"
Jiang Chen: ? ? ?
"Don't make that face, okay? I'm not lying to you." The little white cat waved its big tail leisurely and strolled around, saying arrogantly, "Take now for example, after you kill that disgusting protagonist and take back your body, will you marry Liu Qingmei?"
The host's memories have been folded, so each time you enter a mission world, it's like starting from scratch, seamlessly connecting with your memories from your previous life. Falling in love, getting married, and so on—that's perfectly normal.
"Do other hosts also get married, have children, and spend their lives in the mission world?"
"No, no, no, host, you must have some misunderstanding." The little white cat stroked its whiskers and waved its paws. "Unless you get a script that allows you to die peacefully, other hosts may not be able to live a peaceful life."
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