Mr. Pantalone has no crazy plans today.

Mr. Pantalone has no crazy plans today. (Written by Fat Cat Under the Moon)

Servant: A capitalist who revels in blood, tears, and wailing, who never hesitates to use any pawn he can!

Girl: His mask deceived the whole world. Look how well he acted!

Puppet: If given 300% of the benefit, he would even dare to trample on all the ethics in this world!

Doctor: Incredible! His madness far surpasses mine!

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Pantalone panicked as he watched the increasingly outrageous comments about him from the outside world. He stated that he was just an ordinary time traveler.

He had only casually proposed a few ordinary plans, but his colleagues had imagined them as a series of crazy schemes, such as "using mechanical beings to replace humans for survival", "mechanical deity to restart the world", "using the power of the abyss to create the Scourge", and "the Human Instrumentality Project".

How did I suddenly become the biggest mastermind and ambitious schemer in Teyvat?!

"I didn't! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! Spreading rumors is illegal!"

Chapter 1 Am I a street lamp? I am Pantalone!

The pervasive snow and wind are the most common sights in winter. For this northern country, snow and ice are the most common sights in this pure white world built of ice and snow.

Emerging from the Winter Palace, the refined young man, clad in a silver-gray robe, gazed up at the familiar landscape before him, a hint of bewilderment and blankness lingering in his eyes.

It was as if he were a foreigner seeing such scenery for the first time.

And that is indeed the case.

"I...time traveled...?"

After digesting the memories in his mind, the street lamp finally accepted his current situation.

He discovered that he had been transmigrated into Pantalone, one of the eleven executors of the Fools in the Winterlands of Genshin Impact.

The streetlight... no, now his name should be Pantalone.

He never imagined that he would fall asleep while watching the latest Genshin Impact PV and end up being transported to another world inexplicably, becoming the ninth executive officer of the Fatui, "Rich Man".

Fortunately, he obtained most of Pantalone's memories. Although some of these memories were missing, he had most of the essential ones.

According to his memories, Piero, the first executive officer of the Fools, seemed to have something to discuss with all the executive officers in the past few days, as if they were to discuss a plan to fight against the laws of nature. This absurd feeling gave him the sense of a husky mixed in with a pack of wolves.

As is widely known, Pantalone, the ninth executive of the Fools, is an ambitious and dangerous man with grand schemes in his head.

But he isn't.

As an ordinary transmigrator, he was very clear about his own capabilities.

Moreover, based on a comparison between the memories in his mind and his memories from his previous life, he discovered that this period did not seem to be any time period he knew.

He couldn't even recall the best toy salesman in the Winter Kingdom, which seemed to be a very early point in time, making it impossible for him to rely on the plot.

How to do?

He was completely empty-headed and had no idea what he should say at the meeting in a few days!

Nobody told him what to do in a situation like this!

This is his first time being a time traveler!

Or... why don't you ask his colleagues for advice?

Pantalone thought with some interest.

However, we need to carefully consider who to consult.

Moreover, he needs to carefully consider how to ask questions, since he needs to play his role well and not let others find that he seems to have become a different person.

Therefore, this kind of thing needs to be considered carefully in the long run, and at least it shouldn't feel too abrupt to others.

Just as Pantalone was pondering who he should look for, the crisp sound of footsteps brushed past his ears, and the sound of boots hitting the frozen ground interrupted his thoughts.

This brought him back to reality from his thoughts, and he looked at the figure that had brushed past him from the side.

Her silver-gray coat, identical to his, spoke of her identity, while the striking black hair mixed with her striking white hair made Pantalone recognize her.

"Arechino?"

"Oh? It's you, Mr. Banker. What can I do for you?"

After being called by name, the woman turned to look at Pantalone with a hint of disdain on her face, as if she didn't particularly like Pantalone.

Her identity is that of Arecino, one of the Executors of the Fools, along with Pantalone. Her code name is "Servant".

Pantalone didn't pay much attention to Arecino's less-than-friendly tone, after all, he considered himself different from the original Pantalone, so he wasn't particularly bothered by it.

Moreover, Pantalone's memories reveal that, in a sense, this was just a routine occurrence among the Fatui Executors; more accurately, she treated everyone this way.

Perhaps due to the fusion of Pantalone's memories, he unconsciously adopted a similar tone when speaking. He did not choose to restrain this tone, which helped him appear more like the original Pantalone.

"Hehe, as fellow colleagues working under the Queen, I don't think it's a big deal to exchange greetings regularly. As for you, Arecino is just a little curious. Are you in such a hurry to prepare your exam papers?"

"Mr. Banker, you really do like to meddle in other people's business as always. Are you so eager to find out about other people's plans? But I'm very sorry, I won't reveal any information to you."

Arecino sneered with an unfriendly expression, her words full of dislike for Pantalone.